Lt. Commander Ashley Williams thread: "Don't 'Ash' me!" We're Back Baby!
#36376
Posté 26 juin 2012 - 08:59
And last, but not least: what's the modern officer's salary? I know, ME universe economic values apparently taken from left foot pinky scribble, but are there any other reference point?
#36377
Posté 26 juin 2012 - 09:14
Rudy Lis wrote...
Hmm. Is it actually practical to have big breast for serious physical activity? The bigger they are, the longer the lever is and the higher the mass - my minor practical knowledge of physics talls me such combo will lead to bigger vibration/oscillation. Does stretch-type bra (holding breast from bigger amplitude) actually safe? Does implants itself safe? Have they any possible problems with breastfeed?
And last, but not least: what's the modern officer's salary? I know, ME universe economic values apparently taken from left foot pinky scribble, but are there any other reference point?
Let's say: big breasts do have some disadvantages (speaking of major "practical knowledge of physics").
A fit alliance soldier like Ash simply shouldn't have D-sized breasts - B is more appropriate or maybe even A. Think about it: muscle-girls rarely do have ANY breasts. Ashley doesn't really fit the "muscle-girl" idea, she's still feminine, but she's also fit - I can't see any reason why Ash should have large boobs.
Besides that: my experience shows me "bigger is not always better" - I prefer Ashley with B-sized cups over any other woman. B is simply perfect in my opinion.
#36378
Posté 26 juin 2012 - 09:22
CptData wrote...
Let's say: big breasts do have some disadvantages (speaking of major "practical knowledge of physics").
E-size, eh?
CptData wrote...
A fit alliance soldier like Ash simply shouldn't have D-sized breasts - B is more appropriate or maybe even A. Think about it: muscle-girls rarely do have ANY breasts. Ashley doesn't really fit the "muscle-girl" idea, she's still feminine, but she's also fit - I can't see any reason why Ash should have large boobs.
Magdalena Neuner.
CptData wrote...
Besides that: my experience shows me "bigger is not always better" - I prefer Ashley with B-sized cups over any other woman. B is simply perfect in my opinion.
Which females we talking now - real or digital?
Uh, what's the points, I live with woman, not her breast. But if it's small - I have zero complains.
#36379
Posté 26 juin 2012 - 09:26
Yeah, sometimes athletic women do have a bigger chest, but either their breasts are made or pushed. Natural big is rare ... uhh, kinda.
And last question: B-sized is what I prefer IRL and so do I for digital women. Lara Croft was never my type, for example.
Besides that, it's a non-issue. I can love a woman with AA as much as I love one with E. It's mostly about character and a pretty face, right? Hmmm ... Ash comes with the prettiest face I can imagine *g*
#36380
Posté 26 juin 2012 - 09:29
#36381
Posté 26 juin 2012 - 09:30
Plz don't spoiler anything, k?
@ADLegend: make sure no one spoils the EC for the next 3, 4 days or so ... ^^
#36382
Posté 26 juin 2012 - 09:31
iHorizons wrote...
I'm downloading the EC right now
Same, but I'll be waiting a while since there is another million young at the same time and my Internet is being gay.
Modifié par SJNKD, 26 juin 2012 - 09:31 .
#36383
Posté 26 juin 2012 - 09:37
CptData wrote...
E-size, aye.
Well, I met one lady from Israel with such (if there is EE - I guess that's her size).
CptData wrote...
Yeah, sometimes athletic women do have a bigger chest, but either their breasts are made or pushed. Natural big is rare ... uhh, kinda.
Err. I say Neuner on track, can't figure how your words fits her, actually.
CptData wrote...
It's mostly about character and a pretty face, right?
I guess you got used to pretty face, like to any other thing. Plus isn't beauty in eyes of the beholder (all ten?
I know I'm not female, but I still laughing when trying to shave my ugly mug.
CptData wrote...
Hmmm ... Ash comes with the prettiest face I can imagine *g*
*sigh* it's hard be in Germany - most pretty females response either on Russian or Polish...
JK
iHorizons wrote...
I'm downloading the EC right now
Xbox?
Modifié par Rudy Lis, 26 juin 2012 - 09:38 .
#36384
Posté 26 juin 2012 - 09:42
A co-worker told me I should try my luck in Venezuela ... well ... it's not that I simply can go to Venezuela and have some dates. Too expensive, ya know
Whatever, I can dream. It's not that I have to do something to attract a new woman - I do have one already - but we guys constantly look for a challenge and a way how to get our egos buffed. So to speak. Mine needs a huge buff - my girl tells me I'm sexy, but I want to hear that from others too
Modifié par CptData, 26 juin 2012 - 09:45 .
#36385
Posté 26 juin 2012 - 09:52
CptData wrote...
It's not "hard to be in Germany" - the pretty faces speaking German don't even look at me with their ass.
What you've done to them in Germany if they have collective ass?
CptData wrote...
I don't really have issues with being in love with a Russian or Polish woman - however, they're difficult to attract.
I don't know, German and Austrian ladies, few of them, and yet sober back then, told me I'm quite attractive. Maybe they forgot their corrective eye-glasses, who knows - since usually with my mug it's hard to attract even flies and mosquitos.
CptData wrote...
A co-worker told me I should try my luck in Venezuela ... well ... it's not that I simply can go to Venezuela and have some dates. Too expensive, ya know
Israel is closer. And IMHO, girls are prettier. Weather is sort of "and I thought Palaven was hot".
CptData wrote...
Whatever, I can dream. It's not that I have to do something to attract a new woman - I do have one already - but we guys constantly look for a challenge and a way how to get our egos buffed. So to speak. Mine needs a huge buff - my girl tells me I'm sexy, but I want to hear that from others too
Well, I guess I'm a wrong kind of guy then.
#36386
Posté 26 juin 2012 - 10:56
Of course our ladies do have an ass for each. So to speak *g*
I'm not sure if I'm compatible with Israel!ladies ('though my Ex moved from Israel to USA) - besides that, it's quite dangerous down there :-\\
At least a lot of their girls have a soldier background *g*
Just in case I ever break up with my girl, I'm going to move away from Germany and Europe as well. Guess I should create a FB account and befriend people in nations I'd like to move to - DAT BRIDGEHEAD *g*
Now, back to Ashley *g*
Ashley: Boring.
Garrus: Yup.
Ashley: I have to wait five hours till I can see the new endings ...
Garrus: New Endings? For what?
Ashley: The endings for the Reaper War. I heard Shepard got a new dossier regarding this, but he doesn't want me to have a look at it.
Garrus: Aahh. That. Me neither.
Ashley: Boring.
Garrus. We could do a sniping contest ...
Ashley: I beat you last time. And the time before that. And ... you know. Three times in a row.
Garrus: Not this time, Ashley. I've got upgrades.
Ashley: I've got a Black Widow Mark X. With upgrades too.
Garrus: Hope you don't put another hole in that Citadel station.
Ashley: Well, it was an accident.
Garrus: At least you proved you can hit a station. *snickers*
#36387
Posté 26 juin 2012 - 11:02
CptData wrote...
I'm not sure if I'm compatible with Israel!ladies ('though my Ex moved from Israel to USA) - besides that, it's quite dangerous down there :-
At least a lot of their girls have a soldier background *g*
It's not that dangerous. And, as you said, they are soldiers and some of them have guns. So they will protect you. Or shoot you, for bad behavior!
Not sure what you mean under compatibility.
CptData wrote...
Just in case I ever break up with my girl, I'm going to move away from Germany and Europe as well. Guess I should create a FB account and befriend people in nations I'd like to move to - DAT BRIDGEHEAD *g*
Clever Data is clever.
CptData wrote...
Now, back to Ashley *g*
Imagine that in Garrus' voice, can't stop giggling. Thumbs-up!
#36388
Posté 26 juin 2012 - 11:07
I think you can run into some trouble in Israel with my background. Not sure about this, 'though. However, I also like to stay an atheist *g*
That co-worker I was speaking of recommended me to create a FB account. His brother found his lover that way - visited her in Columbia and now she's his fiancee and wants to move to Germany. Guess we Germans are interesting for Latinas, huh? *g*
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Garrus is the guy with the driest humor I can imagine ...
#36389
Posté 26 juin 2012 - 11:11
Or to wait, finish Duet Effect chapter 2 and watch tomorrow...?
#36390
Posté 26 juin 2012 - 11:16
Aurora313 wrote...
.... *sigh.* To spoil and ruin my writing spirit?
Or to wait, finish Duet Effect chapter 2 and watch tomorrow...?
[ ] Watch tomorrow
[ ] Spoil your writing spirit
[X] Get your head elsewhere and write a nice dialogue for us guys
#36391
Posté 26 juin 2012 - 11:22
Modifié par Grimez7, 26 juin 2012 - 11:22 .
#36392
Posté 26 juin 2012 - 11:24
Fem!Shep: *hugs Ashley* I'm glad you got off Earth ok.
Ashley: And you too, Kat. I was worried but I guess it wasn't nessecary.
Fem!Shep: You should know better than anyone, Ash. We Shepards are hard to kill.
Ashley: *chuckles* I'll say. And when it does happen? It just doesn't stick very long.
Fem!Shep: *chuckles* But who knew? The answer was on Mars all along?
Ashley: I don't really understand it either. Liara was the one who found the Crucible plans. We don't even know what it does yet.
Fem!Shep: Half a cheer for the Protheans.
Ashley: I guess.
Fem!Shep: Guess everything we do ends up trailing back to them.
Ashley: Always seems that way, doesn't it?
Fem!Shep: I mean, next you'll be telling me that there's a living Prothean in this cycle, in the Shuttle Bay!
Ashley: Nah...
Fem!Shep: Yeah - Cause that'd be totally ridiculo -
Ashley: - Javik's in the Starboard Cargobay.
Modifié par Aurora313, 26 juin 2012 - 11:25 .
#36393
Posté 26 juin 2012 - 11:29
CptData wrote...
Compatible = German + Israeli = does it happen?
Why not? I know two pair. Even German and Jew, if you meant that.
CptData wrote...
I think you can run into some trouble in Israel with my background. Not sure about this, 'though. However, I also like to stay an atheist *g*
Don't worry about that, we don't exist for religious ones.
CptData wrote...
Garrus is the guy with the driest humor I can imagine ...
Driest?
#36394
Posté 26 juin 2012 - 11:32
Rudy:
Dry humor - drier humor - driest humor. *g*
I have not much experience with those Israel girls - they're not that common here and I didn't have vacation in Israel yet. Maybe I'll do it one day, but my heart's more for those latina girls *g*
Maybe it's caused by Ashley.
#36395
Posté 26 juin 2012 - 11:42
CptData wrote...
Dry humor - drier humor - driest humor. *g*
I don't know, I find it pretty "wet".
CptData wrote...
I have not much experience with those Israel girls - they're not that common here and I didn't have vacation in Israel yet. Maybe I'll do it one day, but my heart's more for those latina girls *g*
It's your life. I only provide you data I have.
CptData wrote...
Maybe it's caused by Ashley.
She's not latina, or I missed something?
#36396
Posté 26 juin 2012 - 11:55
However, her facial model is an Eastern European model (Czech, if I remember correctly). I don't know exactly.
So in my headcanon she's pretty close to a Latina. Maybe your Ash is from Eastern Europe then? *g*
#36397
Posté 26 juin 2012 - 12:00
#36398
Posté 26 juin 2012 - 12:06
At this point in humanity's history, there has been a lot of intermarriage between ethnicity (I guess the presence of potentially hostile aliens will get a lot of the barriers torn down). If you notice Ashley's grandfather looks a bit...all over the place. Plus a supposedly hispanic background solider (Ash) is sporting a decidingly British name.
At least that's why I've got a Indian looking Shepard running around blowing up the galaxy...
#36399
Posté 26 juin 2012 - 12:08
Will have full detailed review tomorrow... probably when everyone is asleep.. cause, ya know. I'm Aussie...
#36400
Posté 26 juin 2012 - 12:09
Modifié par BaneForever, 26 juin 2012 - 12:25 .





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