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[CptData]

I think I still want to be Shepard. My fiancee is not much like Ashley, you know ^^
And when it comes to the physical part, Ash is ...

... well, I better keep that in the closet.


I love the classics ^^

Modifié par CptData, 01 octobre 2012 - 05:36 .

[Rudy Lis]

CptData wrote...

I think I still want to be Shepard. My fiancee is not much like Ashley, you know ^^
And when it comes to the physical part, Ash is ...

... well, I better keep that in the closet.

Heh. When it comes to physical part Ash doesn't exist. Santa Claus doesn't exist either, sorry, but I have to tell you sooner or later. Unlike your fiancee, whom you have, no matter how much or how little like Ashley she is. Most important part - she is. She can hug you, when you feel moody blue, she can rise your spirit up, when it's down (hey, I'm still talking about spirit! If something else is rising, that's good (unless if it's temperature or blood pressure, of course)), she can wake you up with such loving kiss, so it'll make others either blush or envy.

[krukow]

Rudy Lis wrote...

CptData wrote...

I think I still want to be Shepard. My fiancee is not much like Ashley, you know ^^
And when it comes to the physical part, Ash is ...

... well, I better keep that in the closet.

Heh. When it comes to physical part Ash doesn't exist. Santa Claus doesn't exist either, sorry, but I have to tell you sooner or later. Unlike your fiancee, whom you have, no matter how much or how little like Ashley she is. Most important part - she is. She can hug you, when you feel moody blue, she can rise your spirit up, when it's down (hey, I'm still talking about spirit! If something else is rising, that's good (unless if it's temperature or blood pressure, of course)), she can wake you up with such loving kiss, so it'll make others either blush or envy.

Plus, let's call a spade a spade, I doubt any of us look like sheploo...

[CptData]

If I keep the stubble ... ^^

Okay, okay, I got it. Ash is not real. Doesn't mean I can't write (and think) of her as someone I'd fall in love with at first sight.
Hell, I think her face modell was from Czech Republic - so she is real *g*
But when it comes to character, there's no one like Ashley. That's the joy of being able to imagine a certain character in your head: Ashley is perfect since I make her perfect in my thoughts. She comes with qualities I love in women.


In my mind, she and Shepard are more than just lovers.

Modifié par CptData, 01 octobre 2012 - 05:45 .

[Rudy Lis]

krukow wrote...

Plus, let's call a spade a spade, I doubt any of us look like sheploo...

Let's call ugly an ugly - my Shepard is about more beautiful than I am.

[CptData]

Men do look "handsome" not "beautiful" ^^

[BP93]

CptData wrote...

Men do look "handsome" not "beautiful" ^^

I'm beautiful.

...or so I've been told.

[krukow]

BP93 wrote...

CptData wrote...

Men do look "handsome" not "beautiful" ^^

I'm beautiful.

...or so I've been told.

You are the sexiest Krogan I've ever seen.

[BP93]

krukow wrote...

BP93 wrote...

CptData wrote...

Men do look "handsome" not "beautiful" ^^

I'm beautiful.

...or so I've been told.

You are the sexiest Krogan I've ever seen.

Why thank you Ashley.



I had a thought about posting a different picture, but it was too sad. Virmire...etc.

Modifié par BP93, 01 octobre 2012 - 05:55 .

[Rudy Lis]

CptData wrote...

Men do look "handsome" not "beautiful" ^^

Nonsense. You can call boobs "******", it won't change their point.
And point wasn't about my Shepard, it was about me. And I'm ugly. Period.

CptData wrote...

If I keep the stubble ... ^^

I'll look like brush.

CptData wrote...

Hell, I think her face modell was from Czech Republic - so she is real *g*

Usure?

CptData wrote...

But when it comes to character, there's no one like Ashley. That's the joy of being able to imagine a certain character in your head: Ashley is perfect since I make her perfect in my thoughts. She comes with qualities I love in women.

Oh, come on, I come from military family, I met several girls like Ashley, when it comes to character's traits. And I met some ladies not from military families as well. So stop.
Plus, one thing seeing character on screen, limited time, another deal - live with one (or three), and witness some of their features. What looked cute for first months, could be maddening for rest.

krukow wrote...

You are the sexiest Krogan I've ever seen.

Love at first headbutt.

Modifié par Rudy Lis, 01 octobre 2012 - 05:55 .

[ADLegend21]

Ashley commanding the Normandy and stuff.

[BP93]

I couldn't find any worthy Did Not Read gifs so...

Anyone ever install one of those custom radios...etc in their car? Currently attempting to do so in my truck and it's not going so good. I'm a terrible electrician. I'm doing my best Vega impersonation. Or Ashley.

[krukow]

BP93 wrote...

I couldn't find any worthy Did Not Read gifs so...

Anyone ever install one of those custom radios...etc in their car? Currently attempting to do so in my truck and it's not going so good. I'm a terrible electrician. I'm doing my best Vega impersonation. Or Ashley.

I demand you start kicking your truck.

DEMAND.

[ADLegend21]

BP93 wrote...

I couldn't find any worthy Did Not Read gifs so...

 

Must you start stuff EVERY time I post a chapter. Grow up.

[BP93]

krukow wrote...

BP93 wrote...

I couldn't find any worthy Did Not Read gifs so...

Anyone ever install one of those custom radios...etc in their car? Currently attempting to do so in my truck and it's not going so good. I'm a terrible electrician. I'm doing my best Vega impersonation. Or Ashley.

I demand you start kicking your truck.

DEMAND.

LOL I did shock myself when connecting a wire and punched the dashboard out of rage. 

I gave up. I'm consulting Google now for help. 

[Rudy Lis]

BP93 wrote...

Anyone ever install one of those custom radios...etc in their car? Currently attempting to do so in my truck and it's not going so good. I'm a terrible electrician.

Yeah, I did. Several times. As standard receiver radios, and as transmitting-receiving combos. What's the problem, power plugging or speakers? I had more problems with latter. Just because of all wiring around car. Bah.

krukow wrote...

I demand you start kicking your truck.

DEMAND.

No, no, you should ask him to a) close and open window again, and exit car and enter it again. Also, c) turn it off and on again. Then d) ask dxdiag and msinfo32 (data on radio and car). Then, depending on support type you represent, you either help him within couple of days (Steam support) or wait for few months to pass and respond only after he asks you again and stops being friendly and polite.

ADLegend21 wrote...

Must you start stuff EVERY time I post a chapter. Grow up.

Come on, make first step, turn it to running gag, you're writer after all!. Make it sort of "insider joke".

[krukow]

Rudy Lis wrote...

krukow wrote...

I demand you start kicking your truck.

DEMAND.

No, no, you should ask him to a) close and open window again, and exit car and enter it again. Also, c) turn it off and on again. Then d) ask dxdiag and msinfo32 (data on radio and car). Then, depending on support type you represent, you either help him within couple of days (Steam support) or wait for few months to pass and respond only after he asks you again and stops being friendly and polite.

No, he said he was doing his Vega impression.

James is awesome with tech

[Rudy Lis]

[quote]BP93 wrote...

LOL I did shock myself when connecting a wire and punched the dashboard out of rage. [/quote]

[/quote]

Wait, don't tell me you didn't disconnected battery.


[quote]krukow wrote...

No, he said he was doing his Vega impression.[/quote]

I'm aware of that, James and Garrus are my favorite teammates for ME3. I even made couple of motivationals with that pic, splitting atom and hadron collider type.

Don't actually know how's Ash react there, though. But beaware support deserves good riflebutt. Or two.

[BP93]

LOL I did. It would've been more than a shock otherwise. I think I got it figured out now though but it's so hot outside that I'm done for today.

[CptData]

Rudy: you know I never served in an army. I'm an expert when it comes to historical armies, but not for today. However, that doesn't matter.

I wish I could get my hands on a real Ash. Not just looks (which are quite easy to find if you look at the right places) but character as well. Ashley isn't shallow I guess, so I think she (or a woman similar to her) would fall for the right guy with the right character. Which is the big issue: I'm no such guy like Shepard, not even close. I'm lazy and I don't want to get killed for my country. And I'm not even a bit of a patriot. *g*

So no Ashley-like for me. Besides that: I could never fulfill their needs when it comes to physical actions - neither sports or sex.

Still: a man can dream. Even if he got a girl already. My girl, by the way, is a 90% match of Liara.

[ExorioN PL]

Data. Come to Poland, we have beautiful girls. Maybe you will find someone?

[Dragon_Claw]

CptData wrote...

Rudy: you know I never served in an army. I'm an expert when it comes to historical armies, but not for today. However, that doesn't matter.

I wish I could get my hands on a real Ash. Not just looks (which are quite easy to find if you look at the right places) but character as well. Ashley isn't shallow I guess, so I think she (or a woman similar to her) would fall for the right guy with the right character. Which is the big issue: I'm no such guy like Shepard, not even close. I'm lazy and I don't want to get killed for my country. And I'm not even a bit of a patriot. *g*

So no Ashley-like for me. Besides that: I could never fulfill their needs when it comes to physical actions - neither sports or sex.

Still: a man can dream. Even if he got a girl already. My girl, by the way, is a 90% match of Liara.

So your girl is beautiful, compassionet & intelligent...

Why are you not happy?

[Rudy Lis]

[quote]BP93 wrote...

LOL I did. It would've been more than a shock otherwise.[/quote]

Strange, static charge residue?


[quote]BP93 wrote...

I think I got it figured out now though but it's so hot outside that I'm done for today. [/quote]

Hot? Oh, you in Florida, you got hot almost 100% of year.


[quote]CptData wrote...

Rudy: you know I never served in an army. I'm an expert when it comes to historical armies, but not for today. However, that doesn't matter.[/quote]


I don't even know how you come up with that. I mean how me being guy from military family and thus knowing girls from military family (simply by fact I was growing up with them) has something with you not serving in army? What, in Germany they preclude military girls to talk with civil guys? I've heard you, Germans, have fad for Ordnung, but that much?!


[quote]CptData wrote...

I wish I could get my hands on a real Ash. Not just looks (which are quite easy to find if you look at the right places) but character as well. Ashley isn't shallow I guess, so I think she (or a woman similar to her) would fall for the right guy with the right character. [/quote]


Are you sure Ash-like girl will be looking for someone like her? Maybe she will be looking for someone opposite? People not necessary should be exactly similar (it'll be a bit boring), sharing some of interest is important for friends, but finding comfort in someone's company is more important. So trust me, I've seen enough girls from military families who are not married on military guys or guys from military families. And they quite happy.


[quote]CptData wrote...

Which is the big issue: I'm no such guy like Shepard, not even close. I'm lazy and I don't want to get killed for my country. And I'm not even a bit of a patriot. *g*[/quote]

Who says Shepard is not lazy and want to be killed for his country or that he is patriot?


[quote]CptData wrote...

So no Ashley-like for me. Besides that: I could never fulfill their needs when it comes to physical actions - neither sports or sex.[/quote]

Have you tried? It's pretty addictive. Especially if there is someone to do this with. Cooperative playthrough IRL.


[quote]CptData wrote...

Still: a man can dream. Even if he got a girl already. [/quote]

There must be light, burning brighter, somewhere.



God, I love that song.

Not sure to what camp you belong to, but I prefer to have bird in my hand than two in bushes. Even when I have shotgun, readied, lined up, with proper load in chamber. Of course, I have no right to tell you what to do, just stating my point. Not that asked, but in case you'll be interested and I won't been able to provide answer...


[quote]CptData wrote...

My girl, by the way, is a 90% match of Liara. [/quote]

"Am I blue? Who are you? Can you fly?"

I mean she stalks you too? To give proper hug?


[quote]ExorioN PL wrote...

Data. Come to Poland, we have beautiful girls.[/quote]

Not just beautiful, best.
Plus if you won't enforce some things on them.... Mrrr.


[quote]ExorioN PL wrote...

Maybe you will find someone? [/quote]

Come on, respect his fiancee. There are obligations to someone with that title.


[quote]Dragon_Claw wrote...

Why are you not happy?

[/quote]

Hmm... Too much stalking? Or maybe he just wants another. It's like in restaurant, when you got nice set of dishes, pretty tasty, but you ordered fish and they brought you beef. Or on fishing, you caught big fish, but not exactly the type you were trying to catch. Well, I admit, not best examples, but I don't have any better.

Modifié par Rudy Lis, 01 octobre 2012 - 08:40 .

[hotdogbsg]

CptData wrote...



I wish I could get my hands on a real Ash.  

Check with Cerberus, I hear they have one in their posession.

[iSousek]

hotdogbsg wrote...

CptData wrote...



I wish I could get my hands on a real Ash.  

Check with Cerberus, I hear they have one in their posession.

huh? did not get that one 

*must resist linking Ashley in maid outfit tied to bed*