BP93 wrote...
Fornax is a ripoff. 4 credits I'll never get back.
You could do the "refund guy" ...
Shepard: I bought this here. And it was a waste of money.
Vendor: It's an issue of the 6/2185 AD Earth standard year ... yeah, we had those a while ago.
Shepard: Fine. I want my money back.
Vendor: That's impossible. We don't refund any money spent on magazines.
Shepard: I'm Commander Shepard ...
Vendor: ... and this is your favorite story on the Citadel ... I know the story. No exceptions.
Shepard: But I saved the galaxy! Twice!
Vendor: Even if you save it thrice, I can't give you back the money. I'm sorry, Sir.
Shepard: What about four times?
Vendor: Lemme think about it ... no.
Shepard: You won't give me back 4 Credits for a magazine I bought half a year ago?
Vendor: That's right.
Shepard: No exceptions, huh?
Vendor: Yup. No exceptions. As I said, we don't refund money for magazines.
Shepard: What if I say I just have 249.996 Credits? And 'cause of that I can't buy important equipment that most likely will save the galaxy a third time?
Vendor: Well, Sir, that's hard luck. Didn't know the Alliance isn't funding their most competent soldier.
Shepard: The Alliance does need every buck for a certain secret project.
Vendor: I don't care. No refunds.
Shepard: *sigh* okay. Ashley ... I can't get those 4 Credits back. That means I can't buy you the Black Widow.
Ashley: What? Lemme do that ...
* a few seconds later *
Ashley: Here. Now get me my Widow.
Shepard: Wait ... how ... how did you do?
Ashley: I promised him I'm going to be the featured girl in the next Fornax issue.
Shepard: That ... was random.
Ashley: You better move or YOU are the next featured girl on Fornax.
Shepard: *gulp*
Ashley: I still don't see you buying me my Black Widow. *glares*
Modifié par CptData, 09 juillet 2012 - 11:15 .