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[CptData]

Kaidan, Ash and Shepard ... this:

[Dragon_Claw]

Ashley to the rescue!   <3

[Lawrence0294]

CptData wrote...

@kratos0294
I thought Mirimancers and Ashmancers were quite friendly to each other already ... but okay

 

Oh sure, it's just now, it's more official 

And yes we need a banner

[Dragon_Claw]

Here is a dramatic reenactment of OWA´s friday night starring Ashley.  


By Rastifan

[iSousek]

Dragon_Claw wrote...

Here is a dramatic reenactment of OWA´s friday night starring Ashley.  


By Rastifan

Uhmmm.. that pic is too small.

[Dragon_Claw]

^ Right click, show picture & then laugh.

[iSousek]

Not funny, distasteful. But that's just me maybe.

[CptData]

Poor Ash.

And I doubt OWA is doing that.
She hates drunken people ^^

[Aurora313]

Dragon_Claw wrote...

Ashley to the rescue!   <3

Shepard: *stumbles out of Atlas, faceplants. Giggles drunkenly.*
Ashley: 'Won't get  drunk' he says. 'Won't drink-drive' he says. Why do I even bother? Next time, I'm not saving his ass!

Or alternatively:
Ashley: Quick! EDI! Cover me while I have my wicked way with him!

Modifié par Aurora313, 01 septembre 2012 - 11:55 .

[CptData]

Still, poor Ash. She would never do that.
Getting drunk? Check.
Do something stupid? Nah.
Hit on Liara? NO NO NO NO NO!

=)

[CptData]

OneWomanArmy wrote...

^ Maybe you wanna see Kaidan dance instead? ^

Looks like a modded Shepard

Why's that everyone believes Shepard can't dance 'though the rest of the NPCs use a similar set of moves?

[Dragon_Claw]

CptData wrote...

OneWomanArmy wrote...

^ Maybe you wanna see Kaidan dance instead? ^

*snip*

Looks like a modded Shepard

Why's that everyone believes Shepard can't dance 'though the rest of the NPCs use a similar set of moves?

Rushed production?!?

On another note. Were I the only one, that was disapointed, not to see Jack bust her moves for more than 2 seconds?

Modifié par Dragon_Claw, 01 septembre 2012 - 12:58 .

[BadExamp1e]

 But... But.... Ashley did get smashed.... remember? Not sure if it was a Friday though...

[CptData]

BadExamp1e wrote...

 But... But.... Ashley did get smashed.... remember? Not sure if it was a Friday though...

Ash didn't get raunchy with Liara.

[BadExamp1e]

CptData wrote...

BadExamp1e wrote...

 But... But.... Ashley did get smashed.... remember? Not sure if it was a Friday though...

Ash didn't get raunchy with Liara.

Does that mean when she got drunk.... her and Vega...?.... 

Yeah, she was still wearing clothes - it's good. 

[Dragon_Claw]

OneWomanArmy wrote...

Dragon_Claw wrote...

CptData wrote...

OneWomanArmy wrote...

^ Maybe you wanna see Kaidan dance instead? ^

*snip*

Looks like a modded Shepard

Why's that everyone believes Shepard can't dance 'though the rest of the NPCs use a similar set of moves?

Rushed production?!?

On another note. Were I the only one, that was disapointed, not to see Jack bust her moves for more than 2 seconds?

Yeah...

Right right, I get it.

Jack´s a woman & you are still not a lesbian...

[CptData]

BadExamp1e wrote...

CptData wrote...

BadExamp1e wrote...

 But... But.... Ashley did get smashed.... remember? Not sure if it was a Friday though...

Ash didn't get raunchy with Liara.

Does that mean when she got drunk.... her and Vega...?.... 

Yeah, she was still wearing clothes - it's good. 

I hope not ...

Ashley: Lieutenant James Vega ...
Vega: Uh-oh ... hang on, Cortez. The LC needs me.
Cortez: I wish you would come when I need you, James.
Vega: We better keep it professional.
Cortez: That's what you always say ... before doing your push-ups right in front of me.
Vega: Do I need to say I love audience? *snickers*
Ashley: Are you done?
Vega: Sure thing, LC.
Ashley: Fine, Lieutenant. I need to talk to you ... ask you something. What did happen in that night when you gave me that bottle?
Vega: That night ... lemme remember ... I gave you that bottle after you started talking to me that "you want your Skipper back" and all the jazz. Thought you need something to get easier.
Ashley: "Easier"? So something DID happen?
Vega: "Easier" in the meaning of blow off some steam.
Ashley: That doesn't sound more appropriate, Lieutenant.
Vega: Okay. What line does convince you nothing happened that would make you feeling bad?
Ashley: The truth.
Vega: The brutal truth? No nice words and such?
Ashley: That's what I want to hear.
Vega: Jimmy Vega, that's me, did not screw the LC, that's you, when she was drunk.
Ashley: What ... ?
Vega: Me no doing you, comprendere?
Ashley: I got that, Lieutenant. I just don't understand why you think I thought this?
Vega: You didn't ... ? Oh sh*t ... James, now you're screwed.
Ashley: No. I'm just wondering why Liara isn't talking to me anymore.
Vega: Oh ... that.
Ashley: Explain.
Vega: You ... kinda got raunchy with her. Steve had to stop it.
Cortez: Indeed, I had! Didn't want to see my manly lair spoiled by two naked women!
Vega: There you go, LC.
Ashley: Wait, I didn't ...
Vega: You did. Well ... you nearly did. In the end only Liara lost her top, but you started to unbotton your suit too, so ...
Ashley: *sigh* ... no more alcohol for you, Ash.
Shepard: Hey you three. I just saw the security vids of that evening you three and Liara had. Nice boobs, by the way.
Ashley: I wanna die.

[Dragon_Claw]

^    Poor Ashley. Always getting into a jam.

[BadExamp1e]

Bah - I'm gonna play Bioshock.  See you all laterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. 

Modifié par BadExamp1e, 01 septembre 2012 - 01:48 .