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Lt. Commander Ashley Williams thread: "Don't 'Ash' me!" We're Back Baby!


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#42526
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Aurora313 wrote...

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Para!Shep: ... I'm still totally confused.
Rene!Shep: I'm not complaining.
Para!Shep: I'm not either, I'm just saying I'm totally confused.
Para!Ash: Got that right Skipper.
Rena!Ash: Oh, so you call him 'Skipper' too?
Para!Ash: Yeah. Of course. I think that the only real difference between our two universes is the Skipper. In ours, he's... well - a goodie-twoshoes.
Para!Shep: Ash!
Rene!Shep: *snicker*
Para!Ash: And in yours, he's a right royal pr*ck.... with freaky scars and glowy red eyes.
Para!Shep: Heh. Got that right.
Rene!Shep: Pal - Don't start with me. Just don't.
Para!Shep: I just did.

Rene!Ash: I see no matter what universe we're in, Shepard'll still be immature.
Para!Ash: True. But you can't deny it's kind of cute at times.
Rene!Ash: *nods* Oh! They're throwing punches! Should we help -?
Para!Ash: Shh-shh. Just watch. I wanna see who wins.
Rene!Ash: If only we had popcorn.
Para!Ash: And beer.
Rene!Ash: And a vid-cam.
Para!Ash: ... I like how Parrallel me thinks...
Rene!Ash: ... huh. I didn't realise your Shepard was a biotic.
Para!Ash: You're isn't?
Rene!Ash: Nah, he's one too, but he's a sentinal, not an adept.
Para!Ash: Vanguard.
Rene!Ash: Details. Anyway, Are you two... together?
Para!Ash: Yeah, of course. Since the SR1.
Rena!Ash: Oh god, the things this man can do with a mass effect field...
Para!Ash: *giggles* Oh god yes! I gotta say, Skippers' certainly... 'creative' isn't he?

HA HA :lol:

That was pretty funny, even though I lost the narrative a couple of times.

^ TOP ASH

Modifié par Dragon_Claw, 09 août 2012 - 09:19 .


#42527
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Taboo-XX wrote...

This reminds me of the **** your way to freedom films like Last Tango in Paris with Marlon Brando.

GET THE BUTTER!

:P

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Time Laspe wrote...

 Page 1700. Well done Ashmancers. B)


Damn, missed it!   :crying:

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@Dragon You really went through the pages huh?Image IPB

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*yawns*

Using two OCs this time. Michael is me - the other one is Kathryn Olson, and she's based on OWA ^^
(I don't know her name after all) ^^

Ashley: 'mornin' Skip. Get me a coffee *tired looking*
Shepard: Have it. Long night?
Ashley. Long night.
Shepard: You know you can move back into my cabin anytime.
Ashley: "Long night" implies I had some sort of sleep. Sharing the cabin with you means NO sleep at all.
Michael: Ouch, low one. *snickers*
Ashley: *glares at Michael* Lieutenant... shut up.
Shepard: *shakes head* Hope you're prepared for our mission. The usual stuff: some diplomatic incident and we're here to put out that fire.
Ashley: Do I look like I am in ANY diplomatic mood today? Pick the Lieutenant.
Shepard: Doubt an engineer will help-
Ashley: The other one. Kathryn.
Michael: Excuse me ... but Lieutenant Olson is not available.
Shepard: That's true, she send a message; she doesn't feel good.
Ashley: Maybe that's cause she made it through the night. Again.
Shepard: Well, she's a very busy woman and-
Ashley: That's not what I meant. She was talking all night - loud. *scowls at Michael*
Shepard: Any idea, Lieutenant?
Michael: Me? Uhh ... I rather keep my mouth shut now.
Ashley: Uh-huuu ... *shakes head*
Shepard: You really don't want to come back, Ash?
Ashley: I think about it.

#42531
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sporeaddict101 wrote...

Ah yes the euros. No I would never betray my fellow west coasters! You guys usually agree with me anyway. It seems in the day it comes down to OWA, BE, and Data three way conversations. Dragon is in there too. No offense or anything like that to them, they're all really nice.

Yeah, unfortunately I´ve become sticky from all the hot & dirty 3-way talk, so I´m not going anyway...

#42532
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And now for some poetry, before i go out for some fresh air & errands.

http://i1.squidoocdn...t_romance_ashle

Dear Ashley.

Roses are red.
Violets are blue..
We just wanna pull your hair back & make sweet love to you...


Your eternal sweethearts
Data & OWA

#42533
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OneWomanArmy wrote...

BadExamp1e wrote...

I'm on my phone, but I... Passed out lol. Since I was last online... Two hours ago.


LOL What happened?.... What made you pass out like that?.....Image IPB


Haha yeah... Go back to sleep. Image IPB

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Dragon_Claw wrote...

And now for some poetry, before i go out for some fresh air & errands.

http://i1.squidoocdn...t_romance_ashle

Dear Ashley.

Roses are red.
Violets are blue..
We just wanna pull your hair back & make sweet love to you...


Your eternal sweethearts
Data & OWA


Dragon just for this, I am gonna make a funny dialogue about you laterImage IPB

#42535
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lol!

I just fell in love with Dragon.

#42536
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BadExamp1e wrote...

lol!

I just fell in love with Dragon.

I'll be your best man. ;)

Do you wanna be my best man for OWA + Data? B)

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BadExamp1e wrote...

lol!

I just fell in love with Dragon.


Dont worry, I will include you in those funny dialogues I am gonna make of him thenImage IPB

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CptData wrote...

BadExamp1e wrote...

lol!

I just fell in love with Dragon.

I'll be your best man. ;)

Do you wanna be my best man for OWA + Data? B)


Are we having double wedding? Image IPBWhen did they fall in love? I knew there was this hidden attraction between them....Image IPB

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So, what we got here, mes amis?
I see that you going pretty fast.

#42540
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OneWomanArmy wrote...

BadExamp1e wrote...

lol!

I just fell in love with Dragon.


Dont worry, I will include you in those funny dialogues I am gonna make of him thenImage IPB

 
That's my punishment? Heh. Piece of pie. Image IPB

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CptData wrote...

BadExamp1e wrote...

lol!

I just fell in love with Dragon.

I'll be your best man. ;)

Do you wanna be my best man for OWA + Data? B)


Sure, sure... I'll drive her to Germany for you, okay?  Image IPB

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BadExamp1e wrote...

CptData wrote...

BadExamp1e wrote...

lol!

I just fell in love with Dragon.

I'll be your best man. ;)

Do you wanna be my best man for OWA + Data? B)


Sure, sure... I'll drive her to Germany for you, okay?  Image IPB

I'd rather would go to Denmark, tbh. :o

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BadExamp1e wrote...

OneWomanArmy wrote...

BadExamp1e wrote...

lol!

I just fell in love with Dragon.


Dont worry, I will include you in those funny dialogues I am gonna make of him thenImage IPB

 
That's my punishment? Heh. Piece of pie. Image IPB

Well... I can think of other... Yeah I am searching for funny pics to go with the dialoguesImage IPB

BadExamp1e wrote...
Sure, sure... I'll drive her to Germany for you, okay? Image IPB


I wonder what that trip would be like... I cant imagine at allImage IPB

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CptData wrote...

BadExamp1e wrote...

CptData wrote...

BadExamp1e wrote...

lol!

I just fell in love with Dragon.

I'll be your best man. ;)

Do you wanna be my best man for OWA + Data? B)


Sure, sure... I'll drive her to Germany for you, okay?  Image IPB

I'd rather would go to Denmark, tbh. :o


You'll never make it in time. Image IPB

#42545
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Well, I still want to do my Sabbatical Year and would love to do that with a friend ... Hmmmm ... *looks at BE and OWA* ... decisions, decisions ...


Kathryn: Hey Ashley ... time for our shooting range training.
Ashley: Is it so? Well, at least you didn't bring Michael this time.
Kathryn: He's an awful marksman. *laughs*
Ashley: It's not that he's bad with the gun. He's also bad with keeping his mouth shut when you're around.
Kathryn: *laughs* still mad you couldn't sleep last night?
Ashley: Mad? I was counting the hours until you two stopped talking. And then I had two voices in my head argueing if you two do it that night or not. *scowls*
Kathryn: *faint blush* Not true.
Ashley: Whatever. Let's say I'm glad he's not here. He's a good engineer and I like talking to him, but you two in the same room?
Kathryn: It's like with you and the Commander. Don't worry, we'll stay professional.
Ashley: That's what I told Skipper four years ago. And two months later he gave me twenty.
*both laugh*

@BE 
I can reach OWA with a car.
You need to take a ferry too :D
Plus you have to switch sides to drive :lol:

Modifié par CptData, 09 août 2012 - 10:33 .


#42546
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Nah, I'll just take a plane. The ferry sounds gay.

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BadExamp1e wrote...

Nah, I'll just take a plane. The ferry sounds gay.

Plane is good too.
Maybe that plane is even less expensive than doing the trip with the car. But once I'm there ... I have no plan. Hey, I don't even know where OWA lives *g*

That's like Shepard looking for Ash on Earth, knowing only she's on Earth and maybe the country, but that's it. :D
And that guy has an advantage: he knows the name of Ashley ^^

Modifié par CptData, 09 août 2012 - 10:44 .


#42548
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You wanna just meet up and head to the pub then?

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BadExamp1e wrote...

You wanna just meet up and head to the pub then?

You know me. Just a friendly encounter with a beer or two and a long talk about everything.
That's always a good start.

Oh, you were talking about OWA?
I want a shooting range date :D
And the pub date, of course :lol:

#42550
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I was talking about me and you going to the pub... because why the hell not?