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[Aurora313]

... Quiet thread is quiet. Essay writing is boring. Packaging and critical analyse is bullsh!t.

Modifié par Aurora313, 08 septembre 2012 - 09:32 .

[Dragon_Claw]

Mass Effect: Friendship is magic  

[Aurora313]

OT3 ^
Should it be called 'Shepleyko'?

[Rudy Lis]

BP93 wrote...

+1

You can't deny the woman had a little anger built up inside of her that she would have loved to dish out at the beginning of the game. :happy:

Yeah, and all you got was that lousy t-shirt "Cerberus talk".

Women... They talk about it... Then think about it... *sigh* Then talk about it some more!

Aurora313 wrote...

Should it be called 'Shepleyko'?

Shepiamsko? Willipardko?
Hm, sound a bit Ukranian.

[Dragon_Claw]

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[Rudy Lis]

Dragon_Claw wrote...

Hey guys, please check out my new artwork!  

Kinda cute, but IMHO missing some funny phrase from Sam and spooked Shep's face. Or vice-versa. Maybe even better that way.



Morning, mess hall. Shepard crafting something near tech-panel, where food-warmers located.
Ashley: Morning, skip. Want some coffee?
Shepard: I don’t drink coffee, I drink kvass, my dear.
I don’t eat toasts, I eat blins.
Be yourself, no matter what they say.
Ashley: I take it as you don’t want coffee.
Shepard: Mhm.
Ashley: What you doing?
Kaidan walks in: Morning, folks.
Ashley: Mornings, LT.
Shepard: Hi, Dan.
Ashley: Why so gloom, LT?
Shepard: Migraine again?
Kaidan: Yeah.
Shepard walks off to fridge, put can to the table.
Kaidan: What’s that?
Shepard: Pickled cucumbers.
Kaidan: I noticed. But what for?
Shepard: From your migraine. If it’s mild enough, they’ll help.
Ashley: How do you know?
Shepard fishing out one of cucumbers: I’ve been introduced to wonderful family of concussions long ago. Torfan’s was the worst.
Ashley, using Shepard’s absence near his “workplace” comes closer and studies it: What is that? Two razor blades, bobbin, matches, some wires… Is that what they taught you on N7?
Shepard, relishing cucumber: You language rather primitive, though littered with meaningless, amorphous words, clogging point behind massive nedlessly long constructions...
Ashley: What?
Kaidan: He means there is no word to describe this device uniquely; every existing word suggests something else.
Ashley: You know what is that?
Shepard: Of course he does, he partially Russian.
Ashley: So it’s not N7 device.
Shepard&Kaidan: No.
Shepard bends over and places something big on table.
Ashley: Oh my god, Mako’s rim? What is that?
Shepard: Hot plate.
Ashley: A hot plate? What the hell you doing?
Shepard walks back to his workplace and removes towel from some object it was covering: I’m tired eating those “meals rejected by Ethiopia”. Want some decent food.
Ashley recognizes object: Hey, that’s my helmet!
Shepard, distantly, while whisking something inside helmet: Decomissioned.
Ashley: But it’s mine!
Shepard: You decommissioned it yourself. Wrote-off. Discarded. Plus, I requisitioned you new heavy Colossus X, and Phoenix X, since you seem to like that brand. Why you need your old medium one?
Ashley: I used to it… Kinda.
Shepard: Yeah, yeah, “when we first met you wore white”.
Ashley: *blushing*
Shepard: It has broken visor and its actuator, not to mention face sealing plates were unable to fold down. Unsuitable for hazardous environments.
Ashley: Ehm, but why you need that?
Shepard: Dough.
Ashley: Dough?!
Shepard: Dough. How I’m supposed to bake something without it?
Ashley picks up something big: Eh… It looks like another Mako’s rim.
Shepard, taking it from her arms: Same. We just cut it and turn to frying pan.
Ashley: Pancakes?
Shepard, pouring dough on pan: Bliny.
Ashley: What’s the difference?
Kaidan, melancholically, still crunching cucumbers: “Leavening agent”.
Shepard: Yeast.
Ashley: You Slavs are weird.
Kaidan, sipping brine left in cucumbers’ can: Not Slavs. He is.
Shepard: Every flock has black sheep. Here’s first blin. Enjoy, Dan.
Kaidan, pinching piece of blin, chewing it: Unsalted.
Shepard: you just emptied a litre can of pickled cucumbers.
Kaidan: Indeed. And you know what?
Shepard:  Mhm?
Kaidan: they helped. And while you was busy wielding this pan and plate and missed game.
Shepard: Cut to the chase.
Kaidan: Dynamo wins.
Shepard: High 5.
Ashley: Tell whatever you want, but you both weird.
Shepard: It doesn't matter with whom kid plays with as long as it by mutual agreement.
Ashley: O_o?
Shepard: Your blin here.


Boredom... So boring.

[Arban M]

Dragon_Claw wrote...

Hey guys, please check out my new artwork!  

That looks great, Dragon. Keep up the good work .

[Dragon_Claw]

Arban M wrote...

Dragon_Claw wrote...

Hey guys, please check out my new artwork!  

That looks great, Dragon. Keep up the good work .

Thank you!  

[Arban M]

Dragon_Claw wrote...

Arban M wrote...

Dragon_Claw wrote...

Hey guys, please check out my new artwork!  

That looks great, Dragon. Keep up the good work .

Thank you!  

You're welcome . I can't wait to share my latest art pictures .

[survivor_686]

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[ExorioN PL]

I want to live on Mass Effect universe.

[Igib]

Dragon_Claw wrote...

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Sam and Jane... Black and white... Coffee and milk... Brings. Back. Memories.

[DWH1982]

I finally finished playing Leviathan, and I actually enjoyed it. I still have tons of issues with Star Brat and the way he's implimented in the game, but Leviathan improves the mythology behind him a bit, I feel. Wonder if they'll try to do that further with future DLC, though I hope they don't eventually try to shove synthesis down our throats as the "best" ending option.

Edwin Shepard also has something new for his cabin now.

Bryson Experiment: AHHHHHHH!
Ash: Jesus! Shepard, I was sleeping. Do you have to play with that thing?
Shepard: Yes. Yes I do. For science.

[Aurora313]

DWH1982 wrote...

I finally finished playing Leviathan, and I actually enjoyed it. I still have tons of issues with Star Brat and the way he's implimented in the game, but Leviathan improves the mythology behind him a bit, I feel. Wonder if they'll try to do that further with future DLC, though I hope they don't eventually try to shove synthesis down our throats as the "best" ending option.

Edwin Shepard also has something new for his cabin now.

Bryson Experiment: AHHHHHHH!
Ash: Jesus! Shepard, I was sleeping. Do you have to play with that thing?
Shepard: Yes. Yes I do. For science.

or Alternatively

Shepard: Vega hasn't set up the bowling pins in the Cargo bay yet, so we're stuck with it.
Ashley: I'm going to jam a knife in something's eye if you keep playing with it!
Shepard: It's eye or mine?
Ashley: Take your pick.
Shepard: You're no fun anymore.
Ashley: Its a husk head! Why the hell are you even playing with it in the first place?!
Shepard: Cause it's cool!
Ashley: *facepalm.* I'm in love with a horror-loving manchild...
Shepard: Pretty much.

[DWH1982]

Writing an Ash dialouge again was nice, even if it was short.

I guess I probably missed any Leviathan talk in here. That's what I get for taking so long, I guess.

I will say: I was pleased with Ash's mission dialouge, as well as with the fact that she actually had stuff to say after the missions, even if it was never a lot.  I brought her and Javik (because Javik doesn't get used enough during the "regular" game missions) on every mission, and was happy with the comments from both of them.

Would have liked to see some of the cut Ash content restored, and the bugged date scene fixed, but I sadly, I doubt we'll ever see that. Best be happy with what we have, I guess...

Modifié par DWH1982, 08 septembre 2012 - 11:22 .

[CptData]

Shepard: ... aaand done. Nice work: "Team Galaxy".
Ashley: Lemme see - ahh ... nice. Where did you find this picture of Kaidan?
Shepard: Wasn't that hard; we took tons of photos in the good ol' time. Before ... Virmire.
Ashley: Yeah. Feels like a different time to me. Before we made it through hell. And before we defeated the Reapers.
Shepard: That one is on Kaidan *drinks some liquor*
Ashley: Here's to you, Kaidan *raises her glass*
Shepard: Think he'll have some of this in heaven as well. Maybe he's even waiting at the bar Garrus had spoken off before we went into that last job.
Ashley: The "bar in heaven" *snickers* That's something only Garrus can make up.
Shepard: Still better than our concept of heaven, Ash. No drinks, no girls, just angels playing harps all day. Nah. That bar sounds more pleasant to me.
Ashley: If you ask me, I prefer the classic heaven. Peace. Clouds. And all time I need to talk to my dad.
Shepard: Maybe he's waiting at the bar too?
Ashley: Hmmm ... no. If there's ANY heaven for him, then it comes with a huge BBQ party. *smiles*
Shepard: I can't see why he won't leave that grill for a nice drink at the bar ...
Ashley: True. And where does Kaidan wait for us?
Shepard: No idea. "classic Ashley heaven"?
Ashley: With harps? Doesn't sound like Kaidan.
Shepard: That's right. The bar doesn't sound like his place too. Maybe everyone has a different kind of heaven ... ?
Ashley: That's the concept of the "paradise"; Skipper. It's made to be perfect for the person that ends there.
Shepard: Then I don't want a bar. I want the Normandy with my crew and four Ashleys-
Ashley: *snickers* "Four"? You can't even handle "one".
Shepard: It's heaven, Ash. There I can handle four.
Ashley: If you can't, then heaven can turn into hell for you, Skip.
Shepard: Nope ... don't think so. And your heaven ... ?
Ashley: Well, if you need four Ashleys, then I'm going to need-
Shepard: Four Skippers?
Ashley: ... no. A Skipper, a Kaidan, a Vega and maybe Samantha.
Shepard: Sam? I thought you're not into girls?
Ashley: You and your dirty mind *laughs*
Shepard: I thought you need her for ...
Ashley: ... sex? Nope. That's why I've got Kaidan and James. And maybe you too. *grins*
Shepard: Okay, okay. My heaven has only ONE Ashley.
Ashley: Fine. No Kaidan and no James for me then. Just you and Sam.
Shepard: Mind if you tell me why Sam?
Ashley: We girls always need a friend to gossip about our boyfriends ...

[sporeaddict101]

Yeah I thought they would have fixed the date scene by now. The bug doesn't ruin the whole scene, but it makes it look really awkward. I mean come on. It's the first time they've kissed in 3 whole YEARS. And the bug has to happen at that EXACT moment. I think some Liara agents went undercover. This can't be a coincidence...
Naw I'm kiddin'. I just hope it gets fixed in the future 

[Aurora313]

Ashley: Wha- What the hell was that?!
Shepard: *chuckling* I'm sorry...!
Ashley: What the hell were you doing? Trying to kiss my eye?
Shepard: I was trying to kiss your forehead, then I changed my mind and wanted to kiss your lips then you leaned in and -
Ashley: *trying and failing to be angry, chuckling* Don't tag this on me!
Shepard: *laughing* You're the one who head butted my jaw...!
Ashley: Our first kiss in three years, and you botc - *Passionately kissed on the lips.*
Shepard: Better?
Ashley: Now why didn't you do that in the first place?
Shepard: You're so high maintenance.
Ashley: You love it, Skipper.
Shepard: Obviously.
Ashley: Kiss me again.
Shepard: That an order?
Ashley: Damn strip, Skipper.


EDIT: 

Shepard: Oh you want me to strip, do you? Sorry - I'm not doin' a strip in public.
Ashley: Oh - oh dear god, I didn't mean that!
Shepard: Hell of a Freudian slip there, Williams. I mean I know I'm ruggedly gorgeous and few women can resist me.
Ashley: Nice to see your overinflamed ego is still intacted.
Shepard: I'm just teasing.
Ashley: Then stop teasing me.
Shepard: *grins* Never! 
Ashley: You mean man.
Shepard: Hey - drop by the Cabin later, I'll be happy to do one there.
Ashley: Mmmmm.... No. you want me, you come to me.
Shepard: Glad to see some things never change.

Modifié par Aurora313, 09 septembre 2012 - 12:48 .

[BP93]

Oh so the eye kiss was Ash's fault...

I KNEW IT

[sporeaddict101]

Haha, that's awesome Aurora. Pfft, I would have rather have that than one kiss in the first place That makes me feel better about it already. And it is now what happens in my canon. It's cute, wish they would include that, but it's ya know...serious and all.
Shepard's good at kissing while Ashley is good at other things...

[sporeaddict101]

Man, I wish we could take Ashley's thread to 2,000. But I don't know if it's gonna happen...
There is still DLC though (hopefully with moar Ashley)

[Ghost]

I'm stealing this

[DWH1982]

sporeaddict101 wrote...

Man, I wish we could take Ashley's thread to 2,000. But I don't know if it's gonna happen...
There is still DLC though (hopefully with moar Ashley)

We might make it to 2000, it'll just take some time.

The community does seem to have slowed down quite a bit, though. Really not as active as it was when I started posting here.

Not as much to talk about. And, in my case, the wounds from the ending have finally healed, even if the scars are still there. So, I don't need to come here as often or write as many dialouges to cope with things anymore.

[sporeaddict101]

Hehe I get it. You're Kasumi and stealing art!

Genius!

I'm being dumb...

[krukow]

Well, we're not like other threads. We got out ending.

Those poor fools in the miri thread still hope for theirs...