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[Aurora313]

Night Lapse.

[sporeaddict101]

Okay last post: no krukow! You are no idiot! Okay GOODNIGHT to everyone!

[Dragon_Claw]

Good morning people.

Who´s got my coffee & waffles?

Modifié par Dragon_Claw, 11 août 2012 - 07:55 .

[Aurora313]

Shepard: Ash, calm down please. The waffles are coming.
Inner!Shep: Oh dear god! Please don't kill me!!

[Wilkco]

Dragon_Claw wrote...

Good morning people.

Who´s got my coffee & waffles?

wonder if starbucks would still be around in mass effect

Modifié par Wilkco, 11 août 2012 - 08:18 .

[CptData]

Sometimes I start worrying about you guys ...

Ashley: Coffee?
Shepard: No thanks ...
Ashley: What happened? You never refuse that coffee with your lover ...
Shepard: Uhh ... sorry. I just realized something. Wrote messages with someone I know of highschool time.
Ashley: An old girlfriend *snickers* - I usually try not to write with the guys from my time. They ... well, I know a couple who had bets running like this: "who gets through the full Williams family"? *laughs*
Shepard: Did anyone make it? *grins*
Ashley: The -complete- family, Skip. Not just the four daughters, but also mom. Well ... those guys were sick. *smirks* What's that girl writing?
Shepard: She just confessed that she loved me that time - and I never had the guts to ask her for the prom.
Ashley: Never?
Shepard: Never. I went to the prom with Wendy instead of ... erm ... her name was Ashley. Ash Pickett.
Ashley: Same name, huh? Don't tell me you pick your girls by name.
Shepard: I try not to.
Ashley: So ... you regret you didn't ask her to be yours for that prom, right?
Shepard: Did for a while but now? No. I'm glad to be with you. I'd miss you otherwise.
Ashley: How can you miss me if you would never have met me? *smiles*
Shepard: Who can't miss you?
Ashley: That's no answer, Skipper.
Shepard: Does a kiss do it?
Ashley: No - but it's a start.
*they kiss*

*cough*
OWA, hear that? That's how love works

Modifié par CptData, 11 août 2012 - 09:05 .

[BadExamp1e]

Ashley's extreme waffle addiction also scared me this morning...

[Aurora313]

Shepard: Ash?
Ashley: Skipper... ! I wasn'y expecting you to come home this early!
Shepard: *half disbelief, half amused* What the hell is this?
Ashley: Dinner. Can't you tell from the smell?
Shepard: You cooked?
Ashley: Don't sound so disbelieving. Yes. I did. And I made stew.
Shepard: Stew? Uh - wow. The same your mother makes?
Ashley: With my own special twist. Oh, and I made home bread.
Shepard: ... Fresh homemade bread and world famous 'Williams' Stew? Must of done something good.
Ashley: You saved the galaxy from giant machine monsters a half-dozen times.
Shepard: ... Have I ever mentioned you're the best XO in the 'verse?
Ashley: You could stand to mention it more. And there's more you could say.
Shepard: And most beautiful woman I've ever seen.
Ashley: And?
Shepard: The woman I love.
Ashley: Keep them coming, I enjoy praise.

[CptData]

Ash can cook?
I tried to imagine her cooking, but it feels a bit odd. Think she's not that good with cooking while Shepard has some ideas here. Just don't expect a five-star meal ^^

Does anyone have an idea where Ash has "weak" points? Stuff she can't do or is horrible at?

[Dragon_Claw]

CptData wrote...

Ash can cook?
I tried to imagine her cooking, but it feels a bit odd. Think she's not that good with cooking while Shepard has some ideas here. Just don't expect a five-star meal ^^

Does anyone have an idea where Ash has "weak" points? Stuff she can't do or is horrible at?

Drinking...

And If I was living with Ash, I would do all the homecooking (I love to cook in RL), and she would be in charge of the "desserts".

Modifié par Dragon_Claw, 11 août 2012 - 10:07 .

[CptData]

Dragon_Claw wrote...

Drinking...

And If I was living with Ash, I would do all the homecooking (I love to cook in RL), and she would be in charge of the "desserts".

So if Ash were my girl, it would feel like what I have now.
I'm the cook and my girl's the dessert

[Aurora313]

Let's just say there's a reason I called it 'Williams' Stew, not 'Ash' Stew. Because if Ashley did cook it by herself - it would turn out tasting like ash.

[Aurora313]

I think that the reason Ash keeps Shepard around is because she doesn't/can't deal with Hostage situations or negotiations all that well. She's practical, physically active - she's a smart, intelligent woman but she's better letting her fists/rifles/omni-blade do the talking. She's no where near the silver-tongue Shepard is, but she certainly has her own style.

Modifié par Aurora313, 11 août 2012 - 10:38 .

[CptData]

Ashley: I love shopping with you, Skipper - hang on. That gun ... yes!
Shepard: You do have enough guns, Ash. Why can't you be like any other girl collecting shoes or something?
Ashley: Shoes? No thanks. A good pair of boots are more my stuff. Best with some extra shielding. Now get me that gun - the Maverick M76 / II
Shepard: That's a Krogan shotgun, Ash. It could break your arm.
Ashley: You said that about my Widow too. My arm is still in one piece.
Shepard: And the Maverick costs 25.000 Credits.
Ashley: You earn five millions a year!
Shepard: Only as long as I'm keeping my face in the line of fire. Ash, that money is hard earned and-
Ashley: That girl you call your lover is "hard earned" too. You had to save the galaxy a couple of times to impress her, remember?
Shepard: *sigh* Okay, you win. I'll fetch you that Maverick. Anything else, Ash?
Ashley: I could use a new bra too. One with Mass Effect fields keeping 'em in shape. Saw one for 12.000 Credits.
Shepard: I'd give a million for a call by Joker ...
Joker: Sorry to interrupt you two lovers, but Admiral Hackett expects you in his office in 10 minutes. Uh ... yeah. Joker out.
Ashley: Who gets that million?

[Dragon_Claw]

^



Why does it look like Ash & Shep is at a... Ice skating rink?!?

Seriously, that was my first thought when I saw that picture...

Modifié par Dragon_Claw, 11 août 2012 - 11:33 .

[Aurora313]

Shepard: An Ice-skating ring?
Ashley: Yeah. My mum and dad used to take us to a local one on Amateratsu.
Shepard: Sounds like your dad was a pretty cool guy.
Ashley: Yeah. You remind me alot of him.
Shepard: He constantly flipped off his superior officers too?
Ashley: You know what I mean, Skipper. He was determined. Tough. And hard headed.
Shepard: Yeah, sounds like a real badass.
Ashley: You wanna go for a skate?
Shepard: ... is that a trick question?
Ashley: Oh come on. You can scale walls in two seconds flat, but you're afraid of a little frozen water?
Shepard: ... *awkward/uncomfortable look*
Ashley: ... Skipper? Are you Aquaphobic?
Shepard: No!
Ashley: Skipper.
Shepard: Maybe.
Ashley: Huh, chasing after Leviathan must have been hell for you.
Shepard: Doubly so.
Ashley: How is it doubled?
Shepard: I'm a little uncomfortable in small confined spaces too.
Ashley: Yeah. Double jeophrady, huh?
Shepard: Yup.
Ashley: ...
Shepard: ...
Ashley: You realise that I'm still making you skate right.
Shepard: *chestfallen* Yes ma'am.

Modifié par Aurora313, 11 août 2012 - 12:08 .

[Dragon_Claw]

^ YES!!! <3

I´ve found my place in the world. I´m an inspiring muse!  

Modifié par Dragon_Claw, 11 août 2012 - 12:19 .

[Aurora313]

Interesting trivia - My John R. Shepard is claustraphobic to an extent. He's fine in small spaces so long as he can get out. He's also afraid of deep bodies of water. If he can see the bottom, he's fine. The Atlas part of Leviathan is really a double jeopady for him. He's stuck in the Atlas, underwater. He's also testy in EVA situations as well, but he can push that aside for the mission. The space thing - he can deal with. The water+confined area thing, he can't so much.

So, yeah. Interesting headspace for him.

[iSousek]

Dragon_Claw wrote...

CptData wrote...

Ash can cook?
I tried to imagine her cooking, but it feels a bit odd. Think she's not that good with cooking while Shepard has some ideas here. Just don't expect a five-star meal ^^

Does anyone have an idea where Ash has "weak" points? Stuff she can't do or is horrible at?

Drinking...

And If I was living with Ash, I would do all the homecooking (I love to cook in RL), and she would be in charge of the "desserts".

Oh you !
Do I need to play Gunther again?

I actually think Ashley is pretty good around the kitchen. Not the maestro, but considering she grew up with three younger sisters and is a kickass independant person, I'd say she can do some cooking.

[Dragon_Claw]

Thread is awful quiet today...

[Aurora313]

*Post-Reaper War, terrorist base*

Shepard: Sorry for the mess, mate.
Specialist: No - no, it's fine. I totally get it.
Shepard: If you could just open the gate, we'll be on our way.
Specialist: Sure. Easy enough.
Ashley: I can't help but think you're helping us a little too easily... ?
Shepard: I kinda did save the galaxy, so - *shrugs* bonus points, I guess?
Specialist: Nah - well, yeah. That's part of it. But my sister's serving on your ship and said you're both pretty stand-up people. And you saved our parents from the Collectors, so -
Ashley: Paying back a marker, huh?
Specialist: Yeah.  Call it that if you want.
Shepard: Just out of curiosuity, whose your sister if I may ask?
Specialist: Samantha Traynor.
Shepard: No way!
Ashley: You're Sam's brother?
Specialist: Lex Traynor at your service.
Shepard: Small verse.
Ashley: What are you doing mixed up with these bozos?
Specialist: It's a bit of a story. But, a friend I owed a favour asked for my help and this crap happened.
Shepard: That's a buggery,
Ashley: Damn. Well, if he mixed you up with terrorists, not much of a friend.
Specialist: Yeah. Oh - and uh, gates open.
Ashley: Sweet, thanks.
Shepard: Just out of curiousity, what do you specialize in?
Specialist: Hacking, decreption, search programs, com-viruses. Information management. That sort of thing.

*Shepard +Ash look at each other.*

Ashley: Looking for a new job?
Specialist: Please, god yes.

[Dragon_Claw]

^ Thank you.  

[BP93]

Ash with a Revenant is everything but quiet.

[DuctileHook8257]

Modifié par DuctileHook8257, 16 mai 2013 - 03:57 .

[shar42]

BP93 wrote...

@Shar.. damn 3 brothers? I hope for your sake you're not the youngest too! Lol... Also, what is this scotch you speak of? Whiskey is where its at. A nice, tall, Irish whiskey.

Haha... well... yeah I was but it wasn't too bad. Learned how to shoot a rifle when I was 4 and was better then all my brothers combined so they were scared pretty ****less of me early on. 

I could enjoy a Bushmills 1608 sometimes... depends on the occasion.