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[BadExamp1e]

I think me and Danny are both suffering from negative emotions atm.

I just hate seeing pointless crap like that brought up over and over again. It's wrong, but idiots still continue to spew it around anyway. I'm fed up with it tbh. I like to think that the posters on here are smarter than that, but apparently not.

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GUYS LOOK AT THE FISHIE!

Modifié par BadExamp1e, 13 juillet 2012 - 09:38 .

[Ushanka]

Shepard should wear blue officer uniform, just for everybody knows who he is.
And I don't like hoodie, leather jacket looks much more cooler.

[CptData]

My Shepard doesn't wear the hoodie as well - mostly 'cause Ashley is wearing it off-duty. And ONLY that hoodie. ^^

[Dragon_Claw]

BadExamp1e wrote...

I think me and Danny are both suffering from negative emotions atm.

I just hate seeing pointless crap like that brought up over and over again. It's wrong, but idiots still continue to spew it around anyway. I'm fed up with it tbh. I like to think that the posters on here are smarter than that, but apparently not.

Here...

Maybe a slice of Ashley can cheer you up. 

[BadExamp1e]

Cheers, the cake helped. Now what I really need to do is stop acting like whiner.

Let me get one more whine off my chest, okay?

...I miss ME1 Ashley and her original writer.

There. Carry on.

[Dragon_Claw]

Ushanka wrote...

Shepard should wear blue officer uniform, just for everybody knows who he is.
And I don't like hoodie, leather jacket looks much more cooler.

100% on the leather jacket (also in real life).

I really think that the hoodie makes Shepard look like a drug dealer. Maybe he should supply Javik with some weed, so he wasn´t so much uptight. <_<

[BadExamp1e]

Javik + Weed =



"Don't worry, about a thing. Cuz every little thing, is gonna be alright."
That's practically the complete opposite of Javik.  

[Ushanka]

Oh, now we know what Shepard rising on the Normandy! Remember room where lived Thane? You know why there is nobody living now? That's because it's ideal place for Shepard's weed.

[iHorizons]

@BE

Trousers.......

[Dragon_Claw]

Ushanka wrote...

Oh, now we know what Shepard rising on the Normandy! Remember room where lived Thane? You know why there is nobody living now? That's because it's ideal place for Shepard's weed.

Just until the Shadow Broker finds out... Then Shepards profits are gone!   

[Dragon_Claw]

New Ashley pic.



Yeah, thats right LT. Don´t get blown up...  

[Arivael]

Ok just to start off this is not meant to be related to that rather devisive topice that came up a few pages ago I am just attempting to write some character diologs and need some feed back on Ash as I don't feel I am getting it quite right.


Ash: You say jump I say how high, you tell me to kiss a Turian I’ll ask which cheek.
FShep: Easy there Williams if these going to be any Turian kissing I’ll handle it.
Ash: Uh Commander, do you, have a thing, for aliens?
FShep: *bursts into hysterical laughter*
Ash: *sighs* your just messing with me aren’t you.
FShep: Sorry couldn’t resist but no I don’t have a thing for aliens, you on the other hand.
Ash: *shocked to complete silence*
FShep: *smirks*
Ash: Your messing with me again *shakes head*
FShep: Well that look is just priceless Williams, I’ll talk with you later Chief.                                                                 

[Aurora313]

They started it together, they should have ended it together ...

Kaidan: So, according to the records, this guy was an N7 too. Right?
Shepard: Apparently so.
Kaidan: For all that posturing and chest thumping, I expected him to put up more of a fight.
Ashley: Could just be that the N7s really uped the ente since he left... ?
Shepard: Nah - he's just a tool.
Kaidan: C'mon, that goes without saying.
Ashley: Commander Obvious.
Shepard: Alright - both of you, stop ganging up on me. That's a order.
Ashley: Sorry Skip', as your girlfriend. No can do.
Kaidan: And rank has it's privileges.
Shepard: *glares+disapproving grumble.* Why do I put up with you both?
Kaidan: *scoffs, trying not to laugh*
Ashley: Do you want a list?
Shepard: ....  let's just get that damn VI...

Modifié par Aurora313, 13 juillet 2012 - 10:50 .

[Ushanka]

@Dragon_Claw
I'm starting to like Liara more and more!
But ALL Shepard's supplies... Don't it hurt her? I mean, she really can die after this. XD Hallucinations will be horrible.

[CptData]

BadExamp1e wrote...

Cheers, the cake helped. Now what I really need to do is stop acting like whiner.

Let me get one more whine off my chest, okay?

...I miss ME1 Ashley and her original writer.

There. Carry on.

Ashley: No means no. I won't jump out of a fake cake naked to please you.
Shepard: Not "naked". You're going to wear a sash that says "For Shepard's pleasure."
Ashley: I hate you.
Shepard: I hate you ... ?
Ashley: Sir.
Shepard: That's more like it.

[Dragon_Claw]

CptData wrote...

BadExamp1e wrote...

Cheers, the cake helped. Now what I really need to do is stop acting like whiner.

Let me get one more whine off my chest, okay?

...I miss ME1 Ashley and her original writer.

There. Carry on.

Ashley: No means no. I won't jump out of a fake cake naked to please you.
Shepard: Not "naked". You're going to wear a sash that says "For Shepard's pleasure."
Ashley: I hate you.
Shepard: I hate you ... ?
Ashley: Sir.
Shepard: That's more like it.

Shepard: And don´t forget the bunny ears!

[BadExamp1e]

Dragon_Claw wrote...

CptData wrote...

BadExamp1e wrote...

Cheers, the cake helped. Now what I really need to do is stop acting like whiner.

Let me get one more whine off my chest, okay?

...I miss ME1 Ashley and her original writer.

There. Carry on.

Ashley: No means no. I won't jump out of a fake cake naked to please you.
Shepard: Not "naked". You're going to wear a sash that says "For Shepard's pleasure."
Ashley: I hate you.
Shepard: I hate you ... ?
Ashley: Sir.
Shepard: That's more like it.

Shepard: And don´t forget the bunny ears!

Shepard: You forgot to hop.
Ashley: Go to hell, Skipper.

[CptData]

The funny part is: I can see it happen for Shep's 35th birthday.

Ashley won't be happy to jump naked (okay, with sash) out of a cake. At least not as long as the entire crew is watching ... ^^

[ExorioN PL]

CptData wrote...

The funny part is: I can see it happen for Shep's 35th birthday.

Ashley won't be happy to jump naked (okay, with sash) out of a cake. At least not as long as the entire crew is watching ... ^^

That should be a special present after party. :innocent:
Shepard is pervert?

[BadExamp1e]

I can't see it happening. Ash will tell him to get his head checked out if he asked/pleaded for her to do that lol. I think there's a chance Ash would get offended if he was actually serious though. She takes things to heart. My Shepard wouldn't ask for something like that anyway. Jumping out of a cake with a sash on and bunny ears? Just... no.

It's still funny to think about nonetheless because it's so f**king crazy lol

I wonder what Ash would do if Joker or James hired a surprise stripper for Shepard's birthday? My guess would be... not well. The woman will be chucked out faster than she arrived.

Modifié par BadExamp1e, 13 juillet 2012 - 11:24 .

[Aurora313]

My Duet Effect EB Shepard honestly hates companion women/strippers/prosititutes, to him it's a dark, horrific reminder of what nearly happened to his twin before they joined up.

[CptData]

You know me, MBE - half of the time I'm joking around and Shepard is a kid in his heart. He won't push Ash into something she doesn't like. But maybe she does it as one-time-event? Of course, only when they're alone. It hasn't to be a naked-girl-in-fake-cake-present 'though.

[iSousek]

ExorioN PL wrote...
That should be a special present after party. :innocent:
Shepard is pervert?

Was this ever a question ? 

[CptData]

iSousek wrote...

ExorioN PL wrote...
That should be a special present after party. :innocent:
Shepard is pervert?

Was this ever a question ? 

Yeah. The BIG question is:

Is Ashley a pervert?

[Aurora313]

He actually is according to the tropes website, he's just not as overt about it as say Joker or Kaidan.

Ashley possibly, since she keeps mention Shepard's 'Fine ass' in ME1, and that she'd 'sneak a peak' at his ass again if Shepard turns her romance down in 3.

Modifié par Aurora313, 13 juillet 2012 - 12:28 .