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[iHorizons]

That's hilarious CptData

[Allstar27]

CptData wrote...

*snip

Lol so that's what the rest of the crew do in thier spare time........and Prothean porn.....How do they even.......nevermind 

[BadExamp1e]

We all know Joker watches porn, but Javik? Lmao.

Yeah, but they were all basically hoping that Shepard and Ashley provide them with their very own stash of amateur porn without them actually knowing about it... I'm beginning to worry about, Data. Some weird stuff going down on his Normandy.

[CptData]

BadExamp1e wrote...

We all know Joker watches porn, but Javik? Lmao.

Yeah, but they were all basically hoping that Shepard and Ashley provide them with their very own stash of amateur porn without them actually knowing about it... I'm beginning to worry about, Data. Some weird stuff going down on his Normandy.

It's the stress. They could die every single day and that's how they deal with that knowledge. Hedonism. Love ... sex ... rock'n'roll.


Ashley: You did what?
Vega: It wasn't my idea, LC. I just asked Esteban what's missing ... and he was right.
Ashley: Okay. Maybe I'm stupid, maybe I don't get your humor - but why a strip bar in the armory?!
Vega: You should ask our shuttle pilot ... I'm just the doorman.
Ashley: Uhuh ...

...

Cortez: James got me totally wrong. I didn't want a strip bar. I just wanted a gym down here, a good ol' fashioned gym for the guys of this ship.
Ashley: Uhuh ... and it has nothing to do with James' pull-ups he usually does half-naked?
Cortez: Yeah ... yes. No. Not really. Wait, isn't it a three-headed monkey behind you?
Ashley: A gym for your eyes only, hmm? Hang on, I do have an idea ... *whispers*

...

Vega: MY EYES!
Ashley: What? You wanted a strip club, you got a strip club.
Vega: I never wanted to see Kenneth, Javik and Shepard naked!
Ashley: Hmm ... Skipper ... enjoy the view, James. Enjoy the view.
Cortez: And now ... down with your pants, Shepard!
Shepard: Ash ... why am I here again?
Ashley: You lost a bet, remember? Now drop those pants - we all wanna see your little CO.
Shepard: *sigh* my ship is full of perverts *drops pants*
Tali: Keelah!
Gabby: I want Kenneth naked!

[DWH1982]

Hah. Funny stuff, all of it. But I think a more likely response from Javik when he's asked if the Protheans have porn would be:

Javik: In the Empire, watching or making pornography was punishable by death.
Garrus: Uh huh.
Joker: Glad I wasn't alive back then. Were you guys allowed to do anything fun? And was there anything illegal that didn't carry a death sentence?
Javik: We had staring contests. And very few. But unlike the primiitves of this cycle, we understood the need for discipline.

[BadExamp1e]

All play, no work. Everyone on your ship needs to burn, Data.

All of them!

Thanks to you, the next time Javik touches his memory shard I'm going to assume he's watching porn.

[BP93]

Looks like this thread took a slightly awkward turn... lol

[DWH1982]

I thought we called that a "normal day" around here.

[BadExamp1e]

Who's fault is that, BP? lol

It's always taking awkward turns. ALWAYS. I don't think porn is awkward. I think Shepard dropping his pants in a strip club is awkward.

[garrusfan1]

just arrived what is with the armory um... club discussion

[CptData]

BadExamp1e wrote...

All play, no work. Everyone on your ship needs to burn, Data.

All of them!

Thanks to you, the next time Javik touches his memory shard I'm going to assume he's watching porn.

Why that?

Shepard: Okay, guys. Today we have a special guest - the Pope. He needs to get savely to one of our colonies.
Ashley: *cough*
Shepard: Yes, Ashley?
Ashley: Hackett had better plans recently. Why the Normandy?
Shepard: Because he trusts in my crew. After all, we keep the war running so we might take down the Reapers one day.
Ashley: I was talking more about the less public stuff that's going on on this ship.
Shepard: ... like?
Ashley: Strip bars, the Shadown Broker's passion to record the ship's most prominent couple, Joker's porn collection, Javik's virtual porn reality ...
Shepard: That explains why he's washing his hands all day ...
Ashley: Not to forget the lack of discipline. For nearly a week you insist to command this ship without pants!
Shepard: Pants are an illusion.
Ashley: I would feel more comfortable if you have some fabric covering your fine ass ... Sir!

BadExamp1e wrote...

Who's fault is that, BP? lol

It's
always taking awkward turns. ALWAYS. I don't think porn is awkward. I
think Shepard dropping his pants in a strip club is awkward.

I just imagine him doing it in a british-dry manner. Means: no facial expression, no emotions, just ... drop it.

Modifié par CptData, 23 juin 2012 - 08:31 .

[BadExamp1e]

Why do I suddenly feel like Isabela needs to be on the Normandy..?

I'm going to play some of the ME3 soundtracks to get pumped. What's everyone's favourite track? I like, "I was lost without you" since their Ash's own words. At the start it's sad and depressing, then it picks up.

"I'm proud of you."
"Leaving Earth."
"Mars."
"Thessia's lost."

Are also good.

Modifié par BadExamp1e, 23 juin 2012 - 08:34 .

[BP93]

I liked the music during Kasumi's mission in ME2. Don't have a "favorite" though, because it's all good.

Played SP earlier and did the monastery mission. Samara offed herself, then I shot Falere in cold blood; all while Ash was looking on.

[Allstar27]

"An End Once and For All" and "I'm Proud of You" I would consider to be my favourite tracks

Modifié par Allstar27, 23 juin 2012 - 08:48 .

[DWH1982]

I can't stand to listen to "An End, Once and For All" because it reminds me of the endings. I actually deleted that track from my MP3 player.

"Leaving Earth," the Mars song, and "I'm Proud of You" would probably be my favorites.

[BadExamp1e]

I like An End Once and For All, too. But the end of that song just goes off the rails, like the actual game itself...

What about "Grunt's Last Stand" honestly thought that was badass.

Prefer this version of "An End once and For All" www.youtube.com/watch

Modifié par BadExamp1e, 23 juin 2012 - 09:00 .

[Allstar27]

BadExamp1e wrote...

I like An End One and For All, too. But the end of that song just goes off the rails, like the actual game itself...

What about "Grunt's Last Stand" honestly thought that was badass.

"Grunts Last Stand" 

During that scene when that first piano note dropped I stopped and was like:

"what the f*** did I just do?"

"No not Grunt.....GRRRUUNNNNTTTT"

few a minutes later  

"Badass"

Modifié par Allstar27, 23 juin 2012 - 09:06 .

[BadExamp1e]

Haha, yeah. When the music played I thought that was the last I would see of Grunt, but damn then the guy shows up as the shuttle's about to leave... "Anybody.... got something to eat?"

Truly badass.

Found this comment section of the "I Was Lost Without You" video on youtube, "This music truly epitomizes the sorrowful yet burning passion between Shepard and his/her love interest. A fantastic piece of music. Well done Mr. Hulick." I can agree with that. Although, I think my favourite peice of music will always be the ME theme itself, followed by "I'm proud of you."

How the hell could we forget "Stand strong, stand together" ? Chills.

Modifié par BadExamp1e, 23 juin 2012 - 09:12 .

[scotiej]

I have so many favorites from all three soundtracks. I even have some favorites from the "missing tracks" of ME1.

[iHorizons]

My favorite are
An End Once and For All
I'm proud of you
I was lost without you

[Dannycni]

The Mass Effect series does have a pretty sweet sound track to it. I'm a sucker for the credits music at the end of ME1 Faunts, M4 part II. But 'An End Once and For All' always get me too.

[Allstar27]

I will always remember the ME2 launch trailer for being one of the best trailers I've seen (mostly due to the soundtrack that just makes the trailer 10x more epic)

Edit: Could use more Ash on this page

Modifié par Allstar27, 23 juin 2012 - 10:09 .

[iHorizons]

The ME1 credit song is amazing as well, really one of my favorites

[Spitfire017]

Alright, I read through about 6-7 pages, and just putting my
thoughts out there, but keeping it short:

1) The EC comes out June 26th!!! Next Tuesday?
Tuesday is already a very important day for me. An important thing involving my
work. Now I have to deal with the EC as well. I dunno. I got my hopes up for
ME3 (while the rest of my friends were cautious) and I suffered for it. I am
still going to download it and see what happens. But with work being number 1
right now, I hope the EC doesn’t put me in the dumps like ME3 did. Like
everybody else, I am hoping for a LI reunion. I just hope that every LI gets
their due, from Miranda (who isn’t on Planet inbreed) to Kelly (who hopefully
is still alive).
   
2) Good thing that the EMS got fixed. Looks like I
won’t be playing Multiplayer anytime soon. That’s a good thing. I   don’t want to
pay for xbox live.

   
3) On the non-existence of Kaidan in ME
advertising: I haven’t really thought about it, but there is a valid point
there. When I first heard of a femShep trailer, I thought Ash would be replaced
by Kaidan. But nope, Ash is there. I guess it all to do with sex appeal, but
Kaidan should get his due in the advertisements.  I can see why Kaidan fans would be miffed, but
centering their anger towards Ash...it can be understandable but sad. I see the
VS fandom as a united front against the alien lover hordes...jk.

4)    

Rudy
Lis wrote...

BadExamp1e wrote...



Pretty much. They still blame it on Ash though. It's quite sad how many
reporters and journalists title Ash a racist. You shouldn't title anybody that,
unless you're 100% sure.

It's just easy to slap some title or label on someone and not to try realyl
figure person out. Or at least try to. Not sure sign of what it is... Well, not
true, I'm pretty sure sign of what it is, but western society is so "politically correct", so I
better keep my opinion to myself. 

Political correctness is for self-righteous fools. That is a motto of mine.

And every time I see someone call
Ash a racist I just want to kick them and yell “DON’T YOU KNOW NOTHING
ABOUT
GLOBAL POLITICS!” Unfortunately, that misunderstanding is already engrained
into the ME fandom.

5)

BadExamp1e wrote...



Why do I suddenly feel like Isabela needs to be on the Normandy..?

Here you go...





I for one would love to see that happen.

6) My favourite ME OST is actually from ME2. “Suicide
mission.” I always play it when working on an overdue university paper (and
that happens a lot. I don’t think I handed in a major assignment on time this
past year)...it fits the mood and gets me pumped.

Modifié par Spitfire017, 23 juin 2012 - 10:47 .

[SweShadow90]

I think the first thing I did after I heard "I was lost without you" was to look up how to play it on the piano on youtube.. And after that I practiced 'til my fingers bled. I haven't leared the whole orchestral part yet thou. But I really love that song! It makes you miss those passioned moments you've had with someone you've loved.