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[BadExamp1e]

No, it's quite scary, actually. >_>



Ah... much better.

[BadExamp1e]

I'm a sissy, yeah. I'm scared of half the Mass Effect pictures out there done by the fans - freaky as hell. Why can't they NOT draw weird sh*t? lol

[Dragon_Claw]

OneWomanArmy wrote...

Dragon_Claw wrote...

Ugh, after a nights sleep Im still tired...

Tell me about it, I am still sleeping I am on my second cup of coffee, still not enugh. Shephard is still sleeping too:



My workplace is clearly paying the wrong person to work from home

I really think it´s funny that Jack is holding Miri, and Liara´s holding Ash. Guess the rivalries are over...

BTW when did Liara starting working out, look at those broad shoulders!  

[CptData]

And I thought BE looks a bit like Garrus - minus blown off cheek ^^

Eh, no buff guys for you, OWA. I'm not buff either, just a normal dude with a belly and some muscles. Nothing special. Oh - there's something "special" - I'm rather small for a German dude, not even reaching 1,80m. My dad's taller.

By the way, I think Shep is towering 1,90m and Ash should be somewhere between 1,75m and 1,80m. She's a tall woman with slender (sexy) legs ^^

[Dragon_Claw]

BadExamp1e wrote...

I'm a sissy, yeah. I'm scared of half the Mass Effect pictures out there done by the fans - freaky as hell. Why can't they NOT draw weird sh*t? lol

MAN UP & CLICK THIS!  

[Dragon_Claw]

CptData wrote...

And I thought BE looks a bit like Garrus - minus blown off cheek ^^

Eh, no buff guys for you, OWA. I'm not buff either, just a normal dude with a belly and some muscles. Nothing special. Oh - there's something "special" - I'm rather small for a German dude, not even reaching 1,80m. My dad's taller.

By the way, I think Shep is towering 1,90m and Ash should be somewhere between 1,75m and 1,80m. She's a tall woman with slender (sexy) legs ^^

Im 1.95m!

You hear that breaking sound, it´s your masculinity.  

[BadExamp1e]

@OWA; I've been doing light-work at the gym for a year now and I still can't do the ****** bounce like Vega could probably (more than likely) do lol.

Or to have something to throw up at, you mean? >.<

I'm 6 ft 2. What's that in 'm'?

Modifié par BadExamp1e, 02 août 2012 - 10:17 .

[Aurora313]

BadExamp1e wrote...

No, it's quite scary, actually. >_>



Ah... much better.

Ashley: Something on your mind, skipper?
Shepard: Mm. Hmm.
Ashley: What is this? A holographic chess board?
Shepard: Mm-hmm.
Ashley: Are you playing with your long lost imaginary twin, Skipper?
Shepard: She's assigned to the SSV Marathon - no, she is not imaginary, and no I'm not playing her.
Ashley: Then can I ask, who are you playing with?
Shepard: Traynor.
Ashley: Sam? I didn't know she liked playing chess.
Shepard: She likes repeatedly kicking my ass at it.
Ashley: Seriously? I thought you were a tactical genius, skip'.
Shepard: Adept, yes. Genius - well, I wouldn't go that far.
Ashley: So - do you need a hand?
Shepard: Yeah. She's got me in check and apparently, she says there's a way out of it. I'm not seeing it.
Ashley: ... how long have you been at this?
Shepard: An hour... a day... or two.
Ashley: Skipper.
Shepard: Maybe a week.
Ashley: Should I help you out so we can have our own fun or should I just let you wallow in defeat?
Shepard: ... *puppydog eyes*
Ashley: *moves one piece.* Counter check, and incidentally - mate.

Shepard: ... I'm the red one, Ash.
Ashley: ... boring game anyway.  I think I know one that's a little more fun.
Shepard: Oh?
Ashley: Yeah... *sly smirk*

*later*

Shepard: Goddamn it!
Ashley: Wow... you suck at chess and target practice. How the hell did they let you become a SpecTRe? Let alone an N7.
Shepard: *pouts*

[Dragon_Claw]

BadExamp1e wrote...

@OWA; I've been doing light-work at the gym for a year now and I still can't do the ****** bounce like Vega could probably (more than likely) do lol.

Or to have something to throw up at, you mean? >.<

I'm 6 ft 2. What's that in 'm'?

1.88 m

Modifié par Dragon_Claw, 02 août 2012 - 10:21 .

[BadExamp1e]

Dragon_Claw wrote...

BadExamp1e wrote...

@OWA; I've been doing light-work at the gym for a year now and I still can't do the ****** bounce like Vega could probably (more than likely) do lol.

Or to have something to throw up at, you mean? >.<

I'm 6 ft 2. What's that in 'm'?

1.88 m

You're linky bro!

Haha I'm bigger than Data #Victory

Modifié par BadExamp1e, 02 août 2012 - 10:22 .

[BadExamp1e]

OWA; Only a tiny bit, huh? Vega is a brute. Just like my cousin. All my first-cousins (three of them) are into the weight-lifting and muscle building. They got me into it, too. I'm not trying to build myself into a tank, unlike them though. Just trying to look good and keep fit.

I'd love to go shooting. It's always been something I've been interested in. Perhaps Ash could give me lessions? But I guess she's too much of a big-shot now to worry about a rookie like me.

[Han Shot First]

Dragon_Claw wrote...


I really think it´s funny that Jack is holding Miri, and Liara´s holding Ash. Guess the rivalries are over...

If only they could have been over in Mass Effect 1, preferably at some point prior to Ilos.

Dreams were shattered I tell you!

[CptData]

Dragon_Claw wrote...

Im 1.95m!

You hear that breaking sound, it´s your masculinity.  

Well, there's a saying here:

"Großer Mann - kleiner Mann, kleiner Mann - großer Mann"
Which basically translates to:
"Big dude - little guy, little dude - big guy" (yeah, it's about the pants-guy) :innocent:

Just kidding
I don't mind big dudes. And the small ones can be dangerous too, 'though they have a hard time attracting tall women

[CptData]

BadExamp1e wrote...

@OWA; I've been doing light-work at the gym for a year now and I still can't do the ****** bounce like Vega could probably (more than likely) do lol.

Or to have something to throw up at, you mean? >.<

I'm 6 ft 2. What's that in 'm'?

6 ft = 12x6 inches = 72 inches
72 inches + 2 inches = 74 inches -> x 2.54 = 188cm - 1,88m.

I love to be adept with math ^^

@OWA: What did I do to pass your test? 

Modifié par CptData, 02 août 2012 - 10:44 .

[BadExamp1e]

@OWA; Yeah, but a guy can't defend you from another girl. So there's gonna be times when you've got to punch table-dancing tarts. Ash seems prepared to do so anyway. ;P

Do BB guns and paintball guns count? lol. The only real gun I've fired was a hunting rifle. I'd love to try out a sniper of a machine gun.

And I've got to go! Talk later.

Modifié par BadExamp1e, 02 août 2012 - 10:57 .

[Dragon_Claw]

OneWomanArmy wrote...


@BE Believe me I have punched a couple or should I say a lot of girls and guys...lol I am well prepared

Sure they count. The hunting rifle, it wasnt to shoot animals was it? I have shot with maschine guns, they are amazingly heavy! lol

Oh yeah. The Danish Defences fan favorite!   <3



EDIT: No belt or drums... Yeah, thats not gonna work.  

Modifié par Dragon_Claw, 02 août 2012 - 11:08 .

[BadExamp1e]

@OWA; You don't say.. I guess I'm the same. In high school, I had a very shortfuse, and would have just lashed out if a dude started mouthing. I've kicked a few asses and have gotten the crap beat out of me as well. You know, you dish out - you've got to be prepared to take it back.

Nah, it wasn't to shoot animals. I'm very against that. Animals are cute! We were just shooting an old rifle in a field one day.

I need to go for real. It's 10 past 12! D:

[Aurora313]

Prefer this rifle myself. Though I don't have any gene enhancements or the appropriate musclemass to use it.