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[CptData]

Shepard should be glad he got such a beauty as girlfriend - that's gift enough.

Garrus: Didn't see that coming. Are female humans into scars too, Wrex?
Wrex: Do I look like an expert for humans, Garrus? I have no idea.
Garrus: But you're a Krogan and your females love scars. Do you think I could-
Wrex: No. Try Tali. Maybe she loves your scars. Which part of your face took the rocket?
Garrus: Right.
Wrex: Hard to see.
Garrus: I get that a lot. Well ... whatever. Williams loves Shepard. I simply didn't see that coming.
Wrex: You should calibrate less and investigate more then.
Garrus: I'm not stalking Shepard, if you mean that.
Wrex: You don't have to. Ask the Shadow Broker. She'll tell you if human females have a thing for scars.

... later ...

Liara: Can't it wait? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.
Garrus: I should go.

[BadExamp1e]

*Walks into CIC*



Shepard likes his gift.

[BadExamp1e]

ExorioN PL wrote...

BadExamp1e wrote...

Shepard is going to buy Ashley a German Shepherd as a Birthday/Valentine's day present and he's going to regret it for the rest of his life. The puppy quickly becomes Ashley's baby. She'll get pissed that Shepard is a crappy father to it due to the fact that he's jealous and wants his belly rubbed too!

The End.

Still a better ending than ME3.

You made my day.

Well, you're welcome?

[CptData]

At least BE didn't pick the Sheploo!rapeface ^^

@OWA: You can do it too. You could give it a try, all you need is an idea and some knowledge of how those characters work.

Javik: I feel uneasy, Asari.
Liara: It's your first date after 50.000 years. I'd feel uneasy too.
Javik: You don't understand me. I never had a date before. When I was born, my people had no concept for love anymore. We ... mated.
Liara: You better get used to. It's not about procreation only anymore. We want to be with our partners, enjoy our days. Now that the war is over, you should do that ...
Javik: If you say so ... now, here?
Liara: Please what?
Javik: I never had sex.
Liara: Can't it wait a bit?
Javik: No, Asari.

Modifié par CptData, 26 juillet 2012 - 12:44 .

[BadExamp1e]

Somebody spoke too soon...



Shepard: Get in bed, Ash.
Ashley: Oh, er...
Shepard: That's it... come closer now. Put your arm 'round me.

In a different universe:



Shepard: Dominate me, Kaidan.

[Aurora313]

James: Hey, Joker. You know where the Commanders are?
Joker: Ash and Shepard? No. Last I heard, they were in the cargo bay. Sparring or something.
James: Oh.
Joker: Yeah. With anyone else, I'd take em at their word. With these two? *shudders*
James: Yeah. I don't think I'll go down there for a while either...
Joker: Not before a good cleaning.
James: Yeah...

----

Shepard: See? Wait 'til the last second to deflect the blow using their momentum against them - Don't block, That's very important. Takes less energy to deflect a blow. Then deflect the second. Leaves their middle open, so take the gutpunch.
Ashley: Or duck in for the liver, if you can reach around that far.
Shepard: Liver or kidneys are better, but harder to reach, 'specially attacking head on and you're trying to avoid sweeping blows. Gut punch is the quickest, then you can slug em out while their still reeling.
Ashley: Breaking their nose.
Shepard: Oh , easily. And if you're feeling mean, or the ****** particularly deserves it - kidney punch.
Ashley: I'm not a sadist, Skipper. That's you.
Shepard: I said if you were feeling mean. That being said, I do not condone sadism, on occasion it is pretty funny.
Ashley: You're a sick sick puppy, Skipper.
Shepard: Four years it took you to figure this out?
Ashley: To be fair, you were dead for two of them.
Shepard: *opens mouth, then closes it. Nodding with 'Have a point' expression* Fair call.

Ashley: *rolls eyes, smirk.* Why do I put up with you?
Shepard: One of the greatest mysteries of life... *frowning face* or the media.
Ashley: *rolls eyes, grunts* Ugh! Don't get me started on those harpies. Have they no concept of privacy?
Shepard: They're blood-sucking vampire jounalists. So, no.
Ashley: I don't suppose we could hang garlic around our necks? Try to ward them away?
Shepard: What? And carry holy water in our back pockets?
Ashley: *shrugs, kidding* Or we, IE you, could use Yee olde Trustee biotics.

*beat*

Shepard: *slow smile* I like how you think.

Modifié par Aurora313, 26 juillet 2012 - 11:30 .

[SJNKD]

When I saw Shepard with make up on, I laughed so badly. I can imagine him putting it on though.

[CptData]

I just try NOT to get that imagine in my mind where Kaidan asks Shep to put some make-up on his face before joining him in bed ...

Thank you.

@Aurora: as always, you win. Poor Normandy crew. Those guys -really- think Ash and Shepard doing the deed all day, right?
Well, after all the Elevator events ...

[FahRENheit06]

shar42 wrote...
Here's a question: If Ash had a pet what would it be? (Or if Ash and Shepard got a pet together what would it be?)

Psssh, dog obviously. Cats are too frou-frou for the Williams-Shepard clan. German Shepherds are good, Australian Cattle Dogs are better (though I miiight just be saying that because I have an Aussie-Boxer mix named Tali)

Cattle Dog:



My Tali:




Or a pet Varren like Urz in ME2. Great pit fighter, loves children.

- Ren

Modifié par FahRENheit06, 26 juillet 2012 - 01:41 .

[Aurora313]

@Data.
They have 2 years... over 2 years to catch up on. So... Of course.

Modifié par Aurora313, 26 juillet 2012 - 01:01 .

[BadExamp1e]

SJNKD wrote...

When I saw Shepard with make up on, I laughed so badly. I can imagine him putting it on though.

It's even funnier when you imagine it being Ashley's make-up... awkward.

I have a Labrador and a pitbull/terrier/greyhound mix. I always wanted a German Shepherd though. :/

[CptData]

Aurora313 wrote...

@Data.
They have 2 years... over 2 years to catch up on. So... Of course.

Well, we all know half of Shepley!sexiness is fueled by the idea Ash and Shepard are -very- confident about their skills and needs. So, yeah, figures. But even those two lovers should respect the Normandy is no love boat. And with the Shadow Broker, EDI and Joker around, I wouldn't do it outside a bug-free room. ^^

[Aurora313]

Joker: So why didn't you guys ever get a pet?
Ashley: I wanted a pet. Skipper didn't.
Joker: What? He's allergic to em?
Ashley: It's not... how did you put it Skipper?
Shepard: They're dangerous at both ends and crafty in the middle. Hate animals.
Ashley: Oh c'mon, its not like its a Thresher Maw or anything.
Shepard: Hey! One of those curbstomped a damned Reaper in a tenth of the time it took me to kill the one on Rannoch! Animals scare the SH!T out of me.
Ashley: And my mother does too.
Shepard: I'd rather face a horde of Reapers than an angry mother-in-law.
*beat*
Joker: Wow, seriously?
Shepard: *terrified nod*
Joker: Your mum must be kind of a badass to scare Reaper-Slayer himself.
Ashley: What can I say? It's inherited.

[Ushanka]

Am I the only one who has only mongrels?

And this make-up... It's bloody scary! D:

[BadExamp1e]

Oh, I used to have an old old mongrel, but she died a few years ago. She was very old when she passed, but what a good dog. Smart, and there was no bother with her.

I still think the German Shepherd fits nicely with Ashley. Strong, loyal ect.

[Ushanka]

One of our mongrels was 23 years old when died.

Hey, wait, what about doberman? This might be nice choice too.

[CptData]

Never had a dog, but my girl has a cat. Well ...
I'm no pet owner, 'nuff said. I like animals, but can't keep one. Too much responsibility and I really change my hobbies often, so ... it wouldn't be fair towards a pet. So to speak.

Does that make me to a bad puppy?

[BP93]

BadExamp1e wrote...

When the reapers are gone, Ashley adopts and has two Shepard's at home.

Here the first one, which sleeps beside her every night:



And the neglected second Shepard:




Shepard: I hate that damn dog.

Pretty soon Shepard will be the one sleeping at the end of the bed.

[ExorioN PL]

BP93 wrote...
Pretty soon Shepard will be the one sleeping at the end of the bed.

On the sofa.