Mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-monster FeatureTwo pics, two dialogues - and the Kaidan-Ashley challenge!
Kaidan: ... and then I got it. It was this big!
Ashley: You never told me you went fishing before joining the army, LT.
Kaidan: Biotic fishing isn't legal, to be honest. It's banned from the fishing contest - but ... it was the only time when I cheated. I wanted that prize.
Ashley: You cheated? *snickers* The overly correct and by-the-rules Lieutenant Alenko cheated to win a contest?
Kaidan: I was young and not always "by the rules". Whatever - it was this big. Big enough to win that contest. Now, since you know my "dark secret", what's yours?
Ashley: You don't wanna know, LT. It's against the regs.
Kaidan: Don't tell me you're still flirting with the Commander.
Ashley: That's the one. And I intend to do even more, LT.
Kaidan: Ashley ...
Ashley: I know it's stupid. I'm risking my career and my family's name ... but ... I can't help it.
Kaidan: You're in love, maybe?
Ashley: Forget it. I'd know if that was the case.
Kaidan: You pretty much sound like someone that is in love, Chief *smirks*
Ashley: And you're okay with this?
Kaidan: Is this an Alliance ship? Is the Commander a Spectre or not?
Ashley: *thinks a moment* ... that's a good one.
Kaidan: Wait ... there he is, Ash ... errm ... yes, it was THIS big!
Shepard: Hey you two. What was "this big"?
Ashley: His fish for a fishing contest, Sir.
Shepard: The one he won by cheating? *snickers*
Ashley: Aye, Sir.
How Mass Effect 3 should have ended ... (high EMS, destruction)Kaidan: Move, Williams! Shepard is almost at the beam!
Ashley: Almost there ... almost! Watch it - a group of husks from the right!
Kaidan: *biotics* ... done. Shepard - there's still a Marauder left! Take him down!
Ashley: He can't hear you - I'll do it. *scopes and drops* One more notch on the rifle.
Kaidan: Let's move in the beam, LC!
*beams up*
Ashley: Shepard?
Kaidan: I can't see him. Maybe we appeared in another place.
Ashley: Maybe. Let's find him ... I hope he's not among the dead.
Kaidan: Had the same thing in my mind.
Ashley: The walls are moving ...
Kaidan: It's not going to be easy to find the Commander - hang on. That wall opened a path to a chasm.
Ashley: I see. And there's someone trying to get up ... it's him.
Kaidan: Shepard?
Ashley: The Illusive Man. I can see him through the scope.
Kaidan: Drop him.
Ashley: Sir? ... aye. *scopes in and shoots* Got him.
Kaidan: That should buy Shepard enough time ...
Ashley: I hope so.
* meanwhile *
Anderson: The Crucible is not firing, Admiral.
Hackett: Understood. Try to find out what's wrong, I'll keep the main body of the fleet nearby the Crucible.Anderson: Very well ... Shepard, do you have an idea?
Shepard: Not yet. This console just opens the Citadel, but I can't activate anything else. It should unleash some kind of power or message that shuts down the Reapers, but ... no.
Anderson: It's a shame, we came that far, just to loose everything if we can't get it firing.
Shepard: It's not over yet.
Ashley: It better is not.
Shepard: Ash, Kaidan - didn't I tell you to board the Normandy?
Ashley: With all due respect, Sir, ...
Kaidan: ... to hell with your orders. It's time to set things right.
Ashley: Step aside, Skipper.
Kaidan: Anderson, you too. Step aside.
Anderson: What are you up to, son?
Kaidan: Time to end this nightmare.
Ashley: *shoots console* ...
Shepard: Ashley!
Ashley: It ends here, Shepard, or it ends never. I'm surprised you didn't try it.
Hackett: This is Admiral Hackett. The Crucible is firing. To all units, fall back to the rendevouz point. I repeat: fall back.Anderson: We should try to get off the Citadel.
TIM: You won't go anywhere, Anderson ... you ... YOU! YOU messed up EVERYTHING!
Shepard: Don't you see it was the only solution?
TIM: Control was the solution! Not destruction! You destroyed everything, sacrificed the future of mankind!
Shepard: We saved the soul of our species today!
Ashley: I have enough of this ... damnit. I'm out of clips.
Kaidan: Shall I ... ?
Ashley: He's yours.
TIM: You did enough for today *aims a gun at Shepard* ... should have listened to Miranda and put a control chip in your brain. You're a failure - and I usually end my failures with my own hand.
Kaidan: Not today ... *uses biotics to throw TIM against a wall, breaking his neck*
Anderson: We should leave the Citadel ...
Ashley: We won't make it, Sir.
Shepard: Yeah ... it's too late.
* the Crucible unleashes the wave of destruction *