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[Rudy Lis]

CptData wrote...

Bad joke appears:

If that's "bad joke" I want to see your good joke, because this "bad joke" made me "do a dragon" supercombo, spraying coca-cola all over table (good I removed blueprints from it!), thus causing me to clean my keyboard again (did that friday evening, regular maintenance), instead of having lunch. Oh, well, I believe I owed my firearm keyboard thorough cleaning...
Not sure what to do with mouse though. WD-40?

That's a bad joke: miracle image - after about 5 minutes of watching this picture you can find bulding on this image and some dude named Alenko!

Modifié par Rudy Lis, 25 juin 2012 - 11:35 .

[iHorizons]

Clean it with speculations

[CptData]

Rudy Lis wrote...

CptData wrote...

Bad joke appears:

If that's "bad joke" I want to see your good joke, because this "bad joke" made me "do a dragon" supercombo, spraying coca-cola all over table (good I removed blueprints from it!), thus causing me to clean my keyboard again (did that friday evening, regular maintenance), instead of having lunch. Oh, well, I believe I owed my firearm keyboard thorough cleaning...
Not sure what to do with mouse though. WD-40?

Good joke:

Ashley: Sail my boat, Skipper![/b]
(In a sexual context).

Just kidding. MBE knows exactly what I'm talking about :innocent:


Ashley Williams ... checking out underwear!Shepard !

Now we know how Ash got her own "Standard Alliance Bra"

[Rudy Lis]

CptData wrote...

Good joke:

Ashley: Sail my boat, Skipper!
(In a sexual context).

I don't get it anyway. And I'm not sure I can blame Postal Service this time.

CptData wrote...

Now we know how Ash got her own "Standard Alliance Bra"

That should be named "standard issue".

[BadExamp1e]

BP93 wrote...

Yeah, I'll be avoiding this thread until I finish myself. No offense to anyone here, but I can't trust you not to post them. lol

Going to play some more later on tonight. I'm at the date scene among a **** ton of other things to do on the Citadel so that's like a whole 'nother mission in itself. Might save the date for last though.

Smart lad. I'll probably be dishing out the spoilers myself.

Good: "OMGASHLEYOMFGASHLEY!"
Bad: "It was a pile of crap. I hate BW."

[BadExamp1e]

CptData wrote...

iHorizons wrote...

Well Ashley has lines in the EC so that's good

Bad joke appears:

NEW! FANTASTIQUE! LINES! FOR! ASHLEY!
Experience Ashley's new lines in our new Enhanced Content DLC she's going to utter whenever you click her!
Lines you'll never forget, like:

- Hello, Skipper!
- How was your day, Shepard?
- Mind if I move into your cabin? Don't answer it - I'm moving already!
- Next time pick the ARMOR for me in battle.
- Is someone watching? No? Good - let's have some sexytimez!
- Is it so hot or am I? Wait ... you're here too.
- Don't leave me alone or I'll hound you in hell.

Interested? Then download the EC DLC for free at 6/27/2012!

Romance DLCs are bad. I don't think I could bring myself to buy one even if Ashley said, "Want a Sandwich? I'll go make you a sandwich."

[Rudy Lis]

Folks, there are 10 minutes of content combined, what the hell you waiting for? 1-2 slides about Love to our Great Party?
And Example, how's the cake? Still dodging whisk?

[iHorizons]

@Rudy Lis

Are you speculating on speculations about speculating on other speculations while speculating?

[BadExamp1e]

Rudy Lis wrote...

Folks, there are 10 minutes of content combined, what the hell you waiting for? 1-2 slides about Love to our Great Party?
And Example, how's the cake? Still dodging whisk?

I am. I was sick last week, and now the EC is coming out tomorrow. I'm going to do it, though! But you know, kids these days... always slacking off (:

[Rudy Lis]

BadExamp1e wrote...

I am. I was sick last week, and now the EC is coming out tomorrow. I'm going to do it, though! But you know, kids these days... always slacking off (:

My suggestion is to bake cake now, because tomorrow you can get that ME3 PTSD relapse. So your baking excercise can be delayed for 3-4 months more.

[survivor_686]

iHorizons wrote...

@Rudy Lis

Are you speculating on speculations about speculating on other speculations while speculating?

Welcome to speculception. *BAAAAWWWWMMMMM*

[BadExamp1e]

So optimistic.

Me before the EC: ...Do I dare hope?
After the EC: ............*sob*..............*sob*..........*sob*...........

I kid. I'm honestly not that bothered with it. I would like to see Ashley again since Bioware aren't taking "starbrat" out, therefore the ending will always be a pile of crap introduced at the end of a trilogy to me. Giving us a little extra isn't going to change that, I don't think. I highly doubt it anyway, but we'll see. I'm just surprised it came out so quickly.

Modifié par BadExamp1e, 25 juin 2012 - 12:21 .

[iHorizons]

survivor_686 wrote...

iHorizons wrote...

@Rudy Lis

Are you speculating on speculations about speculating on other speculations while speculating?

Welcome to speculception. *BAAAAWWWWMMMMM*

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[survivor_686]

BadExamp1e wrote...

So optimistic.

Me before the EC: ...Do I dare hope?
After the EC: ............*sob*..............*sob*..........*sob*...........

I kid. I'm honestly not that bothered with it. I would like to see Ashley again since Bioware aren't taking "starbrat" out, therefore the ending will always be a pile of crap introduced at the end of a trilogy to me. Giving us a little extra isn't going to change that, I don't think. I highly doubt it anyway, but we'll see. I'm just surprised it came out so quickly.

I actually headcanon starbrat as a sort of "last temptation of Christ" thing. It tempts you with ultimate power, subtle manipulation. Only by staying true to your ideals and goals (ie: Destroy) can you achieve what you started.

It sucks I know, but with Bioware insisting on keeping starbrat intact, its what I can work with.

[Rudy Lis]

BadExamp1e wrote...

So optimistic.

Me before the EC: ...Do I dare hope?
After the EC: ............*sob*..............*sob*..........*sob*...........

- There is exit! *points gun muzzle to own temple and pulls the trigger* "Blam!"
...
...
...
- ****! I missed!

BadExamp1e wrote...

I'm just surprised it came out so quickly.

I'm not. Another pile of sloppy work "proudly brought to you" by slobs. Although mathematically I expected at least hour of gameplay.

[BadExamp1e]

It still amazes me that Bioware liked the ending as it was. I can't speak for everyone, but I would have rather Shepard died trying to stop the reapers and failing, instead of the actual ending we got. If he died up there beside Anderson even better.

Does anybody know when the EC will be available for download tomorrow? Roughly. It's usually around 1 - 3 pm, right? (UK).

[iHorizons]

Stop being so emo.

[Rudy Lis]

BadExamp1e wrote...

It still amazes me that Bioware liked the ending as it was. I can't speak for everyone, but I would have rather Shepard died trying to stop the reapers and failing, instead of the actual ending we got. If he died up there beside Anderson even better.

Finally, some one else who'd prefer normal dying other than those "negotiations" with enemy.

BadExamp1e wrote...

Does anybody know when the EC will be available for download tomorrow? Roughly. It's usually around 1 - 3 pm, right? (UK).

About mid-day in Canada, I guess. Where's Edmonton, GMT-6?

[BadExamp1e]

iHorizons wrote...

Stop being so emo.

And what is 'emo' to you?

Oi, I believe you owe me a game of MP today son? I'll try to get on.

[Rudy Lis]

BadExamp1e wrote...

And what is 'emo' to you?

According to one "true" emo acquaintance of mine (he told me a lot of things on differences between true emo and posers, btw), emo is anyone who emotionally reacts on anything. Not necessary weepy - if you laufghing - you emo!
If you only knew how hard it was to keep pokerface...

[Shepard921]

Hi to everyone! My sister made this nice video about Mass Effect 3 and I want share it with you. There is also Ashley as choice romance for Shepard.

Mass Effect 3 Music Video - WAR (by: Poets of the Fall)

This is her first video dedicated to Mass Effect 3 and is a prologue that marks the beginning of the battle against the Reapers. Hope you like!

Tomorrow is the day of EC in the dlc: Hopefully in a good job for the new contents. Can't wait to see what Bioware did with it.

[CptData]

Shepard921 wrote...

Hi to everyone! My sister made this nice video about Mass Effect 3 and I want share it with you. There is also Ashley as choice romance for Shepard.

Mass Effect 3 Music Video - WAR (by: Poets of the Fall)

This is her first video dedicated to Mass Effect 3 and is a prologue that marks the beginning of the battle against the Reapers. Hope you like!

Tomorrow is the day of EC in the dlc: Hopefully in a good job for the new contents. Can't wait to see what Bioware did with it.

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[BP93]

Thats a great video. Love that song, so maybe its because of that + Ash...

[Dannycni]

Rudy, never mind, I can't be bothered going to into everything you've posted.

I was in Belfast today and bought a big ME3 poster. Only thing that pissed me off about it is the big EA logo in the bottom corner! Plus I badly want an Ashley poster or something with Ash and Shepard. I have a ME1 poster with Shepard, Ashley, Garrus, Saren, Liara, some geth and Harbinger. I love it, pity there isn't anything like that for ME3. But Shepard now looking over my bed along with Aragon and The Rock is ok with me!

Btw, that vid was very very good, someone has talent. I'm now too excited about EC and I don't like that

Modifié par Dannycni, 25 juin 2012 - 05:17 .

[BadExamp1e]

BELFAST BIN HOKER lol

Also, nice vid there. I've been playing Mass Effect steady two days in a row. Finally have a save ready for the EC. Now, if Ashley dies in my ending I'm gonna be pissed. All that for nothing? =/

@Dannycni; Right this second I'm talking to one of my mates in an xbox live party. He's playing the Mass Effect 3 story for the first time. He did the same thing my bro did on Mars, when Ashley got a kickin' lol. "Oh sh*t!? Is she dead? If she's dead I'm restarting the mission." It's funny hearing their reactions.