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[CptData]

OneWomanArmy wrote...

CptData wrote...

@ OWA: her arm is fine. Maybe you're confused by that reflection in the Alliance symbol? ^^

Trying to get a dialogue together for OWA to cheer ye up

But isnt that reflection of her arm? It looks weird lol And yeah, make some dialogues

It is the reflection of her delicious body ...



Ashley: Skip, may I get your full attention for a while?
Shepard: ... Lieutenant Vega, take your team to rendevouz point Charly. Yes, Ash?
Ashley: I thought about something. You were away for two years and someone missed to celebrate your birthday. And we missed that third one, when the Reapers arrived.
Shepard: Ash, we're in the middle of a mission, can't it wait?
Ashley: Nope. Lieutenant Vega is more than capable doing the job for the next two minutes.
Shepard: Fine. *lowers gun* ... mind if I ask what you have for me?
Ashley: That's a secret I don't wanna spoil now. Just want to let you know it's special and it's only for you ... *sexy look*
Shepard: You are special, Ashley ...
Ashley: Don't forget that, Skip. You always have those two minutes for me, even in the middle of a mission. Now - let's help the Lieutenant.
Shepard: Alright ...

* a bit later *

Vega: You two ... finally. Thought I had to go through the fun alone.
Ashley: Sorry, LT - I had a briefing with the Commander.
Vega: In the middle of a mission?
Shepard: People ask that a lot lately ...
Ashley: Seems so.
Vega: Fine. If you two are done with your briefing, there are still some left for you two.
Shepard: Alright, on the move.
Ashley: Hold ... just a second. Where is it?
Shepard: Where is what?
Vega: Your focus on the job, maybe?
Ashley: Very funny. My PDA! Where's my datapad?
Vega: You mean this datapad?
Ashley: Yep. Give it back, LT. It containts vital intel.
Vega: "Vital"? That's for sure *grins* ... Loco, you're a lucky man. I envy you.
Shepard: Dying twice is not what I would consider as lucky ...
Ashley: You didn't see that, LT.
Vega: Of course not *serious tone, grining like a boy*

[Dragon_Claw]

OneWomanArmy wrote...

^ I didnt get that.. what did your reply to me have to do with you crying over no nudity? lol ^

Because I "touched" him with this line: No, they just got a still frame for a consolation prize.

Or maybe he´s just drunk typing again.  

@Data fun dialogue...

Modifié par Dragon_Claw, 15 septembre 2012 - 07:30 .

[CptData]

Are you guys kidd'n me? No activity since last night, just OWA? Good morning, Dragon

@OWA: Nope, this Ashley is perfectly shaped. The reflection behind her looks odd.
Must say, this is the kind of art that makes Ash even more sexy without taking her dignity *g*

[Dragon_Claw]

CptData wrote...

Are you guys kidd'n me? No activity since last night, just OWA? Good morning, Dragon

@OWA: Nope, this Ashley is perfectly shaped. The reflection behind her looks odd.
Must say, this is the kind of art that makes Ash even more sexy without taking her dignity *g*

Morning to you too.

And yeah, it almost seems that Team Europe is the last men & 1 woman standing...

[CptData]

Ashley: Fire in the hole!
Shepard: Left flank, LEFT FLANK! Damnit, Vega.
Ashley: You know what that means?
Shepard: Dragging a 260 lbs heavy injured guy back home?
Ashley: No. That too, but no.
Shepard: Okay. It means we're getting old then. In the old days you would have take that Varren down mid-jump - or I had put a bullet right between it's eyes.
Ashley: No. *annoyed voice*
Shepard: I give up.
Ashley: It means our tactic is bad, stupid. How long are we working together now? Five years? Six?
Shepard: Three. I was dead 2, worked half a year for Cerberus and sit in for another six months.
Ashley: That's not the point. What I want to say - we should be a perfect team. And we aren't. Vega went down and it's our fault. Bad tactic. Bad team work.
Shepard: Nonsense. *reloads gun* Mind if we save the good LT now?
Ashley: I'm right behind you.
Shepard: Last time I said this, you moaned. *snickers*
Ashley: You scream for a nice beat-up with my gun's rear.
Shepard: That's what you said last ni- *WHACK*
Ashley: Great. Now I have to drag TWO lifeless bodies back home. *sigh* C'mon, lazy bones ...

[Dragon_Claw]

CptData wrote...

Ashley: Fire in the hole!
Shepard: Left flank, LEFT FLANK! Damnit, Vega.
Ashley: You know what that means?
Shepard: Dragging a 260 lbs heavy injured guy back home?
Ashley: No. That too, but no.
Shepard: Okay. It means we're getting old then. In the old days you would have take that Varren down mid-jump - or I had put a bullet right between it's eyes.
Ashley: No. *annoyed voice*
Shepard: I give up.
Ashley: It means our tactic is bad, stupid. How long are we working together now? Five years? Six?
Shepard: Three. I was dead 2, worked half a year for Cerberus and sit in for another six months.
Ashley: That's not the point. What I want to say - we should be a perfect team. And we aren't. Vega went down and it's our fault. Bad tactic. Bad team work.
Shepard: Nonsense. *reloads gun* Mind if we save the good LT now?
Ashley: I'm right behind you.
Shepard: Last time I said this, you moaned. *snickers*
Ashley: You scream for a nice beat-up with my gun's rear.
Shepard: That's what you said last ni- *WHACK*
Ashley: Great. Now I have to drag TWO lifeless bodies back home. *sigh* C'mon, lazy bones ...

Nice work, sexy humor is always great.

And I can inform that my "Too many soldiers" pic has had over 2000 views now, and people on DA are loving my Ashley coffee pic.

[CptData]

Which one was that one, Dragon?

Ashley is dragging back two lifeless bodies ...
Liara: Don't tell me, Ashley. I don't wanna know ...
Ashley: I don't wanna tell.
Liara: Fine. You'll find me in Samantha's room.
Ashley: I don't want to know what you two are doing, thanks.
Shepard: *groans* ... tell me, tell me ... *WHACK*
Liara: What was that for?
Ashley: Old habit.
Liara: I see. Well, you know where the medbay is.
Ashley: Mind if you help me dragging those guys around?
Liara: Sure thing. Ask the weak biotic to do the physical work.
Ashley: Use biotics ... *annoyed*
Shepard: *groans* .. Ash, what was that f- *WHACK*
Ashley: When I said "use biotics" I didn't mean you should throw him down the hallway, Liara.
Liara: Old habit.

[Dragon_Claw]

CptData wrote...

Which one was that one, Dragon?

Ashley is dragging back two lifeless bodies ...
Liara: Don't tell me, Ashley. I don't wanna know ...
Ashley: I don't wanna tell.
Liara: Fine. You'll find me in Samantha's room.
Ashley: I don't want to know what you two are doing, thanks.
Shepard: *groans* ... tell me, tell me ... *WHACK*
Liara: What was that for?
Ashley: Old habit.
Liara: I see. Well, you know where the medbay is.
Ashley: Mind if you help me dragging those guys around?
Liara: Sure thing. Ask the weak biotic to do the physical work.
Ashley: Use biotics ... *annoyed*
Shepard: *groans* .. Ash, what was that f- *WHACK*
Ashley: When I said "use biotics" I didn't mean you should throw him down the hallway, Liara.
Liara: Old habit.

You are on a roll. 

It´s this pic:

[krukow]

Dragon_Claw wrote...

OneWomanArmy wrote...

^ I didnt get that.. what did your reply to me have to do with you crying over no nudity? lol ^

Because I "touched" him with this line: No, they just got a still frame for a consolation prize.

Or maybe he´s just drunk typing again.  

@Data fun dialogue...

Are you referring to me?

I wasn't drunk typing or referencing one of your earlier posts.

I was simply making fun of you cuz you're a pervert

[CptData]

Yeah, but I'm out of ideas now

Nice pic. I want one with Ash and Shep doing the "dance" - male Shep. And Ash should win *g*

Chakwas: Looks like Shepard got his jaw broken. Twice. And his right arm as well.
Ashley: Yeah, combat takes its toll.
Chakwas: The Lieutenant is nearly unhurt, no broken bones, just a gunshot wound in his right chest. Nothing I can't fix. What did happen to Shepard? Looks as if he got beaten up by a Krogan.
Ashley: Or by a very upset XO.
Chakwas: He did upset you? How?
Ashley: Various things.
Chakwas: Well, you better shouldn't hit Shepard that hard if he upsets you. It could kill him.
Ashley: I try to keep that in mind.
Chakwas: Fine. So, now let's help me to get rid of his pants.
Ashley: Why that?
Chakwas: Ever tried to convince a man to get his anual RE?
Ashley: RE ... no. What's a RE?
Chakwas: Rectal Examina- *WHACK*
Ashley: I really should get rid of that habit.

[iSousek]

I just found this on tumblr. Really nice artwork

[Igib]

@Data
Funny dialogues, buddy. But you should watch yourself not to make characters ooc just for the sake of fun.

Yeah... and poor Shep. Bad, bad Ash. :happy:

[CptData]

Igib wrote...

@Data
Funny dialogues, buddy. But you should watch yourself not to make characters ooc just for the sake of fun.

Yeah... and poor Shep. Bad, bad Ash. :happy:

Actually, those characters are OOC BECAUSE of the fun 

If I want to write serious stuff, I'll do it. But those dialogues are just for fun and therefore OOCiness works

[Dragon_Claw]

krukow wrote...

Dragon_Claw wrote...

OneWomanArmy wrote...

^ I didnt get that.. what did your reply to me have to do with you crying over no nudity? lol ^

Because I "touched" him with this line: No, they just got a still frame for a consolation prize.

Or maybe he´s just drunk typing again.  

@Data fun dialogue...

Are you referring to me?

I wasn't drunk typing or referencing one of your earlier posts.

I was simply making fun of you cuz you're a pervert

That´s okay...

...............

...............................

Can I still touch you?!?   :innocent:

[krukow]

Of course!!

[Dragon_Claw]

krukow wrote...

Of course!!

Cool!



I can almost reach you. 

[CptData]

Is it just me or did this thread get a homoerotic touch ^^

[Dragon_Claw]

CptData wrote...

Is it just me or did this thread get a homoerotic touch ^^

Come on man, you have always known, that this thread was gay on a subconscious level...

[BadExamp1e]

CptData wrote...

Is it just me or did this thread get a homoerotic touch ^^

Bahaha.

Hey Data. <3

[CptData]

Well, thanks BE. You, me, tomorrow, your place?
Bring lotsa beer and a third dude, I want a bus! You're in the middle.

(Just kidding ...)

[BadExamp1e]

Sure, sure.... what time? Let me clean up the place first.

By the way, I am NOT in the middle LOL.

[CptData]

BadExamp1e wrote...

Sure, sure.... what time? Let me clean up the place first.

By the way, I am NOT in the middle LOL.

Okay. You're not. Hmmm ... we could replace that third dude with OWA.
Then again, I'm greedy. I think I want her for myself

[BadExamp1e]

Me and her will pass on that offer. 

Modifié par BadExamp1e, 15 septembre 2012 - 12:50 .