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[Mr. Brainheart]

Are you the only one left doing dialogues Data? Surely the Alliance has some severe punishments for taking more coffee than you are allowed? Man, they are a couple living on the edge...

Also, I slightly re-did an old short story fanfic with Ash and Shep, here's a link: 
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8552622/1/  if anyone's interested.

[Rudy Lis]

He is not the only one, I just not sure anybody will be interesting to reading them. Or cabale just reading them as is, without looking for some hidden messages.

[Mr. Brainheart]

Usually I don't consider looking for hidden messages a bad thing Rudy 

And well I don't know either, but there is always a way of finding out..

Sorta-kinda-near the top Ash:
 
By Pawelusix

[Rudy Lis]

Looking for hidden messages is fine, even if there are none. Accusing one in sending them, when he doesn't, is not.

[Rudy Lis]

Ashley to Shepard:
- Better to have a bird in the hand than two in the bush.
- I'm not zoophile, I prefer women.


- Whats up, Ash, you already had morning depresso cup?


Shepard thinking out loud:
- When somebody wake me up saying "we'll rest in afterfile" I have strong urge to send bastard right there.


Diana Allers:
- We have this live report from the bed. It's freaking cool, folks!


Psychologist's course, 10 visits - 15000 credits by mastercard.
Mattock rifle - 6500 credits by mastercard.
Why pay more?


- Hey, Skipper, I bought myself new camera!
- Canon, Nikon?
- iPhone 5...


- WTf is that Ash?!
- Well, your cabin was clean... but then I have to think what I have to wear!


Shepard to Garrus:
- Don't leave woman unattended alone for long. Otherwise she may have Thoughts developed and she will Think them. Because of women nature it always ends badly.


Joker to Shepard:
- Live is very short to waste it on placing period at end of sentence


- Hello. I'm Commander Shepard.
- Pleasure to meet you.
- That's not for long.


Shepard to Joker:
- Female's bosom is very powerful armament: unbutton it to assume direct control, button it up to release direct control.


- What's going on, Ash?
- Just looked at you hamster. I think I want one.
- But you have to care for it, to clean after, to feed, place fresh water, to play with it.
- I want to be hamster then!


Anonymous message to Ashley:
- Where you character begins, your relationship ends.

Okay, I'm going home now, so, try to be back in ~3 hours. Be bored.

[BadExamp1e]

krukow wrote...

AD, just stop being a whiner. If I went in the traynor thread and posted a bunch of pics of her and sheploo, and my sh*tty fanfics of the same, many of the posters wouldn't appreciate it. It's not her character.

So when you do the same in here, don't get all butthurt when people don't like it, and don't start throwing around derogatory terms. I respect your right to post what you want, but I don't respect you being a petulant whiner.

Bam! That is it right there. The Traynor thread would go mad if somebody did that.

@Igib; A witty saying proves nothing. Nobody has to be
serious on the internet. Carry on lads. 

[ADLegend21]

Yeah but there no romance dialogue or scene with mshep like there is with ashley and femshep
Like I said it exists so deal it it. You can't erase it or people wanting it. Also if you can do better than me Id be glad to see you try. Now stop derailing the thread Ashley's not impressed by you trying to prove how your way is the only way.

Anyway, wonderful writing Rudy. You're getting better with every post

[BadExamp1e]

Get off it. Most people know the truth why those lines for 'FEMSHEP' were recorded in ME1.

It's not in the actual game, deal with it LOL.

[Igib]

[Dragon_Claw]

Even though this is the Ash thread, Im gonna post my latest piece (which should have been a scene in the game).

This happens right after Thessia. Where Liara is understandable in pain,
after seeing her homeworld, people & culture attacked by the
Reapers...

[FahRENheit06]

*reads last few pages of thread*

Sweet zombie Jesus.

...anyway.

Take Back Omega DLC, yea? Exciting times? High hopes for good Ash dialogue? How would Ashley and Aria get along?

- Ren

[Wilkco]

FahRENheit06 wrote...

*reads last few pages of thread*

Sweet zombie Jesus.

...anyway.

Take Back Omega DLC, yea? Exciting times? High hopes for good Ash dialogue? How would Ashley and Aria get along?

- Ren

I'm thinking not to great to start of with but then will like aria for the way see does not suck up to shepard. 

[Dragon_Claw]

OneWomanArmy wrote...

Dragon_Claw wrote...

Even though this is the Ash thread, Im gonna post my latest piece (which should have been a scene in the game).

This happens right after Thessia. Where Liara is understandable in pain,
after seeing her homeworld, people & culture attacked by the
Reapers...
*snip*

Finally we got to see it Dragon and its ****ing awsome, even though I am not into lesbians...

Thanks!

And i just talked with a girl on my DA page, who loves this thing. She told me, that she also felt that the game needed more drama scenes. And this picture was EXACTLY the way, she headcannoned the aftermath of Thessia (like me). That really is a great thing to hear. 

[Taboo]

Nice work.

Now if Miranda had that kind of content...

[Igib]

Dragon_Claw wrote...

Even though this is the Ash thread, Im gonna post my latest piece (which should have been a scene in the game).

This happens right after Thessia. Where Liara is understandable in pain,
after seeing her homeworld, people & culture attacked by the
Reapers...

*pic snip*

Note to self for future use:
- replace that annoying whiny little **** (read: Liara) with a new character
- erase all squidheads

[Dragon_Claw]

Taboo-XX wrote...

Nice work.

Now if Miranda had that kind of content...

Thanks T!  

[BP93]

FahRENheit06 wrote...

*reads last few pages of thread*

Sweet zombie Jesus.

...anyway.

Take Back Omega DLC, yea? Exciting times? High hopes for good Ash dialogue? How would Ashley and Aria get along?

- Ren

No hope, less exciting times. I watched the whole Reaper DLC on youtube and the only opinion that I had afterwards was that I just lost about an hour of my life that I wouldn't get back.

I see Ashley getting along with Aria about the same way as she would with Miranda. As in, not very well.

[Rudy Lis]

BP93 wrote...

No hope, less exciting times. I watched the whole Reaper DLC on youtube and the only opinion that I had afterwards was that I just lost about an hour of my life that I wouldn't get back.

Just an hour? Oh, wait, I heard it on telephone mostly. With comments.

Regardless, Take on helicopters is on sale on Steam, "totally worth it". Much better way to spend hard earned cash.


Kenneth to Shepard:
- You need to know how to play nice.
- And lose nice. That's why I always bring some fireworks and party favors. *bang!*


Ashley to Shepard:
- Women are NOT weaker sex!
- They are. You always throw away "empty" toothpaste tube which I then use for 3-4 days more!


Shepard to Garrus:
- It may sound strange, but path to hungry female's heart is also through her stomach!


Shepard to Wrex and Eve:
- Dear parents, since lefties exist only on cutscenes, please, teach your kids to eat using left hand. They'll say you many thanks in future.


Shepard to Mordin:
- Come on, professor, all great deeds has began with "aww, fuсk with it, lets try!"


Grunt to Shepard:
- I... I feel rage! I want to kill, to beat, to crush! *headbutts window* What is it, Shepard?
- Well, I dunno, but look like periods to me...


- Kaidan, are you gay?
- H-how did you know? I was so obvious?
- No, just asked.


- Mom, can I conquer Europe and attack Russia?
- Learn how to paint first!


Joker to Shepard:
- Commander, did you know that Hawaii moves towards Japan for 10 cm each year?
- Pearl-Harbor wants personal revenge?


- Hey, Skipper.
- Hey, Ash. What are you doing?
- Here I am siting and thinking...
- "Why on earth I'm sitting and thinking when I should be in bed for 20 minutes now?"


From EDI's Log:
- Sometimes Shepard put on his best three-piece suit, turn on market channel on his PC and discuss Galactic Markets with his hamster, just for fun sake.


Shepard's first entry to Miranda's cabin:
- Can I swear here?
- No.
- Fuсk!


Excerpts from Mordin's journal:
It seems in human culture quietly lying on his couch guy instantly transforms into impudent idler when his ladylove comes in. Implications unpleasant.


Kaidan to Shepard:
- Bah, omni-tool calls...
- Yeah, remember in our childhood we used two cans connected via fishing line for communications?


- Shepard, do you believe in love at first sight?
- I believe in "you pissing me off" at first sight.


Anonymous message to Ashley:
- Don't look for black cat in dark room, especially when she's not there.
P.S. This is dog and hamster territory.

[krukow]

OneWomanArmy wrote...

This looks like Krukow's dream, I think I remember something about him mentioning that he wanted Ashley and Morrigan on the team at the same time once:

This would have been the greatest squad ever, ever.

[FahRENheit06]

BP93 wrote...

No hope, less exciting times. I watched the whole Reaper DLC on youtube and the only opinion that I had afterwards was that I just lost about an hour of my life that I wouldn't get back.

I see Ashley getting along with Aria about the same way as she would with Miranda. As in, not very well.

*lol* Optimistic as always. Or just realistic.

Reaper DLC? You mean Leviathan? Yea, my disappointment was palpable after beating that. The whole mythology of Mass Effect is getting more and more messed up the more they try and explain things. My boyfriend tried to explain the Resident Evil storyline to me once and my eyes just about rolled up into my head.

At least Omega is nice and simple, yea? Overrun by nice simple Cerberus and Reapers. Maybe there will actually be a boss battle.

- Ren

[krukow]

FahRENheit06 wrote...

BP93 wrote...

No hope, less exciting times. I watched the whole Reaper DLC on youtube and the only opinion that I had afterwards was that I just lost about an hour of my life that I wouldn't get back.

I see Ashley getting along with Aria about the same way as she would with Miranda. As in, not very well.

*lol* Optimistic as always. Or just realistic.

Reaper DLC? You mean Leviathan? Yea, my disappointment was palpable after beating that. The whole mythology of Mass Effect is getting more and more messed up the more they try and explain things. My boyfriend tried to explain the Resident Evil storyline to me once and my eyes just about rolled up into my head.

At least Omega is nice and simple, yea? Overrun by nice simple Cerberus and Reapers. Maybe there will actually be a boss battle.

- Ren

Dude, Leviathan totally has a boss battle!

When you talk to that dude in  your head! 

You even get to make like 3 or 4 conversation choices that... have no real effect on the outcome. 

BUT STILL!

[BP93]

FahRENheit06 wrote...

*lol* Optimistic as always. Or just realistic.

Reaper DLC? You mean Leviathan? Yea, my disappointment was palpable after beating that. The whole mythology of Mass Effect is getting more and more messed up the more they try and explain things. My boyfriend tried to explain the Resident Evil storyline to me once and my eyes just about rolled up into my head.

At least Omega is nice and simple, yea? Overrun by nice simple Cerberus and Reapers. Maybe there will actually be a boss battle.

- Ren

Ha, that's me. Ever the realist. 

The Resident Evil plotline makes sense if you follow closely. It's not easy to grasp as a n00b though, I'll say that. 

I doubt I'll even buy it anyway. Have only marginally touched the game singleplayer wise since the EC came out. Doesn't make sense to burn money on something with so little replay value. I'm enjoying Max Payne 3 right now.