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[ADLegend21]

 The coup.

[JedTed]

Shepard - Lead Guitar/Vocals
Ashley - Lead Vocals(I'd love to hear her sing on stage, either solo or in a band)
Garrus - Bass Guitar
Jack - Rhythm Guitar
Wrex and Grunt - headbanging away on drums
Dr. Bryson's Experiment - back-up vocals

Groupies: Liara and Diana
Sound engineers: Tali and Legion

Modifié par JedTed, 19 septembre 2012 - 11:47 .

[sporeaddict101]

@JedTed, I'm sorry I can't stand that kind of music 
@Rudy, I don't know if Liara would have the stomach to say that in front of Ashley. But if they were in a different universe or rocker girls, I could also see her screaming,"Hey! I want blue babies with you!!!" proceeds to flash her breasts at Shepard singing...Ashley sees this and shouts,"He's mine you blue b****!!" then tackles her. Jack laughs yelling,"Cat fight!!!" Security then throws Liara out while Ashley gets to go backstage as a VIP. I know this of course doesn't fit their characters (except maybe Jack) but it was just a random thought. I would also pay to see that happen.....
@kalikic, I'm sorry I just can't include Vega or Jacob in any canon I have <_<...ever.
I would love to see Ashley sing. Her voice is cool and smooth. Thane and Kasumi fit as the marketing team 

[BP93]

Oh a new chapter of fanfic?



Also, Shepard = David Lee Roth

[krukow]

Legion is dead, he can't be a sound tech yo.

[MASSEFFECTfanforlife101]

Here ya go, Ashleymancers:

[sporeaddict101]

BringBackNihlus wrote...

Fan fic and head canon rustle my jimmies, but they're a necessary evil right now.

I like that phrase :happy:
EDIT: I just have to say, Ashley looks like a badass there. Thanks for the pic!

Modifié par sporeaddict101, 20 septembre 2012 - 01:23 .

[ADLegend21]

BP93 wrote...

Oh a new chapter of fanfic?



Also, Shepard = David Lee Roth

Yes we know oyu're illeterate, no need to broaadcast.

[Igib]

Rudy Lis wrote...

Eh? Why?

Ah, just the first impression when I saw your post (overall length and number of random ideas). Don't look too much into it, I didn't mean it. Fwends?

Rudy Lis wrote...

Would you be so kind to name a few?

Mostly excerpts from Mordin's journal and Shep/Ash ones (expecially the one when she demands Liara's head), one or two Kelly's and EDI's. And the last one.

[CptData]

Ashley: I hate this sh*t ...
Shepard: Paperwork?
Ashley: Paperwork. Three dozen documents, four just for Hackett, another three going out for Councillor Gregorovic ... and the rest is about random stuff like refilling our food stock.
Shepard: The second part of the job, Ash.
Ashley: Why can't I get an adjutant for this?
Shepard: Comes with the rank.
Ashley: Says the Rear Admiral. *raised voice*
Shepard: Sorry, didn't mean to rub it in your-
Ashley: I know, Skip. Sorry.
Shepard: Look at it this way: you have your own ship. And a darn fine ship the Normandy is. I envy you. And would love to do that paperwork if that's the prize of being her captain again.
Ashley: Deal.
Shepard: Deal?
Ashley: You do my paperwork and I give you command over the ship for the next seven days.
Shepard: You can't do that *laughs*
Ashley: Actually, I can. I can transfer command to whomever I want - and in that case, it's you.
Shepard: I'm your superior-
Ashley: This is my ship and last time I checked you're just here as a guest. So I can, Admiral. EDI: hereby I transfer command protocols to Rear Admiral John T. Shepard for 168 hours, beginning at 0:00 shipboard time. Authority code Williams-Zero-Zero-Nine-C-O- One-N-Seven.
EDI: Acknowledged.
Ashley: I think someone wants to do my paperwork.
Shepard: Hmmm ... I don't think so, Ashley. All of them but one have to be signed today and my time as CO of this ship starts at 0:00 - tomorrow. *snickers*
Ashley: What? Can't be ... *reads documents* ... rats.
Shepard: See you in the CIC. And ... Ashley? I love you.
Ashley: *glares* I hate you, Sir.

[JedTed]

krukow wrote...

Legion is dead, he can't be a sound tech yo.

Oh right, i forgot.


@sporeaddict:  I don't normally like that kind of music either but i thought it'd be fun to throw that head into the mix.

[Dragon_Claw]

CptData wrote...

Ashley: I hate this sh*t ...
Shepard: Paperwork?
Ashley: Paperwork. Three dozen documents, four just for Hackett, another three going out for Councillor Gregorovic ... and the rest is about random stuff like refilling our food stock.
Shepard: The second part of the job, Ash.
Ashley: Why can't I get an adjutant for this?
Shepard: Comes with the rank.
Ashley: Says the Rear Admiral. *raised voice*
Shepard: Sorry, didn't mean to rub it in your-
Ashley: I know, Skip. Sorry.
Shepard: Look at it this way: you have your own ship. And a darn fine ship the Normandy is. I envy you. And would love to do that paperwork if that's the prize of being her captain again.
Ashley: Deal.
Shepard: Deal?
Ashley: You do my paperwork and I give you command over the ship for the next seven days.
Shepard: You can't do that *laughs*
Ashley: Actually, I can. I can transfer command to whomever I want - and in that case, it's you.
Shepard: I'm your superior-
Ashley: This is my ship and last time I checked you're just here as a guest. So I can, Admiral. EDI: hereby I transfer command protocols to Rear Admiral John T. Shepard for 168 hours, beginning at 0:00 shipboard time. Authority code Williams-Zero-Zero-Nine-C-O- One-N-Seven.
EDI: Acknowledged.
Ashley: I think someone wants to do my paperwork.
Shepard: Hmmm ... I don't think so, Ashley. All of them but one have to be signed today and my time as CO of this ship starts at 0:00 - tomorrow. *snickers*
Ashley: What? Can't be ... *reads documents* ... rats.
Shepard: See you in the CIC. And ... Ashley? I love you.
Ashley: *glares* I hate you, Sir.

New dialouge!  

So friend, have you risen from your funk?

[CptData]

Nope. That's just all I can together while thinking about stuff, Dragon. Heading out any minute, so - I'll keep it the way "75% less activity" ^^

[Dragon_Claw]

CptData wrote...

Nope. That's just all I can together while thinking about stuff, Dragon. Heading out any minute, so - I'll keep it the way "75% less activity" ^^

Are you using any spreadsheet to maintain that number, because you have been saying that phrase alot in the last couple of days?

[Wilkco]

CptData wrote...

Ashley: I hate this sh*t ...
Shepard: Paperwork?
Ashley: Paperwork. Three dozen documents, four just for Hackett, another three going out for Councillor Gregorovic ... and the rest is about random stuff like refilling our food stock.
Shepard: The second part of the job, Ash.
Ashley: Why can't I get an adjutant for this?
Shepard: Comes with the rank.
Ashley: Says the Rear Admiral. *raised voice*
Shepard: Sorry, didn't mean to rub it in your-
Ashley: I know, Skip. Sorry.
Shepard: Look at it this way: you have your own ship. And a darn fine ship the Normandy is. I envy you. And would love to do that paperwork if that's the prize of being her captain again.
Ashley: Deal.
Shepard: Deal?
Ashley: You do my paperwork and I give you command over the ship for the next seven days.
Shepard: You can't do that *laughs*
Ashley: Actually, I can. I can transfer command to whomever I want - and in that case, it's you.
Shepard: I'm your superior-
Ashley: This is my ship and last time I checked you're just here as a guest. So I can, Admiral. EDI: hereby I transfer command protocols to Rear Admiral John T. Shepard for 168 hours, beginning at 0:00 shipboard time. Authority code Williams-Zero-Zero-Nine-C-O- One-N-Seven.
EDI: Acknowledged.
Ashley: I think someone wants to do my paperwork.
Shepard: Hmmm ... I don't think so, Ashley. All of them but one have to be signed today and my time as CO of this ship starts at 0:00 - tomorrow. *snickers*
Ashley: What? Can't be ... *reads documents* ... rats.
Shepard: See you in the CIC. And ... Ashley? I love you.
Ashley: *glares* I hate you, Sir.

my work mates are looking at me strangely as i just started laughing     very funny

[Rudy Lis]

sporeaddict101 wrote...

@Rudy, I don't know if Liara would have the stomach to say that in front of Ashley. But if they were in a different universe or rocker girls, I could also see her screaming,"Hey! I want blue babies with you!!!" proceeds to flash her breasts at Shepard singing...Ashley sees this and shouts,"He's mine you blue b****!!" then tackles her. Jack laughs yelling,"Cat fight!!!" Security then throws Liara out while Ashley gets to go backstage as a VIP. I know this of course doesn't fit their characters (except maybe Jack) but it was just a random thought. I would also pay to see that happen.....

No-no-no, that band is not about Ashley, that band is about band and groupies. So all groupies are even, and no one of them are more even than any other. So Jack and Miranda could be a... ehm... how that show called... wrestling? Probably yes, Trash and Scrap - wrestlers, to "warm up the crowd". That's why Jack got her hairs (actually that's a wig, you can't grow that much for 6 months).
And no, I don't have anything against Jack or Miranda... All I have something against is lack of their presence in ME3.

krukow wrote...

Legion is dead, he can't be a sound tech yo.

Legion isn't dead, he went out to smoke a fаg!

MASSEFFECTfanforlife101 wrote...

Here ya go, Ashleymancers:

It's just me or Ashley actually aims here with her left eye?

Igib wrote...

Ah, just the first impression when I saw your post (overall length and number of random ideas). Don't look too much into it, I didn't mean it. Fwends?

No pwoblem, best fwends fowever - I've been called so many names (even in this thread), so crazy could go as compliment, really.


And it seems that's the first time I like CptData's story less than his previous. Oh, well, guess I still need to sleep first.

Modifié par Rudy Lis, 20 septembre 2012 - 10:43 .

[SJNKD]

CptData hasn't gone down 75%, your like hee 90% of the time still.

I'm here less but I was never here compared to CptData, but that's because I have a child who is driving my insane and I'm ready to grab my Xbox and bunk in my Older sisters house.

[Dragon_Claw]

SJNKD wrote...

CptData hasn't gone down 75%, your like hee 90% of the time still.

I'm here less but I was never here compared to CptData, but that's because I have a child who is driving my insane and I'm ready to grab my Xbox and bunk in my Older sisters house.

The joys of parenthood. Don´t worry, it pays off in about 18 years.

But the worst is yet to come. When your girl reaches the age of 13-15, you are gonna spend time chasing braindead horney teenage boys from your front porch...  

[iSousek]

Dragon_Claw wrote...

SJNKD wrote...

CptData hasn't gone down 75%, your like hee 90% of the time still.

I'm here less but I was never here compared to CptData, but that's because I have a child who is driving my insane and I'm ready to grab my Xbox and bunk in my Older sisters house.

The joys of parenthood. Don´t worry, it pays off in about 18 years.

But the worst is yet to come. When your girl reaches the age of 13-15, you are gonna spend time chasing braindead horney teenage boys from your front porch...  

Aren't you in collage? Why do you know this stuff? 

[Dragon_Claw]

iSousek wrote...

Dragon_Claw wrote...

SJNKD wrote...

CptData hasn't gone down 75%, your like hee 90% of the time still.

I'm here less but I was never here compared to CptData, but that's because I have a child who is driving my insane and I'm ready to grab my Xbox and bunk in my Older sisters house.

The joys of parenthood. Don´t worry, it pays off in about 18 years.

But the worst is yet to come. When your girl reaches the age of 13-15, you are gonna spend time chasing braindead horney teenage boys from your front porch...  

Aren't you in collage? Why do you know this stuff? 
*snip*

Im 31 years old. No kids, but full of wisdom.  

[Dragon_Claw]

OneWomanArmy wrote...
^ Dragon is the one of the wisest children I know lol

Totally!  

Modifié par Dragon_Claw, 20 septembre 2012 - 01:05 .

[SJNKD]

The child doesn't like sleeping, that's my problem. She sleeps enduring the day when my fiancée is home and I'm at school/work. Depending on the day, and at night I have her while she's at work, she went back to work this week and I'm struggling. She gets home in a hour, I have an hour to myself, if she doesn't wake up. Her mother has gone for the night, giving me a chance to spend time with Elena. I know shes cheap and easier now but I was once one of those horny teenagers until my stepdad gave me a good boot up the ass, It's why I'm a good boy and any teenager boy after my girl is going to get a boot up their ass.

Modifié par SJNKD, 20 septembre 2012 - 01:43 .