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krukow wrote...

MASSEFFECTfanforlife101 wrote...

Say sorry for what? I had to be specific. I'm not even trolling. I don't even troll. 


Killing Ashley.

You killed her.

Say you're sorry, or I'll kill Miranda in my current playthrough and post pics till they ban me.



...I won't really kill Miranda.


Don't take it personally, he's just to afraid to be ninja manced. Luis would probably kill Liara if he could.

Edit: Top Ash.

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BTW, looking for an image to post here, there are a few Ashley/Vega pics and some NSFW Miranda/Ashley. How weird that people would ship them?

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Time Laspe wrote...
The mars rover landing. I think it was you, Spore and, I still up for that. 

Awww, crap, you're right!  I owe you a toast sometime, you pick when/why.

@babi
I don't think Luis is the only one who would kill Liara...


I wouldn't, but I wish it was an option.

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Babi_Siha wrote...

krukow wrote...

MASSEFFECTfanforlife101 wrote...

Say sorry for what? I had to be specific. I'm not even trolling. I don't even troll. 


Killing Ashley.

You killed her.

Say you're sorry, or I'll kill Miranda in my current playthrough and post pics till they ban me.



...I won't really kill Miranda.


Don't take it personally, he's just to afraid to be ninja manced. Luis would probably kill Liara if he could.


Wait. Does Ashley ninja mance? I know Liara does. My god does she. :pinched:

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Babi_Siha wrote...

krukow wrote...

MASSEFFECTfanforlife101 wrote...

Say sorry for what? I had to be specific. I'm not even trolling. I don't even troll. 


Killing Ashley.

You killed her.

Say you're sorry, or I'll kill Miranda in my current playthrough and post pics till they ban me.



...I won't really kill Miranda.


Don't take it personally, he's just to afraid to be ninja manced. Luis would probably kill Liara if he could.


Actually, no. I decided to change the VS a long time ago. It helped make My Story feel More "Personal."

Anyway Ashley WILL be the VS in My FemShep's Story.

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Time Laspe wrote...Wait. Does Ashley ninja mance? I know Liara does. My god does she. :pinched:



You all are a bit unfair to Liara.  Divorce her from her unfair content ratio (Math TL!) and she's a cool character who's a very good friend to Shep.

She doesn't ninja mance.

...she might mind rape though, jury's still out on that one...

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Time Laspe wrote...

Wait. Does Ashley ninja mance? I know Liara does. My god does she. :pinched:


Well, I guess in the first and second game everybody ninjamances, all it takes is choosing the powerful and efficient option "I want to talk about you" and bang, everyone is in love. Though in the first game that only happens with Liara, I believe Ashley really is all about choosing the right dialogue choices.

krukow wrote...

You all are a bit unfair to Liara.  Divorce her from her unfair content
ratio (Math TL!) and she's a cool character who's a very good friend to
Shep.

She doesn't ninja mance.

...she might mind rape though, jury's still out on that one...


Come on, I like Liara. She is in fact a very good friend and she doesn't mind rape Shepard, one would assume Shepard would notice if his/hers DNA was being mapped. ;)

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Liara is cool actually. They could have toned her down a bit in ME3. Her visits to my Shep's cabin was starting to irritate me.

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Ash has always wanted a dog, but with her constant moving around as a kid, it would just be unfair to get one. Now that she’s settled down, the war is over, she says ‘hey, why not.’ But she ain’t the type to go for a quiet lap-dog; she wants a pup she can wrestle with, a pup that’ll knock her over when she sits on her lap, a pup that’ll take up most of the bed when they attempt to sleep together. She gets herself a little lady Rottweiler. It’s a perfect match; they’re both stubborn, intelligent, and exceedingly loyal—with just a touch of that sass that shows that they won’t take **** from no one. She calls her Rottie Kai—after the only man she would have ever settled down with.



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Mesina2 wrote...






She calls her Rottie Kai—after the only man she would have ever settled down with.

WUT?

are you being a dick, or is that your Shep's name?

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krukow wrote...

WUT?

are you being a dick, or is that your Shep's name?


Don't ask me.

I have not created this.


Click image and it will send you to the creator of this, so ask him.

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I BLAME YOU!

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I like the pic. It's cool. Don't see her as Rottweiler gal, though.

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Time Laspe wrote...

It's hilarious to see Spore go off about Vega.


Pfft you thought that was going off? You should see what else I say about him. I would probably get banned though :devil:

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You are vega sporeaddict.

Everybody is on to you.

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krukow wrote...

Time Laspe wrote...

It's hilarious to see Spore go off about Vega.

Spore secretly is Vega, just trying to throw us off the scent...

I'm on to you spore...



How'd you know!? Yes I am Vega...because he's stupid enough to talk smack about himself :lol:

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sporeaddict101 wrote...

krukow wrote...

Time Laspe wrote...

It's hilarious to see Spore go off about Vega.

Spore secretly is Vega, just trying to throw us off the scent...

I'm on to you spore...



How'd you know!? Yes I am Vega...because he's stupid enough to talk smack about himself :lol:

You can't trick me james!!

Did you buy the firepack DLC yet?  Ashley wants a harrier...

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@krukow Well you know what?!......you......you're......secretly JACOB!!!
There you left me to no comebacks since you still think I'm VEGA...so I called you that...

No I have not. Planning to tomorrow. Imma use it for the Cerberus base.
Ashley is awesome! Sorry for getting off topic...

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CptData wrote...

You know what I mean.


How could I know?Posted Image


CptData wrote...

Let's ignore the 5-rank-jump for a while and check out Ash in ME1: does she feel like someone that could become a capable commander one day?



I guess somebody do not read what I was writing or read that diagonally.
You remember when I wrote about Wermacht officer’s training, do you? That’s why I like that system, it allows carefully evaluate each candidate help to find proper place for him. And good NCOs are hard to find. Speaking of which, there were only TWO non-officers in game – Jenkins and Williams. Each and everyone else are officers. Well, I guess saving Galaxy isn’t that hard.


CptData wrote...

I can see your issues there, but given the fact, that:

- Garrus, a cop that has thing for "breaking the rules" gets promoted that sky-high several long-year Generals salute to him and call him "Sir"? Next time someone will make him to a Primarch O.o

- Liara, a scientist, becomes the galaxy's most powerful person?

- Tali, a young Quarian that spent most of her adult life (so far) on board of the Normandy, suddenly got promoted to an Admiral?

Uhh ... think huge leaps in careers are quite common in ME.




I think I already told to ignore ME3 nonsense, no? Probably more than once.

Quarians like bioware – proved they don’t know ****, so “case closed”.

Liara’s plot has several points what doesn’t fits for me (conflicts to each other, or look strange on the long run or in big picture), so I stick to Mass Reject version of practical joke from real Shadow Broker.

As for Garrus, he said that himself, he is the closest thing they got to expert, so they made him a leader of his Task Force (Reapers?). Given generally strict hierarchy within Turian society, I guess some humans need to learn something from them. Before you object (I know you willPosted Image) it exists even within our military. For example, Reconnaissance platoon commander, rank Lieutenant also designated as Chief sportsmanship instructor, so during sport events he has right to command anyone, including those who stood above him in rank, including his direct commander – Chief of Staff. Another officer, for example tank battalion commander, ranked Major, could be Chief financial officer of the unit, so, besides his direct duties, he also has financial responsibility, reports directly to unit commander regarding financial questions and, regarding financial questions, he has superiority over any other officer in unit. So if the Turians have some resemblance of Chain of command, saluting and calling anyone “sir” should be fairly normal (but strange that such well-mannered guy as Garrus didn’t saluted back; maybe Turians have regulation allowing you not to, if you hold gun in your arms?). And final, Garrus said they made him advisor. So until I see Turian AR, FM, TM, and whatever else they got, saying that advisor’s command is final and overrule any commander’s order, I’d say his position and his “suggestions” are recommendatory by their nature, so it’s up to commander whether to heed them, or ignore them. And salutes and “sir”? Maybe part of regulations, requiring everyone to salute to person, bearing “advisor” title.

CptData wrote...

Ashley's promotion doesn't feel odd here.



But of course! If percentage of anomalies became greater then percentage of normal things, anomalies begin to look normally and normal things begin to look like anomalies.


CptData wrote...

Who knows what made her to a LC.


Exactly. There was no war, there were no massive losses in officers' corps, when you need anyone experienced, there is no logical explanation how somebody could rocket-jump through 3 ranks in 6 months. Unless all that time she always bear that rank, was older than she told you and you loved another person.Posted Image

In parallel, there is no explanation why Kaidan moved from Staff Lt in ME1 to Staff Cdr in ME2 (LtCdr anyone? a bit too high jump for 2 years and 14 days (plus some travels to gather Garrus, Mordin, Grunt and Jack, given fact we have no data on transportational system, it's hard to pinpoint exact numbers, only approximate ones), even if Kaidan's promotion to LtCdr arrived during ME1 events and he was promoted to before Normandy being blown-up.


CptData wrote...

I keep it that way.



Of course you will. “Because it’s Ash”.
And now, for a moment, exclude Ashley Williams from this story. Not necessary to replace her with character you hate, just remove all personal attachments to that character. And try to evaluate all what’s left.

CptData wrote...

By the way: Hackett is not that old. Isn't he in his fifties or something? For one that started as a Serviceman 3rd grade, his career skyrocketed to Fleet Admiral within 30 - 35 years of service. That's as unlikely as Ashley's career and still you accept the lore ...



I wrote several date tables on Hackett before, but since you don’t read my posts anyway, I won’t repost them againPosted Image. But TL;DR version of them: if you apply Shepard’s, Alenko’s or especially Williams rise through ranks, you’ll notice how odd Hackett’s, Anderson’s and Shepard’s mom’s rank ladders look. But if you compare their rank ladders with rank ladders of existing (IRL) officers of similar grades, you’ll notice they actually begin to fall in normal pattern and it is Shepard Jr, Alenko and Williams who fall out of pattern. Maybe Anderson spending a bit too much time in his Captain’s rank, but that could have two explanations – either he wants to have “active” job, not much of a strategist/tactician, or that’s penalty for being gradated as some lieutenant at age 20 and in same time being  full-fledged member of N7 (somehow – first, they what, trained him alone?).

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sporeaddict101 wrote...

@krukow Well you know what?!......you......you're......secretly JACOB!!!


Some things can't be unsaid.  Some things can't be taken back.


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sporeaddict101 wrote...

@krukow Well you know what?!......you......you're......secretly JACOB!!!
There you left me to no comebacks since you still think I'm VEGA...so I called you that...

No I have not. Planning to tomorrow. Imma use it for the Cerberus base.
Ashley is awesome! Sorry for getting off topic...


Damn. That's harsh...

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Time Laspe wrote...

I like the pic. It's cool. Don't see her as Rottweiler gal, though.



Ashley is German Shepard gal! 
                                 

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Replayed ME3's ending today

Gotta say.... Still pretty... pretty butthurt about it.

#46548
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Well you know what!? Now ya know how it feels...

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sporeian wrote...

Replayed ME3's ending today

Gotta say.... Still pretty... pretty butthurt about it.


Same. That's why you gotta use that headcanon. 

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Time Laspe wrote...

sporeaddict101 wrote...

@krukow Well you know what?!......you......you're......secretly JACOB!!!
There you left me to no comebacks since you still think I'm VEGA...so I called you that...

No I have not. Planning to tomorrow. Imma use it for the Cerberus base.
Ashley is awesome! Sorry for getting off topic...


Damn. That's harsh...





Not as harsh as calling me....VEGA! :(....:crying: