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[BP93]

krukow wrote...

BP93 wrote...Check it: Reference the song above, she simply accidentally smeared her own lipstick.

Crisis averted, problem solved.

Okay, you're forgiven, but only because I now have this mental image of Ashley trying to adjust to normal life (parties, social life, less killing) and being completely inept about it...

So, Ashley is basically anti-social? That's not a mental image, that's fact.

Why do you think she's hiding in the observation room all the time?

EDIT ToP:



GURL Y U LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT

Modifié par BP93, 01 octobre 2012 - 04:19 .

[krukow]

I don't think she's anti-social, she's just socially inept. She has no idea how to do certain civilian activities.

She has wicked dance moves though.

And my Ashley comes out of the observation room all the time. ALL. THE. TIME.

...shutup.

[BP93]

krukow wrote...

I don't think she's anti-social, she's just socially inept. She has no idea how to do certain civilian activities.

She has wicked dance moves though.

And my Ashley comes out of the observation room all the time. ALL. THE. TIME.

...shutup.

Taking two steps out of the room and into the bathroom doesn't count.

[krukow]

BP93 wrote...

krukow wrote...

I don't think she's anti-social, she's just socially inept. She has no idea how to do certain civilian activities.

She has wicked dance moves though.

And my Ashley comes out of the observation room all the time. ALL. THE. TIME.

...shutup.

Taking two steps out of the room and into the bathroom doesn't count.

She misses Kaidan that one time!  And she comes up the night before Cronos.

AND ALL THE MISSIONS HAPPEN OUTSIDE THE OBSERVATION ROOM, AND SHE GOES ON THEM ALL, SO THAT SHOWS WHAT YOU KNOW MR STUPID HEAD!!

Just kidding, you have a smart head 

[BP93]

krukow wrote...

BP93 wrote...

krukow wrote...

I don't think she's anti-social, she's just socially inept. She has no idea how to do certain civilian activities.

She has wicked dance moves though.

And my Ashley comes out of the observation room all the time. ALL. THE. TIME.

...shutup.

Taking two steps out of the room and into the bathroom doesn't count.

She misses Kaidan that one time!  And she comes up the night before Cronos.

AND ALL THE MISSIONS HAPPEN OUTSIDE THE OBSERVATION ROOM, AND SHE GOES ON THEM ALL, SO THAT SHOWS WHAT YOU KNOW MR STUPID HEAD!!

Just kidding, you have a smart head 

Face it: Ashley is just a poor lost soul.

And the missions don't count either. You practically have to drag her out of her room kicking and screaming. Same for the romance scene, she was just coming up to steal your stash of Oreos but got sidetracked.

[krukow]

BP93 wrote...
Face it: Ashley is just a poor lost soul.

And the missions don't count either. You practically have to drag her out of her room kicking and screaming. Same for the romance scene, she was just coming up to steal your stash of Oreos but got sidetracked.

We've conferred, and Ashley thinks you're mean.

She requests that you only romance Tali or Cortez from now on.

She reccomends Cortez, he has an actual face...

[BP93]

krukow wrote...

BP93 wrote...
Face it: Ashley is just a poor lost soul.

And the missions don't count either. You practically have to drag her out of her room kicking and screaming. Same for the romance scene, she was just coming up to steal your stash of Oreos but got sidetracked.

We've conferred, and Ashley thinks you're mean.

She requests that you only romance Tali or Cortez from now on.

She reccomends Cortez, he has an actual face...

The truth hurts doesn't it?

ASHLEY WAS ONLY IN IT FOR THE OREOS

Love? Pffft... she played you. The ultimate con-(wo)man.

[krukow]

No, BP, Ashley just never loved YOU.

Because, really, no one could ever love you.

[BP93]

krukow wrote...

No, BP, Ashley just never loved YOU.

Because, really, no one could ever love you.

www.youtube.com/watch

You thought wrong dawg.

(5:20 if the video link doesn't work right)

Fact. Actual proof. Evidence.

However, your Shepard doesn't know the difference between his ass and his elbow. How is he supposed to know what love is? How do you know Miranda even replaced his heart? It's probably just a black hole where the heart used to be now.

[krukow]

BP93 wrote...www.youtube.com/watch

You thought wrong dawg.

(5:20 if the video link doesn't work right)

Fact. Actual proof. Evidence.

However, your Shepard doesn't know the difference between his ass and his elbow. How is he supposed to know what love is? How do you know Miranda even replaced his heart? It's probably just a black hole where the heart used to be now.

...wut?

Between this and turning Ashley gay earlier, your metamorphisis into ADLegend is almost complete...

[Rudy Lis]

krukow wrote...

...metamorphisis into ADLegend...

Oh, my! Is that contagious?!

[BP93]

Rudy Lis wrote...

krukow wrote...

...metamorphisis into ADLegend...

Oh, my! Is that contagious?!

I'm with Rudy.

The fact that you would say such a thing is evidence that you've already been infected krukow. I'll be sure to let Time Lapse and sporeaddict know.



"Flies spread disease. So keep yours closed." 

[Rudy Lis]

BP93 wrote...

I'm with Rudy.

Yay!

[krukow]

BP93 wrote...
The fact that you would say such a thing is evidence that you've already been infected krukow. I'll be sure to let Time Lapse and sporeaddict know.



"Flies spread disease. So keep yours closed." 

...oh BP...

There's not much left of you now.  Incoherant ramblings and references to other posters.

Soon you'll post your lesbian fan-fics and yell at everyone about how it's your thread

[Ross42899]

[krukow]

Ross42899 wrote...

Nice!  You find this or make it?

[CptData]

Platonic Ash?
Physical Ash?

Hmmm, Aurora, I dunno. It's your Ash. My Ashley is pretty much a "complete package" - she wants the phyical part as much as she loves to be spiritually attached to Shepard. Either the full deal or no deal at all.


Ashley enters the observatory room and finds Shepard looking out of the window ...
Ashley: Hey ... deep thoughts?
Shepard: Didn't hear you coming. Yeah, something of that.
Ashley: Seems to be your daily routine lately. Sitting here and watching the stars. Something keeps you busy.
Shepard: Captain Obvious strikes again.
Ashley: Hey - don't brush me off like that. You can talk to me, remember?
Shepard: Wasn't meant like that.
Ashley: Fine. Talk to me then.
Shepard: It's ... nothing. Nothing I'd like to talk about.
Ashley: That "nothing" keeps you away from the CIC for nearly a week now. Besides that, I don't believe you. Spit it out, Skipper.
Shepard: What if I say I can't tell you? Nevermind ... you won't leave, right?
Ashley: Damn right.
Shepard: But I can't.
Ashley: Lemme say it this way: I'll pester you all day until you get rid of whatever is burdening you. And no, it won't invole Javik's favorite method of disposal.
Shepard: Ash - it's nothing. Really.
Ashley: Does this "nothing" include a ring, some sort of proposal or anything else related these things?
Shepard: What? No. No ... errm ... not yet. Nevermind.
Ashley: Or ... does it involve finally settling down, building a house, be happy with your girlfriend?
Shepard: Ashley ... it's tempting, but no. It's nothing like that.
Ashley: I can do that all day. Or you tell me what's in your mind.
Shepard: Okay. You win. I ... I just thought about the future of both of us. Did you check the galaxy lately? After the war is just before the war and we're right in the middle of a new one. I doubt there's much of a future for us if the galaxy doesn't know a time of peace.
Ashley: It's frustrating to see everything falling apart just months after saving the whole galaxy.
Shepard: Exactly. Whenever an old conflict dies, two new appear and what does the Council do? Sending in their best man. And guess who's that poor soul? I feel burnt out, Ash.
Ashley: Take a vacation then.
Shepard: I can't let the galaxy down.
Ashley: You won't do the galaxy a favor if you burn yourself out. Hmm - I've got an idea. Grab your gear.
Shepard: Ash, I-
Ashley: Grab your goddamn gear, Soldier. Next assignment's on a nice tropical world with no one else in your squad than me. And your gear will consist of swimming trunks mostly.
Shepard: Ash .... would you please ...
Ashley: ... shut up? Nope. You grab your gear. Or don't and I'll book a trip to a nudist beach.
Shepard: I pick the nudist trip then ... *smirks* Ash, we'll do that. I definitely need some time.
Ashley: Wrong. WE need some time. All the stuff. Whatever you want: sex in the morning, sex in the evening, I'll even won't wear clothes if you want. But please, drop your duty for a few days and calm down.
Shepard: Didn't I say "yes" already? But I'll come back to that sex-whenever-I-want part *snickers*
Ashley: Good boy. We're heading out in 2 hours. Better get your stuff done *smiles*
Shepard: Aye-aye ma'am. ^^

[BP93]

krukow wrote...

BP93 wrote...
The fact that you would say such a thing is evidence that you've already been infected krukow. I'll be sure to let Time Lapse and sporeaddict know.



"Flies spread disease. So keep yours closed." 

...oh BP...

There's not much left of you now.  Incoherant ramblings and references to other posters.

Soon you'll post your lesbian fan-fics and yell at everyone about how it's your thread

I should create my own thread. It would be filled with all sorts of Ashley talk, Browns talk, music talk, and general badassery. BringBackNihlus is invited.

It wouldn't be filled with delusions like yours, that's for sure.

Love.... I can't believe you fell for that. She got you hook, line, and sinker.

[krukow]

You know BP, if you want her to be a Browns fan, at least let her root for the genuine thing and make her a Ravens fan.

[Rudy Lis]

Note from medical bay log:
47th marchober 2187: Commander Shepard delivered to sickbay with symptoms including overall attrition, mild bruises, severe exhaustion, bite marks, skin inflammation and bite marks in certain areas... Preliminary suggest Ashley overdose.

[CptData]

Rudy Lis wrote...

Note from medical bay log:
47th marchober 2187: Commander Shepard delivered to sickbay with symptoms including overall attrition, mild bruises, severe exhaustion, bite marks, skin inflammation and bite marks in certain areas... Preliminary suggest Ashley overdose.

I want to be Shepard right now :innocent:

[BP93]

krukow wrote...

You know BP, if you want her to be a Browns fan, at least let her root for the genuine thing and make her a Ravens fan.

That would make Ashley a traitor. And a traitor she is not.

[krukow]

BP93 wrote...

krukow wrote...

You know BP, if you want her to be a Browns fan, at least let her root for the genuine thing and make her a Ravens fan.

That would make Ashley a traitor. And a traitor she is not.

Ashley thinks Jamal Lewis was a better RB than Jim Brown.

It's in the codex.

[BP93]

krukow wrote...

BP93 wrote...

krukow wrote...

You know BP, if you want her to be a Browns fan, at least let her root for the genuine thing and make her a Ravens fan.

That would make Ashley a traitor. And a traitor she is not.

Ashley thinks Jamal Lewis was a better RB than Jim Brown.

It's in the codex.

Jamal Lewis played for the Browns. I can deal with Ashley being misguided. Nothing a little sit-down won't fix.

[Rudy Lis]

CptData wrote...

I want to be Shepard right now :innocent:

You have fiancee, why not ask her? Of course, there is a risk of receiving "Traces of high velocity contact between facial plates and frying pan", but it worth the risk, no?