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[SkitSkit]

SandTrout wrote...

The human squad-mates from ME1 are probably the two characters that are most likely to be decent parents. Ash even helped raise her younger siblings, so she has experience in that field.

It's too bad that I'm guessing that Shepard is sterile post-Lazarus, I would love to raise a pack of bad-ass-babies with her. I suppose artificial sperm created from Shepard's genome is still a possibility, though.

You sir, have thought about this waayyy too much... but lets get you thinking out side the box, commander shepard is basicly Chuck Norris.

Also to the OP, I know its a stupid niggly thing but Williams is an Non Commisioned Officer, Lieutenant is a Commisioned Officer position, which involves cadet training which takes about four years, she can't be a Lieutenant unless she got a field promotion... however if she had a time machine! no i take it back, williams is Chuck Norris and shepard is Jet Li

[MegaBadExample]

UrusVerra wrote...

MegaBadExample wrote...
Shep: *Dumbstruck for about 15 seconds* …Triplets?

omg, great   I see now Ash making a facepalm after that

Lol! Alright face-palm moment.


Ash: *Face-palm* It's not triplets! For Christ sake.
Shep: *Sighs in relief*
Ash: ...But I’m serious. I’m pregnant.
Shep: *Starts pacing* Ok! Don’t panic…Everything's gonna be fine…
Ash: You’re the one who’s panicking. I’m fine with it.
Shep: …Sorry. Wait. How long have you known?
Ash: Uhh…Since this morning…I didn’t wanna say anything right away because I knew you’d overreact. Like you’re doing now.
Shep: *Stops pacing* …Sorry.
Ash: Sorry for what?
Shep: …I don’t know.
Ash: Going out of your mind?
Shep: Yeah. That. I’m sorry.
Ash: I’ve never seen you this freaky before…and jumpy. Even after…everything. *Sighs* It really bothers you doesn’t it?
Shep: *Thinks*…No. It’s just I‘m nervous and…But come to think of it…It might not be so bad…I’m actually pretty... happy about it.
Ash: *Smiles* Thank god. I was worried there for a second. Only a second.
Shep: It’s gonna be hard, but I think we can pull it off.
Ash: Well, we’re just gonna have to. It’s on the way whether you’re ready for it or not. So gear up.
Shep: Right…I’ll be ready.
Ash: *Holds up hand and point at wedding ring* We're in this mess together.
Shep: Right. Together. Through thick and thin and all that.
Ash:*Smirks* ...And no more freak-fits.
Shep: I'll try.

Modifié par MegaBadExample, 23 septembre 2011 - 03:21 .

[MegaBadExample]

Mr. Brainheart wrote...

MegaBadExample wrote...

Yeah poor Shepard. He's already doomed.


Awkward moment in the kitchen later…
Shep: I’m sorry.
Ash: *sarcastically* Whatever for?
Shep: For the comment about the triplets. It was stupid.
Ash: Yeah. Damn right, It was stupid.
Shep: The answer is - I don’t know.
Ash: Don’t know about what?
Shep: About the kids thing. I can practically see the headlines now: *sarcastically* “The guy who has the deaths of millions on his hands is going to be an excellent father.”
Ash: *Small smirk* You mean…the guy who saved the galaxy and all the ungratefulls in it from extinction? That guy?
Shep: *Sighs* Yeah. Him. I…Can you imagine us in that kinda role?
Ash: Nope. But…
Shep: But…?
Ash: *silent for a long time then turns to face him* I’m pregnant.
Shep: *Dumbstruck for about 15 seconds* …Triplets?


I'm evil to my Shep.

 He'll get all depressed.


Ash: "It's not gonna be that bad, trust me. "
Shep: "Phew..no triplets then."
Ash:  smirks "I never said that..."
Shepard: ''But, Ash. you know what they used to say...2's company, 3's a crowd and I don't need a crowd arou...''
Ash: "...Look, you stopped sovereign, harbinger was nothing to you, you stopped the reapers and kicked their asses back into darkspace, but no matter how hard you'll  try...There is no stopping these here. These are Williams's we're talking about here remember. Or should I say this one here? "
Shep: "Yeah...but triplets? I mean C'mon, gimme a break. there aren't really three of them are there?"
Ash: "Well, you know what? I'm not gonna tell you yet, if you want to know...you'll figure it out what to do."
Shep: "Not this again..."

LMAO! God help him.

[SandTrout]

SkitSkit wrote...

You sir, have thought about this waayyy too much... but lets get you thinking out side the box, commander shepard is basicly Chuck Norris.

You don't know the half of random things that I think too much about, nor do you want to...

Also to the OP, I know its a stupid niggly thing but Williams is an Non Commisioned Officer, Lieutenant is a Commisioned Officer position, which involves cadet training which takes about four years, she can't be a Lieutenant unless she got a field promotion... however if she had a time machine! no i take it back, williams is Chuck Norris and shepard is Jet Li

Nah, there are programs in the modern military that allow Non-Commisioned Officers to be promoted to Officer ranks relatively rappidly, especially if the NCO gets their degree over the course of their enlisted career. Officer Candidate School is only a couple of months, IIRC.

[Xilizhra]

[quote]The human squad-mates from ME1 are probably the two characters that are most likely to be decent parents. Ash even helped raise her younger siblings, so she has experience in that field./quote]
I do think Liara would be good too. And Tali, though that's unlikely to happen naturally with Shepard (there's always adoption, of course). I'm less sure about Garrus, but Thane could be good now that he knows what not to do, though I doubt he'd want to try again. Miranda has potential. Jack should probably avoid it for the time being.

[SandTrout]

Liara is anti-social and obsessive. Tali is too young (early twenties or so?) and immature, dextro/levo differences aside.

Granted, I think that Wrex might make a decent Dad, but he already has an entire clan worth of Krogan that act like adolescents as it is.

All IMO, of course.

[Dr. Doctor]

Well Shepard does have some parenting experience.

Shepard: Having a kid can't be that hard.

Ash: Skipper, your "kid" was a big Krogan that was armored like a tank, and came from one too.

Shepard: Considering that Krogan puberty involved Grunt wanting to kill something with his bare hands, followed up by killing a thresher maw on foot I think I'm ready for anything.

Ash: We could have a daughter.

Shepard: Ok forget the ready for anything part.

[SandTrout]

Ash: I'm pregnant.
Shep: That's wonderful. I can't wait to take my son out and teach him to shoot the old Mattock!
Ash: It's a girl.
Shep: We still have the Cain around, right?

[Dr. Doctor]

I can only imagine what Shepard with a daughter would be like.

Shepard: So you'll be back by ten?

Boyfriend: Yes sir.

Shepard: You know if you hurt her we're not bound by Citadel law.

Ash: It's a shame what happened to the last boy that tried anything.

Boyfriend: W-what happened?

Shepard: If you do anything to my little girl you'll find out. (daughter comes down the stairs) Have fun you two!

Daughter: Thank's dad!

[ADLegend21]

ha it's funny my Canon Mshep wants a daughter with Ashley, and My canon femshep wants s Son with her XD

[PMC65]

Piers V. Shepard wants at least three kids since he grew up an only child. He wants his children to have a support system that he sees Ash has with her sisters ... Not so sure how Ash would feel about that.

[Complistic]

This page needs more ashley.

[ADLegend21]

*Udina voice* You wanted ashley? Here she is.








there she is.

These pictures and more can be found in the Ashley-M-Williams Group on Deviantart

Modifié par ADLegend21, 23 septembre 2011 - 08:13 .

[flyboy85]

Dr. Doctor wrote...

I can only imagine what Shepard with a daughter would be like.

Shepard: So you'll be back by ten?

Boyfriend: Yes sir.

Shepard: You know if you hurt her we're not bound by Citadel law.

Ash: It's a shame what happened to the last boy that tried anything.

Boyfriend: W-what happened?

Shepard: If you do anything to my little girl you'll find out. (daughter comes down the stairs) Have fun you two!

Daughter: Thank's dad!

Paragon Interrupt:  Understand something, that's my only little girl and she means the world to me.  I would hate to have a Reaper War flashback or something...

Renegade Interrupt:  *shoves pistol in boy's face*  You do anything stupid, and you won't enjoy the result. *to Ash* Babe, do we still have Jack's contact info?  *to boyfriend*  You're not a Vernor, are you?

[ADLegend21]

Oh lord, Aunt Jack on stake out XD

[YouthCultureForever]

flyboy85 wrote...

Dr. Doctor wrote...

I can only imagine what Shepard with a daughter would be like.

Shepard: So you'll be back by ten?

Boyfriend: Yes sir.

Shepard: You know if you hurt her we're not bound by Citadel law.

Ash: It's a shame what happened to the last boy that tried anything.

Boyfriend: W-what happened?

Shepard: If you do anything to my little girl you'll find out. (daughter comes down the stairs) Have fun you two!

Daughter: Thank's dad!

Paragon Interrupt:  Understand something, that's my only little girl and she means the world to me.  I would hate to have a Reaper War flashback or something...

Renegade Interrupt:  *shoves pistol in boy's face*  You do anything stupid, and you won't enjoy the result. *to Ash* Babe, do we still have Jack's contact info?  *to boyfriend*  You're not a Vernor, are you?

Excellent Reponses . The questionable Vernor background was a nice touch too.

Modifié par YouthCultureForever, 23 septembre 2011 - 09:50 .

[ADLegend21]

Oh lord Conrad's kid dating Shepards? I do believe that'd be the most awkward wedding ever xD

[flyboy85]

ADLegend21 wrote...

Oh lord Conrad's kid dating Shepards? I do believe that'd be the most awkward wedding ever xD

Conrad Vernor:  C-c-c-ommander Sh-sh-epard???  Oh this is the happiest day of my life!!  We're family now!!!  Hey, so now that our kids are married and all, how about making me a Spectre?  We can be a family of ass-kickers!

Shepard:  Oh, for the love of....  *takes cup of coffee, smash in face, takes another cup of coffee, smash in face, takes third cup of coffee, smash in Conrad Vernor's face*

[ADLegend21]

SkitSkit wrote...

Also to the OP, I know its a stupid niggly thing but Williams is an Non Commisioned Officer, Lieutenant is a Commisioned Officer position, which involves cadet training which takes about four years, she can't be a Lieutenant unless she got a field promotion... however if she had a time machine! no i take it back, williams is Chuck Norris and shepard is Jet Li

In the earth Demo Anderson calls to the Normandy for pick up Ashely Answers he calls her Lieutenant. So she's been promoted to lieutenant in Mass Effect 3. Hence the Thread Title name.

[Aedral]

Umm how would Conrad get a kid? if memory serves his wife got him off the planet she was on as fast as humanly possible... I cant see her staying in the same room long enough to concieve

[ADLegend21]

Aedral wrote...

Umm how would Conrad get a kid? if memory serves his wife got him off the planet she was on as fast as humanly possible... I cant see her staying in the same room long enough to concieve

maybe they already had a kid and she legit thought he was making money that way? I can just imagine the facepalm Ashley would do when they meet Conrad XD

[Aurora313]

River: Daddy?

Shepard: Yes, Rivi?

River: Promise me you're not going to over-react.

Shepard: Why would I over-react?

River: Someone asked me out.

Shepard: *pulls out M6 - Carnifex, checks heatsink*

River: Daddy?

Shepard: Yes Rivi?

River: That's over-reacting.

Shepard: No - this is daddy taking care of his baby girl. Now who was this guy that wanted to ask you out.

[ADLegend21]

What about a Shepley son? Kallen and Ashley's kid ahoy!

Kaiden(to avoid confusion with the adult XD): Mom?
Ash: Yes Kai?
K:Well...there's this girl...and I like her.
Ash: aww what's her name?
Kaiden: Jenny
Ash: is she in your class?
Kaiden: yup.
Ash: you'll do fine sweetie. go do your homework
Kaiden:alright.
Kallen *comes out of her armor locker* Jenny right?
Ash: yeah, tell her if she breaks his heart, we know where her parents work.
Kallen: right, be back in 15.

[Aurora313]

Gab: Hey Ms Ashley?
Ash: Yea?
Gab: There's a girl I like in class, but erm - she sorta thinks I'm a freak.
Ash: Why does she think that?
Gab: Because I have biotics.
Ash: Well - all biotics are kind of freaky. Biggest one is in the next room.
Shepard: I HEARD THAT!
Gab: But how are biotics freaky? I think they're pretty damn awesome. It's damn cool! I can throw things across the room with my mind! It's like I'm a f*cking Jedi!
Ash: ... Have you been talking to Joker lately?
Gab: Maybe.

[ADLegend21]

bahahaha nicely done. Uncle Joker corrupting Shepley babies since....[insert year they were born]