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[BP93]

Well that proves it. Tali = worst squadmate ever. Do you think Wrex would've been intimidated by a Phantom?

Unless it was a set-up...

[Rudy Lis]

BP93 wrote...

Is it just me or are there like NO interesting games today?

I thought you're hockey fan, no?
No need to tell me about that fuss in NHL, I'm pretty sure there are ways to watch games in internet. Well, I do that if I can't visit game personally - I don't have TV anyway.

CptData wrote...

^ I got Borderlands 2 and may get Farcry 3 ... but that's pretty much all the jazz, BP93.

"Jazz"?
Not sure for Far Cry 3. I mean that's Ubi and not ea, but still, from what I gathered so far, it is not kind of a game I want.
But, Jedem das seine, I guess.
Recently finished most of Skyrim and I guess I'm done with it. Double facepalm in many aspects, good Gothic in others, and, while still better than ME3, overall it is still "bleh".
Time to take on helicopters, I think. Or to cast some hearts of iron. Or paying visit to shogun (btw, last chance to get Total War core games with discount).

BP93 wrote...

Well that proves it. Tali = worst squadmate ever.

Don't pry boards with microscope. Maybe you'll succeed, but there are better tools for that.

[CptData]

BP93 wrote...

Well that proves it. Tali = worst squadmate ever. Do you think Wrex would've been intimidated by a Phantom?

Unless it was a set-up...

Wrex would headbutt them out of the way.

I wonder why Shepard's not headbutting through the game. Someone who's able to headbutt a Krogan without breaking one's skull should be a master of melee - and win must duells by headbutt-finishing-move


Ashley: Stop headbutting everyone, Skip. That's not good for your brain.
Shepard: What? I'm totally fine, just headache ...
Ashley: Chakwas said your brain took already some damage.
Shepard: Chak-who?
Ashley: That nice lady that patches you up after every mission.
Shepard: Oh that lady. And you're ... who?
Ashley: *facepalms*
Shepard: Ah, you're the one that's here for my own pleasure. Which reminds me it's time for my daily sex. Hop on!
Ashley: <_< Ass.

[Aurora313]

Ashley: Oh, god. He's a mess...!
Kaidan: Stay focused Ash! We need to get him to an evac. His armor's lifesupport is fried, and the Cybernetics are only going to last so long!
Ashley: He's barely breathing!
Shepard: *coughs weakly, blood from mouth*
Kaidan: Sh*t! *quick omnit-tool scan* His lung's totally collapsed!
Ashley: Damn it! Isn't there anything we can do! We can't lose him again! I can't lose him again!
Kaidan: I know Ash! Now help me apply the medigel! If we do that, he might last long enough to get him to the Normandy!
Ashley: Right! *To Shepard, whispered.* Don't you dare die on me, Skipper.

Modifié par Aurora313, 01 octobre 2012 - 12:01 .

[CptData]

^ I love this.

Too bad one of them had to die on Virmire. I really would have loved to see this in the last moments of ME3 ^^

[Rudy Lis]

CptData wrote...

I wonder why Shepard's not headbutting through the game. 

Because melee sucks.
See for yourself, all melee enemies either a) numerous (wave husks) or very strong a.k.a. hard to kill and capable to instant-kill you (wave phantoms, brutes, banshees). Otherwise, they wouldn't been able to present any decent threat, really. Remove phantoms "barrel roll" damage resist - they die in 2 headshots from Valiant (I'd say 1 should suffice) like most other "humanoids".
And, somehow I think that in closer-to-reality environment (ME1-alike), anyone trying to attack anybody in melee outside of heavily build-up or somehow other obstructed  landscape (foliage, rugged terrain, bad visibility (not sure for "real" future)) would've been dead in about couple of seconds after leaving cover.

[CptData]

It was a joke question, buddy ^^



Still my favorite Ashley.

[iSousek]

Aurora313 wrote...



Aw.... so cute....

Plus

Grimez7 wrote...

Just thought i'd drop this here.
*Boop*

Awwwwww 

[Rudy Lis]

CptData wrote...

It was a joke question, buddy ^^

But it was good reason to spread my rantings again.
Anyone knows what kind of kinetic energy ME projectiles has? In ME1, since in ME2/3 it's just worse than airsoft - 50/100 m/s...

CptData wrote...

Still my favorite Ashley.

Avatar of Cuteness. Goddess of Beauty, Family and Cozyness. I think we should build an altar. Or church. You'll be our head priest. "Riflebutt church of happy Ashleyholysm".

Why they changed her angelic look into that thing from ME3? Why?


Autumn, that strange time between "F1 season comes to an end" and "Biathlon season is on approach".
Berny, damn it, make grand prix each weekend!

[CptData]

Dunno. I love Ash, at least I love the image I have of her in my head. Which is 50% headcanon and nearly 50% Ashley of ME1 *g*


Another beautiful pic of her. I love Ashley's eyes ^^

[Rudy Lis]

CptData wrote...

Dunno. I love Ash, at least I love the image I have of her in my head. Which is 50% headcanon and nearly 50% Ashley of ME1 *g*

I don't have "head-kanone", but otherwise, we seems to be in agreement.

CptData wrote...

I love Ashley's eyes ^^

Well, I typed "Ochi kariye" for reason. 

[ExorioN PL]

Here you go.

Modifié par ExorioN PL, 01 octobre 2012 - 02:32 .

[Aurora313]

You know, for some reason - I don't really know why - I just got the idea that post-war, (My) Shepard and Ashley's relationship would become either very physical, or almost completely platonic.

Physical for obvious reasons, because they're making up for lost time, want to take comfort in one another's embrace, or just simply dependant on the other's presense to justify their own existance anymore and keep grasp of what little of their sanity remains.

Or platonic - one or both have reached a point where they're simply too screwed up from the tolls of the Reaper war to maintain any kind of physical connection with the other, but still care for and love each other. The bond between the two never has to be spoken, but will always exist with the persistant desire to protect the other from harm... The remainder of their lives probably won't be happy in either case, but they'd still love each other and probably wouldn't be happy loving anyone else.

Maybe I'm going a little into Freud terrority (then again, Ashley's attraction to Para M!Shep and her intial trust issues can be attributed to that field of pshycology.), but that's just an idea I had.... and I can't help but notice some parrallels between Full Metal Alchemist's Mustang/Hawkeye ship and Shepard/Ashley.

In fact, that's probably where I got the idea from in the first place.

I really, really don't know. What do you guys think?

[FahRENheit06]

Both are pretty sound possibilities, Aurora. Besides, can't it be both? I mean, for the first year or two they might be physical and on an adrenaline rush of savoring every minute together since they had so little time before/during the Reaper war. But passion can start to ebb, especially if they're not in the same place on where their relationship is going. Then it might reach a point of it being too painful to be together but too tangled in each other's lives to break up.

That's sort of how I saw an epilogue to OU down the line, anyway. Marital troubles, communication issues, not knowing where the other is at, etc.

- Ren

[BP93]

FahRENheit06 wrote...

Both are pretty sound possibilities, Aurora. Besides, can't it be both? I mean, for the first year or two they might be physical and on an adrenaline rush of savoring every minute together since they had so little time before/during the Reaper war. But passion can start to ebb, especially if they're not in the same place on where their relationship is going. Then it might reach a point of it being too painful to be together but too tangled in each other's lives to break up.

That's sort of how I saw an epilogue to OU down the line, anyway. Marital troubles, communication issues, not knowing where the other is at, etc.

- Ren

ROFL

"Where were you last night?"
"You said you'd be home by 10."
"Why do you smell like booze?"
"Is that lipstick on your face?"



EDIT: Those questions are from Shepard directed towards Ashley, mind you.

Modifié par BP93, 01 octobre 2012 - 03:51 .

[krukow]

BP93 wrote..."Is that lipstick on your face?"

Shep's a fan of the Rocky Horror Picture Show I see...

[Zazzerka]

BP93 wrote...
"Where were you last night?"
"You said you'd be home by 10."
"Why do you smell like booze?"
"Is that lipstick on your face?"

Makes me wonder, Shepard's done a lot of amazing things, imagine how much that'd go to their head once they've got a few beers in them.

"I'll have to ask you to quieten down sir, you're disturbing the other patrons."
"I saved the galaxy from the reapers, have you saved the galaxy from the reapers!?"
"No, sir.."
"No. No you haven't."

[BP93]

krukow wrote...

BP93 wrote..."Is that lipstick on your face?"

Shep's a fan of the Rocky Horror Picture Show I see...

Check the edit dawg.

Reminds me of a great song too btw. Off to youtube now.

Here it is:
www.youtube.com/watch

"Spilled her coffee, broke her shoelace."

I can see Ash having a bad day. Everything just goes wrong. Can also see her eventually just saying "**** it, I'm done." as well.

Modifié par BP93, 01 octobre 2012 - 04:01 .

[iSousek]

BP93 wrote...

FahRENheit06 wrote...

Both are pretty sound possibilities, Aurora. Besides, can't it be both? I mean, for the first year or two they might be physical and on an adrenaline rush of savoring every minute together since they had so little time before/during the Reaper war. But passion can start to ebb, especially if they're not in the same place on where their relationship is going. Then it might reach a point of it being too painful to be together but too tangled in each other's lives to break up.

That's sort of how I saw an epilogue to OU down the line, anyway. Marital troubles, communication issues, not knowing where the other is at, etc.

- Ren

ROFL

"Where were you last night?"
"You said you'd be home by 10."
"Why do you smell like booze?"
"Is that lipstick on your face?"



EDIT: Those questions are from Shepard directed towards Ashley, mind you.

Ashley was making out with a girl? Can't believe you went there 

Modifié par iSousek, 01 octobre 2012 - 03:59 .

[krukow]

BP93 wrote...

krukow wrote...

BP93 wrote..."Is that lipstick on your face?"

Shep's a fan of the Rocky Horror Picture Show I see...

Check the edit dawg.

Nope, I get to decide what you meant

[BP93]

iSousek wrote...

BP93 wrote...

FahRENheit06 wrote...

Both are pretty sound possibilities, Aurora. Besides, can't it be both? I mean, for the first year or two they might be physical and on an adrenaline rush of savoring every minute together since they had so little time before/during the Reaper war. But passion can start to ebb, especially if they're not in the same place on where their relationship is going. Then it might reach a point of it being too painful to be together but too tangled in each other's lives to break up.

That's sort of how I saw an epilogue to OU down the line, anyway. Marital troubles, communication issues, not knowing where the other is at, etc.

- Ren

ROFL

"Where were you last night?"
"You said you'd be home by 10."
"Why do you smell like booze?"
"Is that lipstick on your face?"



EDIT: Those questions are from Shepard directed towards Ashley, mind you.

Ashley was making out with a girl? Can't believe you went there 

ARE YOU CALLING ME A HOMOPHOBE

In my canon, Shepard is the stable home body while Ash is the troublemaking party girl. Shepard stays up late at night wondering where she is. Later suggests marital counseling.

SEXIST

[krukow]

BP93 wrote...

iSousek wrote...
Ashley was making out with a girl? Can't believe you went there 

ARE YOU CALLING ME A HOMOPHOBE

In my canon, Shepard is the stable home body while Ash is the troublemaking party girl. Shepard stays up late at night wondering where she is. Later suggests marital counseling.

SEXIST

I can't believe you turned ashley gay BP.

I just don't know you anymore...

[BP93]

krukow wrote...

BP93 wrote...

iSousek wrote...
Ashley was making out with a girl? Can't believe you went there 

ARE YOU CALLING ME A HOMOPHOBE

In my canon, Shepard is the stable home body while Ash is the troublemaking party girl. Shepard stays up late at night wondering where she is. Later suggests marital counseling.

SEXIST

I can't believe you turned ashley gay BP.

I just don't know you anymore...

LMAO

Check it: Reference the song above, she simply accidentally smeared her own lipstick.

Crisis averted, problem solved.

[krukow]

BP93 wrote...Check it: Reference the song above, she simply accidentally smeared her own lipstick.

Crisis averted, problem solved.

Okay, you're forgiven, but only because I now have this mental image of Ashley trying to adjust to normal life (parties, social life, less killing) and being completely inept about it...

[hotdogbsg]

BP93 wrote...

Well that proves it. Tali = worst squadmate ever. Do you think Wrex would've been intimidated by a Phantom?

Unless it was a set-up...

Pfffft, Hell no!

Wrex would have headbutted the Phantom, made the other Cerberus agents pee themselves in fear, chuck the unconscious damsel over his shoulder and head straight to the bar.