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[FahRENheit06]

BP93 wrote...

Yeah, Ash ****ing owns in combat. Give her the Revenant or Particle Rifle and she's going to steal a good number of your kills. Actually annoying when playing as an adept and your priming enemies for biotic explosions then... BAM. Ash took my kill(s) before I could set it off.

Like what the hell woman?! Find your own kills!

Really? Color me intrigued. My DudeShep was always a Soldier or Infiltrator so I usually balanced with Liara or Javik with Tali or EDI. James and Ash sat on the sidelines. But my renegade FemShep is an adept and I look forward to Ash stealing all my kills, because I still forget that I'm squishier than a soldier. ...but close-up biotic melee is just so badass.



- Ren

[Allstar27]

@OWA: lmao!!! I just love the renegade response

Also could possibly be big news Mike gamble tweeted this on his twitter:

"Heading down to san francisco tomorrow for a press event on Thursday, Should be good :)"

"IGN is showing the EA Summer Showcase tomorrow, Thurs at 1pm PDT. Mass Effect fans should watch it live. Just sayin'."

SP DLC announcement maybe? more Ash also?

Modifié par Allstar27, 01 août 2012 - 09:06 .

[Dragon_Claw]

Allstar27 wrote...

@OWA: lmao!!! I just love the renegade response

Also could possibly be big news Mike gamble tweeted this on his twitter:

"IGN is showing the EA Summer Showcase tomorrow, Thurs at 1pm PDT. Mass Effect fans should watch it live. Just sayin'."

SP DLC announcement maybe? more Ash also?

Screw that!

I just want some alternate costumes DLC  

[Allstar27]

Dragon_Claw wrote...

Allstar27 wrote...

@OWA: lmao!!! I just love the renegade response

Also could possibly be big news Mike gamble tweeted this on his twitter:

"IGN is showing the EA Summer Showcase tomorrow, Thurs at 1pm PDT. Mass Effect fans should watch it live. Just sayin'."

SP DLC announcement maybe? more Ash also?

Screw that!

I just want some more model ships DLC  

Fixed 

[krukow]

I doubt we'll get MOAR ASH per say, but if it's Leviathan, and it includes lines for Ashley (for when you bring her along), I can live with that.

[Dragon_Claw]

Allstar27 wrote...

Dragon_Claw wrote...

Allstar27 wrote...

@OWA: lmao!!! I just love the renegade response

Also could possibly be big news Mike gamble tweeted this on his twitter:

"IGN is showing the EA Summer Showcase tomorrow, Thurs at 1pm PDT. Mass Effect fans should watch it live. Just sayin'."

SP DLC announcement maybe? more Ash also?

Screw that!

I just want some more model ships DLC  

Fixed 

And a new Prothean artifact for my coffe table, since Kasumi stole the last one.  

[BadExamp1e]

Spitfire017 wrote...

BadExamp1e wrote...

Btw, apparently these two could pull off a Shepley:



What do you think?

/activates flame shield.

I can see that...and I like it!!!

Well,  it's hard to get actors everyone agrees with, but I saw it too - kinda. Also, it's renegade Shepard! Or maybe it's *cough* shepley make-up time?

@OWA; So we're offically BSN buds and shower buddies? !!!............ I love you long-time fo 5 dolla?

[BadExamp1e]

Allstar27 wrote...

@OWA: lmao!!! I just love the renegade response

Also could possibly be big news Mike gamble tweeted this on his twitter:

"Heading down to san francisco tomorrow for a press event on Thursday, Should be good :)"

"IGN is showing the EA Summer Showcase tomorrow, Thurs at 1pm PDT. Mass Effect fans should watch it live. Just sayin'."

SP DLC announcement maybe? more Ash also?

I'll take that as: "Stay tuned for more Liara and Garrus!" - Bioware.

[Allstar27]

BadExamp1e wrote...

Allstar27 wrote...

@OWA: lmao!!! I just love the renegade response

Also could possibly be big news Mike gamble tweeted this on his twitter:

"Heading down to san francisco tomorrow for a press event on Thursday, Should be good :)"

"IGN is showing the EA Summer Showcase tomorrow, Thurs at 1pm PDT. Mass Effect fans should watch it live. Just sayin'."

SP DLC announcement maybe? more Ash also?

I'll take that as: "Stay tuned for more Liara and Garrus!" - Bioware.

Garrus.........is just a BOSS!!

Liara........well to me I see her as a 109 year old cougar.....(Jokes) as well as a friend to my Shep 

[BadExamp1e]

OneWomanArmy wrote...

BadExamp1e wrote...

@OWA; So we're offically BSN buds and shower buddies? !!!............ I love you long-time fo 5 dolla?

Yeah we are!!!  Consider yourself lucky, not every man gets so far! I didnt get that last part about the 5 dolla? dear...  What did you mean?

"I'll love you a long time for five... bucks?"  

Since it's you.... 2.95 will do though.

[krukow]

BadExamp1e wrote...

Allstar27 wrote...

@OWA: lmao!!! I just love the renegade response

Also could possibly be big news Mike gamble tweeted this on his twitter:

"Heading down to san francisco tomorrow for a press event on Thursday, Should be good :)"

"IGN is showing the EA Summer Showcase tomorrow, Thurs at 1pm PDT. Mass Effect fans should watch it live. Just sayin'."

SP DLC announcement maybe? more Ash also?

I'll take that as: "Stay tuned for more Liara and Garrus!" - Bioware.

If there was a Liara DLC that added the potential for her to die... I'd buy it.  I'm not even saying I'd kill her, but just to get that freaking plot armor off of her after three games!

[Dragon_Claw]

OneWomanArmy wrote...

BadExamp1e wrote...

OneWomanArmy wrote...

BadExamp1e wrote...

@OWA; So we're offically BSN buds and shower buddies? !!!............ I love you long-time fo 5 dolla?

Yeah we are!!!  Consider yourself lucky, not every man gets so far! I didnt get that last part about the 5 dolla? dear...  What did you mean?

"I'll love you a long time for five... bucks?"  

Since it's you.... 2.95 will do though.

Okay okay I get it, but please stop being so damn funny cause I am laughing all the time reading your text and I have to be a little quiet lol Besides isnt it free with me huh?

[CptData]

What? BE and OWA are shower buddies now?
Okay. I'm jealous now - I never got that far. I'm just on her friendlist :crying:

Ashley: Did you know you look a bit like Brad Pitt?
Shepard: Brad who?
Ashley: Brad Pitt. He was a famous actor in the late 20th and early 21st century.
Shepard: Nope, no bell's ringing.
Ashley: Well, I can show you an ancient movie with him as actor ...

*a few hours later*

Shepard: You know you don't look like Angelina Jolie.
Ashley: No, but you do look like Brad Pitt. Or in this case: Mr. Smith.
Shepard: I'm not.
Ashley: You do.
Shepard: I'm not, Ash. I'm no actor material.
Ashley: That's not what I mean. You look like him. Especially in the ... hmmmmm ... special scenes.
Shepard: He was acting. My passion is real.
Ashley: Well, his passion was real too, after all, those two were a couple ... or became one after that movie. Extranet is my friend ...
Shepard: *sigh* ... okay, I'm like Brad Pitt. And now?
Ashley: I want something ... some passion. Mind if you give your girl what she needs?
Shepard: Ash ...
Ashley: Just shut up and kiss me, Skipper.

Modifié par CptData, 01 août 2012 - 09:46 .

[BadExamp1e]

OneWomanArmy wrote...

BadExamp1e wrote...

OneWomanArmy wrote...

BadExamp1e wrote...

@OWA; So we're offically BSN buds and shower buddies? !!!............ I love you long-time fo 5 dolla?

Yeah we are!!!  Consider yourself lucky, not every man gets so far! I didnt get that last part about the 5 dolla? dear...  What did you mean?

"I'll love you a long time for five... bucks?"  

Since it's you.... 2.95 will do though.

Okay okay I get it, but please stop being so damn funny cause I am laughing all the time reading your text and I have to be a little quiet lol Besides isnt it free with me huh?

Pfft. I've already slashed the price off my love. I've got to make a living, you know. 

@Data; Yeh, we're buds. And FYI, her 'pillows' belong in a 5 star hotel. 

LOL horny Ash is horny. You always write her that way. Why don't you do it the other way around for a change?

[CptData]

'cause Ashley is the one with the pants, BE. Shepard is pretty much like me and I'm not half as pervy as I pretend to be. So ... makes sense. Ash is the demanding one. *g*

I dunno if you can pay a room in a 5-star hotel, but I can have at least a night in the President Suit. I'll be broke after that night, but if it's a night with ...

... wait.
I'm not ending this thought.

Have this Ashley instead.


Too late, now I'm sad

Modifié par CptData, 01 août 2012 - 09:54 .

[CptData]

TSFH: Hurt

*sniff*

I still have Ashley ... *smirks*

[BadExamp1e]

Fine then, Data. I'll write it for you.



Shepard: I'd like to have sex with you, Ash.
Ashley: That was a bit blunt.
Shepard: I figured it was the best way to get a straight answer out of you.
Ashley: No games, just straight to the business, huh?
Shepard: Hopefully.
Ashley: No deal. It's gotta be real for me, Shepard.
Shepard: Aw. But does that mean I've gotta take you out and buy you dinner first? That'll cost me.
Ashley: Well... it would be a start.
Shepard; *sigh* Fine then. I'll go fetch my credit chit.

And I will do the same, because apparently I need to pay OWA for the use of her pillows.

[CptData]

Your Shepard surely knows how to handle the galaxy's finest woman, huh? *g*
If you do the same with OWA ... ouch. Where do you want that new hole? ^^

But that rape face is gold. Shepard has his moments for sure ^^