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[CptData]

You made me acting totally OOC, BE ^^
I don't cry. And I know Ash is taken ...

*sigh*

*cries in a lonely corner*

Does that one remind you of something?


Guess who's stealing posing ideas ...

Modifié par CptData, 26 juillet 2012 - 09:51 .

[BadExamp1e]

Reminds me of this for some reason.





LOL

And to keep it on topic: Ashley might end up FOREVER ALONE if Shepard dies on her.

[CptData]

I just don't want to get the image where Shepard dies ON Ashley in my mind, thank you, BE ^^

Nice one, OWA. ^^
Who's who on the pic? I can't see myself. At least Ashley's sexy ^^

[BadExamp1e]

Sexy Ash because because:







Data's here.

[CptData]

My Shep looks like a seventies ... errm ... explicit movie star. With 'stache and everything.
So, no, OWA ^^

Ashley: Okay. We have kinda a situation here ...
BE: That guy is mine.
Shepard: You can have him as long as he's not touching Ash anymore.
CptData: I should never have asked Mordin to build a device to transfer BE and me in that Mass Effect Universe without also asking him to give me a red pill to jack out as soon as things get ugly.
Shepard: Mordin died two weeks ago ...
CptData: That's what I meant. When do we have to attack Earth again?
BE: Don't distract - it's you and me. And not "you and Ashley".
*plopp*
OWA: I asked Mordin to build a device to join this universe ... did anyone of you ask for the red pill?

[BadExamp1e]

BE: Pass the blunt this way, don't be greedy.
Cpt Data: *Takes puff then passes it* Here you go.
OWA: Weed is bad for you, you know.
Ashley: Who the hell are these guys and since when has smoking been allowed on the Normandy?
Shepard: Beats me.

Modifié par BadExamp1e, 26 juillet 2012 - 10:18 .

[CptData]

Guess it's a bad sign if I dream of Ash instead my own girl, huh? Stop manipulating me, BE ^^

@OWA: yup. You get it going^^

Shepard: We could test the fire alarm - or Joker's singing skills.
Ashley: I rather don't.
CptData: Bring it on, Commander ... I can't lose anything anymore ...
BE: Being trapped in here with no LI option and a deadly battle ahead, he's most likely right.
OWA: Don't I count as LI?
Shepard: Depends. Do you love poetry?
Ashley: Skipper!

[BadExamp1e]

What about pretty Ash? I wonder if it has the same effect on Data.



Shepard: You're so beautiful. I'm a lucky man.
Ash: Do you always get mushy afterwards? Is this a habit of yours?
Shepard: I -
Ashley: Wait. Don't answer that. Just kiss me.

[CptData]

BE: the bad thing is, pretty Ash has an even bigger impact on me since I can focus on her pretty face only instead of her full body.

So I'm trapped here. Ash is just darn stunning beautiful.

@OWA: But you do philosophical talks, huh?
By the way, seems we keep you distracted from PMing :innocent:

Modifié par CptData, 26 juillet 2012 - 10:30 .

[BadExamp1e]

Look at you two. PMing each other and all.

Hope you're ready to dish out OWA, 'cause Data don't play around.

Pretty Ash is win. But the sexy stare as she waits on the bed.......hmmm. Yeah. I like badass the most though.

Modifié par BadExamp1e, 26 juillet 2012 - 10:37 .

[CptData]

But before you get that sexy look, BE, you need to get in touch with her. Be nice, be kind, throw a compliment or two, date her, focus at her face only.
Everything else follows if you're good at whatever you're doing.

That's why: pretty face comes first, right at same spot like pretty character.

The ol' pervy Data still values beauty over hotness ^^
Ashley is just beautiful and hot at the same time

Modifié par CptData, 26 juillet 2012 - 10:39 .

[BadExamp1e]

True. Shepard treats her like gold. He doesn't kiss her feet, but he always looks out for her, gives her time, and understands. The sexy look comes after, when she's already fallen for Shepard and knows that she means something to him.

OWA: Depends. I still never got a direct answer from you about that 3-way yet.

[CptData]

BadExamp1e wrote...

True. Shepard treats her like gold. He doesn't kiss her feet, but he always looks out for her, gives her time, and understands. The sexy look comes after, when she's already fallen for Shepard and knows that she means something to him.

OWA: Depends. I still never got a direct answer from you about that 3-way yet.

Shep simply knows how to treat Ash, that's all.

And yeah, according to my theory women are attracted to guys who don't kiss their feet but let 'em know they're the most important thing in their life.
That is, of course, only a theory and I usually fail hard in that field.

[BadExamp1e]

OWA; You sure? I'm sure there's room on the bed for your dogs, so don't worry. Maybe my dog and your dog could...? Im trying to look out for you, you know. If I left you alone with Data he'd go through you like a train.

[CptData]

BadExamp1e wrote...

OWA; You sure? I'm sure there's room on the bed for your dogs, so don't worry. Maybe my dog and your dog could...? Im trying to look out for you, you know. If I left you alone with Data he'd go through you like a train.

Don't think so. There's no need to deal damage to a nice, beautiful woman
Sometimes it's simply better to be the gentleman. May earn you a lifelong love

[CptData]

It's always good to have an extra gun resting under the pillow so ...
My fake softair MP5 won't do it if things go ugly. ^^

So who's on left? You or me, BE? Thing OWA is in the middle ^^

[BadExamp1e]

Not if she has dogs it won't, apparently.

Just because Shepard is a gentle gentleman doesn't mean you have to be LOL

[CptData]

BadExamp1e wrote...

Not if she has dogs it won't, apparently.

Just because Shepard is a gentle gentleman doesn't mean you have to be LOL

I can't help it, it's part of my personality.
Yeah. Ol' pervy gentleman. Someone has to take that role in this world
(Isn't it Shepard's role in ME?)