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[CptData]

redbaron76 wrote...

Is it me or is this thread getting kinkier than before.

Shepard: If you lack good ideas, use the kinky stuff.
Ashley: Alright, Skipper.
Shepard: Fine. We better see the Council now ...

*later*

Shepard: Ash ... *shakes head*
Ashley: Yes?
Shepard: When I said "if you lack good ideas, use the kinky stuff" I didn't mean a full striptease.
Ashley: You ran out of good ideas and I helped you to get the job done. Now we get paid twice as much as before and the Normandy gets fixed.
Shepard: And the entire galaxy knows in what shape you trimmed your ******.
Ashley: I don't have any ... ?!
Shepard: ... and now BSN knows it too. *facepalms*

[Aurora313]

Ashley: *sigh*
Shepard: What's the matter, Ash?
Ashley: My last sister go married just two days ago...
Shepard: A wedding? Wow, why didn't you tell me? I would have made Joker turn right back home.
Ashley: Because we were in the middle of slaughtering Cerberus reminants, and I know how fun that is for you.
Shepard: Yeah... but you could have told me.
Ashley: ... *sigh* Abby looked so pretty....
Shepard: I'm sure she did.
Ashley: John - tell me I'm pretty.
Shepard: Were this not a public room, I would take you in a manly fashion.
Ashley: Cause I'm pretty.
Shepard: Because you're gorgeous.
Ashley: 'public place', hmm...? There's only one way to fix that.
Shepard: Agreed. *picks her up bridal style.* Time for some physical training, Lieutenant Williams.
Ashley: *giggling* Yes sir!

(yeah - I don't know about yours, but my Shepard(s) take GREAT pleasure in killing Cerberus mooks+screwing their operations. After Sanctuary though, he stops taking pleasure and considers his actions mercy kills.)

Modifié par Aurora313, 30 septembre 2012 - 03:57 .

[ADLegend21]

Nicely done Aurora.

[JedTed]

Aurora313 wrote...

(yeah - I don't know about yours, but my Shepard(s) take GREAT pleasure in killing Cerberus mooks+screwing their operations. After Sanctuary though, he stops taking pleasure and considers his actions mercy kills.)

Everytime my Shepard kills a Cerberus trooper he thinks of all of his men that died on Akuze.  He also patiently awaits Aria's call to help her take back Omega from the Cerberus goons.

[BP93]

Is it just me or are there like NO interesting games today? It's all blowouts aside from this Pats-Bills game. Was watching 9ers and Jets but Sanchez is such a joke.

Sundays without my Browns... *sniff* *sob*



Puppy face.

[CptData]

^ I got Borderlands 2 and may get Farcry 3 ... but that's pretty much all the jazz, BP93.

@OWA: just try to keep something alive here in the thread ... ^^
And no Top-Ash. Top-Dialogue *g*

Ashley: Fine! You win, I give up!
Shepard: There's no opt out for you, Ash.
Joker: You said you love fun and joined our game.
Vega: Right.
Traynor: Drop it, baby!
Liara: Don't be shy, Ash. Look at me!
Ashley: No, thanks. Not everyone enjoys to show own stuff.
Joker: Oh c'mon, Ashley. Everyone lost a round or two.
Vega: Right!
Shepard: Now, do it. Drop it, Ash.
Ashley: Fine. But you should know I feel naked without it!
Joker: That's the purpose of the game.
Vega: Right.
Traynor: Everything alright, James? You seem distracted ...
Vega: Must keep blood in brain.
Shepard: Ashley?
Ashley: God you're annoying. Fine. Here you go. Dropping the good stuff ... stop looking you perv!
Traynor: Sorry, couldn't resist.
Ashley: Here: my frickin' Black Widow. Here you go.
Joker: I must say it's kinda unfair you came with a full armor, two extra layers of underclothes, eight guns, three special tools and everything just to avoid getting naked in our nice session of strip poker ...
Vega: Right.
Shepard: Someone told her ...
Liara: Why's everyone looking at me?
Traynor: Who was running through the ship inviting everyone for a "fun game" while your newest tattoo on your back says "I'm a strip poker queen"?
Liara: Oh ... that.
Traynor: Not to speak of the near-crash-experience at the Citadel docking bay 26 when you entered Joker's cockpit with nothing than your bare skin ...
Vega: Must ... keep ... blood pressure ...
Ashley: I don't know those persons.
Shepard: They're your friends, Ash.
Ashley: Not sure 'bout that, Skip. C'mon, get a real job for us. The crew is acting odd.
Shepard: Will do. But first, let's finish our game.
Joker: Nah. Someone should check Vega first ...

Modifié par CptData, 30 septembre 2012 - 10:30 .

[iSousek]

CptData wrote...

^ I got Borderlands 2 and may get Farcry 3 ... but that's pretty much all the jazz, BP93.

Think he was talking about real sport games xD

[FahRENheit06]

Are you not updating Duet Effect anymore, Aurora?

BP93 wrote...

Sundays without my Browns... *sniff* *sob* 

*lol* A Browns fan. Awesome. I think my parents think they're the only ones who still root for the Browns. 

I'm also playing Borderlands 2. Instead of finishing Skyrim. Fail. Snipers rule though. Zero is the sh*t.

- Ren

[BP93]

Well you thought wrong Ren. I'm a fan, through thick and thin.

And if you go back a few pages, you'll see Ashley is one too. Let krukow have his delusions.

[Aurora313]

FahRENheit06 wrote...

Are you not updating Duet Effect anymore, Aurora?

BP93 wrote...

Sundays without my Browns... *sniff* *sob* 

*lol* A Browns fan. Awesome. I think my parents think they're the only ones who still root for the Browns. 

I'm also playing Borderlands 2. Instead of finishing Skyrim. Fail. Snipers rule though. Zero is the sh*t.

- Ren

Hehaha! I had honestly forgotten about it! I'm so sorry about that.

But, now that you've brought it to my attention, I'll get the draft for the next chapter ready. IT's just that Real life has gotten in the way. Sorry about that.

Gonna start writing shortly.

[Grimez7]

Just thought i'd drop this here.
*Boop*

[Aurora313]

Aw.... so cute....

Modifié par Aurora313, 01 octobre 2012 - 02:56 .

[FahRENheit06]

Aurora313 wrote...

FahRENheit06 wrote...

Are you not updating Duet Effect anymore, Aurora?

- Ren

Hehaha! I had honestly forgotten about it! I'm so sorry about that.

But, now that you've brought it to my attention, I'll get the draft for the next chapter ready. IT's just that Real life has gotten in the way. Sorry about that.

Gonna start writing shortly.

Ha, no pressure. I was just wondering if I'd missed something in the past couple weeks since I haven't been terribly active forum-wise. If anyone understands real life getting in the way of writing, it's me. Now, if I can get one chapter out every two weeks I'm ever so proud, when before I was jammin' out OU like every 5-7 days. /shakes head

You and Badpie are among the few Ashley fic writer/enthusiasts still workin'.

Keep the faith, BP 

- Ren

[Time Laspe]

Aurora313 wrote...



Aw.... so cute....

So cute...

[scotiej]

Nice reference to Firefly Aurora, liked that part.

[Dragon_Claw]

Time Laspe wrote...

Aurora313 wrote...



Aw.... so cute....

So cute...

DAT UNIFORM!  

[sporeian]

And fan fic...done!

[BP93]

@Ren... faith is about all I have left.

And yes, Dat Uniform. **** you Bioware!!!

[hotdogbsg]

[sporeian]

hotdogbsg wrote...

Shepard: She's drunk again!

[BP93]

You're going to have to explain that one to us ^ lol

[Dragon_Claw]

hotdogbsg wrote...

She´s out cold...

Swipe her watch, quickly!

Modifié par Dragon_Claw, 01 octobre 2012 - 06:42 .

[hotdogbsg]

Dragon_Claw wrote...

hotdogbsg wrote...

She´s out cold...

Swipe her watch, quickly!

Cerberus are now the fashion police, apparently

Modifié par hotdogbsg, 01 octobre 2012 - 06:57 .

[hotdogbsg]

 Probably the start of a longer story from DA. They can be found here:
http://xnamasse.devi...e/39156947&qo=7