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Lt. Commander Ashley Williams thread: "Don't 'Ash' me!" We're Back Baby!


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#41451
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Hey I said just one, not turn her into a potty mouth. LOL

Could even be a dialogue at one point. Think about it.

Ash: "Take that you ****ing husk."
Shepard: "Did you just.... you said the F word!"
Ash: "No, I didn't."

#41452
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Or

Ash: "Take that you ****ing husk."
Shepard: "Did you just.... you said the F word!"
Ash: "Of course not. Miranda clearly didn't use enough synthetics rebuilding your ears"(Makes innocent "who me?" face)

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Ashley: No, I didn't... Don't tell my mom please."

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#41454
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Hey now, I just said one. Not turn her into a potty mouth. LOL

Ash: "Yeah, take that you ****ing husk!"
Shepard: "Did you just.... you said the F word!"
Ash: "Uh.. no, I didn't..?"
Shepard: "Oh I'm telling Sarah. Wait till she finds out her big sis has a sailor mouth..."
Ash: "It was one measly F bomb!"
Shepard: "Don't care."

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Ash: "Take that you ****ing husk."
Shepard: "Did you just.... you said the F word!"
Ash: "...yes, but I used it poetically! Like Tennyson!"
Shep"..."

#41456
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Ashley: God damn. You're such a tell-tale.
Shepard: I'm telling Mrs Williams that her daughter...-
Ashley: I'm telling mom that you blew up 300,000 and then went to a strip bar with Garrus.
Shepard: ..Wah-- you wouldn't!
Ashley: I so would.

#41457
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BadExamp1e wrote...

Eh, I don't know... Ash doesn't seem like the type to swear and drop F-bombs... well not in ME3.

I think "Crap" is as much as we're going to get out of her. She likes the word "Crap" and "crappy."




I agree but like a-s-s, the 'd' word, what the h-e-double hockey sticks (just tryin to keep it clean:P), just the small ones once in a while are as far as she should go, IMO. Same goes with my Shepard;)

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Sorry about the double post. Posting on my phone is a pain.

@Badexample - A race to the comm room after the mission would ensue. Who can tattle on the other first. LOL

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BP93 wrote...

Sorry about the double post. Posting on my phone is a pain.

@Badexample - A race to the comm room after the mission would ensue. Who can tattle on the other first. LOL


Paragon Shep would lose, but renegade Shep would trip Ash...Image IPB

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lol I would totally let her win

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So that's the secret! :D And I thought they talking every time about the same. x)


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BadExamp1e wrote...

Eh, I don't know... Ash doesn't seem like the type to swear and drop F-bombs... well not in ME3.

I think "Crap" is as much as we're going to get out of her. She likes the word "Crap" and "crappy."

Agreed.

Ash isn't a foul-mouth - that's Joker's part. Actually, Shepard isn't using the f-word that often either.

Joker: F*ck! F*ckf*ckf*ckf*ck! EDI, get the ECM systems back online!
EDI: Acknowledged, Jeff. Systems are adapting new attack pattern.
Ashley: Are we going to make it?
Joker: Only if I don't get disturbed. Good f*ck, they fried our GARDIAN system!
Ashley: I thought we have the best AI working against them-
EDI: Obviously engineer Adams and Donelly weren't able to fully reconstruct me. I'm still compiling old programs which reduces my reaction speed by 0.2783 percent.
Joker: Less talking, more fighting, EDI! Take those bastards out!
Ashley: But who are they?
Joker: Don't ask me - it's a goddamn Cerberus cruiser ...
EDI: It got an AI similar to me.
Ashley: Can we make it? Joker, they locked us in!
Joker: I know, I know! 

Figures, huh?

#41463
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BP93 wrote...

Sorry about the double post. Posting on my phone is a pain.

@Badexample - A race to the comm room after the mission would ensue. Who can tattle on the other first. LOL


And then the classic, "She's lying! That's not what happened!"

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I think the language was kinda held back but I guess they had their limits. And I don't think Joker would cuss THAT much, but again just IMO.

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krukow wrote...

BP93 wrote...

Sorry about the double post. Posting on my phone is a pain.

@Badexample - A race to the comm room after the mission would ensue. Who can tattle on the other first. LOL


Paragon Shep would lose, but renegade Shep would trip Ash...Image IPB


Ashley has quick reflexes, and would grab renegade Shepard's ankle, pull him to the floor, somehow get the advantage, and sit on him.

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BadExamp1e wrote...

krukow wrote...

BP93 wrote...

Sorry about the double post. Posting on my phone is a pain.

@Badexample - A race to the comm room after the mission would ensue. Who can tattle on the other first. LOL


Paragon Shep would lose, but renegade Shep would trip Ash...Image IPB


Ashley has quick reflexes, and would grab renegade Shepard's ankle, pull him to the floor, somehow get the advantage, and sit on him.


Renegade Shep is okay with thatImage IPB

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krukow wrote...

BadExamp1e wrote...

krukow wrote...

BP93 wrote...

Sorry about the double post. Posting on my phone is a pain.

@Badexample - A race to the comm room after the mission would ensue. Who can tattle on the other first. LOL


Paragon Shep would lose, but renegade Shep would trip Ash...Image IPB


Ashley has quick reflexes, and would grab renegade Shepard's ankle, pull him to the floor, somehow get the advantage, and sit on him.


Renegade Shep is okay with thatImage IPB


And as Ashley stares deeply into renegade Shepard's lava eyes... she loses control and kisses him.

The end.

I wrote this with Data in mind. Image IPB

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I'm not into renegade!Shep, BE - my Ashley looks into Shepards greenish-blue eyes. Thinkin' about that, I've got his eyes, 'though mine have a hint of grey.

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Did you ever play ME2? Joker was a eff-clusterbomb ^^

#41469
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No! Deep blue paragon eyes! Lol jk I go paragon

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BadExamp1e wrote...

And as Ashley stares deeply into renegade Shepard's lava eyes... she loses control and kisses him.

The end.

I wrote this with Data in mind. Image IPB


LOL Now Data can sleep well ;-) Its his dream ending!

Edit: Sorry Data, I couldnt help myself ;-)

Modifié par OneWomanArmy, 03 août 2012 - 11:06 .


#41471
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WELL SOOOOOOOOORRY! *HUFF*

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Modifié par BadExamp1e, 03 août 2012 - 11:06 .


#41472
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BadExamp1e wrote...

WELL SOOOOOOOOORRY! *HUFF*


Not forgiven.  Your pennance shall be one full trilogy playthrough romancing LiaraImage IPB

#41473
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krukow wrote...

BadExamp1e wrote...

WELL SOOOOOOOOORRY! *HUFF*


Not forgiven.  Your pennance shall be one full trilogy playthrough romancing LiaraImage IPB


WHY DID YOU NOT JUST GIVE ME DEATH!? YOU MONSTER! Image IPB

#41474
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 Ouch I feel bad for BE now :lol:

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krukow wrote...

BadExamp1e wrote...

WELL SOOOOOOOOORRY! *HUFF*


Not forgiven.  Your pennance shall be one full trilogy playthrough romancing LiaraImage IPB


What did BE do to you???Image IPB