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[Aurora313]

Ashley: Skipper, I need a stake.
Shepard: You hungry or just planning to go on a vampire hunt?
Ashley: What to tag along?
Shepard: Why hunt vampires?
Ashley: I'm messing with you, I just want a real, honest-to-god red steak.
Shepard: Oh.
Ashley: ... did you wanna go on a vampire hunt?
Shepard: Yeah, this one little sparkling ****** is really begging for a decapitation.
Ashley: You sparkle.
Shepard: I don't! Its a build up of ener - ... ok. You're messing with me again.
Ashley: Yep. Little slow on the uptake today Skipper.
Shepard: It's my day off. Bite me.
Ashley: Maybe later, Shepard.
Shepard: Oh for the love of - not like THAT Ash!
Ashley: No fun, Commander.

[CptData]

Good morning everyone ...

Ashley: So, you brought him back?
Shepard: The Lieutenant? Yeah, Michael is back. Just wonder what should I do with him - court martial for stealing a shuttle? Sounds appropriate.
Ashley: Maybe you should talk to him first.
Shepard: I don't see how that helps. I can, but I doubt he'll change my mind.
Ashley: Give it a try.
Shepard: Fine. Where's Lieutenant Olson by the way? I expected her to attend our mission briefing and she's not here.
Ashley: Last time I saw her she was polishing her Revenant. Maybe she missed time?
Shepard: Maybe. Let's go down to the armory - we can have the briefing there too.

[CptData]

I'll be back in 2 or 3 hours - got an invitation for lunch.
OWA: I love that Ashley pic. And I imagine you looking like her.

Is that weird?

[Dragon_Claw]

Ashley: Check it out!
Kaidan: What?
Jane: Is it the beacon?
Ashley: No. It´s Eden Primes new icecream parlor!
Jane: ASHLEY, COME BACK HERE!

Modifié par Dragon_Claw, 12 août 2012 - 09:25 .

[Dragon_Claw]

CptData wrote...

I'll be back in 2 or 3 hours - got an invitation for lunch.
OWA: I love that Ashley pic. And I imagine you looking like her.

Is that weird?

No, but it´s weird that I look like Ashley, when I don´t cut my hair for 8 months.

[CptData]

I'm not into dudes, OWA
Sorry, Dragon - maybe you're the perfect match for me and don't call me shallow, but I can't see myself with a boyfriend ^^

[Dragon_Claw]

OneWomanArmy wrote...

Dragon_Claw wrote...

CptData wrote...

I'll be back in 2 or 3 hours - got an invitation for lunch.
OWA: I love that Ashley pic. And I imagine you looking like her.

Is that weird?

No, but it´s weird that I look like Ashley, when I don´t cut my hair for 8 months.

So when did you last cut it? Do you look like Ashley now? Maybe you and Data should hook up

I got it cut 3 weeks ago. Actually my hair looks like Kaidan´s...

[Dragon_Claw]

CptData wrote...

I'm not into dudes, OWA

And Kaidan was originally straight. Funny how things change...

Modifié par Dragon_Claw, 12 août 2012 - 09:44 .

[Dragon_Claw]

OneWomanArmy wrote...

Dragon_Claw wrote...

OneWomanArmy wrote...

Dragon_Claw wrote...

CptData wrote...

I'll be back in 2 or 3 hours - got an invitation for lunch.
OWA: I love that Ashley pic. And I imagine you looking like her.

Is that weird?

No, but it´s weird that I look like Ashley, when I don´t cut my hair for 8 months.

So when did you last cut it? Do you look like Ashley now? Maybe you and Data should hook up

I got it cut 3 weeks ago. Actually my hair looks like Kaidan´s...

Do you look like Kaidan?

Maybe there is some resemblance to ME1 Kaiden, but mostly the hair.

[BadExamp1e]

Come on guys, don't encourage Data to turn gay lol.

[Dragon_Claw]

BadExamp1e wrote...

Come on guys, don't encourage Data to turn gay lol.

Yeah, you are right.....

We should encourage Ashley to go gay instead, so I can get my perfect playthrough!

Modifié par Dragon_Claw, 12 août 2012 - 09:59 .

[BadExamp1e]

I'm just gonna buy your femshep an Ashley sex doll and call it a day. =P

[Dragon_Claw]

OneWomanArmy wrote...

Dragon_Claw wrote...

OneWomanArmy wrote...

Dragon_Claw wrote...

OneWomanArmy wrote...

Dragon_Claw wrote...

CptData wrote...

I'll be back in 2 or 3 hours - got an invitation for lunch.
OWA: I love that Ashley pic. And I imagine you looking like her.

Is that weird?

No, but it´s weird that I look like Ashley, when I don´t cut my hair for 8 months.

So when did you last cut it? Do you look like Ashley now? Maybe you and Data should hook up

I got it cut 3 weeks ago. Actually my hair looks like Kaidan´s...

Do you look like Kaidan?

Maybe there is some resemblance to ME1 Kaiden, but mostly the hair.

So now we have an Ashley, Kaidan and Vega but we still need the rest, who is gonna be Miranda or Liara or Garrus?

Somebody with an ass the size of Pluto...

[Dragon_Claw]

BadExamp1e wrote...

I'm just gonna buy your femshep an Ashley sex doll and call it a day. =P

Is that a new DLC I´ve missed?

[BadExamp1e]

Dragon_Claw wrote...

BadExamp1e wrote...

I'm just gonna buy your femshep an Ashley sex doll and call it a day. =P

Is that a new DLC I´ve missed?

You missed a DLC? Shame on you man.

[Dragon_Claw]

BadExamp1e wrote...

Dragon_Claw wrote...

BadExamp1e wrote...

I'm just gonna buy your femshep an Ashley sex doll and call it a day. =P

Is that a new DLC I´ve missed?

You missed a DLC? Shame on you man.

No no, I have everything excluding the 2 costume packs for ME2 & Pinnacle Station for ME1.

[Dragon_Claw]

OneWomanArmy wrote...

BadExamp1e wrote...

I'm just gonna buy your femshep an Ashley sex doll and call it a day. =P

But then his blowup doll in the basement will get jealous...

That thing is powered by magnetism & nuclear energy. Totally different.  

[BadExamp1e]

Dragon_Claw wrote...

OneWomanArmy wrote...

BadExamp1e wrote...

I'm just gonna buy your femshep an Ashley sex doll and call it a day. =P

But then his blowup doll in the basement will get jealous...

That thing is powered by magnetism & nuclear energy. Totally different.  

Does this unit have a soul?