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[Mr. Brainheart]

I enjoyed that dialogue Rudy. 'tis a nice change from all the boring stuff I have been required to read the last few days..
Well Dragon, if worst comes to worst and activity hits an all time low there's always Wrex and Ashley fanart to liven things up, :innocent: Although some people might be left speachless ... because of its beauty ofcourse.

ToP Ash:

By forever-in-a-day

Modifié par Mr. Brainheart, 27 septembre 2012 - 01:19 .

[Aurora313]

Shepard: So what's this party or whatever you've been invited to again?
Ashley: Ten year highschool reunion.
Shepard: Why the hell would you want to go?
Ashley: Because that's just what people do. Some old schoolmates like to compare careers, catch up, that kind of thing.
Shepard: You're a SpecTRe - one of only three human SpecTRes around, and a Lieutenant Commander - I'd say that trumps just about anything these guys could do.
Ashley: Do you always have to be this much of a kill joy? These things are supposed to be fun! And they'll probably want to know who I dragged along for the ride too. Just be nice. And behave!
Shepard: Hard to be nice when I don't see the point of this to begin with.
Ashley: Stop being a killjoy.
Shepard: But that's my middle name. John 'Killjoy' Shepard.
Ashley: Ruin this for me, and I kill you.
Shepard: I don't doubt it, but if people start asking me where I went to for highschool, I'm not gonna be pleased. I ran with gangs remember?
Ashley: Everyone loves a reformed badboy. 
Shepard: *strained* Great...
Ashley: Just do that adorable dorky look and everyone'll love you.
Shepard: *makes a face* what 'look'?!
Ashley: That one.
Shepard: ... this is my normal look ...!
Ashley: And everyone'll love you. Don't worry, the Media is only a few blocks away. Just smile and wave.
Shepard: ... You're f*cking kidding me!?
Ashley: Certainly not.
Shepard: .... I hate you. You're a bad person. <_<
Ashley: I love you too, Skipper. <3

[Rudy Lis]

Aurora313 wrote...

I've considered it several times, but with my size and stature, I physically could not join. Too short, too weak and too f*ckin' wussy.

Israel has conscription. And ladies serve there as well. I saw quite a petite girl, I guess not even 150 cm height, who carried FN MAG as her primary weapon. On top of standard rig.
So I guess it's not about height: during my training my company only had 2 guys whos height was ~ 155 cm. Ironically they were designated as crew-served weapon crew. I guess somebody at HQ had sick sense of humour.

Aurora313 wrote...

My problem is, that when I get going, I tear through work like no tomorrow. I could knock it all over in an afternoon, but at the same time, I can't seem to motivate myself to do it. When I get started, you have to physically hold me down to stop, but it's the whole getting started part that's the problem.

High inertia, I know. I guess we're from same side of fence.

Mr. Brainheart wrote...

I enjoyed that dialogue Rudy.

My pleasure.

Mr. Brainheart wrote...

'tis a nice change from all the boring stuff I have been required to read the last few days..

Bleh, don't go there. I have to dig through lot of bureacratic crap for several days now, on several languages. It seems there is conspiracy that turns all languages into amorph, unnatural set of words instead of brief, short and clear packs of information. Read some US docs, it's just doublefacepalm, combined with doublefacepalmtable. It is increasingly hard not to refer to George Carlin, really.



Well, I guess that's final batch of my rantings, since I depleted supply of those I can translate properly.

- Chief Williams!
- Sir?
- How’s your reports are going?
- I have sabbatical DGAF…


Ashley to Liara:
- Nobody cares about your “inner self”. People care about you looking good, laughing at their jokes and NOT GETTING STUCK IN DOORWAY!


Excerpts from Mordin’s journal:
According to Shepard, one wise man said that meeting woman who understands you completely is very dangerous, because it usually results in marriage.


Being father of seven girls, Shepard, after Ashley gave birth to their eighth, gave up and named her David.


- Good morning, Commander.
- Hello, my love.
- How did you slept?
- Not enough.


Shepard on Citadel, buying new pillow. Clerk to Shepard:
- How do you sleep?
- Badly.
- No, no, I mean on your back, on your side…
- Doesn’t matter.


Liara to Ashley:
- Pride, arrogance, ignorance, laziness…
- It’s all about you, Liara!


- Wake up, Ash! This day won’t turn to shіtty one all by itself!


Ashley to Shepard:
- It’s inhuman! It’s autumn, even nature dies and you want to me to do something?!


Ashley:
- Oh, Dark powers! Hear me! Answer my call!
Sleepy Shepard:
- …and make her damn sandwich already…


Shepard to Garrus:
- Strange… why when you surrounded by clowns you doesn’t actually feel good?


Shepard comforting Liara:
- Don’t be upset because of that nonsense. After all, that nonsense is not upset because of you.


- Ashley, hear me! You have to tell them everything. Everything you ever thought about them! If they are not around – call them or leave message! Trust me, I know, I’m alcohol!


Cerberus firing squad:
- Shoot this one, this one, and that one.
- Please, don’t shoot me, I don’t want that!
- Okay, don’t shoot that one, he doesn’t want.


- Ash, you don’t feel hot in all that make-up?


Ashley to Shepard:
- What do you want from me? First hours after waking I’m quite slowpoke.
- Yeah, about first twelve hours.


Allers to Shepard:
- Good morning, commander!
- Bad morning.
- What’s wrong?
- Some people just ****** me off!
- Tell them to get lost.
- Get lost!


Liara to Shepard:
- I put all blame on me.
- I also put all blame on you.


Kelly to Shepard:
- How you feeling, Shepard?
- Fairly decent – want to run around; pour everything in napalm and burn.


Store clerk to Shepard:
- Can you look for two more credits, please? It’s seems I can’t give you change, there is some error.
- Okay, show me your two credits.


Barman to Ashley:
- What to you wish today, Chief?
- Usual stuff.
- Okay. SECURITY! Throw her out!


Ashley to Shepard:
- Hate those moments.
- When your superior enters room you're in and your face bears fresh prints from your sleeves?


Ashley to Shepard:
- Why you like Mako so much?
- Where I came from we have 4 seasons: mud, dry mud, mud, frozen mud.


- Shepard! I’ve heard to you have console…
- Well, to some extent…
- And what kind of console it is?
- If played well – about 8 inches.


- Ash, when you told me you have personal transportation I had no idea you meant broom.


- Please, understand, it’s not about you, it’s about me. I’m ideal, you – tol-lol.


Ashley to Shepard:
- Sorry I haven’t paid you a visit while you were in detention center.
- Oh, don’t worry, I had quite a company.
- Company?
- Yeah. Four cuties.
- CUTIES?!
- Aha. Walls.


- Shepard, we just don’t understand each other! Do you understand?
- No.


Harbringer to Shepard:
- Resistance is futile!
- Suck it, I brought condenser!

Modifié par Rudy Lis, 27 septembre 2012 - 02:23 .

[Dragon_Claw]

The dynamic trio.

[iSousek]

Obvakhi wrote...

I like this one. This one's a keeper

[CptData]

FYI: currently cleaning my PC after an infection by a ransom trojan / virus ...

Highly frustrating, but every step I did so far helped to fix that problem.

[iSousek]

Trojan was demanding ransom? xD

Did you go all Liam Neeson on him xD

[BP93]

Ashley: "I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my Skipper go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."


Shepard (to the bad guys): "Oh, you guys are so screwed now. Believe me."

Modifié par BP93, 27 septembre 2012 - 04:50 .

[ADLegend21]

BP93 wrote...


Ashley: "I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my Skipper go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."


Shepard (to the bad guys): "Oh, you guys are so screwed now. Believe me."

I can actually see Shepard being in the background screaming that then Ashley just glares at her in response.

[Igib]

Sounds funny, but ain't funny at all.

Although...

[Dragon_Claw]

DAT FLUFF!


by Berserker79

[Rudy Lis]

I don't know where you got that stuff, but it is total, absolute win.

[ADLegend21]

Rudy Lis wrote...

I don't know where you got that stuff, but it is total, absolute win.

From the Ashley group on DA

[OMGsideboob]

One thing I have noticed is how they completely altered Ashley in 3... It's like they wanted her to replace Miranda and she's all girly in this one, but she was sorta "tough hot" in 1 and 2... like Lara Croft in a way...

[krukow]

OMGsideboob wrote...

One thing I have noticed is how they completely altered Ashley in 3... It's like they wanted her to replace Miranda and she's all girly in this one, but she was sorta "tough hot" in 1 and 2... like Lara Croft in a way...

You are not alone in noticing this.

The consensus seems to be that we like the new look, but do miss the old look, and wish it was an option (at least the bun).

Though obviously everyone has their own opinion...

[CptData]

OMGsideboob wrote...

One thing I have noticed is how they completely altered Ashley in 3... It's like they wanted her to replace Miranda and she's all girly in this one, but she was sorta "tough hot" in 1 and 2... like Lara Croft in a way...

Nahh ... not exactly. Ashley in ME3 is nowhere close to Miranda of ME2.
Dunno how to explain this, I just can try.

Miranda in ME2 kinda reminded me of Ashley. She came with some similar treats but also enough different parts in her character to be clearly not Ash.
Traits she has in common with Ash are her strong personality, tough outside and her soft inner side. Also Miranda is family loving - when it comes to her sister. And, of course, she's very loyal towards her organization. Eventually she realizes Cerberus' goals are not compatible with her own beliefs.
I think that's one of the reasons why people confuse Ash with Miranda, especially those who never played ME1.

However, ME3!Ashley doesn't remind me of Miranda. Her looks? Maybe. She comes with a catsuit (but since an armor outfit is available, you can avoid a catsuit-Ash in the field) and open hair (which you only can get rid of with full body armor + helmets visible).
Her character? Nope. And that's caused by the simple fact ME3!Ashley doesn't come with much of a character. She's reduced to exactly two traits: her trust issues (feeling overdone by a lot) and her family (which got reduced to few lines about her dad and a cameo of her sister Sarah). Nearly 50% of the image I have in my mind comes from ME1, the other half comes from my own ideas (headcanon). ME3!Ashley doesn't contribute much to my idea of her - only the romance adds something new. Outside that, Ash is just an empty shell.

I can't say Miranda in ME2 feels like an empty shell without her romance. She's a fully developed character - maybe not without development flaws, but still a much better job than what the guy did with Ash in ME3.

[ADLegend21]

OMGsideboob wrote...

One thing I have noticed is how they completely altered Ashley in 3... It's like they wanted her to replace Miranda and she's all girly in this one, but she was sorta "tough hot" in 1 and 2... like Lara Croft in a way...

Not this again....

Letting her hair down is not "making her like Miranda". ther's nothing wrong with being Girly, not a damn thing. shes ays in ME1 that she likes "sensitive stuff" so ti's not like she's a totaly tomboy and then shows up wearing pink everything. Everyone was mde prettier in the Me3 engine and people were altered, but their characters remained largely the same. Ashley's still her usual boss self and that's what matters,

[krukow]

ADLegend21 wrote...

OMGsideboob wrote...

One thing I have noticed is how they completely altered Ashley in 3... It's like they wanted her to replace Miranda and she's all girly in this one, but she was sorta "tough hot" in 1 and 2... like Lara Croft in a way...

Not this again....

Letting her hair down is not "making her like Miranda". ther's nothing wrong with being Girly, not a damn thing. shes ays in ME1 that she likes "sensitive stuff" so ti's not like she's a totaly tomboy and then shows up wearing pink everything. Everyone was mde prettier in the Me3 engine and people were altered, but their characters remained largely the same. Ashley's still her usual boss self and that's what matters,

You know, if you're going to be all high-and-mighty about how we need to welcome newcomers, you can't turn around and B*TCH WHEN THEY BRING UP A TOPIC THAT'S BEEN DISCUSSED BEFORE.  They're new.  So if they ask, or comment on something, don't start with "not this again".  Okay?

You are such a douche sometimes.

[sporeaddict101]

OMGsideboob wrote...

One thing I have noticed is how they completely altered Ashley in 3... It's like they wanted her to replace Miranda and she's all girly in this one, but she was sorta "tough hot" in 1 and 2... like Lara Croft in a way...

Hey your name is so funny 
I think they focused too much on boosting her appearance instead of her overall character arc. They dulled her down bit in ME3, to me. I LOVE her look in ME1 and am absolutely fine with her ME3 look. I think she's still "tough hot" in this one, just with a little more hot I guess  
I really don't know if they wanted to "replace" Miranda with her, but I do think there might be some sort of connection there. Maybe they wanted to see if there would be competition or something, which I think is bull**** if that's the case.
I do agree on Lara Croft...both of them are badass' for sure 

[BP93]

@krukow.... ty ty

Anyway, who's watching Thursday Night Football? Ash is a Browns fan you know..

[BadExamp1e]

krukow wrote...

ADLegend21 wrote...

OMGsideboob wrote...

One thing I have noticed is how they completely altered Ashley in 3... It's like they wanted her to replace Miranda and she's all girly in this one, but she was sorta "tough hot" in 1 and 2... like Lara Croft in a way...

Not this again....

Letting her hair down is not "making her like Miranda". ther's nothing wrong with being Girly, not a damn thing. shes ays in ME1 that she likes "sensitive stuff" so ti's not like she's a totaly tomboy and then shows up wearing pink everything. Everyone was mde prettier in the Me3 engine and people were altered, but their characters remained largely the same. Ashley's still her usual boss self and that's what matters,

You know, if you're going to be all high-and-mighty about how we need to welcome newcomers, you can't turn around and B*TCH WHEN THEY BRING UP A TOPIC THAT'S BEEN DISCUSSED BEFORE.  They're new.  So if they ask, or comment on something, don't start with "not this again".  Okay?

You are such a douche sometimes.

Amen to that.

It won't take the newcomers long to learn though..

Modifié par BadExamp1e, 27 septembre 2012 - 11:20 .

[krukow]

BP93 wrote...

@krukow.... ty ty

Anyway, who's watching Thursday Night Football? Ash is a Browns fan you know..

Nope.

You will not tarnish Ash with any affiliation to Cleveland.  That's just gross and worse than the space racist thing.

Ash roots for the SF Giants/Niners.

CANON.

[BP93]

Why do you think Ash likes poetry? Helps her deal with the emotional turmoil that comes with being a Cleveland fan.

Btw, if Browns lose I'm going to go ape **** because I will be drinking. And depending on the game, it could be heavily.

[krukow]

BP93 wrote...

Why do you think Ash likes poetry? Helps her deal with the emotional turmoil that comes with being a Cleveland fan.

Btw, if Browns lose I'm going to go ape **** because I will be drinking. And depending on the game, it could be heavily.

Ashley does not root for the browns.  I will not debate this with you ADLegend BP93.

Get over it.  It doesn't have to be the Niners (though SF Giants are a must), but not the Browns.

[BP93]

Who said there was a debate? I am stating facts.