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[BadExamp1e]

ImminentFatality wrote...

Aurora313 wrote...

Dragon_Claw wrote...



Shep: Tell daddy you want it...
Ashley: I don't want - I take!. <3
Shep: There's my hellcat!
Ashley: Meow!

That's more like it.

This would so happen...........I just...................just......................................*Explosion* LOVE IT:O:O:O:O:O

Uh huh...

[Dragon_Claw]

ME + Skyrim



Shep´s renegade face guarantees domestic violence. RUN ASHLEY RUN!

Modifié par Dragon_Claw, 19 août 2012 - 09:42 .

[CptData]

Ashley: You know better, Skipper. Your girl is very needy of ... closeness
Shepard: *snickers* I guess so - you made me staying up all night.
Ashley: Can't help it. You just came back from the hospital, after three months of recovery. Someone had to test if everything has fully recovered.
Shepard. And ... did it?
Ashley: I dunno ... could you refresh my memory?
Shepard: "Hellcat" comes with a mixed blessing *laughs*
Ashley: "Meow" *smiles* ... Raaaaaaawrrrrrrrr *throws Shepard on his back and ... ^^

[BadExamp1e]

http://t1.gstatic.co...10ZB7BaGMi6Y7JX

[Dragon_Claw]

BadExamp1e wrote...

http://t1.gstatic.co...10ZB7BaGMi6Y7JX

Fixed...   :innocent:

Modifié par Dragon_Claw, 19 août 2012 - 09:50 .

[BadExamp1e]

Dragon_Claw wrote...

BadExamp1e wrote...

http://t1.gstatic.co...10ZB7BaGMi6Y7JX

Fixed...   :innocent:

Fixed again...

[CptData]

Poor Ash. BE wants to see her naked ... ^^
Well, I want that too.

But only after a long, romantic date. Something to "perfect" your evening, you know? ^^

[BadExamp1e]

I'd be happy with her in a bikini tbh.

[Aurora313]

Shepard: Vampire or Werewolf?
Ashley: I'm sorry... ?
Shepard: Playing an old earth game called 'Skyrim'.
 Ashley: Oh thank god. Thought you lost your mind for a minute.
Shepard: Ash, unlike some teenaged girls in early 21st century. I have class. Plus I'm a cyborg with the single sexiest woman in the galaxy as my girlfriend. Could kick their asses anyday.
Ashley: Could have kicked their asses anyway skipper.
Shepard: Well, yes. I could. But let's not stroke egos here.
Ashley: So, you're playing Skyrim and?
Shepard: And you can become a vampire or a werewolf. So, which do you think I should be?
Ashley: Why not just stay... whatever class you are and keep playing.
Shepard: I suppose. Haven't played a mage before, I might try it out.
Ashley: Personally, I prefer to play as a Thief. I get to keep what I steal. *sly smirk*
Shepard: *briefly lost for words* ...That is the single most sexiest thing I've heard you say all week.
'

EB Shepard = nerd shepard.

Modifié par Aurora313, 19 août 2012 - 10:11 .

[CptData]

BadExamp1e wrote...

I'd be happy with her in a bikini tbh.

Here you go, bro:

[BadExamp1e]

@Aurora; I bet they have a "roleplay" night... lol. Nerds r us.

@Data; Nice... Think she's modeling for Shepard there?

Modifié par BadExamp1e, 19 août 2012 - 10:20 .

[Aurora313]

Well, Shepard has reach but Ash has flexibility... so I'm guessing she'd probably dress up as cat-woman or Black widow for him once or twice.

[BadExamp1e]

Hellcat-woman and batman.

That was cat-woman in the new batman film right? I watched it a week ago... I'm not sure. :/

[CptData]

BadExamp1e wrote...

Hellcat-woman and batman.

That was cat-woman in the new batman film right? I watched it a week ago... I'm not sure. :/

I'm not in that badman-age anymore ... guess I simply want two normal characters getting hot for each other.

Uhh, and Ash hates posing for Shepard. She just did it on his birthday or so. Usually Shepard knows what he gets, so no need for posing. He gets the full package of Hellcat.

[Aurora313]

Shepard: Good lookin' assets and sassy personality are good enough for me, Cpt.
Ashley: Yeah. After all the award ceremonies, I don't think either of us are in the mood to play dress-up any time soon.
Shepard: What the missus said.
Ashley: That being said, you clean up nice, Skip'.
Shepard: Thanks Ash.
Ashley: The Admiral's bars are a nice touch.
Shepard: You're never gonna leave that alone, are you?
Ashley: Not any time soon.
Shepard: *groan*

Modifié par Aurora313, 19 août 2012 - 10:42 .

[BadExamp1e]

I wish someone would draw Ash wearing a Scottish footy shirt.

[iHorizons]

DAT ASH

[CptData]

Aurora313 wrote...

Shepard: Good lookin' assets and sassy personality are good enough for me, Cpt.
Ashley: Yeah. After all the award ceremonies, I don't think either of us are in the mood to play dress-up any time soon.
Shepard: What the missus said.
Ashley: That being said, you clean up nice, Skip'.
Shepard: Thanks Ash.
Ashley: The Admiral's bars are a nice touch.
Shepard: You're never gonna leave that alone, are you?
Ashley: Not any time soon.
Shepard: *groan*

*two years later*

Shepard: I really should have listened to Captain Kirk in that ol' movies ... "don't get promoted". I want my ship back.
Ashley: Only if the current captain resigns.
Shepard: That "current captain" is also my lover, Ash.
Ashley: *snickers* I know.
Shepard: I can't take away your ship, Ash.
Ashley: I know.
Shepard: *sigh* I hate my desk job. Well, I could get used to soft beds and not getting a gun shoved in my face on a daily basis but ... I miss going out there and CHANGING something.
Ashley: I know, Skipper ... *sigh* I miss you too. Why don't you pull some strings and make the Normandy to your flagship?
Shepard: I already asked Hackett. All he said was something like this: "and allow you to make my best captain a mother?" and then he laughed. Not sure if it was a "yes" or a "no".
Ashley: I knew it would backfire to marry. *laughs*

[Dragon_Claw]

BadExamp1e wrote...

I wish someone would draw Ash wearing a Scottish footy shirt.

How about a Danish claphat instead.  

[BadExamp1e]

Bro... no. Scottish shirt or GTFO.

CAN YOU DO IT!? OR CAN YOU NOT!?

[Dragon_Claw]

BadExamp1e wrote...

Bro... no. Scottish shirt or GTFO.

CAN YOU DO IT!? OR CAN YOU NOT!?

Shirt layers in GIMP looked like sh*t, so I just went with the hat...

[BadExamp1e]

This one would have been perfect.



Nah... I'm just kidding.

[Dragon_Claw]

OneWomanArmy wrote...

Dragon I hate those hats...

Well, get used to them. Because I´ve just conviced Bioware to put the hat in the next alternate costume DLC along with a vuvuzela. They give around 10% in extra armor & melee damage.