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Lt. Commander Ashley Williams thread: "Don't 'Ash' me!" We're Back Baby!


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xxSgt_Reed_24xx wrote...

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I am hoping that Bioware handles Shepard straying with a mature pen. No cat/dog fights between any of the characters and real emotional discussions. 



lol don't count on it... 

I bet there will be an emotionally engaging....

catfight so that people will be all... "awww yeah, HAWT!!" and it won't hurt their Shepard's fragile egos... lmao

Yup. I think Drew took all of the mature pens with him when he left.

Patrick might still have one, stashed away in a secret place.

Edit: top of the page! Time to dance!

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ratzerman wrote...

xxSgt_Reed_24xx wrote...

PMC65 wrote...

I am hoping that Bioware handles Shepard straying with a mature pen. No cat/dog fights between any of the characters and real emotional discussions. 



lol don't count on it... 

I bet there will be an emotionally engaging....

catfight so that people will be all... "awww yeah, HAWT!!" and it won't hurt their Shepard's fragile egos... lmao

Yup. I think Drew took all of the mature pens with him when he left.

Patrick might still have one, stashed away in a secret place.

Edit: top of the page! Time to dance!

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Hey now, give Mac some credit he's written ALOT of everyone's favorite characters whether people want to admit it or not. Wrex, Garrus (ME1) Aria, etc. So I'm thinking no cat fights.

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ADLegend21 wrote...

Hey now, give Mac some credit he's written ALOT of everyone's favorite characters whether people want to admit it or not. Wrex, Garrus (ME1) Aria, etc. So I'm thinking no cat fights.


And they're all... Michael Bay type characters. Badass, lots of fighting, epic, etc.... and what would go good in a movie like that? Obviously, an emotionally engaging catfight with two hawt chicks.... and have them fighting over the main character! It's a sure fire route to the awesome button!

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xxSgt_Reed_24xx wrote...

ADLegend21 wrote...

Hey now, give Mac some credit he's written ALOT of everyone's favorite characters whether people want to admit it or not. Wrex, Garrus (ME1) Aria, etc. So I'm thinking no cat fights.


And they're all... Michael Bay type characters. Badass, lots of fighting, epic, etc.... and what would go good in a movie like that? Obviously, an emotionally engaging catfight with two hawt chicks.... and have them fighting over the main character! It's a sure fire route to the awesome button!

:P

ugh you sound like Liam.Posted Image

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ADLegend21 wrote...

xxSgt_Reed_24xx wrote...

ADLegend21 wrote...

Hey now, give Mac some credit he's written ALOT of everyone's favorite characters whether people want to admit it or not. Wrex, Garrus (ME1) Aria, etc. So I'm thinking no cat fights.


And they're all... Michael Bay type characters. Badass, lots of fighting, epic, etc.... and what would go good in a movie like that? Obviously, an emotionally engaging catfight with two hawt chicks.... and have them fighting over the main character! It's a sure fire route to the awesome button!

:P

ugh you sound like Liam.Posted Image


I'm going to hope for the best. Posted Image

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Shepard: *sneaking around with something under his uber N7 hoodie*
Ash: Shepard - you're hiding something. What?
Shepard: I'm not hiding anything.
Ash: You sucked at lying the first life round, and in this one, you're worse.
Shepard: I am not hiding anyth- *meow* ... um...
Ash: You're a cat?
Shepard:... *exasperated sigh* Fiiiiiiiine. *unzips hoodie half way, a tiny tabby kitten pokes its head out.*
Ash: Smuggling cats, kidnapping kittens? C'mon Shepard. Aren't you enough of a bad boy?
Shepard: Well - I was gonna give it to you, but if you rather I keep it.
Ash: You're kidding?
Shepard: Don't you like cats?
Ash: Are you kidding! I love them! *takes tabby and craddles it close* it's so cute!
Shepard: :)

#6457
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Aurora313 wrote...

Shepard: *sneaking around with something under his uber N7 hoodie*
Ash: Shepard - you're hiding something. What?
Shepard: I'm not hiding anything.
Ash: You sucked at lying the first life round, and in this one, you're worse.
Shepard: I am not hiding anyth- *meow* ... um...
Ash: You're a cat?
Shepard:... *exasperated sigh* Fiiiiiiiine. *unzips hoodie half way, a tiny tabby kitten pokes its head out.*
Ash: Smuggling cats, kidnapping kittens? C'mon Shepard. Aren't you enough of a bad boy?
Shepard: Well - I was gonna give it to you, but if you rather I keep it.
Ash: You're kidding?
Shepard: Don't you like cats?
Ash: Are you kidding! I love them! *takes tabby and craddles it close* it's so cute!
Shepard: :)


Who doesn't love sir-pounce-a lot? Posted Image

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MegaBadExample wrote...

Aurora313 wrote...

Shepard: *sneaking around with something under his uber N7 hoodie*
Ash: Shepard - you're hiding something. What?
Shepard: I'm not hiding anything.
Ash: You sucked at lying the first life round, and in this one, you're worse.
Shepard: I am not hiding anyth- *meow* ... um...
Ash: You're a cat?
Shepard:... *exasperated sigh* Fiiiiiiiine. *unzips hoodie half way, a tiny tabby kitten pokes its head out.*
Ash: Smuggling cats, kidnapping kittens? C'mon Shepard. Aren't you enough of a bad boy?
Shepard: Well - I was gonna give it to you, but if you rather I keep it.
Ash: You're kidding?
Shepard: Don't you like cats?
Ash: Are you kidding! I love them! *takes tabby and craddles it close* it's so cute!
Shepard: :)


Who doesn't love sir-pounce-a lot? Posted Image


Sir pounce a lot was the last straw for DA2.

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MegaBadExample wrote...

Aurora313 wrote...

Shepard: *sneaking around with something under his uber N7 hoodie*
Ash: Shepard - you're hiding something. What?
Shepard: I'm not hiding anything.
Ash: You sucked at lying the first life round, and in this one, you're worse.
Shepard: I am not hiding anyth- *meow* ... um...
Ash: You're a cat?
Shepard:... *exasperated sigh* Fiiiiiiiine. *unzips hoodie half way, a tiny tabby kitten pokes its head out.*
Ash: Smuggling cats, kidnapping kittens? C'mon Shepard. Aren't you enough of a bad boy?
Shepard: Well - I was gonna give it to you, but if you rather I keep it.
Ash: You're kidding?
Shepard: Don't you like cats?
Ash: Are you kidding! I love them! *takes tabby and craddles it close* it's so cute!
Shepard: :)

This is adorable.
Who doesn't love sir-pounce-a lot? Posted Image



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Shepard: *sharp inhale* Ashley?
Ashley: Yes, Skipper?
Shepard: I have a slight problem. I'm undead.
Ashley: Yes skipper, you've died before and came back. I know.
Shepard: No - I mean I'm really undead *moves closer with elongated fangs*
Ashley: You're a vampyr?
Shepard: So it appears.
Ashley: Um - what... happened?
Shepard: I don't know - Joker, Garrus and I were at the pub last night, drinking to the old days and - um. I woke up with fangs and an inflammtory intolerence to sunlight.
Ashley: Wow.
Shepard: Yeea....
Ashley: Any idea how to... cure it?
Shepard: Short of head-rolling? Nope.
Ashley: ... at least you don't sparkle.

#6461
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Wow really? Well for the dialogue I quote I said it's adorable.

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Dunno. Don't need to see a catfight between Ash and Miranda or something. At least I wouldn't call it "hot" - it just would force an unfaithful player to decide. And since not everyone is an Ash-fan, most guys will pick Miranda.

My main Shep stays with Ash and never had something with Miranda. It was, however, somewhat close with Tali. Now kick me *g*

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The way I saw it was: Tali is like a kid sister, Miranda is the mean older sister, Jack is the crazy cousin, kelly is the naive cousin and Samara is the older woman. My shepards stayed loyal to Ash, but I haven't had a femshep reached that point in the game where Romance is an option. Besides, my Femshep is saving herself for Joker in ME3.

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Aurora313 wrote...

The way I saw it was: Tali is like a kid sister, Miranda is the mean older sister, Jack is the crazy cousin, kelly is the naive cousin and Samara is the older woman. My shepards stayed loyal to Ash, but I haven't had a femshep reached that point in the game where Romance is an option. Besides, my Femshep is saving herself for Joker in ME3.


Hmm, nope, doesn't work for me (but that's a matter of taste) Posted Image

Tali is more or less a late teenager or early tween. So she's for those ppl who like a bigger age difference (Shepard is mid 30 or so). Funny thing: my R/L-fiancee is 10 years younger than me (I'm 29, do the math), so Tali-Shep would reflect that relationship Posted Image

Miranda is not like a sister at all. She's more or less one of those women you normally won't ask in a bar, since they're -too- perfect in your eyes. Besides that, she's freezing to everyone she doesn't know. Once you get in touch, you may find a soft heart.

Jack - dunno. I'm quite indifferent, I never liked her character that much. She's not even a blip on my "sexiness-detector". It just feels wrong to even think of a relationship with her - as her boss it feels like taking advantage like those other guys did before Jack became member of the crew.
Besides that, even with that soft spot Jack still has, a possible relationship won't be a healthy one.

Kelly isn't a blip on that detector as well. She's a bit too nice, too understanding, too soft - in short: she's boring. She's not what Shepard needs ... also she's not a full romance, she's feels like a consolation prize Posted Image

Samara comes with some interesting traits, but ... nope. Maybe that's because she's a bit too much like Shepard: justicars and Spectres share some similarities, plus: a justicar is close to a religious zealot. She's not even a full romance.

Anyhow ... none of those LI come close to Ashley. At least there was a fine buildup from respect to friendship and finally love - in ME2, all you need is to pick proper answers after that loyality mission ét voilà: have some fun.
Not my style. Cheating on Ash isn't my style either - I wouldn't do that in R/L, so why ingame?

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Well - that's your opinion, and I respect it. But I was just expressing mine. Ash is the romance I consider worth while. Miranda is... alright, but only if I don't have a ME1 import handy.

And congratulations about your fiancee :)

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Haha, thanks. She's my fiancee for pretty much five months now.

Anyhow: sure, it's just my opinion. I won't cheat on Ash with an ME-Shepard (and all of my male ME-Shepards have Shepley) and I can't leave her on Virmire dying - so basically, any other LI isn't an option for me. Tali is just the most dangerous one, Miranda is 2nd. Fortunately my Shepard is a honorous man and won't surrender to "easy sex" *g*

Ashley is made for male Shepard. And male Shepard is made for Ashley.

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My Shepard's equally honorable. He's cut by Ash's words to him on Horizon, but understands her position. My shepard doesn't share her faith, but he admires her poetry - also trued to get her to read Dante's inferno.. didn't work so well... lol.

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Aurora313 wrote...

My Shepard's equally honorable. He's cut by Ash's words to him on Horizon, but understands her position. My shepard doesn't share her faith, but he admires her poetry - also trued to get her to read Dante's inferno.. didn't work so well... lol.


Yep. I really felt sorry for Shep on Horizon, but then it's understandable how Ashley reacted. Actually I'm writing a fanfic about this and it'll be an exclusive fic for our Ashley-group :D

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Ash hopefully will be in chapter 3 of 'Duet Effect'. i'm having a bit of trouble typing at the moment. I'm used to using a flat keyboard, but it was damaged and I had to change to a keyboard with raised keys, so now its a matter of getting used to it again.

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Random situation is random:
Joker: Commander, Williams needs you ...
Shepard: Really? How do I look? Everything fine? No disgusting scars ... ?
Joker: ... actually, you should lemme finish, do you? Williams needs you for a talk in the armory. Just talking. That's what she said.
Shepard: Oh ... okay. Forget what I said.
Joker: Sure, commander.
*Shepard leaves*
Joker: Seriously ... he's like a teenager. I mean, I don't drool when thinking of Tali. Agh - Jeff, be realistic. She's a quarian that gets sick everytime you kiss her. Besides that, my bones will break once she's on top ... so stop thinking about it Jeff. Hear me?

*Shepard enters armory*
Shepard: Williams.
Ashley: Shepard.
Shepard: Williams.
Ashley: Shepard.
Wrex: Stop doing that!
Shepard: Okay. Ash, what do you need?
Ashley: Hang on, Skipper, I'll update your assignments ...
Shepard: *reads assignments* - Have a date with a squadmate your gunnery chief
Ashley: Got it?
Shepard: "Subtle".

Modifié par CptData, 29 septembre 2011 - 08:47 .


#6471
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Smooth, Ashie - Smooth. My Sheppy likes.

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Ashley: Wrex, what do you think of Shepard?
Wrex: Shepard?
Ashley: Shepard.
Wrex: He's a soldier. Good man. If he were a krogan, he'd have fully functional quad plus one.
Ashley: Oh ... okay?
Wrex: He got the stuff.
Ashley: ... the "stuff".
Wrex: Balls.
Ashley: Wrex ... what gave you the idea I have a thing for the commander?
Wrex. That "Shepard-Nude-Deviant-Art" in your locker.

Modifié par CptData, 29 septembre 2011 - 09:11 .


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Shepard: Ash.
Ashley: John.
Shepard: Ash.
Ashley: Stop it.
Shepard: Ash.
Ashley: Do we remember the incident last week?
Shepard: Which?
Ashley: Involving removal of certain upper garments.
Shepard: ... I'll shut up now.
*wakes away*
Joker: You are so whipped. *whip crack sound*
Shepard: You're one to talk so shut the hell up - that's an order.

Modifié par Aurora313, 29 septembre 2011 - 09:22 .


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Scenes of ME3 ...
Shepard: Okay, guys, we're going to do that mission. Any questions?
Garrus: Is this another suicide mission?
Shepard: My number one will explain you any details.
Miranda: Garrus, it IS one of those missions.
Ashley: Hey, I am his number one here.
Miranda: Says who?
Ashley: Says me!
Miranda: But I was number one long before you made your "Lieutenant Rank". I'm more experienced.
Ashley: And I'm a Spectre.
Miranda: Booh. Uhhhuhhhh ... I'm scared.
Ashley: And Shepard's girlfriend.
Miranda: And I was almost his one-nighter!
Ashley: "Almost"
Tali: "Almost"
Jack: "Almost"
Jacob: Did I mention I had her a couple of times?
Zaeed: Don't give me bad images, you son of a ...
Garrus: And that's how it started with my team. Until I lost all of them.
Shepard: *sigh* always the same crap. Ladies ...
Miranda/Ashley: Yes?
Shepard: Ash, you're my number one AND my girlfriend.
Ashley: Ashley 1, Miranda 0
Shepard: Miranda, you're second in command.
Garrus: That's the same. Number one, second in command.
Shepard: *facepalms* So much for "paragon-decision" ...

Modifié par CptData, 29 septembre 2011 - 09:37 .


#6475
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Part two of the Vampyr plot.

Shepard: So...
Ashley: Yea?
Shepard: I'm still something of a vampyr, Still got no idea how to get rid of it.
Joker: You don't sparkle.
Shepard: I'm starving and I really wanna bite everyone in this room, but I'm counting small blessings.
Joker; Does this make you un-undead? Wouldn't that make you living?
Ash: Has a point.
Shepard: But I'll spontanously combust in sunlight. I like sunlight. Its warm and bright and since my little 'Getting Spaced' incident, I have an understandable dislike for dark places.
Joker: Speaking of - Vampyrs don't traditionally breath - or so I'm told. That mean you can EVA without a helmet?
Shepard: Not something I wanna test.
Ash: Yea.... want me to get you a blood-pack?
Shepard: Yes. I feel like punching something.
Ash: No. I mean as in an IV thing.
Shepard: .... That'd be great.

Modifié par Aurora313, 29 septembre 2011 - 10:03 .