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[Rudy Lis]

Dragon_Claw wrote...

Did you not read the title. The game is named after me... 3 times now, I must have it!!!

So if game will be named "dragon farts MXLV" you'll buy it?

Come on, in King's bounty: Armored Princess there is dragon. And he's cute.
http://store.steampo...d.com/app/3170/

Animation is really quite funny.

[Dragon_Claw]

Okay, Broshep players. It´s confession time!

[CptData]

^ I didn't do that.

ME1: Sex with Ashley
ME2: Sex with a hand named Ashley
ME3: Sex with Ashley

Okay, technically the hand stuff comes close to "f*cks dude" since it belongs to Shepard - but it's in ME2 ^^

Modifié par CptData, 21 septembre 2012 - 11:06 .

[Igib]

Rudy Lis wrote...

Well, you awoke that monster, so "deal with it" (imagine dozen of shade monocles yourself, pwease).

Worry not. Deal with it, I will.



Locked'n'loaded!

[Dragon_Claw]

Rudy Lis wrote...

Dragon_Claw wrote...

Did you not read the title. The game is named after me... 3 times now, I must have it!!!

So if game will be named "Dragon_Claw is king!!!" you'll buy it?

Come on, in King's bounty: Armored Princess there is dragon. And he's cute.
*snip*
Animation is really quite funny.

I have had that game for over a year. Haven´t played it yet, because I´ve got soo MANY games. And I know that AP takes at least 50 hours to complete...

[Dragon_Claw]

CptData wrote...

^ I didn't do that.

ME1: Sex with Ashley
ME2: Sex with a hand named Ashley
ME3: Sex with Ashley

Okay, technically the hand stuff comes close to "f*cks dude" since it belongs to Shepard - but it's in ME2 ^^

Is the other hand named Miranda?

[shit's fucked cunts]

Yeah, thats what I thought.


Also, to remain on topic: Ashley shoots guns good and stuff.

Modifié par GT Zazzerka, 21 septembre 2012 - 11:19 .

[Dragon_Claw]

GT Zazzerka wrote...

Yeah, thats what I thought.
*snip*
Also, to remain on topic: Ashley shoots guns good and stuff.

BAH HA HA HA HA!!!

Oh man, I did NOT see that one coming, and I was just about to laugh out loud her in class.  

Modifié par Dragon_Claw, 21 septembre 2012 - 11:14 .

[CptData]

Dragon_Claw wrote...

CptData wrote...

^ I didn't do that.

ME1: Sex with Ashley
ME2: Sex with a hand named Ashley
ME3: Sex with Ashley

Okay, technically the hand stuff comes close to "f*cks dude" since it belongs to Shepard - but it's in ME2 ^^

Is the other hand named Miranda?

My Shepard is a one-hand-man

[Dragon_Claw]

CptData wrote...

Dragon_Claw wrote...

CptData wrote...

^ I didn't do that.

ME1: Sex with Ashley
ME2: Sex with a hand named Ashley
ME3: Sex with Ashley

Okay, technically the hand stuff comes close to "f*cks dude" since it belongs to Shepard - but it's in ME2 ^^

Is the other hand named Miranda?

My Shepard is a one-hand-man

He must be a very lonely guy.  

Modifié par Dragon_Claw, 21 septembre 2012 - 11:15 .

[Rudy Lis]

OneWomanArmy wrote...

1) 9845289?

Y blond?

OneWomanArmy wrote...

2) USA?

Rogin?

OneWomanArmy wrote...

I don't believe you....

Well, that's your problem.

CptData wrote...

Plus: Ash has medigel.

Okay, explain me how medigel will help you to seal torn artery part? What size wound channel ME guns' projectiles made?1mm? 5? 25? How the hell you suppose to seal that? Existing compression sleeves will provide same treatment, if person is delivered to hospital and operated soon, well, maybe he'll survive and even will be in one piece. Maybe, given future, that person will be able to return to normal conditions, but it will require a lot of time.

CptData wrote...

Besides that: if a man can survive both of his legs blown of by a shell, he should also be able to survive a gunshot wound.

I'm not sure how it is named on English, probably some sort of "compression wound', when damage is so great, so it practically seals all arteries, thus preventing blood loss.

Simply put, person with low part of body (not just legs) being torn apart by explosion or by train, still may be awake for some time. But that person is doomed.

Igib wrote...

Worry not. Deal with it, I will.
Locked'n'loaded!

Oh, I like such vehicles... So hilarious...

Dragon_Claw wrote...

I have had that game for over a year. Haven´t played it yet, because I´ve got soo MANY games. And I know that AP takes at least 50 hours to complete...

And? Go play it, it worth every hour.
Plus, not sure for 50, really. But I managed to finish ME3 in 25, while I've been told it's "40 hours" game.

OneWomanArmy wrote...

Good, its not just me then and if Igib says "yes" he doesnt have much taste in women...

Jedem das seine.

OneWomanArmy wrote...

No... I love guns!

Okay, your favorite?

[Rudy Lis]

OneWomanArmy wrote...

Damn this thread moves fast today...

FRYDAY!

[Rudy Lis]

OneWomanArmy wrote...

Damn Rudy... You write loooooooong..... How are you in real life? Do you talk loooong?

Quite the opposite. I'm very reserved.

But when I type short, people have tendency not to understand what I'm talking about. Unless they know what I'm talking about, of course. Plus I type really fast. So it's not a problem. For me, at least.

[Rudy Lis]

OneWomanArmy wrote...

I get that Rudy, you are alright, you are alright:police:

No, I'm not.

[CptData]

Dragon_Claw wrote...

CptData wrote...

Dragon_Claw wrote...

CptData wrote...

^ I didn't do that.

ME1: Sex with Ashley
ME2: Sex with a hand named Ashley
ME3: Sex with Ashley

Okay, technically the hand stuff comes close to "f*cks dude" since it belongs to Shepard - but it's in ME2 ^^

Is the other hand named Miranda?

My Shepard is a one-hand-man

He must be a very lonely guy.  

Replay ME2.
He was a very lonely guy.

Then he got Ash back and his hand became unemployed.

Poor, lonely Shepard's hand

[shit's fucked cunts]

Are you guys seriously implying that he had to use his hand? This is the future, damn it! Are you really trying to tell me that there is no sort of 'mechanical aid' available?

Modifié par GT Zazzerka, 21 septembre 2012 - 11:44 .

[Rudy Lis]

CptData wrote...

Replay ME2.
He was a very lonely guy.

What a sarcasm! A huge round of applaud to you, sir!

CptData wrote...

Then he got Ash back and his hand became unemployed.

Poor, lonely Shepard's hand

Okay, I know why my Shepard cannot use his hands on Ashley, but why yours cannot?

OneWomanArmy wrote...

Okay you are not alright... But why not?

So you think I'm alright?

GT Zazzerka wrote...

Are you guys seriously implying that he had to use his hand? This is the future, damn it! Are you really trying to tell me that there is no sort of 'mechanical aid' available?

Are you one of those?

Modifié par Rudy Lis, 21 septembre 2012 - 12:06 .

[CptData]

GT Zazzerka wrote...

Are you guys seriously implying that he had to use his hand? This is the future, damn it! Are you really trying to tell me that there is no sort of 'mechanical aid' available?

EDI is Joker's toy.

[Igib]

OneWomanArmy wrote...
Good, its not just me then and if Igib says "yes" he doesnt have much taste in women...

You should know by now what I like, OWA.