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[sporeaddict101]

Hehe that's almost as bad as Shepard jokes

[CptData]

OneWomanArmy wrote...

Yes dancing music is necessary!

Data I am waiting for a ride ;-) My car couldn't start again. I shot a lot to block a lot lol ;-) Well you know from the pm, sorry about that, didn't mean to depress you.

I'm not depressed ^^
And I shot stuff too. Just ME3 Coop - but works well. By the way, we have a nasty thunderstorm out there ...

Did I ever mention I can dance as good as Shepard does? That means I'm a horrible dancer. I can't without hitting someone's foot. Including myself. Awkward dancer is awkward. Gimme some booze and I don't care anymore

[BadExamp1e]

sporeaddict101 wrote...

Hehe that's almost as bad as Shepard jokes

Apparently got a cyber kiss.
#winning.

[Dragon_Claw]

krukow wrote...

sporeaddict101 wrote...

I don't know about the drinking. Shepard is pretty good when it comes to shots though. But uh, anybody think Ashley would like classical music? Just wondering.

I was going to say no, because she's a soldier, just an average hard-working grunt, but she loves poetry.  So yeah, I think it's completely probable that she at least likes some classical in her omnitool...

Agreed. Ash has classics in her omnitool.

Modifié par Dragon_Claw, 02 août 2012 - 05:27 .

[sporeaddict101]

BadExamp1e wrote...

sporeaddict101 wrote...

Hehe that's almost as bad as Shepard jokes

Apparently got a cyber kiss.
#winning.

lol, I hope it didn't sound like an insult or anything, just jokin sry

Modifié par sporeaddict101, 02 août 2012 - 05:34 .

[BadExamp1e]

sporeaddict101 wrote...

BadExamp1e wrote...

sporeaddict101 wrote...

Hehe that's almost as bad as Shepard jokes

Apparently got a cyber kiss.
#winning.

lol, I hope it didn't sound like an insult or anything, just jokin sry

No need. I didn't find it offensive in the slightest. I was only joking around too.

I'm supposed to be working today, but between BSN, my music, and facebook it's impossible to stay focused! D:

[Ushanka]

I like classical music.
Some high ranking officers likes classical music. And they right, it's beautiful.
But Ash... I suppose that's not her thing.

[survivor_686]

Anyone find it odd that Javik didn't talk Ashley or Kaidan whilst on the Normandy? He even talks to EDI!

Oh well, I humbly present my take if such a conversation occured between Ash and Javik. For your enjoyment read the voices of Ash & Javik in Kimberly Brooks and Ike Amadi respectively

*Ashley runs into Javik, as he is examining the refrigerator.

Ashley: Hey…Javik

Javik: Human. You are the one they call…Ash

Ashley: Its Ashley Williams. And if you’re done examining the fridge, some of us need to use it.

Javik: Is it not the custom in this cycle for guests to be treated with honour?

Ashley: Its also the custom not to hog the fridge. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got a steak to wolf down.

*silence as Ashley, famished from fighting, grabs a side of steak, cooks it and then begins to wolf it down

Javik: Strange…

Ashley: What?

Javik: You eat like a warrior, an avatar of destruction. You talk like a warrior. You fight like a warrior You tear into that flesh, like you do with your enemies. Yet you are a female, like the quarian.

Ashley: Humans learned a long time ago, that women could just as easily fight as the men.

Javik: Women in our cycle, were honoured as mystics or arbiters of law. Not sent to the battlefield to kill or be killed....

Ashley: What? Only males can pull the trigger?

Javik: Stranger still to allow a saapad to fight by their strongest warrior.

Ashley: Saapad?

Javik: A traitor…or their family…

Ashley: Traitor? Last time I checked, I’ve been downing reapers, husks, slavers and even geth while you were napping back on Eden Prime.

Javik: Please, human. I read your “dossier”, your ancestor shamed himself and his family when he surrendered to his enemy. In my cycle, those whom surrendered were expected to commit suicide….or have their families executed. It was expected that they do so to preserve their family's legacy.

Ashley: In this cycle, we let ourselves define our own legacy! We decide what and how we’ll be remembered and we’ll fight our damned to ensure that! Maybe if your cycle, had figured that out, you’d have a few more soldiers to destroy the Reapers! And maybe then you’d be awake, instead of napping away on Eden Prime when Sovereign invaded!

*silence…

Javik: *a short bark of laughter* I like you Williams! You have spirit, you have backbone, you have the drive to push despite the odds against you. In my cycle you would have been avatar of Vorishk!

Ashley: Vorishk?

Javik: Stubbornness.

Ashley: Don’t you have someone else to annoy?

Javik: Indeed I do….excuse me…Williams.

*Javik walks over to Liara’s table*

Javik: Is it not customary to pray to one’s gods before eating?

[BadExamp1e]

There is not NEARLY enough Ash on this page. I hate you people.



EDIT: Javik is the best character in Mass Effect. Nice work, Survivor!

Modifié par BadExamp1e, 02 août 2012 - 05:55 .

[Ushanka]

@Survivor
Oh, this is impressive work. Well done.
Javik definitely associated with some old experienced warrior from central Africa.

[Dragon_Claw]

BadExamp1e wrote...

There is not NEARLY enough Ash on this page. I hate you people.

Nooooo. You hate the people in the Miri thread who´s bashing Ashley right now!

Better get over there!  

EDIT: It seems it calmed down. I also got called a butthurt lurker. Hmmm, that a first time for me.  

Modifié par Dragon_Claw, 02 août 2012 - 06:08 .

[Allstar27]

survivor_686 wrote...

*snip*

Ahh Javik.....the galaxy's biggest troll 

[BadExamp1e]

Eh. I don't care. Miranda's a test-tube baby. My Shepard can resist her ass easily enough and focus on the mission.

[CptData]

@survivor: you just made my day. That dialogue was sheer awesomesauce =)

Ashley defeating Javik by words. That's a great accomplishment. And I could hear his voice ... *g*

[sporeaddict101]

BadExamp1e wrote...

Eh. I don't care. Miranda's a test-tube baby. My Shepard can resist her ass easily enough and focus on the mission.

 same here.

[Dragon_Claw]

BadExamp1e wrote...

Eh. I don't care. Miranda's a test-tube baby. My Shepard can resist her ass easily enough and focus on the mission.

Maybe with strong willpower & enhanced bioptics. I mean, Miri´s butt is so perfect manufactured, that it has its own Gravitational pull.

[BadExamp1e]

sporeaddict101 wrote...

BadExamp1e wrote...

Eh. I don't care. Miranda's a test-tube baby. My Shepard can resist her ass easily enough and focus on the mission.

 same here.

I know, right? Shepard helped all of his crew out to gain their loyalty. What makes her so special apart from her ass?

Hell yeah. My Shepard's story began with Ashley, and it ended with her. They've been to Ilos, rode it out past Virmire, and sailed back to Earth to save their world. **** yeah.

[sporeaddict101]

Dragon_Claw wrote...

BadExamp1e wrote...

Eh. I don't care. Miranda's a test-tube baby. My Shepard can resist her ass easily enough and focus on the mission.

Maybe with strong willpower & enhanced bioptics. I mean, Miri´s butt is so perfect manufactured, that it has its own Gravitational pull.

 Yeah the camera is the first victim to that

[Ushanka]

@BE
And then Shepard's story ended in mad house.
Sorry, I just adore this idea. I think that's exactly for my Shepard.

[sporeaddict101]

[quote]BadExamp1e wrote...

[quote]sporeaddict101 wrote...

[quote]BadExamp1e wrote...

Eh. I don't care. Miranda's a test-tube baby. My Shepard can resist her ass easily enough and focus on the mission.[/quote]


 same here.

[/quote]

I know, right? Shepard helped all of his crew out to gain their loyalty. What makes her so special apart from her ass?

Hell yeah. My Shepard's story began with Ashley, and it ended with her. They've been to Ilos, rode it out past Virmire, and sailed back to Earth to save their world. **** yeah. [/quote

Yeah I like to think my Shepard is thinking of Ashley all the time. That's who he is fighting for. I mean for people to cheat on Ashley for Miranda's ass are I dunno....shallow? *no offense to people who like Miaranda, that's just what I think*
EDIT: sry i was doing it on my phone and it messed up

Modifié par sporeaddict101, 02 août 2012 - 06:37 .

[BadExamp1e]

Her ass sucks everything into it like vacuum then?

Modifié par BadExamp1e, 02 août 2012 - 06:41 .

[Dragon_Claw]

sporeaddict101 wrote...

Dragon_Claw wrote...

BadExamp1e wrote...

Eh. I don't care. Miranda's a test-tube baby. My Shepard can resist her ass easily enough and focus on the mission.

Maybe with strong willpower & enhanced bioptics. I mean, Miri´s butt is so perfect manufactured, that it has its own Gravitational pull.

 Yeah the camera is the first victim to that

Snap!  

I´ve been wondering, have someone from Bioware ever commented on the fixation on Miri´s butt or maybe even Yvonne herself. Does anybody know this?