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[Rudy Lis]

OneWomanArmy wrote...

But I need to watch my figure you know And preferably without hiking.....

Beware, if you have really nice figure you may be stricken by narcissism... Not that I'm experienced in these things - I'm ugly everywhere. "Keep moving, nothing to see here".

OneWomanArmy wrote...

Now you are just being mean.... 

On the other hand, this looks like ****...

Well, what can I do? I'm sick evil ****, I know it.
Tell me where exactly you have problems with quoting, maybe I can help after all.

OneWomanArmy wrote...

Why is the thread so dead tonight? Does people really have lives?

Eh? Who's there?
Life? What is it? I have some Khaak's arses to kick. And it's interesting. Not to mention I have Soviet Socialistic Republic of Norway to protect itself from British occupation. I mean there is gaming beyond Mass Effect PTSD.

OneWomanArmy wrote...

EDIT: AND @RUDY FORGOT TOP ASH!!!!

Nope. Not forget - didn't posted on purpose. If I don't have good image, I won't post any image, just to have any.

[Mimitochan]

We had this discussion lately on Kaidan's thread about his iconic armor and how it changed from ME1 to ME3.

Don't know if you've already seen this, thought I might share >

Mimitochan wrote...

Some thoughts about outfits...



"Laughing my ass off at Kaidan’s From Ashes DLC getup.

Ya know what, I think he would be able to pull off Liara’s From Ashes DLC outfit instead …

Also Ashley in heavy armor just because."

http://kxkrah.tumblr...-from-ashes-dlc

EDIT> also this >

Modifié par Mimitochan, 28 août 2012 - 07:49 .

[CptData]

Ashley: God ... the coffee maker is offline again.
Garrus: Same for the dextro resequencer.
Joker: Where's my daily issue of Hustler's?
Liara: You three look awful ... what's up? *cheerful voice*
Ashley: I can't get my morning coffee, Garrus will starve to death and Joker ... well, since EDI is under repair, he's back with the ol' stuff.
Liara: Oh. You mean Hustler's, Fornax, Playboy, Peepboy and Asari Secret?
Joker: I'm just missing the first one, Liara.
Liara: Why don't you use the extranet, Jeff?
Joker: 'cause someone locked down my account. *annoyed sound* Some freakish admin.
Ashley: Oops ...
Joker: What?
Ashley: I told that admin she can use my coffee maker if she locks down your account ...
Joker: What? Why did you do that?
Garrus: Who damaged my resequencer?!
Joker: Just tell me who "she" is. Samantha? Gabby? Tali? You?
Ashley: Do I look like someone who sabotages my own coffee maker?
Joker: No, but you look like someone who doesn't like me watching naked women while they're at their best.
Liara: Sounds legit ... why don't you watch me and Samantha instead? *purr*
Joker: ... right ... *cough*
Ashley: Okay ... I'm going to regret this, it was-
Tali: Good morning you four. Why the sad faces?
Ashley: ... you! It was Tali, Jeff.
Joker: Why did you sabotage my account?!
Garrus: And why did you destroy my resequencer?!
Tali: What? No, no, you got it wrong. I just blocked incoming traffic for Jeff. Then I got thirsty and had a sudden taste for coffee - but that stupid coffee maker can't do dextro coffee.
Ashley: Wait, so you had to take Garrus' dextro resequencer appart ...
Garrus: ... and use some of its parts to construct a coffee maker with dextro coffee ...
Tali: ... yes!
Ashley: And why's it broken?
Tali: It needs 230 Volts, but your stupid maker only has 110 Volts, Ashley.
Joker: Burned ...
Liara: Hello? No one wants to watch me and Sam making out?
Traynor: You didn't tell me you want to do it in front of the crew!
Shepard: *comes in* I should go. *gets out*

[Rudy Lis]

OneWomanArmy wrote...

If you couldnt tell already, I have been struck by narcissism, it wasn't that hard... And I am kinda proud of it.....

Like Charname told to Jaheira "who am I to judge?"
So I don't look for flaws in other people. Unless ordered to. But those days are long gone.

OneWomanArmy wrote...

Evil is good and well there is a gentleman in you after all then

Evil is good, eh? Dungeon keeper much?

OneWomanArmy wrote...

It's nothing to be embarrased about... Just because I caught it... Don't worry, others forget it too

I say again (cake for reference, Hellfire excluded, he knows that too well), I didn't forget, I didn't put it on purpose.

OneWomanArmy wrote...
Edit: Hheeeeyyy I multi quoted right in the very first try

Well, sometimes invective language help people to achieve something they cannot during conventional meanings. Take beaware support, for instance. While I was polite nobody even tried to help be. As soon as I stopped being one and started to use obscene language help arrived.
Speaking of which: BadExample - you have two days gap to bake the cake! After that you be as bad as beaware support and even worse afterwards. You want that kind of achievement, mister?

OneWomanArmy wrote...

@RUDY NO TOP ASH AGAIN????? TSK TSK TSK 2 PAGES IN A ROW, IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO FIND A GOOD ASH PIC YOU KNOW......

Despite that little fact that I'm strong conservative and stability proponent, unlike certain canadiens, I despise recycling and using old ideas. It cause stagnation. Which is not good. Saying "sugar" many times doesn't add any sweetness. Even if someone really sweet saying that for you. Of course, maybe those sweets I've met were of artificial sweetner, who knows.

And to keep you happy, almost top ash.

[ExorioN PL]

@Data
Shepard had largest fragment of this dialogue.

[Rudy Lis]

OneWomanArmy wrote...

Heey... That's not a flaw...

Okay, "trait".

OneWomanArmy wrote...

Maybe...

Best way to produce imps?

OneWomanArmy wrote...

Okay I believe you... Don't be sad.

Me? Sad?

OneWomanArmy wrote...

I guess I better curse more often then

Depends.

OneWomanArmy wrote...

Is it okay I just lol'ed at this?

But of course! That's whats for it was created in first place!

OneWomanArmy wrote...

Thanks for keeping me happy with the pic then, even though I simply can not spot Ash in it...

Hmm... Let's try this one instead then. Reused on purpose. Seems I'm being the only one who doesn't dislike Kaidan or Carth...

Modifié par Rudy Lis, 28 août 2012 - 09:30 .

[CptData]

^ I noticed Kaidan after 3 seconds ...
Which also means I'm no true Ashleymancer ...

[CptData]

^ you hurt my soul, OWA.
I have an idea: if I grow sideburns, am I like Kaidan then?

[Rudy Lis]

CptData wrote...

^ I noticed Kaidan after 3 seconds ...
Which also means I'm no true Ashleymancer ...

On Elvis' tune:
"Don't cry, Data
Data, please, don't cry".

Speaking of which...

Let's add a little bit of my idiocy. Picture to create proper mood:

Shepard: A-a-a-a-a-akh, po-o-od so-osno-oyu,
Ashley: O_o
Shepard: po-o-od zele-eno-oyu,
Ashley: o_O
Shepard: Spat' polozhi-i-i-ite vy-y-y-y me-e-enya-a-a!
Ashley: *Shrugs*
Shepard: Ay-lyuli, lyuli, ay-lyuli, lyuli,
Spat' polozhi-i-i-ite vy-y-y-y me-e-enya-a-a!
Ashley: *shakes her head, telling she has no idea*
Shepard&Dubyansky: Ka-a-a-a-a-a...
Ashley: *Still shakes her head*
Shepard&Dubyansky: a-a-a-alin-ka, kalin-ka, kalin-ka moya!
V sadu yagoda malinka, malinka moya!
Ekh, Kalinka, kalinka, kalinka moya!
V sadu yagoda malinka, malinka moya!
Dubyansky: Ekh, Kalinka, kalinka, kalinka moya!
V sadu yagoda malinka, malinka moya!
Shepard: A-a-a-a-a-akh, so-osyonushka ty-y-y zyelyenaya,
Nye shumi zhe nado mnoy!
Shepard&Dubyansky: Ay-lyuli, lyuli, ay-lyuli, lyuli,
Shepard: Nye shumi ty na-a-ado-o-o-o mno-o-o-o-oy!
Shepard&Dubyansky:  Ka-a-a-a-alin-ka, kalin-ka, kalin-ka moya!
V sadu yagoda malinka, malinka moya!
Ekh, Kalinka, kalinka, kalinka moya!
V sadu yagoda malinka, malinka moya!
Dubyansky: Ekh, Kalinka, kalinka, kalinka moya!
V sadu yagoda malinka, malinka moya!
Shepard: A-a-a-a-a-akh, kra-a-a-asa-a-a-avi-itsa, dusha-dyevitsa,
Polyubi zhe ty menya!
Shepard&Dubyansky: Ay-lyuli, lyuli, ay-lyuli, lyuli,
Shepard: Po-o-o-olyu-u-u-ubi-i-i zhe-e-e ty-y-y-y menya-a-a-a-a-!
Ashley: O_O
Shepard&Dubyansky: Ka-a-a-a-alin-ka, kalin-ka, kalin-ka moya!
V sadu yagoda malinka, malinka moya!
Ekh, Kalinka, kalinka, kalinka moya!
V sadu yagoda malinka, malinka moya!
Ekh, Kalinka, kalinka, kalinka moya!
V sadu yagoda malinka, malinka moya!

OneWomanArmy wrote...

Much better, thank you!

My pleasure.

OneWomanArmy wrote...

Sure... Why not...

So... you haven't played dungeon keeper.

OneWomanArmy wrote...

Yeah... You... sad...

Me? Sad? He-he.

See above. Or below:
Ekh, Kalinka, kalinka, kalinka moya!
V sadu yagoda malinka, malinka moya!

It's good to be concussed guy - people react normally on your quirks: "hey, he got concussion after all".

OneWomanArmy wrote...

It does...

Don't do that at home and you'll be fine.

OneWomanArmy wrote...

How nice of you to make me laugh like that

*mimicing salarian voice* My aim is to please.

OneWomanArmy wrote...

No not the only one... in fact I want Kaidan in real life too but he is no where to be found..

Well, I'm not biotic, haven't been on jump zero, but I can tell you about my migraines.

OneWomanArmy wrote...

Edit: And thank you! I could actually see Ashley in that picture, was that the first Ashley pic you ever posted on this thread?

Are you kidding me?
Those were first. I think. I have amnesia after all, can't remember ALL things:

Modifié par Rudy Lis, 28 août 2012 - 10:17 .

[CptData]

^ that one is cute =)

[Rudy Lis]

CptData wrote...

^ that one is cute =)

Which "one", D, there are 7 of them? And haven't you seen them when I post them first time? I mean forum not rules, it sucks, especially when it comes to searching...

[CptData]

Obviously not - and I meant the last series of pictures. I didn't understand the first one, wrong language.

[Rudy Lis]

CptData wrote...

Obviously not - and I meant the last series of pictures.

Strange, I though you liked them for first time I posted them. Or it wasn't you?
Oh, anyway.

CptData wrote...

I didn't understand the first one, wrong language.

You did, you tricky one.
I promised a friend to do that. But if you want, I can sing Lili Marlen for you. Sorry, but other than that, Modern Talking and some Scorpions' I don't much of German music. classic excluded. But I can't sing most of them, only hum or whistle.

OneWomanArmy wrote...

No... I haven't...

Aha!

OneWomanArmy wrote...

Lol?

Va parke Chaeer, raspuskayutsa rosy...

OneWomanArmy wrote...

So that language can only be taught when you hit your head? Nice!

Ushanka may be displeased with that.

OneWomanArmy wrote...

Hehehe...... You just need blue paint lol

Rogin?
What for blue?

OneWomanArmy wrote...

It's okay, you are probably just senile

Not that old yet. Just concussion caused amnesia. Or two. Hard to say, if I don't remember, right?

Modifié par Rudy Lis, 28 août 2012 - 11:10 .

[Rudy Lis]

OneWomanArmy wrote...

Hey you are the one who said that you had concussion when speaking that language... Not me... Are you seeing this Ushka? He said that not me!!!!

Don't juggle with it.

OneWomanArmy wrote...

So you can be blue like Kaidan

Ah, like moody blue, right?
Oh, Moody blue,
Tell me who I'm talking to
You're like the night and day
And it's hard to say
Which one is you.

OneWomanArmy wrote...

You tell me... How hard did you hit your head?

I didn't hit my head.

[iHorizons]

Who is Kaidan?

[BadExamp1e]

iHorizons wrote...

Who is Kaidan?

A good kid. 

[Aurora313]

Post-War Family picnic.



Kaidan: Where the hell is she already?
Ashley: We've been waiting here for two minutes! Calm down for god's sake.
Kaidan: Two hours, Williams. Not two minutes.
Ashley: Really? That long?
Kaidan: Yes, that long. You, uh, you didn't realise that Shepard's been asleep for almost an hour already?
Ashley: I hadn't realised! Skipper, are you asleep?
Shepard: Not any more - cheers very much.
Ashley: Sorry, Skip.
Kaidan: Where the hell would Kat be right now?
Shepard: Am I my sister's keeper, Alenko? Thought I dumped that on you when I let you date her.
Kaidan: Are older siblings usually like this?
Ashley: No - just the jackasses.
Shepard: Love you too, dear. Calm down for god's sake Alenko. The Galaxy isn't ending any time in the next hour, we can afford to wait.
Kaidan: Its just not like her to be so slack with appointments.
Ashley: This is hardly an appointment, Kaidan, just a picnic. Its not like you're going to ask her to mar-
Shepard: Don't even finish that word Ash. I swear to god, I will punch the crap out of the next living thing I see if you do.
Kaidan: *uncomfortable*
Ashley: Such a baby.

*half an hour later*

Ashley: Ok, now I'm getting bored. Why is she so late?!
Shepard: Because -
Fem!Shep: Because there's no galaxy big enough to handle the both of our Egos!
Kaidan: In other words, you forgot?
Fem!Shep: Yeah - I forgot. And the whole ego thing.
Ashley: Yeah. Right. If the galaxy can survive the Reapers, I think it can surviving having the two of you on the same planet.
Shepard: Mmm... I don't know.
Kaidan: Shepard.
Shepard: Kidding.
Ashley: Now, I don't know about you biotic people, but I'm bloody hungry. So who wants the turkey?
Fem!Shep: Dibs!
Shepard: Di - f*ck!
Kaidan+Ashley: *lmao*

Modifié par Aurora313, 28 août 2012 - 12:48 .