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[Dragon_Claw]

CptData wrote...

Dragon_Claw wrote...

Im pretty jealous at Hackett.

Kahlee Sanders is ****ing beautiful!  

She has something. And too bad she never get to meet Anderson again. Poor Kahlee 

Hackett is a badass grandpa that still gets the pretty girls I'm sure. And he doesn't need all the money like a Hugh Hefner - he simply has THAT charisma.
I wish I'd be like Hackett when I'm that old. Awesomesauce.

And if you didn´t know, he was also BORN IN LONDON!

[ExorioN PL]

OneWomanArmy wrote...

Miranda deserves better...

But Shepard is for Ash.

[CptData]

OneWomanArmy wrote...

Miranda deserves better...

I made it up for fun.
Plus she has a thing for awesome men - she's not that shallow, you know?

But guess you don't like Hackett then?



Kiss! 

[ExorioN PL]

[Dragon_Claw]

OneWomanArmy wrote...

Miranda deserves better...

I could totally see Miri hooking up with working man Joker.  

EDIT: Plus her mushy butt would soften the weight on Jokers legs.  

Modifié par Dragon_Claw, 23 août 2012 - 12:01 .

[CptData]

OneWomanArmy wrote...

She could take Vega

Vega seems to be more interested in Cortez

I mean, that dude refuses to do it with Lola!
How can a man NOT want to do it with fem!Shep


@OWA:
I just try to build up hope that one day, when I hit the fifties, I still can get the 30y girls

Modifié par CptData, 23 août 2012 - 12:06 .

[Dragon_Claw]

OneWomanArmy wrote...

CptData wrote...

OneWomanArmy wrote...

She could take Vega

Vega seems to be more interested in Cortez

I mean, that dude refuses to do it with Lola!
How can a man NOT want to do it with fem!Shep

I know, my fem shep tried and tried but he never made a move on her

That´s because your Femshep already was locked with Sam.  

[iSousek]

ExorioN PL wrote...

CptData wrote...
That "ol' grandpa" has a life expectation of at least another 40 or 50 years with very good health. And he's a badass

In Mass Effect 2 he had 51 years.

Yeah I always wondered what are the sources for the timeline. For example, according to mass wikia, Ashley enlisted when she was 16... which is a bit weird

Also, Hacket being  52 in ME 3 is also a bit off.

But my biggest question is how do they get the exact dates down? Like Ashley's birthday or Shepard's...

[CptData]

But I still love Ashley + Samantha.
That one generates a double-mass-effect-field for me. ^^

I could write a sexy lemon about those two ... but no.

Modifié par CptData, 23 août 2012 - 12:13 .

[Dragon_Claw]

OneWomanArmy wrote...

Dragon_Claw wrote...

OneWomanArmy wrote...

CptData wrote...

OneWomanArmy wrote...

She could take Vega

Vega seems to be more interested in Cortez

I mean, that dude refuses to do it with Lola!
How can a man NOT want to do it with fem!Shep

I know, my fem shep tried and tried but he never made a move on her

That´s because your Femshep already was locked with Sam.  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO LESBOOOOOOO'SSSS

YES!

[ExorioN PL]

Shepard birthday- somebody wrote on twitter (from Bioware).

Here

Modifié par ExorioN PL, 23 août 2012 - 12:24 .

[Dragon_Claw]

More sexy time!   <3

EDIT: Since love between 2 adults still is considered controversial & dangerous in some parts of the world, I have replaced the picture with one that´s more kid friendly...

Modifié par Dragon_Claw, 23 août 2012 - 02:17 .

[CptData]

That one hits rule 34 since you can see Ashley's secret place^^

Incredible sexy 'though :wub:

Modifié par CptData, 23 août 2012 - 12:44 .

[Dragon_Claw]

CptData wrote...

That one hits rule 34 since you can see Ashley's secret place^^

Incredible sexy 'though :wub:

I really didn´t see that before you pointed it out (no joke).

But, we are all adults here...

Modifié par Dragon_Claw, 23 août 2012 - 12:46 .

[CptData]

Well, at least Ash is displayed in a way she's not losing her dignity or something.
So I guess it's okay - besides that, it got posted earlier and no one minded it ^^

By the way, I'm not a big fan of muscle women, but this Ash is decent

Modifié par CptData, 23 août 2012 - 12:51 .

[Dragon_Claw]

Right on target!

[survivor_686]

Dragon_Claw wrote...

More sexy time!   <3

- Snip -

I appreciate good art as much as the next man, but lets keep it PG, lest Bioware descend upon us with the banhammer.

[Lawrence0294]

CptData wrote...

But you must say, Jacob has an ass.

Ash would, of course, deny. She has only eyes for one "darn fine ass" - and that's Shepard's rear.

Shepard: Understood, Admiral. Mission is critical as always.
Hackett: You'll do good, son. They didn't listen to our diplomats, but they WILL listen to you.
Shepard: What if they don't listen?
Hackett: That's up to you, Commander.
Shepard: Aye-aye. Thank you ... *long pause* ... Sir.
Hackett: Is everything alright?
Shepard: Yes ... I just ... some surprising event. Shepard out.
Hackett: Keep me posted. Hackett out.
Shepard: Ash! Stop that, I was in the middle of a briefing with Hackett!
Ashley: Sorry, Skip *laughs* ... I just had to rub your fine ass.
Shepard: And touch me at other places too?
Ashley: You know me - I don't believe it until I touch it. *snickers*
Shepard: I hope you know that this was a quantum communication meeting ...

*somewhere else*

Miranda: I never wanted to see this.
Hackett: Shepard getting groped by Williams?
Miranda: Don't worry, you also get your deal *kisses Hackett*
Hackett: Did I ever tell you I'm glad Shepard saved your sweet little ass?

(And yes, this is the ultimate shocker: Miri and Hackett in love!!!)
No offense, Miri-fans *g*

Kill it with fire 


Irrelevant, Miranda is already taken.......by SHEPARD

Modifié par kratos0294, 23 août 2012 - 01:58 .