CptData wrote...
Time for a dialogue ...
Ashley: G'morning Skipper ... uhh ... Shepard?
Shepard: *barely can hold himself at CIC galaxy interface and groans* ... unnngh ...
Ashley: Yesterday's party?
Shepard: *nods*
Ashley: Hmm ... think it's a good idea to test the fire alarm system.
Shepard: I pay you a million Credits not to do that ...
Ashley: Two and we're even.
Shepard: Taught you well ... *weak smile*
Ashley: Do a coffee and two painkillers help you to get back in working condition?
Shepard: *groans* ... nah. I'll get better. You know me.
Ashley: I know a guy that doesn't know when to stop *snickers*
Shepard: And I know a girl that constantly teases me.
Ashley: Still have those painkillers ... right here. *shows a small pocket at her sexy hips*
Shepard: You're doing it again.
Ashley: You love it.
Shepard: I love you. That's a difference.
Ashley: You love me because you love everything I do. *smiles*
Shepard: Maybe.
Ashley: Painkillers?
Shepard: Yeah ... *rubs head* ...
Ashley: Here you go. And ... mind if I tell you that part of the party you were gone?
Shepard: *takes painkiller* ... not sure about that.
Ashley: Don't worry. You didn't do anything you would regret today. Maybe except drinking all the booze.
Shepard: Thanks. Nah ... don't wanna know.
Ashley: Too bad *smiles*.
Shepard: Just don't say I flirted with Wrex or tried to embrace eternity with Liara and I'm fine.
Ashley: No. You just kissed Garrus at his good cheek and told him you love his fine Turian ass. *laughs*
Shepard: Ouch ... really?
Ashley: No. Just kidding. And I'm glad you didn't accept Diana's offer to spend the night in her cabin. Speaking of, Samantha was so wasted, she grabbed Vega for a "happy round". I thought she was into girls only?
Shepard: Maybe drunk Sam loves guys too? *smirks* ... and Allers? Oh man, Ash ... I'm yours. Besides that ... did you hear the rumors? She had tried it with nearly every male being on this ship, including Kenneth.
Ashley: And ... ?
Shepard: Kenneth refused.
Ashley: He's with Gabby after all.
Shepard: Well, I heard he has eyes for you too. Even with Gabby..
Ashley: Same for Sam. *snickers* ... and I can't get rid of the feeling, Liara want to mindsex with me as well.
Shepard: You're sexy. That's it.
Ashley: You could say that more often, Skipper.
Shepard: Only if you have more painkillers ... *ugh*
Ashley: Next time Wrex asks you to try Ryncol, simply say "no".
Shepard: Did it only to get his respect, Ash.
Ashley: Would you go down to a pitfight with a Thresher Maw just to get his respect?
Shepard: *gives Ash THAT look*
Wrex: Shepard you remember when we cured the Genophage?
Shepard: Yes Wrex I remember, why are you asking.
Wrex: Well it looks like some crazy Asari remembered that she use to be an Archologist and wants to go exsplore those ruins you managed not to destroy.
Shepard: You make it sound like I go out of my way to destroy ancaint ruins Wrex.
Wrex: Well these was this time we went to save some poor little Asari from some Geth on Therum, those ruins lasted 50,000 years before you showed up.
Shepard: Ok fine, back on topic why are you telling me this?
Wrex: Well I was thinking that you might hold it against me if I let Liara go and she got eaten by the mother of all Threser Maws, and as we both know being on your bad side is not a good idea.
Shepard: So what you want us to go and hunt down the mother of all Threser Maws then?
Wrex: *Grins*
Shepard: Let me get my Widow *walks away*
Wrex: *shouts after* Did you mean the gun or Ashley?
Shepard: For your sake hope it was the gun.
Modifié par Arivael, 18 juillet 2012 - 09:32 .