New Dialogue for you guys:
*on the Normandy (ME3 version), in dock at Arcturus. Gab's about 15-16 here.*
Ash: God damn it - Why do you have to act like such an irresponsible jack*ss.
Gabriel: Cause I AM an irresponible jack*ss

Shepard: Gabriel - are you starting a fight again? Cause, for the love of god and all things holy, I really am not in the mood for your bull sh-
Shipper: *walks into cargo hold* Is there a 'Gabriel Shepard' here?
Gabriel: *turns to shipper* Right here.
Shipper: Where do you want it, boss?
Gabriel: Ah - Through the hold to the elevator and up two floor.
Shepard: Gabriel - my ship is not your playground.You cant just go and order things on a whim.
Ash: Why the hell are you even here? Don't you have information to con off some poor sap?
Gabriel: C'mon. Both of you are going to love this!
Ash: I highly doubt it.
Shepard: *grumbles but all follow shipping guy up to Mess hall. Shipper lifts heavy - largish box onto bench.*
Gabriel: Since you all have been quite welcoming and wonderfully hospitible to me. I just wanted to return the favour. And since your coffee is basically volus ******, I got you *Turns box around* an EXPRESSO MACHINE! How cool is that?
Shepard: *slightly wide-eyed.*
Ash: Wha - That's an industrial strength expresso machine! How could you afford this!?
Gabriel: I have my ways. But I don't know how to put this together. *turns to shipper* That's part of delivery, right? Excellent.

*walks away.*
Shepard: I love that kid.
Ash: He's yours, aren't you supposed to?
Shepard: Yea - but I'd never admit it to his face.. ;P Manly pride and all that.
Modifié par Aurora313, 19 septembre 2011 - 10:17 .