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[Ushanka]

Good Data, but don't you think that they have too much sexy timez?

Exorion, of course it became much warmer. Even in Moscow now is around +35 degrees. It's all global warming. I wish we can rise palms and bananas on our territory. Wait, no, that's pretty extreme.

[iSousek]

Ushanka wrote...

What, again about haters?
Bearded man already said his opinion about this question.

Hmm, Ash on this art feels not like Ash. Well, it's pretty woman on that pic, but not Ash.

I think it's because general population has still to reach a consensus on the colour of ashley's hair. Black or brown?

Dum dum duuum

[Ushanka]

No, I'm not artist, but I see that proportions are different.

[ExorioN PL]

Ushanka wrote...
Exorion, of course it became much warmer. Even in Moscow now is around +35 degrees. It's all global warming. I wish we can rise palms and bananas on our territory. Wait, no, that's pretty extreme.

Not about that...

Modifié par ExorioN PL, 10 juillet 2012 - 11:04 .

[Ushanka]

I thought you talked about climate.

Actually, I have the same hair color as Ashley's.
I think her hair color is dark chocolate or something like that.

[ExorioN PL]

And this is not very dark blonde?

[CptData]

Ushanka wrote...

Good Data, but don't you think that they have too much sexy timez?

Lemme think about this question ...

... I do not understand.

What do you mean with "too much sexy timez"? Is there a "too much" for two lovers, especially post!war? I think they deserve some sexy timez after all the sacrifices they had to do. Shepard enjoys them and Ashley ... well, Ashley is the playful one of the two. She LOVES those timez.

Joker: I miss the ol' times.
Ashley: I'm glad the war is over.
Joker: And still I miss them. At least you and the Commander had a tendency to stay on the CIC now and then.
Ashley: Oh ... that. Jealous?
Joker: Not really. I've got EDI ... glad she shut down before the shockwave hit us. Guess that kept her mostly intact.
Ashley: Yeah. I'm glad she's still with us.
EDI: I'm sitting right next to you two.
Joker: Sorry, EDI. Just need to get used to you're back. After all, your body sat there for two months after you went down ...
EDI: It's okay, Jeff. I was teasing you.
Ashley: Speaking of "teasing" - EDI, you asked me how to seduce Joker ...?
Joker: Hello? I'm sitting right here!
EDI: *ignoring Joker* Yes. Any ideas?
Ashley: I took Shepard's hoodie. You can wear it with nothing else and try to-
Joker: Joystick alert! JOYSTICK ALERT!
EDI: Not now, Jeff.
Ashley: Do I really want to know what that means? *snickers*

[Ushanka]

Wait, if very dark blonde, than it's not blonde. I don't what color are you talking about. And blonde - it's very rare color in ME universe, and I think it will be in future.

[Ushanka]

Well, Data, I wanted to say that they spending too much time their in bed, well, you know. But I think they may do something for difference, maybe write a book, huh? Just imagine, they together writing a book about their adventures or something in this kind.
And just for note, I didn't wanted to say that this is bad, they just need difference in relationships.

[CptData]

Oh, they do have non-bed-related hobbies, Ushanka, like:

- teasing each other
- teasing others (Joker, Vega, ...)
- kissing
- writing bad poems
- watching old TV shows
- reading books
- killing big ancient machines
- planning future
- laughing
- parties with friends
- hiking, all kinds of physical activities
- sail each others boat
- sparing sessions
- hating politicians
- philosophical talks
- BBQing
- ...

They have so much to do, there's not much time for sexy timez ^^

Modifié par CptData, 10 juillet 2012 - 12:17 .

[Ushanka]

Oh, than ok.
But I still don't like "hating politicians". Well, I can understand hating politicians, but can't understand why hating politics in general.

[Aurora313]

My Shepley's hobbies:

I always pictured a touch of Rival-mance, specially after Ashley's promotion and that she can bite back now, though she never had a problem doing that before the promotion.

- Rockclimbing.
- Philosophical talks
- Comparing poetry
- Planning a future
- Playing vid-games (Joker bought a console for Shepard's birthday.)
- Sparring.
- Arguing over weapons mods.
- Strategic planning.
- Watching cheesy sci-fi from 20th century.
- Needling each other,
- pranking some unfortunate victims.
- Visiting Ash's nieces/nephews.
- Arguing politics (Shepard hates it, but it's a game he's good at playing and Ash is starting to get a knack for it too)
- Playing 'cupid' with a certain Team Dextro.

[Arivael]

CptData wrote...

Oh, they do have non-bed-related hobbies, Ushanka, like:

- teasing each other
- teasing others (Joker, Vega, ...)
- kissing
- writing bad poems
- watching old TV shows
- reading books
- killing big ancient machines
- planning future
- laughing
- parties with friends
- hiking, all kinds of physical activities
- sail each others boat
- sparing sessions
- hating politicians
- philosophical talks
- BBQing
- ...

They have so much to do, there's not much time for sexy timez ^^

Why do I get the feeling that three of those are euthimisums for somthing else entierly?

As to Shepard and Ash's hobbies:
Team Dextro teasing
Avoiding all of the up tight parties the savior of the galaxy is exspected to attend
The occasional trip out to the Terminus systems to make life as misrable as possiable for certain people (honestly I think they would both go completly nuts behind a desk or retired)
Rather long and heated debates with Garrus and Wrex over how to properly mod their weapons
and all of Datas above should cover it.

[BP93]

CptData wrote...

Shepard: Ash? Did you see my N7 hoodie anywhere?
Ashley: *innocently* maybe?
Shepard: And where?
Ashley: Come in and I show you ...
Shepard: *enters room* hmmmm ... you look great ... just ... I didn't know my jacket reaches over your fine ... uhh.
Ashley: Ass? Didn't know that either *smirks*
Shepard: Mind to put some pants on?
Ashley: I rather stay the way like I am now ... *husky voice*
Shepard: Ash, there's a meeting with Hackett in an hour. We shouldn't come late.
Ashley: For what I have in my mind, I only need an half hour ... *slowly opens jacket*
Shepard: *stunned by the view of his girlfriend undoing the jacket*

Rest is up to you.

See? Let your girl wear one thing of yours and before you know it she thinks your entire wardrobe is hers. 

Women. <_<

[Dragon_Claw]

Ushanka wrote...

Hah, I had no idea, that Ash may to be model in such magazine.

Nothing surprises me anymore...

[CptData]

^ I think Ash deserves her own "special issue" of Fornax.

Then again ...

Shepard: I thought it was a joke.
Ashley: I told you I promised the vendor to be the next Fornax title girl.
Shepard: And I thought you were teasing ... now the entire galaxy knows how you look without your armor!
Ashley: But they can't touch me.
Shepard: Really? You might check out the magazine's extra then ...

FORNAX EXTRA
Fornax proudly presents the Ashley Williams holographic VI with mass effect fields for fully simulated sensation. Includes 200 ways of romantic and erotic interaction. Spend the nights with the human's second Spectre and lover of Commander Shepard! Also Ashley Williams VI will call you "Skipper".

Shepard: I'm not sure if you really read the small print of your little contract ...
Ashley: Someone's going to die ... *growls*

Modifié par CptData, 10 juillet 2012 - 01:31 .

[survivor_686]

Dragon_Claw wrote...

Ushanka wrote...

Hah, I had no idea, that Ash may to be model in such magazine.

Nothing surprises me anymore...

Is it wrong that my first thought was:
- Wait a sec, Ashley prefers Assault Rifles and sniper rifles

[Ushanka]

LOL! XD
Oh God, this Fornax picture is awesome! XD

[CptData]

I like the way Liara and Ashley are touching each other ... uhh ...
Is it wrong to say it's darn hot?

[Ushanka]

Well, don't know, I think it looks funny.

[Spitfire017]

^Ya, that's the fornax issue I saw a while back. With Ash's new maturity and new confidence in her looks, I could see her actually doing some modelling. But Fornax...never.

But, I got a question, after seeing those lists of hobbies. Shepard is suppose to be your avatar in the ME universe correct? I really don't know how to word this question but, is everything that you like in RL also what your Shepard likes? Do you and our Shepard have the same likes/dislikes and hobbies? Or, do you RP/head canon a Shepard who is very different than you in that area?

[Spitfire017]

survivor_686 wrote...

Is it wrong that my first thought was:
- Wait a sec, Ashley prefers Assault Rifles and sniper rifles

Yes:P

[Ushanka]

I never thought about Shepard as my avatar. He is just another character.

[BP93]

[ExorioN PL]

CptData wrote...
Shepard: I thought it was a joke.
Ashley: I told you I promised the vendor to be the next Fornax title girl.
Shepard: And I thought you were teasing ... now the entire galaxy knows how you look without your armor!
Ashley: But they can't touch me.
Shepard: Really? You might check out the magazine's extra then ...

FORNAX EXTRA
Fornax proudly presents the Ashley Williams holographic VI with mass effect fields for fully simulated sensation. Includes 200 ways of romantic and erotic interaction. Spend the nights with the human's second Spectre and lover of Commander Shepard! Also Ashley Williams VI will call you "Skipper".

Shepard: I'm not sure if you really read the small print of your little contract ...
Ashley: Someone's going to die ... *growls*

Joystick alert!


PS. How change my avatar? <lolz>

Modifié par ExorioN PL, 10 juillet 2012 - 02:12 .