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[BadExamp1e]

Don't you just love it when Ashley brings you breakfast in bed wearing a bikini?

[CptData]

BadExamp1e wrote...

Don't you just love it when Ashley brings you breakfast in bed wearing a bikini?

No. What's that bikini for?


Cute one.

Think I should love only Ashley. She's less complicated like other women, you know

[BadExamp1e]

No, she's not. She's the hardest woman to work with - go figure lol.

[SJNKD]

Ashley is simple to me at the moment, only three months to go until I'm a dad. Still suggesting Ashley as a name. She is addicted to custard tarts at the moment, best time ever. Fridge full of custard tarts... Do you think Ashley likes custard tarts?

Modifié par SJNKD, 13 août 2012 - 08:34 .

[CptData]

BadExamp1e wrote...

No, she's not. She's the hardest woman to work with - go figure lol.

Nah, she's straight forward. She doesn't manipulate you for her own gain. Ash tells you what she thinks, comes with several positive manly attributes while still being a very feminine woman.

Sure, she's difficult to keep, but you can be sure she won't cheat on you. Ash may leave you if you turn out boring.
Well, no Ashley for me then

[Wilkco]

[Dragon_Claw]

"A million light years from where humanity began, and we walk into a bar
filled with drunk men drooling over half-naked women shaking their asses
on a stage. I can't decide if that's funny or sad."



Riiiiiiiiiiight...   <_<

[BadExamp1e]

Ashley wants to take that asari home lol.

[CptData]

Ash enjoys it too in that picture!

Krogan: Show me your sexy Asari ass! For Tuchanka!
Turian: Hmmm, I'm not sure if I'm really attracted to Asari. That fine human lass right next to you on the other hand...
Ashley: Why's that girl still wearing boots?! OFF WITH 'EM! I have a foot fetish!
Turian: Hey, Krogan: mind if you move your fat ass so I can peek at that female?
Krogan: I stay where I am. For Tuchanka!
Turian: Please, otherwise something pokes you in your side.
Ashley: Does that Turian have a hard one?
EDI (not in picture): That Turian has a hard one.


Hmm, now that I think about it ...
I definitely want a single life for a while. No stress with the girls, no emotional burden - perfect
Just Ashley and me.

Modifié par CptData, 13 août 2012 - 09:25 .

[Dragon_Claw]

^ Wanna switch?!?

[CptData]

Dragon_Claw wrote...

^ Wanna switch?!?

No thanks, I'm fine.

Modifié par CptData, 13 août 2012 - 09:48 .

[Dragon_Claw]

More drink!

[Sifr]

Dragon_Claw wrote...

Actually, what everyone fails to realise is that's Shepard in that photo.

They were playing a hand of Skyllian-Five, Ashley suggested raising the stakes. Anyone who lost had to as a forfeit paint their ass blue whilst working as an Asari stripper for the night...

[BadExamp1e]

Tali and Garrus seem to be on the booze, and Ashley's sticking to the coffee. Smart gal.

That story makes sense, and now this seemed suitable:

Modifié par BadExamp1e, 13 août 2012 - 10:23 .

[Dragon_Claw]

^ Irish coffee. 

[CptData]

BadExamp1e wrote...

Tali and Garrus seem to be on the booze, and Ashley's sticking to the coffee. Smart gal.

That story makes sense, and now this seemed suitable:

I really should go for men.
Less emotional baggage, just sex

[BadExamp1e]

I'm available lmao.

I consider it a victory that we actually turned you gay.

Modifié par BadExamp1e, 13 août 2012 - 10:39 .

[CptData]

Nah, not gay. Just not interested in women anymore, BE
I told you. Love is better in written form. The real love fails hard. Makes me dizzy, weak and everything.

Wonder how Shep can take it with Ashley. That's a hell of a drama ...

[BadExamp1e]

Lol you know I'm only kidding around.

Shepard's not real. That's why.

[CptData]

BadExamp1e wrote...

Lol you know I'm only kidding around.

Shepard's not real. That's why.

That makes sense

Ashley: I love you, Skipper ...
Shepard: I'm not real, Ash. That's what BE said.
Ashley: Me's not real either, still that CptData dude loves me.
Shepard: Guess that guy needs a real one then.
Ashley: Maybe.
Shepard: So, and what do we now, since we're both not real?
Ashley: I thought about a long night of passion to be honest *smiles*
Shepard: Nah, no thanks. Non-real sex isn't the real thing.
Ashley: That doesn't make sense.
Shepard: Well, we don't exist. Do non-existent beings need to make sense?
Ashley: No. But that's-
Shepard: There you have it.
Ashley: What about the imagination of having a long night of passion then? It's not real either.
Shepard: I can go with that.
Ashley: Okay. Goodnight then, Skipper. *smiles*
Shepard: Hey, where's my imaginated long night of passion with you?!
Ashley: It's all in your mind. Goodnight *leaves door*
Shepard: I hate it when she outsmarts me ... wait, is "outsmart" a real word?

[BadExamp1e]

Who the hell says, " a long night of passion. " Okay, okay... Now do a real one:



Look at zee nipple. LOOK AT IT.

[CptData]

I'd rather look at Ashley's nipple.
But there's an arm, another arm and a bra blocking my sight.

That's an OUTRAGE!

[BadExamp1e]

Damn bras.

[Aurora313]

*awkwardly clears throat*

Would rather stare at Shepard's bare, chiselled chest than Ashley's. Just sayin'.

[CptData]

You're no dude, Aurora.

Hmm ... I want a naked Ash. She comes with a perfect body, and I want to admire it. Too bad she's not real - and real girls with a similar body are usually taken by some chimp - admiring is dangerous that way ^^