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[BP93]

Quick! Someone post something slightly disturbing right after this post!


EDIT: Counts as a top Ash too. She's looking down upon everything on this page.

Modifié par BP93, 18 août 2012 - 10:47 .

[BP93]

Well, you said something disturbing.

[FahRENheit06]

BP93 wrote...

@Ren... what are you shooting? Remember, don't lock out your elbows! Recoil is a ****. Haha

I kicked ass I was shooting some Luger-looking pistol and my boyfriend's Barretta. Didn't full-on miss the target once and I did really good with headshots. Recoil is kind of a ****. I flinched a bit.

Didnt shoot off any limbs or hurt anyone at least! I'm ready for the zombie apocalypse. 

- Ren

[DWH1982]

BP93 wrote...

Quick! Someone post something slightly disturbing right after this post!


EDIT: Counts as a top Ash too. She's looking down upon everything on this page.

Ash: Shepard! It's huge!
Shepard: Oh, I know.
Ash: Can I touch it?
Shepard: Of course.
Ash: My own Black Widow! I don't know what to say!



(Okay, yes, I apologize for this, but I couldn't help myself... )

Modifié par DWH1982, 18 août 2012 - 10:56 .

[BP93]

FahRENheit06 wrote...

BP93 wrote...

@Ren... what are you shooting? Remember, don't lock out your elbows! Recoil is a ****. Haha

I kicked ass I was shooting some Luger-looking pistol and my boyfriend's Barretta. Didn't full-on miss the target once and I did really good with headshots. Recoil is kind of a ****. I flinched a bit.

Didnt shoot off any limbs or hurt anyone at least! I'm ready for the zombie apocalypse. 

- Ren

A Beretta? You couldn't put down a bunch of squirrels with that, much less a bunch of zombies. Tell him he needs to upgrade and get something with a little more stopping power.

Preferably something American made (*cough* Colt *cough*), not that wimpy Italian crap. And you call yourself an Ash fan... Pffftt...

I haven't gone to the range myself lately, but I'm going to make a point of it before I ship out. You'd be surprised at how quickly you can lose your touch too, especially if you're a regular. Practice makes perfect.

[Dannycni]

A beretta? Like the hat bishops wear? Ashley won't be doing much damage with one of those!

[BP93]

Dannycni wrote...

A beretta? Like the hat bishops wear? Ashley won't be doing much damage with one of those!

Not quite, but it does about the same amount of damage.

Though, I would like to see Ash wear a beret.

[Dannycni]

I'm a mad joker I am.

So what's the news about this new DLC coming out soon? Is it gonna have any Ash content? I don't know if I'm gonna buy it if there's not more Ashley. I take it it's not gonna be free

[iSousek]

top two post make it look like BP is talking to himself

also @DWH it's been long since i saw a dialogue that goes so well with the pic xD

[Aurora313]

Dragon_Claw wrote...



Shep: Tell daddy you want it...
Ashley: I don't want - I take!. <3
Shep: There's my hellcat!
Ashley: Meow!

That's more like it.

Modifié par Aurora313, 19 août 2012 - 12:09 .

[krukow]

Dannycni wrote...

I'm a mad joker I am.

So what's the news about this new DLC coming out soon? Is it gonna have any Ash content? I don't know if I'm gonna buy it if there's not more Ashley. I take it it's not gonna be free

She's in it.  Gamble says there's way more dialogue than in LOTSB, and it's with your squaddies.  I know Cortez has some lines. 

I'm not expecting lots of romance stuff, or anything too Ash centric, but I do expect her to be a part of the story.

I'll buy it and let you guys know if you're not sure (as will others I'm sure).

[ImminentFatality]

Aurora313 wrote...

Dragon_Claw wrote...



Shep: Tell daddy you want it...
Ashley: I don't want - I take!. <3
Shep: There's my hellcat!
Ashley: Meow!

That's more like it.

This would so happen...........I just...................just......................................*Explosion* LOVE IT:O:O:O:O:O

[scotiej]

BP93 wrote...

A Beretta? You couldn't put down a bunch of squirrels with that, much less a bunch of zombies. Tell him he needs to upgrade and get something with a little more stopping power.

Preferably something American made (*cough* Colt *cough*), not that wimpy Italian crap. And you call yourself an Ash fan... Pffftt...

I haven't gone to the range myself lately, but I'm going to make a point of it before I ship out. You'd be surprised at how quickly you can lose your touch too, especially if you're a regular. Practice makes perfect.

I shot a bunch of guns in Borderlands, does that count for me?

[BP93]

Nope, sorry.

I will accept Nerf or Squirt guns though. Those are always fun.

[FahRENheit06]

BP93 wrote...

A Beretta? You couldn't put down a bunch of squirrels with that, much less a bunch of zombies. Tell him he needs to upgrade and get something with a little more stopping power.

Preferably something American made (*cough* Colt *cough*), not that wimpy Italian crap. And you call yourself an Ash fan... Pffftt...

I haven't gone to the range myself lately, but I'm going to make a point of it before I ship out. You'd be surprised at how quickly you can lose your touch too, especially if you're a regular. Practice makes perfect.

He has a Desert Eagle but thought it best not to frighten me off with recoil-happy guns on my first go. Besides, berettas work for Chris Redfield and our Left 4 Dead crew, so they can work for me besides, I think concentrated head and bullseye shots work regardless of the gun, neh? 

I wish I could get my hands on a sniper rifle and really test my accuracy. Give Garrus a run for his money XD

- Ren

[BP93]

@Ren... You haven't lived until you hit yourself in the nose because of the recoil blow back of a heavy gun. I remember when I first fired a Remington 870. Had a nice bruise on my forehead for about a week.

Tell your boyfriend you're ready for the big leagues.

[sporeian]

BadExamp1e wrote...

Dragon_Claw wrote...



Shep: Tell daddy you want it...
Ashley: Give it to me hard Daddy. <3

Fixed.

the phrase "Daddy" just seems so creepy to me!

[Dragon_Claw]

Im glad to have inspired people with that daddy line.  

[Dragon_Claw]

OneWomanArmy wrote...

BP93 wrote...

@Ren... You haven't lived until you hit yourself in the nose because of the recoil blow back of a heavy gun. I remember when I first fired a Remington 870. Had a nice bruise on my forehead for about a week.

Tell your boyfriend you're ready for the big leagues.

Hey I can relate, my first time with a gun was when I was 15 and started at the Airforce, I showed up in high heels and mini shorts (didnt know about the dress code), my instructor was standing behind me before I started to shoot because he knew I would fell backwards and boy did I fell and boy did he laugh lol

No black eyes from rifle butts?

[iHorizons]

^ I approve

[BadExamp1e]

BringBackNihlus wrote...

krukow wrote...

Dannycni wrote...

I'm a mad joker I am.

So what's the news about this new DLC coming out soon? Is it gonna have any Ash content? I don't know if I'm gonna buy it if there's not more Ashley. I take it it's not gonna be free

She's in it.  Gamble says there's way more dialogue than in LOTSB, and it's with your squaddies.  I know Cortez has some lines. 

I'm not expecting lots of romance stuff, or anything too Ash centric, but I do expect her to be a part of the story.

I'll buy it and let you guys know if you're not sure (as will others I'm sure).

I'm going to buy it too, and I'm not going to tell anyone anything.

YOU ASHHOLE!

Clever. I like it.