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[CptData]

Dragon_Claw wrote...

OneWomanArmy wrote...

Dragon I hate those hats...

Well, get used to them. Because I´ve just conviced Bioware to put the hat in the next alternate costume DLC along with a vuvuzela. They give around 10% in extra armor & melee damage.

God no.
I hate Vuvuzelas. And those hats look kinda stupid.
Same for beer-drinking hats. Guys who're too lazy to hold their own beer should die of thirst 

[BadExamp1e]

That's not very nice at all Data.

Do you know how many drunks set their drinks at their feet and then spill them? TOO MANY.

[CptData]

BadExamp1e wrote...

That's not very nice at all Data.

Do you know how many drunks set their drinks at their feet and then spill them? TOO MANY.

But if you get a punch in the face you also spill your drink -.-

Punching someone consuming a beer should be a crime. Spilling beer IS a crime, therefore making someone spill his beer should be a crime too.

[Aurora313]

Ashley: *wearing 'Not scottish? It's crap T-Shirt*
Shepard: *glaring at it*
Ashley: What?
Shepard: ... I'm Irish-Australian...
Ashley: Eek...
Shepard: Yeah - not such a funny shirt now, huh?
Ashley: Do you have to be a kill joy?
Shepard: ... mmmmmm  yes.

Modifié par Aurora313, 19 août 2012 - 12:14 .

[Dragon_Claw]

CptData wrote...

BadExamp1e wrote...

That's not very nice at all Data.

Do you know how many drunks set their drinks at their feet and then spill them? TOO MANY.

But if you get a punch in the face you also spill your drink -.-

Punching someone consuming a beer should be a crime. Spilling beer IS a crime, therefore making someone spill his beer should be a crime too.

You got punched in the face while drinking a beer?!?

[CptData]

^ no.


Back to this lass:

Modifié par CptData, 19 août 2012 - 12:21 .

[BadExamp1e]

"Back to this lass"

Okay, now you're doing it on purpose.

[Aurora313]

I don't drink, but to me. A ticket to hell is making me spill tea.
One - it's not cheap,
Two - you made me spill it, you bastard!
Three - its about the only thing that I could stomach during my HSC (last year of highschool) when I was battling a stomach infection at the same time.
Four- YOU MADE ME SPILL IT YOU BASTARD!


For my headcanon, interrupting Ash while she's pouring herself coffee or beer (if she's in a good mood) is a cardinal sin. For Shepard? Just talking to him while he's eating/drinking anything sets him off.

[CptData]

BadExamp1e wrote...

"Back to this lass"

Okay, now you're doing it on purpose.

I do what on purpose?

@Aurora:

Nah. My Shep is a talker while eating - with friends. He doesn't want to get disturbed by random persons while he's eating or drinking, friends are okay

[BadExamp1e]

Nvm. I'm heading out for an hour or two so....... talk to you later.

[Aurora313]

My Shepard usually multitasks while he's eating - either listening to music, or working on reports or - more often than not , both. He's a 'headphones in, world turns off' kind of guy... much like myself.

You might as well be talking to a wall if you want to speak to him during a meal. And he gets pissed if you interrupt either activity. Unless of course, you're Ashley, Fem!Shep or Kaidan. In which case, he'll just grumble on the surface, but otherwise doesn't really mind.

Modifié par Aurora313, 19 août 2012 - 12:45 .

[Dragon_Claw]

New Ash shot!

[Aurora313]

.... I miss writing Duet Effect. I've got an assignment due in a few days and I don't have the time to do so... and I'm sort of bummed about that. Writing fan fiction is usually my stress relief, along with multiplayer ME3 and going on long walks. Haven't done any of the three for the past week and a bit.

Funny how a disorganised bunch of wankers can turn what was meant to be a highly educational experience into a hellacious nightmare... not to mention, they make all my work feel redundant by doing it themselves behind my back...

And also, is it sad that I haven't even written Twin!Shep's induction into the SpecTRes yet, but I already have my Fem!Shep's ME2+3 outfits and reunion scenes with Shepard set in stone? (one ends with punches and half-hearted attempts to kill each other - that is not an exageration, they really do try to kill each other. The other ends with hugs, pride, promises of rescue and of course beer.)

Modifié par Aurora313, 19 août 2012 - 01:34 .

[Dragon_Claw]

For most of my life, I lived by these words...



It pissed off my parents.  

[Aurora313]

Shepard: Hey! There's a glass of water!
Ashley: But, It's half empty!
Kaidan: Not really, Ash. It's half-full.
Shepard: Not anymore.
Fem!Shep: Cause I just drank it. *trollface*

Sorry, Its past midnight and I just read the thing about the Pessimist, Optimist, Realist and Opportunist and realised just how well that fit my Duet Effect Headcanon. 
Shepard - Realist
Ashley - Pessimist
Kaidan - Optimist
Fem!Shep - Opportunist.

Gonna hit the hay before I start making less sense. See you guys next weekend... hopefully sooner if I'm lucky.

Modifié par Aurora313, 19 août 2012 - 02:19 .

[DWH1982]

Does anyone know what triggers Ash to consider you as having "cheated" or "moved on" in terms of Kelly?

It bothers me that she never shows up in my playthroughs. I never have dinner with her or even let her in my quarters because I don't want the game to flag me as being unfaithful to Ash. Is it possible to just have dinner with her, though, and not have Ash accuse you of cheating?

[Dragon_Claw]

DWH1982 wrote...

Does anyone know what triggers Ash to consider you as having "cheated" or "moved on" in terms of Kelly?

It bothers me that she never shows up in my playthroughs. I never have dinner with her or even let her in my quarters because I don't want the game to flag me as being unfaithful to Ash. Is it possible to just have dinner with her, though, and not have Ash accuse you of cheating?

Have dinner & save Kelly, then she shows up in ME3. And you can´t cheat on anyone with kelly, since she´s technical just a ****buddy, not true love...   :innocent:

Modifié par Dragon_Claw, 19 août 2012 - 03:48 .

[iSousek]

Ashley with some quasi-matrix style background

[survivor_686]

DWH1982 wrote...

Does anyone know what triggers Ash to consider you as having "cheated" or "moved on" in terms of Kelly?

It bothers me that she never shows up in my playthroughs. I never have dinner with her or even let her in my quarters because I don't want the game to flag me as being unfaithful to Ash. Is it possible to just have dinner with her, though, and not have Ash accuse you of cheating?

Kelly doesn't count as an LI.

[sporeian]

I don't know why, but I can picture Ash and Shepard getting intimate on that poker table in the Normandy's lounge.

Also, I hope to god those walls our soundproof, or the crews gonna have an awkward time around those two.

[krukow]

sporeian wrote...

I don't know why, but I can picture Ash and Shepard getting intimate on that poker table in the Normandy's lounge.

Also, I hope to god those walls our soundproof, or the crews gonna have an awkward time around those two.

Well, Shepard does have the entire top floor to himself...

[Dragon_Claw]

So, the time is now 21:43 and it´s 28°C in my apartment!

I´m sitting right next to my AC and it´s still hot as a pizza oven. Maybe I should go outside, make a bonfire & sacrifice a goat to Thor, so he can bring some rain. Summer time is some overrated S*IT!

[sporeaddict101]

It is so hot on the west coast right now. At least where I am... It's at least 100 outside right now...
But at least Ashley knows how to keep cool on a hot summer day