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[sporeian]

Hey guys, just came back from my first ever rave!

9 hours of bumping and grinding and dub step! I wonder if Ash is into the club scene?

[krukow]

sporeian wrote...

Hey guys, just came back from my first ever rave!

9 hours of bumping and grinding and dub step! I wonder if Ash is into the club scene?

you do ecstacy?  wait, of course you did

Ashely enjoys dancing (ME1 yo), but I doubt she raves...

[Dragon_Claw]

sporeian wrote...

Hey guys, just came back from my first ever rave!

9 hours of bumping and grinding and dub step! I wonder if Ash is into the club scene?

Great!

You score some crazy chick with glow sticks?!?  

[BadExamp1e]

I -was- a bit of a raver minus the drugs of course. Gotta say, I think Ash likes the clubs and music, just not to that extreme.

[iSousek]

sporeian wrote...

Hey guys, just came back from my first ever rave!

9 hours of bumping and grinding and dub step! I wonder if Ash is into the club scene?

I'd say Ashley is into a bit "softer" clubbing

Also, put some top Ash 

[BP93]

Aren't you the socially inept guy, spireian? Or am I thinking of someone else?

As for clubs... no. Just give me a drink and a calm surrounding and I'm good. There are too many ass holes in clubs.

As for Ash, yes. Where were you in ME1, homie?! Ash has moves.

[BadExamp1e]

Yeah, there are a lot of ****s in clubs, but some folks are just genuinely there for a good time.

[Dragon_Claw]

BP93 wrote...

Ashley: "I just wanted to say that I just saved 15% or more on car insurance by switching to Geico.

And I may or may not have gotten into a political debate on facebook that spanned over 100 comments on my friends' status. Once you get me going, man I'm fired up. I never shy away from dishing out some knowledge to the misinformed, dawg.

Car insurance+politics  

Modifié par Dragon_Claw, 22 septembre 2012 - 08:41 .

[CptData]

BP93 wrote...

Last post 4 hours ago?!

HOW ABOUT A LITTLE EFFORT IN HERE


Ashley: "I just wanted to say that I just saved 15% or more on car insurance by switching to Geico.
*cut*

Shepard: Car insurance? You know my driving style ...
Ashley: Exactly, Skip, that's the point. Whenever you set a foot in a car, it has a tendency to get wasted moments later. You need an insurence to get your money back.
Shepard: That doesn't make me to a good customer for the insurance company. Either they'll make me pay twice or call security to get rid of me.
Ashley: Geez, that's not in the text!
Director: CUT! What the heck, Shepard?! I told you what to say. Fourty times!
Shepard: Sorry, I'm just honest.
Director: You are here to make a promo holovid for the "Goddess own Insurance Inc. Insurance Deluxe" - what would people think if they don't give you an insurance?
Shepard: They DIDN'T give me that insurance! Why should I lie?
Director: Because you're the first human Spectre, savior of the whole goddamn galaxy. You don't lie - you just don't tell them the truth.
Shepard: That's the same. Ashley, right? That's the same.
Ashley: I got my insurance, Skipper.
Shepard: Ohh, right, Ash. And that makes it okay to "not tell the truth", right?
Ashley: At least you're not lying.
Director: Could you two please take your positions? 
Shepard: This must be an nightmare-

*wakes up*

Shepard: ... otherwise, I would wake up ... huh? Oh. It was a nightmare. Whew. Ash? *touches her at a place where she surely wakes up*
Ashley: Hmmmmnnnn .... right there ... what ... what do you want, Shepard?
Shepard: I had a nightmare. About that we had to do an add for an insurance company and everything went wrong. Even you insisted I have to lie and ... you felt totally out of character!
Ashley: Don't take your hand away from that spot ... Hmmmm ...
Shepard: You didn't listen to me, right?
Ashley: Too tired. I need my sleep - and you need it too. For that promo vid shooting tomorrow ....
Shepard: ... that was a joke, right?
Ashley: I'm never joking 2am in the morning. Now put your hand on that spot again and snuggle me back in sleep ...
Shepard: I can't sleep now, Ash.
Ashley: Then don't. Lemme sleep then.
Shepard: Sex could make me sleepy again ...
Ashley: Arse.
Shepard: Goodnight, Ashley.
Ashley: Wha'ever.

[Rudy Lis]

sporeian wrote...

dub step

Dubstep? Something reminding subconscious longing for the machines' noise modern younger generation has been deprived of?

BP93 wrote...

As for clubs... no. Just give me a drink and a calm surrounding and I'm good.

If it's non-alcohol drink, I second that. Nothing better than trees' noise above your head.

BP93 wrote...

There are too many ass holes in clubs.

Plus too much light, too much noise.

BP93 wrote...

Ash has moves.

To be honest, Liara has the same, what is somewhat strange for such supposedly timid person as she was shown in ME1.
But Kaidan and Shepard share same moves too, no?

BadExamp1e wrote...

Yeah, there are a lot of ****s in clubs, but some folks are just genuinely there for a good time.

Just one Catalyst was too much for ME3.

[BP93]

Lame joke inspired a CptData dialogue.

[Rudy Lis]

BP93 wrote...

Lame joke inspired a CptData dialogue.

Care to explain for foreigner?

[CptData]

Rudy Lis wrote...

BP93 wrote...

Lame joke inspired a CptData dialogue.

Care to explain for foreigner?

I don't get it either, but I had my fun writing that dialogue

[iSousek]

I think he wanted to say that Data was inspired by what he believes was a mediocre joke

*flies off*

xD

[CptData]

Well, at least I improved a mediocre joke to a ludicrous joke ^^

[Dragon_Claw]

I don´t know what´s worst, that Ash is a ghost, or that she´s creeping up on Kaiden with a smile on her face.  

But he picture is still well made.  

Modifié par Dragon_Claw, 22 septembre 2012 - 11:32 .

[sporeian]

BP93 wrote...

Aren't you the socially inept guy, spireian? Or am I thinking of someone else?

As for clubs... no. Just give me a drink and a calm surrounding and I'm good. There are too many ass holes in clubs.

As for Ash, yes. Where were you in ME1, homie?! Ash has moves.

Yeah, but a ton of my friends were going, so I went. And no, I was driver, so no drugs or booze for me.

[Dragon_Claw]

OneWomanArmy wrote...

Dragon_Claw wrote...

I don´t know what´s worst, that Ash is a ghost, or that she´s creeping up on Kaiden with a smile on her face.  

But he picture is still well made.  
*snip*

Maybe she want's revenge for being left on Virmire?

Hmmm, wonder if she´s one of those spirits who can possese other peoples bodies?!?  

That would be pretty badass!

Modifié par Dragon_Claw, 22 septembre 2012 - 11:51 .

[BadExamp1e]

^ I think your "friends" were using you for your wheels, bro.

WHY ARE PEOPLE SO BAD!?

[iSousek]

BadExamp1e wrote...

^ I think your "friends" were using you for your wheels, bro.

WHY ARE PEOPLE SO BAD!?

So if a friend is driving me somewhere, I am clearly only using him for his car?

[BadExamp1e]

iSousek wrote...

BadExamp1e wrote...

^ I think your "friends" were using you for your wheels, bro.

WHY ARE PEOPLE SO BAD!?

So if a friend is driving me somewhere, I am clearly only using him for his car?

Not clearly and not only.

Magic 

[CptData]

^ nice one ... is Ash trying to keep Shepard away from her pillows? *g*

Ashley: Stop that, Skipper.
Shepard: But they're so coozy ...
Kaidan: I don't need to see that ...
f!Shepard: Shut up and keep that shield up.
Ashley: Get off ... me! I hate those days, damnit!

[BadExamp1e]

^If that's the case, care to explain what FemShep's doing? 

Modifié par BadExamp1e, 22 septembre 2012 - 02:10 .