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[ADLegend21]

Wow, S/S talk and I wasn't even here for it lol. Everoyne plays the game differently. In my headcanon of headcanon's Ashley is with Kallen, her brohr's daing smoeoe else, Jacob and Kasumi are together, so are Traynor and Allers, etc etc. Headcanon rules!

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Ashley and Shepard IV by Sonellion

Modifié par ADLegend21, 13 juillet 2012 - 03:17 .

[BadExamp1e]

Well I figured it would take a couple of days to repair the Normandy and get her space-worthy again without EDI. Then another day to double-check everything before taking off.

We don't even know what planet they crash on, but it's not the Sol system. They managed to hit the relay, so who knows what system they're in. I guess the player can imagine that it's a nearby one. That way, things don't look so dire and the Shepley reunion will happen a lot sooner.

Modifié par BadExamp1e, 13 juillet 2012 - 03:20 .

[iHorizons]

Oh yeah Zombie FemShep, I really wanted to see that again

[BP93]

Yeah some of these photoshops/drawings are really scary looking. No offense to anyone though.

[BadExamp1e]

iHorizons wrote...

Oh yeah Zombie FemShep, I really wanted to see that again

THE TROUSERS! D:

Here, let me save you from blindness:

[FahRENheit06]

BadExamp1e wrote...

Well I figured it would take a couple of days to repair the Normandy and get her space-worthy again without EDI. Then another day to double-check everything before taking off.

We don't even know what planet they crash on, but it's not the Sol system. They managed to hit the relay, so who knows what system they're in. I guess the player can imagine that it's a nearby one. That way, things don't look so dire and the Shepley reunion will happen a lot sooner.

I'm way more impatient than you I'd probably give it a day, tops.

Oh that's a great picture. ...not sure what lighting effect is going on to put the spotlight on her ear, but damn does Ash look realistic. With the raddest hair in the Alliance.

- Ren

[BadExamp1e]

I said two days because Adams has to actually make himself useful for once and repair the Normandy by himself, if you don't have Gabby and Ken (How can you not have Ken!?). Then they'll probably have to double-check the systems.

I hope Shepard remembered to fill up on fuel before attacking TIM's base. They won't get far running on leaves lol

Modifié par BadExamp1e, 13 juillet 2012 - 03:45 .

[iHorizons]

The trousers lol

[ADLegend21]

Wow way to insult someone's art. I'd like to see both of you do better if you think it's that "bad"

[FahRENheit06]

BadExamp1e wrote...

I said two days because Adams has to
actually make himself useful for once and repair the Normandy by
himself, if you don't have Gabby and Ken (How can you not have Ken!?).
Then they'll probably have to double-check the systems.

I hope Shepard remembered to fill up on fuel before attacking TIM's base. They won't get far running on leaves lol

Don't forget Tali, though she spent most of ME3 up in the crew deck socializing. Lazy freeloading quarians. THIS ISN'T A PARTY, Tali'Zorah.

I TOLD YOU TO PUT MORE THAN FIVE BUCKS WORTH OF EEZO IN THE TANK, JOKER. Now we have to walk back to Earth, which should only take about six billion years. Pack a snack and a change of underwear.

- Ren

Modifié par FahRENheit06, 13 juillet 2012 - 03:49 .

[Badpie]

BadExamp1e wrote...

Well I figured it would take a couple of days to repair the Normandy and get her space-worthy again without EDI. Then another day to double-check everything before taking off.

We don't even know what planet they crash on, but it's not the Sol system. They managed to hit the relay, so who knows what system they're in. I guess the player can imagine that it's a nearby one. That way, things don't look so dire and the Shepley reunion will happen a lot sooner.

THey never hit the relay according to Patrick Weekes at PAX and Jessica Merizan's twitter (I'm going to bed so I don't have links but it was way back right before PAX East), but they obviously did hit FTL.  So while they may be in some other system, the amount of time it took them to get there is probaby roughly the amount of time it would take them to get back.  So..... half an hour tops.  But yeah I think it would take at least 24 hours to get the Normandy ready to go again once they "crashed."

[BP93]

@ADlegend - I said no offense, but whatever.

[BadExamp1e]

FahRENheit06 wrote...

BadExamp1e wrote...

I said two days because Adams has to
actually make himself useful for once and repair the Normandy by
himself, if you don't have Gabby and Ken (How can you not have Ken!?).
Then they'll probably have to double-check the systems.

I hope Shepard remembered to fill up on fuel before attacking TIM's base. They won't get far running on leaves lol

Don't forget Tali, though she spent most of ME3 up in the crew deck socializing. Lazy freeloading quarians. THIS ISN'T A PARTY, Tali'Zorah.

I TOLD YOU TO PUT MORE THAN FIVE BUCKS WORTH OF EEZO IN THE TANK, JOKER. Now we have to walk back to Earth, which should only take about six billion years. Pack a snack and a change of underwear.

- Ren

Tali likes parties. Let her party, man.

Okay,Tali can help. But I'm not letting her touch anything if she's drunk off her ass. Same goes for Ash. Let's hope Javik tossed all the booze out the airlock so those two won't be tempted.

No worries. They'll probably improvise and burn EDI for fuel, or something...

Modifié par BadExamp1e, 13 juillet 2012 - 03:54 .

[BP93]

Javik: "In my cycle, we never had hangovers."
Ashley: *grumbles*
Javik: *shakes head* "Primitives..."

[BadExamp1e]

"Hmmm.... Cold floor."

Then if you keep clicking on her she moans lol. I admit, I abused the A button.

[FahRENheit06]

You wanted to keep listening to her drunken groan? It made me sad. ...and like I needed a drink.

BP93 wrote...

Javik: "In my cycle, we never had hangovers."
Ashley: *grumbles*
Javik: *shakes head* "Primitives..."

...it feels like that should be the Mass Effect version of a Yakov Smirnoff "In Soviet Russia" joke.

"In my cycle, we never had hangovers."
Well in my cycle, hangovers have you.


- Ren

[BadExamp1e]

I thought the hangover scene was funny the first time, but when I realize how little we actually got of Ash in ME3 - yeah it sucks. Her drunken groan made me laugh, as well as her "AGHHHHHHHHH" when you take her to Earth and Cortez dies.

Javik turned out to be one if my favourite characters. Yes, even better than Ash. He is THAT awesome.

[Time Laspe]

BadExamp1e wrote...

I thought the hangover scene was funny the first time, but when I realize how little we actually got of Ash in ME3 - yeah it sucks. Her drunken groan made me laugh, as well as her "AGHHHHHHHHH" when you take her to Earth and Cortez dies.

Javik turned out to be one if my favourite characters. Yes, even better than Ash. He is THAT awesome.

Javik is probably one of the best characters in ME3, besides Ashley of course. 

A little off topic, but did Javik survive in anyone else's head canon? I know on earth, he talked about dying after the Reaper war. In my head canon, he helped repair the Normandy after it crashed and then stayed behind on the planet with his memory shard. 

I'm just curious about everyone else

[iHorizons]

BE loves those trousers lol

[BadExamp1e]

iHorizons wrote...

BE loves those trousers lol

Ugh, no. I ****ing hate them. Worst peice of clothing ever. My Aunt wears them all the time! And she's a mature lady. It's sickening. 

Modifié par BadExamp1e, 13 juillet 2012 - 06:53 .

[BadExamp1e]

Time Laspe wrote...

BadExamp1e wrote...

I thought the hangover scene was funny the first time, but when I realize how little we actually got of Ash in ME3 - yeah it sucks. Her drunken groan made me laugh, as well as her "AGHHHHHHHHH" when you take her to Earth and Cortez dies.

Javik turned out to be one if my favourite characters. Yes, even better than Ash. He is THAT awesome.

Javik is probably one of the best characters in ME3, besides Ashley of course. 

A little off topic, but did Javik survive in anyone else's head canon? I know on earth, he talked about dying after the Reaper war. In my head canon, he helped repair the Normandy after it crashed and then stayed behind on the planet with his memory shard. 

I'm just curious about everyone else

In my headcanon, he still died. I don't think Javik would have had it any other way, honestly. My Shepard's not too broken up about. But I am...

[iHorizons]

BadExamp1e wrote...

iHorizons wrote...

BE loves those trousers lol

Ugh, no. I ****ing hate them. Worst peice of clothing ever. My Aunt wears them all the time! And she's a mature lady. It's sickening. 

You love the trousers because they turn you on just as much as Zombie FemShep does.

[BadExamp1e]

iHorizons wrote...

BadExamp1e wrote...

iHorizons wrote...

BE loves those trousers lol

Ugh, no. I ****ing hate them. Worst peice of clothing ever. My Aunt wears them all the time! And she's a mature lady. It's sickening. 

You love the trousers because they turn you on just as much as Zombie FemShep does.

Everytime I see those trousers squeezing her thick legs, I'm like:



Y WOULD U DO THAT TO YOURSELF!?

Thank god I can't actually see Ashley wearing those things. Unless someone posts that picture again... reminding me of the horror that is those trousers.

[iHorizons]

They are about as scary as those awful photoshopped females with Ashley heads. Dear god why do people post those horrifying images.

[BadExamp1e]

iHorizons wrote...

They are about as scary as those awful photoshopped females with Ashley heads. Dear god why do people post those horrifying images.

The world is a scary place, huh? I'm scared to sleep at night in case I dream of those trousers, or photo-shopped Ashley heads.

Some aren't so bad. There's a few which are fine.