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[BadExamp1e]

JillHawke wrote...

Ashley Fans,I have a present for you^_^

Ashley and Shepard need to get a room.... oh wait. They're in one.... wait then why are we here?

@OWA; We don't need anyone else!

[BadExamp1e]

OneWomanArmy wrote...

BadExamp1e wrote...

@OWA; We don't need anyone else!

But he is a cop.... LOL Okay I guess one casanova is more than enough for me

Damn right, it's enough.

[CptData]

Good morning - so what's up?
I feel a bit bored this morning - not much to do and the weather is not good enough to go out for now.

Garrus: It's not exactly a "date", Ashley. I'm not into human women.
Ashley: Aaaaah, yes. And why does it sound like one?
Garrus: Does "Shooting-Range-Date" sound like a date to you?
Ashley: Yes! It contains "date", Garrus.
Garrus: Uh-oh ...
Ashley. What?
Garrus: I asked Shepard for the same thing ...

*meanwhile*

Shepard: Did you know Garrus is gay?
Tali: No ... oh no. I don't wanna lose his decent body for my own needs!

[Sifr]

CptData wrote...

Good morning - so what's up?
I feel a bit bored this morning - not much to do and the weather is not good enough to go out for now.

Garrus: It's not exactly a "date", Ashley. I'm not into human women.
Ashley: Aaaaah, yes. And why does it sound like one?
Garrus: Does "Shooting-Range-Date" sound like a date to you?
Ashley: Yes! It contains "date", Garrus.
Garrus: Uh-oh ...
Ashley. What?
Garrus: I asked Shepard for the same thing ...

*meanwhile*

Shepard: Did you know Garrus is gay?
Tali: No ... oh no. I don't wanna lose his decent body for my own needs!

Why does this seem like a sketch from Family Guy?

Garrus: Don't mind me, I'm just polishing my rifle...
Shepard: Oh god!
Garrus: It's a great calibre of weapon...
Shepard: Oh GOD!
Garrus: I'm afraid this rifle might accidentally disharge...
Shepard: Giggity!
Garrus: Don't to accidentally pop a heat sink after all...
Shepard: .. That one is also sexual!

:innocent:

[CptData]

@OWA you got PM

@Sifr
I'm a Family Guy fan. Maybe half of the stuff I write down is unfluenced by that series or American Dad? *g*

Ashley: Garrus ... about the date you asked for ...
Garrus: It is no date, Ashley. Just some friendly sniping.
Ashley: Yeah, okay, whatever you name it. I just met Tali and she looked really down. Maybe you should talk to her?
Garrus: Will do.
Ashley: One more thing, Garrus: she's like a little sister to me. Break her heart and I'll break your skull.
Garrus: Stop arrousing me!

*meanwhile*

Tali: ... and then I realized Garrus was gay ... what should I do?
Traynor: I know exactly what you need - a nice game of chess.
Tali: I don't see how that helps?
Traynor: It usually helps me if I'm sad. And I'm sad quite often ... why's that Ashley not into girls, damnit?!
Tali: Why's Garrus not into me?!
Traynor: Chess?
Tali: Chess!

*even more meanwhile*

Shepard: Sometimes I think my ragtag team is a bunch of perverts.
Joker: You picked them, don't complain!
Shepard: You even do it with a sexbot!
EDI: That "Sexbot" also has a Thanix Gun.

Modifié par CptData, 06 août 2012 - 08:49 .

[Dragon_Claw]

BadExamp1e wrote...

Lol Dragon.... you sure do find the weird stuff.

...Ashley's head is pregnant.

Head pregnancy?!?

Yeah, it dosen´t take a "scientist" to guess who´s the father...

[SJNKD]

Lol, CptData. That is bloody hilarious.

[CptData]

I start to get worried about some guys around here ...
"Head pregnancy"? That mental image, it hurts!

"if he breaks your heart, I'll break his spine" - those were his words. Her best friend loved her she suddenly realized. And he hated it to have her lost to the human's first Spectre, but he accepted it, for the friendship's sake.
Ashley looked at Shepard's image. Her former CO and now boyfriend was out there, on a mission for the Council, saving the galaxy one more time. And she spent time with her best friend: James Vega.

Some years after the war - and yeah, I love playing the love-triangle game with Shepard, Ash and Vega.

Modifié par CptData, 06 août 2012 - 09:48 .

[BadExamp1e]

Dragon_Claw wrote...

BadExamp1e wrote...

Lol Dragon.... you sure do find the weird stuff.

...Ashley's head is pregnant.

Head pregnancy?!?

Yeah, it dosen´t take a "scientist" to guess who´s the father...

Oh wait. You're talking about Liara, right?  Took me a while.
Seriously though... you do find the weird stuff. Do you just type in "weird mass effect stuff" and go searching?

Modifié par BadExamp1e, 06 août 2012 - 09:51 .

[Dragon_Claw]

BadExamp1e wrote...

Dragon_Claw wrote...

BadExamp1e wrote...

Lol Dragon.... you sure do find the weird stuff.

...Ashley's head is pregnant.

Head pregnancy?!?

Yeah, it dosen´t take a "scientist" to guess who´s the father...

Oh wait. You're talking about Liara, right?  Took me a while.
Seriously though... you do find the weird stuff. Do you just type in "weird mass effect stuff" and go searching?

Actually, most the stuff I find is on ME fan pages on Tumblr & Deivant Art just by searching "Mass Effect Ashley". And then there is some stuff that links back here to the BSN in old threads & pages through Google.

[BadExamp1e]

I'm sorry, I realize I'm being a d*ck today.

But I searched "Weird mass effect stuff" anyway. Didn't find anything overly weird at all. I'm disappointed in the community.

@Data; Now all your dialogues suddenly make sense! I get it now. Cartoons are influencing you.

[Obvakhi]

JillHawke wrote...

Ashley Fans,I have a present for you^_^

Isn't that the image where they are floating in the air? lol flycam.

[Dragon_Claw]

BadExamp1e wrote...

I'm sorry, I realize I'm being a d*ck today.

But I searched "Weird mass effect stuff" anyway. Didn't find anything overly weird at all. I'm disappointed in the community.

Type "rule 34" instead...

[Dragon_Claw]

OneWomanArmy wrote...

Obvakhi wrote...

JillHawke wrote...

Ashley Fans,I have a present for you^_^

Isn't that the image where they are floating in the air? lol flycam.

Doesn't it look like there is a lurker looking at them at the right?

Shadow Broker...  

[Aurora313]

Hannah: Thanks for doing my hair, mummy.
Ashley: Any time, sweetie.
Shepard: Lookin' nifty, little gal.
Hannah: Thanks Daddy.
Ashley: So why don't you tell Dad about this little party you're going to?
Shepard: Oh yes. I haven't head a peep about that.
Hannah: I thought you knew everything, Daddy.
Ashley: *laughing*
Shepard: Sassy little smartmouth. You get that from your mother you know.
Hannah: *beaming smile*
Shepard: Well, spill it lil'gal.
Hannah: Mummy is gonna take me to Miss Liara's and Tiffany's place. We're gonna watch some old movies and play games and paint and have lots and lots of fun.
Ashley: You remember Tiffany don't you? Liara's adopted daughter?
Shepard: Yeah, the seven year old Asari girl, lilic butterfly-esque marks?
Hannah: That's Tiffy!
Shepard: You remember to have fun, little Miss. And don't touch anything Liara tells tells you not to.
Ashley: She won't, Hannah's a good girl.
Hannah: I'm always a good girl!
Shepard: Now, you run along. Daddy and Mummy need to chat for a minute.
Hannah: Work stuff?
Ashley: We'll just be a minute sweetie. Go set up Conquest in the next room and we'll play for a while, ok?
Hannah: Ok! *runs off*
Shepard: She's growing up fast.
Ashley: ... That she is.
Shepard: ... every thought of having another one?
Ashley: Tempting, but we're a little too busy keeping this little handful off the streets.
Shepard: That's not a 'no'.
Ashley: Maybe tonight after we put that little firefly to sleep. We could always use the practice.
Shepard: Copy that, LC.

Modifié par Aurora313, 06 août 2012 - 10:42 .

[CptData]

BadExamp1e wrote...

I'm sorry, I realize I'm being a d*ck today.

But I searched "Weird mass effect stuff" anyway. Didn't find anything overly weird at all. I'm disappointed in the community.

@Data; Now all your dialogues suddenly make sense! I get it now. Cartoons are influencing you.

You know me ... I'm a weird dude with a boring life and the Ashleythread is my home. :innocent:
Of course comics do influence me 
Gimme 50 Dilbert comics and I start talking like Dilbert.

Dilbert: We need to stock up our engineering team to get the project done within the set time.
PHB: I can hire only an intern or a mentally diseased person for your project.
Dilbert: Great. I pick the mental person.
PHB: Here he is!
CptData: I'm Data and I'm an Ashley lover. Hey, you're that pointy haired boss nobody likes!
PHB: Now get to work, or I cut your budget!
Dilbert: If you cut it one more time and I'll have to pay to get to work.


@OWA:
I can't be replaced with Krukow 

Modifié par CptData, 06 août 2012 - 10:46 .

[Dragon_Claw]

Aurora313 wrote...


Hannah: Thanks for doing my hair, mummy.
Ashley: Any time, sweetie.
Shepard: Lookin' nifty, little gal.
Hannah: Thanks Daddy.
Ashley: So why don't you tell Dad about this little party you're going to?
Shepard: Oh yes. I haven't head a peep about that.
Hannah: I thought you knew everything, Daddy.
Ashley: *laughing*
Shepard: Sassy little smartmouth. You get that from your mother you know.
Hannah: *beaming smile*
Shepard: Well, spill it lil'gal.
Hannah: Mummy is gonna take me to Miss Liara's and Tiffany's place. We're gonna watch some old movies and play games and paint and have lots and lots of fun.
Ashley: You remember Tiffany don't you? Liara's adopted daughter?
Shepard: Yeah, the seven year old Asari girl, lilic butterfly-esque marks?
Hannah: That's Tiffy!
Shepard: You remember to have fun, little Miss. And don't touch anything Liara tells tells you not to.
Ashley: She won't, Hannah's a good girl.
Hannah: I'm always a good girl!
Shepard: Now, you run along. Daddy and Mummy need to chat for a minute.
Hannah: Work stuff?
Ashley: We'll just be a minute sweetie. Go set up Conquest in the next room and we'll play for a while, ok?
Hannah: Ok! *runs off*
Shepard: She's growing up fast.
Ashley: ... That she is.
Shepard: ... every thought of having another one?
Ashley: Tempting, but we're a little too busy keeping this little handful off the streets.
Shepard: That's not a 'no'.
Ashley: Maybe tonight after we put that little firefly to sleep. We could always use the practice.
Shepard: Copy that, LC.

Nice work Aurora.

[BadExamp1e]

Lol Data. Have I ever told you how f*cking awesome you are?

And... It probably is Liara watching them. That would be perfectly in character for her.

@Aurora; ALL MY FEELS.

Modifié par BadExamp1e, 06 août 2012 - 10:46 .