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[Spitfire017]

BadExamp1e wrote...

Spitfire017 wrote...

BadExamp1e wrote...

Calm your ******.

I will definitely be using this in the next few days.

Go ahead.

Where you headed that you would need to use that? lol

I'm not going anywhere... its these two guys at my work. Everyone hates them because of their attitude and they are ALWAYS ****y about everything!!!!!!!

EDIT: Top Ash-Cartman anyone???


:D:D

Modifié par Spitfire017, 30 juillet 2012 - 05:05 .

[CptData]

Why's Ash the fat one? ^^

[Spitfire017]

CptData wrote...

Why's Ash the fat one? ^^

I geuss you never watched South Park?

[CptData]

Spitfire017 wrote...

CptData wrote...

Why's Ash the fat one? ^^

I geuss you never watched South Park?

I did.
Ashley is no Jew-hating fan of H*tler that hates her mother and named "Cartman"

[Spitfire017]

CptData wrote...

Spitfire017 wrote...

CptData wrote...

Why's Ash the fat one? ^^

I geuss you never watched South Park?

I did.
Ashley is no Jew-hating fan of H*tler that hates her mother and named "Cartman"

Its a joke.

Edit: I geuss you don't like Cartman?

Modifié par Spitfire017, 30 juillet 2012 - 05:13 .

[CptData]

Are you kidding me? Cartman is so fun to watch ... I love that dude. Hey, I'm a fan of Drawn Together, I love political incorrect jokes - and Cartman is the very inventor of those, so to speak.

[krukow]

Yeah, Data was clearly just mad that Ashely was portrayed as fat.

As am I!

[Spitfire017]

@Data: Alright. You just seemed bothered by the Top AshCartman. Ya, sure its making fun, but I love that picture. I laugh every time I see it.

@krukow: I am not bothered by it.

Modifié par Spitfire017, 30 juillet 2012 - 05:23 .

[CptData]

Besides that - I know why Shepard is playing Kenny's role, but technically, Tali is a much better Kenny ... she's even poor! ^^

Modifié par CptData, 30 juillet 2012 - 05:22 .

[Sifr]

Wouldn't Pressly be a better Kenny? He has only 2 lines or so before he gets killed?

[krukow]

CptData wrote...

Besides that - I know why Shepard is playing Kenny's role, but technically, Tali is a much better Kenny ... she's even poor! ^^

Actually, Ashley should play Kenny, since she's the most prone to dying

Stupid bioware, now I'm sad.

[Dragon_Claw]

[krukow]

Dragon_Claw wrote...

this.

F***ING THIS!

[Spitfire017]

I love Ash's expression in that pic.

[Sifr]

Spitfire017 wrote...

I love Ash's expression in that pic.

Both FemShep and Ash are looking at each other with a look that kinda says "Honestly, why can't I romance you?!"

[CptData]

It's kinda fun that Shepard is renegade. It's a well known fact paragon/paragade!Shepard is a better match for Ashley

I like her annoying look. How's Shepard saving "hot chicks" since 2154 - that's his YoB.

[Sifr]

CptData wrote...

It's kinda fun that Shepard is renegade. It's a well known fact paragon/paragade!Shepard is a better match for Ashley

I like her annoying look. How's Shepard saving "hot chicks" since 2154 - that's his YoB.

Paragon Shepard is adorable for any romance. It's like dealing with Superman, he's such a gentleman at all times, which is why I love how Ash calls him out on how corny some of his lines truly are.

Yes, I can picture Shepard ripping his shirt to reveal the N7 logo when the Reapers land... why is there not fan-art of this yet?! We have a ton for art for our resident Turian Batman for Athame's sake!

[Ushanka]

Well, Cartman's jokes are very insulting sometimes. But some of them are funny. =)
I like more British humor in that case.

Oh, I just had in mind that picture of "saving hot chicks since....", came in this thread and there it is. Hmm, strange...

[Sifr]

Ushanka wrote...

Well, Cartman's jokes are very insulting sometimes. But some of them are funny. =)
I like more British humor in that case.

Oh, I just had in mind that picture of "saving hot chicks since....", came in this thread and there it is. Hmm, strange...

She's only Cartman when she returns to Horizon with some food and reveals that it's actually the liquified remains of Lillith halfway through dinner... "I made you eat your parents!"

But seriously, I kinda love the idea of Shepard muttering "HotHotHotHot" after saving people.

[Td1984]

krukow wrote...

Td1984 wrote...

Yeah, I'll need to do a second playthrough choosing that dialogue option to confirm it. I know I had a previous playthrough where she didn't come into my cabin for that time capsule either, but can't remember if I took that dialogue option that time as well.

Screw that.  The "I know what I'd have to lose" (pan over to Ash) is one of my favorite parts of the game.  

Just don't talk to Liara's dad...

She nets you 25 War Assets though. Talk to her, then encourage Liara to. You get 25 War Assets just for doing that.

[krukow]

Td1984 wrote...

krukow wrote...

Td1984 wrote...

Yeah, I'll need to do a second playthrough choosing that dialogue option to confirm it. I know I had a previous playthrough where she didn't come into my cabin for that time capsule either, but can't remember if I took that dialogue option that time as well.

Screw that.  The "I know what I'd have to lose" (pan over to Ash) is one of my favorite parts of the game.  

Just don't talk to Liara's dad...

She nets you 25 War Assets though. Talk to her, then encourage Liara to. You get 25 War Assets just for doing that.

But then you get referred to as "Liara's boyfriend" and a little piece of your soul dies.  Well, a piece of mine does anyways...

[BP93]

War assets be damned, I gots the multiplayer.

I personally almost always play as renegade and only go paragon when it comes to romance. Turning down Ash for the romance scene is just gut wrenching. That look... ugh! I quickly reloaded and made things right the one time I did it. LOL

[krukow]

28 minutes of silence? Unacceptable!

You know why Ash is awesome? You can call her dead father a zombie and she'll just tease you right back.

[Igib]

For the record, Data made me post it!

Set after ME1. Featuring femShep, 'some guy' and of course, Ashley. Part 1 can be found here.

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*Normandy, next morning*

Joker: *intercom beep* Commander? Commander, are you awake?
femShep: I am now, thanks to you. What do you want, Joker?
Joker: He's here.
femShep: Who?
Joker: Our new crewman.
femShep: Already? I thought he had to come tomorrow.
Joker: Today's tomorrow.
femShep: Damn it. How long till our departure?
Joker: Two hours.
femShep: Well... good.
Joker: Um, Commander?
femShep: Yeah?
Joker: He's waiting for a permission to come aboard.
femShep: Right. Permission granted. Send him to the com room and tell Ash to meet us there.
Joker: Roger that. And I must say, it'll be so good to have someone able to repair Mako again.
femShep: What? My driving's not that bad.
Joker: Sure. Almost as good as your dancing.
femShep: Joker...
Joker: Yes, Commander?
femShep: Shut up.

...

Michael: *salutes* Commander Shepard, Corporal Michael...
femShep: I know, I know, I got your file. And I remember you.
Michael: Wasn't sure about it, ma'am. Glad I made such an impression.
femShep: You did. You survived.
Michael: Oh, that.
femShep: Yeah. What else?
Michael: For a moment there I was thinking...
femShep: Don't flatter yourself too much or you'll get yourself into trouble. Again.
Michael: Nah, I won't.
femShep: Uh-huh. Like in Rio?
Michael: That was... different.
femShep: Right. So, what did they tell you?
Michael: The usual stuff. To pack my things and report to you. I guess you're in need of an engineer?
femShep: Something like that.
Michael: What happened to your last one?
femShep: Gone. Back with the Fleet.
Michael: Well then... but your charming Gunnery Chief is still here, right?
femShep: Why do you ask?
Michael: Because...
Ashley: *comes in* Joker told me to... this is our new tech guy?
femShep: Yep, that's him. Michael, meet my XO, Lieutenant Ashley Williams.
Michael: Lieutenant Williams. It's an honor to...
Ashley: You have to be kidding me. Mr. Good figure, brown hair, green eyes? What the hell?
Michael: I... what??
femShep: Life's full of surprise, isn't it?
Ashley: How did you... no, don't tell me. I don't want to know.
femShep: Wasn't easy, but there's nothing Commander Shepard can achieve. All I had to do was pull a few strings.
Ashley: One day... I'm gonna kill you, Shepard.
femShep: You are welcomed to try, Ash. But the fact is that he's a skilled engineer with top technical scores and combat experience. Not as good as our Quarian, but well above human average. And the rest is... just a bonus to the package.
Michael: Uh, thanks? I guess.
Ashley: Whatever. But no matter how hard you try, it won't happen. Understood?
femShep: Sure. Give it some time. For now, why don't you show Michael the best girl in whole Alliance Navy? I bet he's dying to see her.
Ashley: Fine. Our first stop, the garage.
Michael: Something... special there?
Ashley: Your chance to prove you're as good as Shepard says.
Michael: Already? That was fast.
Ashley: I'm not used to wasting time. You've got only hours for what would take whole team a week. Are up to the task?
Michael: Sounds like a challenge. But, why in the garage?
Ashley: I don't see Mako parking over here, do you?
Michael: Mako? Yes, of course. I mean, no. *coughs* What happened to it?
Ashley: Ask Shepard. She was the one... driving.
femShep: It's nothing serious, really. Just a small... accident during our last mission.
Ashley: Right. If by 'accident' you mean riding over a thresher maw. Repeatedly.
femShep: What can I say? It stood in my way.
Michael: I'll... look into it.
Ashley: Good to hear. This way, Corporal.

[sporeaddict101]

Is there anybody FULLY paragon out there, not paregade or renegade? I cant stand being renegade, especially with my Shepard, it's just so mean, no offense to those who like renegade. And i agree with Sifr1449, that any paragon romance is adorable even with Ash. To me it would be like my Shepard is the cute, nice, gentle guy and his wife, girlfriend, squad mate LI (Ash obviously ) is the hard, adorable, rough, mischievous one that my Shepard loves. So basically you could say, when they are together Ash is the Renegade for him. At least in my canon.