Speaking about Ash/femShep... let's have a dialogue.
Written for
Data. (
part 1,
part 2)
Set after ME1.
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*Amada System, later that day*femShep: How's it looking, Ash?
Ashley: Quite bad, but he's optimistic. Working on it now.
femShep: I told you he was good.
Ashley: Maybe. Or maybe he's just trying to make an impression.
femShep: And... does it work?
Ashley: What do you mean?
femShep: Will you...
Ashley: I think you already know the answer, Shepard.
femShep: Yes!
Ashley: No.
femShep: What? But...
Ashley: Even if that was an option, and I'm not saying it is, technically, he's my subordinate, so...
femShep: I don't see a problem here.
Ashley: Hello? There are rules against fraternization, you know.
femShep: So what? All rules are meant to be broken once in a while.
Ashley: Easy for a Spectre to say.
femShep: You're just afraid that your romantic skills might be a little... rusty, aren't you? At least be a big girl and admit it.
Ashley: What's the penalty for punching a superior officer? And a Spectre?
femShep: Both of them? Ten years of toilet cleaning service.
Ashley: Totally worth it.
femShep: Ash... stop worrying and live a little, will ya?
Ashley: You won't let it go, will you?
femShep: Of course not. I never give up.
Ashley: *sigh* Ok, I'll go.
femShep: Finally!
Ashley: ...under one condition.
femShep: What condition?
Ashley: Doubledate. You'll go out, too.
femShep: *laughs* Good one. Why are you looking at me like that?
Ashley: 'cause I'm serious.
femShep: You can't possibly... Me? Date? Never!
Ashley: Look who's afraid now.
femShep: I fear nothing.
Ashley: Then prove it.
femShep: ...
Ashley: Revenge's a b*tch, isn't it? Either both of us or neither one. Your choice.
Joker: Sorry to interrupt your little chat, but we've got something on the long range sensors. Looks like a cruiser.
femShep: Geth?
Joker: Doesn't match any known signature.
Ashley: What else could it be?
Joker: I don't know. Wait... it's changing course. Now on intercept trajectory.
Ashley: That's impossible. With stealth systems engaged...
Joker: Yeah? Tell me something I don't know.
femShep: Joker...
Joker: Too late! // All hands, brace for evasive maneuvers! //
Ashley: What the...
femShep: Status report.
Joker: Kinetic barriers down. Multiple hull breaches. Weapons offline.
Ashley: Shepard...
femShep: I know. // All hands, initiate evacuation procedure. I repeat. Everyone evacuate immediately. //
Joker: What? I won't abandon the Normandy! I can still save her.
Ashley: I'm not leaving either.
femShep: There's no time to argue, Ash. Make sure everyone makes it to the escape pods. I'll drag Joker's ass outta there.
Ashley: But...
femShep: I gave you an order, Lieutenant. Now, get the hell out of here!
Modifié par Igib, 02 août 2012 - 03:24 .