Lt. Commander Ashley Williams thread: "Don't 'Ash' me!" We're Back Baby!
#41451
Posté 03 août 2012 - 10:14
Could even be a dialogue at one point. Think about it.
Ash: "Take that you ****ing husk."
Shepard: "Did you just.... you said the F word!"
Ash: "No, I didn't."
#41452
Posté 03 août 2012 - 10:15
Ash: "Take that you ****ing husk."
Shepard: "Did you just.... you said the F word!"
Ash: "Of course not. Miranda clearly didn't use enough synthetics rebuilding your ears"(Makes innocent "who me?" face)
#41453
Posté 03 août 2012 - 10:16
Modifié par BadExamp1e, 03 août 2012 - 10:16 .
#41454
Posté 03 août 2012 - 10:19
Ash: "Yeah, take that you ****ing husk!"
Shepard: "Did you just.... you said the F word!"
Ash: "Uh.. no, I didn't..?"
Shepard: "Oh I'm telling Sarah. Wait till she finds out her big sis has a sailor mouth..."
Ash: "It was one measly F bomb!"
Shepard: "Don't care."
#41455
Posté 03 août 2012 - 10:22
Shepard: "Did you just.... you said the F word!"
Ash: "...yes, but I used it poetically! Like Tennyson!"
Shep"..."
#41456
Posté 03 août 2012 - 10:22
Shepard: I'm telling Mrs Williams that her daughter...-
Ashley: I'm telling mom that you blew up 300,000 and then went to a strip bar with Garrus.
Shepard: ..Wah-- you wouldn't!
Ashley: I so would.
#41457
Posté 03 août 2012 - 10:27
BadExamp1e wrote...
Eh, I don't know... Ash doesn't seem like the type to swear and drop F-bombs... well not in ME3.
I think "Crap" is as much as we're going to get out of her. She likes the word "Crap" and "crappy."
I agree but like a-s-s, the 'd' word, what the h-e-double hockey sticks (just tryin to keep it clean:P), just the small ones once in a while are as far as she should go, IMO. Same goes with my Shepard;)
#41458
Posté 03 août 2012 - 10:35
@Badexample - A race to the comm room after the mission would ensue. Who can tattle on the other first. LOL
#41459
Posté 03 août 2012 - 10:35
BP93 wrote...
Sorry about the double post. Posting on my phone is a pain.
@Badexample - A race to the comm room after the mission would ensue. Who can tattle on the other first. LOL
Paragon Shep would lose, but renegade Shep would trip Ash...
#41460
Posté 03 août 2012 - 10:38
#41461
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Posté 03 août 2012 - 10:40
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Ushanka wrote...
@OWA
So that's the secret!And I thought they talking every time about the same. x)
Yes Uska! I dont know what people would do without me, I am like a fresh breath of air
#41462
Posté 03 août 2012 - 10:43
Agreed.BadExamp1e wrote...
Eh, I don't know... Ash doesn't seem like the type to swear and drop F-bombs... well not in ME3.
I think "Crap" is as much as we're going to get out of her. She likes the word "Crap" and "crappy."
Ash isn't a foul-mouth - that's Joker's part. Actually, Shepard isn't using the f-word that often either.
Joker: F*ck! F*ckf*ckf*ckf*ck! EDI, get the ECM systems back online!
EDI: Acknowledged, Jeff. Systems are adapting new attack pattern.
Ashley: Are we going to make it?
Joker: Only if I don't get disturbed. Good f*ck, they fried our GARDIAN system!
Ashley: I thought we have the best AI working against them-
EDI: Obviously engineer Adams and Donelly weren't able to fully reconstruct me. I'm still compiling old programs which reduces my reaction speed by 0.2783 percent.
Joker: Less talking, more fighting, EDI! Take those bastards out!
Ashley: But who are they?
Joker: Don't ask me - it's a goddamn Cerberus cruiser ...
EDI: It got an AI similar to me.
Ashley: Can we make it? Joker, they locked us in!
Joker: I know, I know!
Figures, huh?
#41463
Posté 03 août 2012 - 10:51
BP93 wrote...
Sorry about the double post. Posting on my phone is a pain.
@Badexample - A race to the comm room after the mission would ensue. Who can tattle on the other first. LOL
And then the classic, "She's lying! That's not what happened!"
#41464
Posté 03 août 2012 - 10:52
#41465
Posté 03 août 2012 - 10:56
krukow wrote...
BP93 wrote...
Sorry about the double post. Posting on my phone is a pain.
@Badexample - A race to the comm room after the mission would ensue. Who can tattle on the other first. LOL
Paragon Shep would lose, but renegade Shep would trip Ash...
Ashley has quick reflexes, and would grab renegade Shepard's ankle, pull him to the floor, somehow get the advantage, and sit on him.
#41466
Posté 03 août 2012 - 10:57
BadExamp1e wrote...
krukow wrote...
BP93 wrote...
Sorry about the double post. Posting on my phone is a pain.
@Badexample - A race to the comm room after the mission would ensue. Who can tattle on the other first. LOL
Paragon Shep would lose, but renegade Shep would trip Ash...
Ashley has quick reflexes, and would grab renegade Shepard's ankle, pull him to the floor, somehow get the advantage, and sit on him.
Renegade Shep is okay with that
#41467
Posté 03 août 2012 - 10:59
krukow wrote...
BadExamp1e wrote...
krukow wrote...
BP93 wrote...
Sorry about the double post. Posting on my phone is a pain.
@Badexample - A race to the comm room after the mission would ensue. Who can tattle on the other first. LOL
Paragon Shep would lose, but renegade Shep would trip Ash...
Ashley has quick reflexes, and would grab renegade Shepard's ankle, pull him to the floor, somehow get the advantage, and sit on him.
Renegade Shep is okay with that
And as Ashley stares deeply into renegade Shepard's lava eyes... she loses control and kisses him.
The end.
I wrote this with Data in mind.
#41468
Posté 03 août 2012 - 11:04
@sporeaddict101
Did you ever play ME2? Joker was a eff-clusterbomb ^^
#41469
Posté 03 août 2012 - 11:04
#41470
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Posté 03 août 2012 - 11:04
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
BadExamp1e wrote...
And as Ashley stares deeply into renegade Shepard's lava eyes... she loses control and kisses him.
The end.
I wrote this with Data in mind.
LOL Now Data can sleep well ;-) Its his dream ending!
Edit: Sorry Data, I couldnt help myself ;-)
Modifié par OneWomanArmy, 03 août 2012 - 11:06 .
#41471
Posté 03 août 2012 - 11:05
@OWA; Apparently it's not.
Modifié par BadExamp1e, 03 août 2012 - 11:06 .
#41472
Posté 03 août 2012 - 11:06
BadExamp1e wrote...
WELL SOOOOOOOOORRY! *HUFF*
Not forgiven. Your pennance shall be one full trilogy playthrough romancing Liara
#41473
Posté 03 août 2012 - 11:08
krukow wrote...
BadExamp1e wrote...
WELL SOOOOOOOOORRY! *HUFF*
Not forgiven. Your pennance shall be one full trilogy playthrough romancing Liara
WHY DID YOU NOT JUST GIVE ME DEATH!? YOU MONSTER!
#41474
Posté 03 août 2012 - 11:08
#41475
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Posté 03 août 2012 - 11:08
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
krukow wrote...
BadExamp1e wrote...
WELL SOOOOOOOOORRY! *HUFF*
Not forgiven. Your pennance shall be one full trilogy playthrough romancing Liara
What did BE do to you???





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