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Lt. Commander Ashley Williams thread: "Don't 'Ash' me!" We're Back Baby!


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Ashley: Skipper.
Shepard: Hey Ash.
Ashley: You should know something. Something special.
Shepard: Go on.
Ashley: Sometimes I thank god he made you male and handsome. I know there are scientists believing in "multiple realities" and in one you might be a woman ... Jane Shepard or so ... but I'm glad you're male in this universe. Makes things so much easier.
Shepard: You're not looking for a philosophical answer, hmm?
Ashley: Nope. I just want to tell you this: I'm glad you are the man you are and no one else.
Wrex: Seriously, you two should get a room for all that lovey-dovey or something.
Garrus: For the first time in my life, I second something Wrex said ...
Ashley: You're just jealous.
Garrus: Most likely not.
Wrex: That hurts my little krogan heart. And the other one too!

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Just a random picture via Google. Have a Ashley :D

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Seriously? is this turming into a Dialogue war? Because I can take you. Make no mistake. I can and will.

Also - would you be so kind as to provide a top ash?

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I try my best.
And I'll try to find a proper picture. The one I picked doesn't work for me ...

Dialogue wars ... hmm ... no, will end in blood and madness. I need my west white and clean ^^


Ashley: I own you. And you know it.
Shepard: *sighs*
Joker: Please, guys. Concentrate!
Samara: Indeed. I could meditate right now or something.
Wrex: Or beat up some Turians ...
Grunt: My line!
Shepard: *sighs*
Ashley: Now, pull your pants down ... slooooooooowly.
Shepard: Okay - four aces.
Ashley: Shh ... great. There goes my armor.
Grunt: Strip-Poker with humans isn't my stuff.
Wrex: That's not Strip-Poker, Grunt. She just bet all her money and armor this round.
Samara: Next round! C'mon! Daddy's girl needs a new holy assault gun!

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Aurora313 wrote...

Seriously? is this turming into a Dialogue war? Because I can take you. Make no mistake. I can and will.

Also - would you be so kind as to provide a top ash?


Yeeey! Dialogue War!!
Sorry guys... The only reason I keep coming back to this thread is because of the dialogues! :innocent:

And Ash... of course :wizard:

Modifié par kael_159, 29 septembre 2011 - 11:49 .


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I can make it bloodless. But the idea of a doubly undead Vampyr Commander Shepard (THAT DOES NOT SPARKLE - unless he's biotic, but that's static discharge so that doesn't count) would make a pretty bloody funny story to tell.... pun intended or not. :P

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Hmm, too st00pid I'm not in that vampyre-stuff. Missed Twilight and such entirely ...

Am I the only one who wants to see Ash, Shepard, Miranda, Garrus, Tali, Wrex etc having poker rounds in ME3? I'd love to see that. A must have. Plus: a secret strip poker for Shep and Ash. Or so. I bet she'll do it - that, and dancing. Image IPB

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CptData and Aurora - you both could made one great funny dialogue. I mean, one starts, few repliques, and other one continues.

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I would like to point out at this juncture, I have an intense hatred for Twilight. The real Vampyr story writer is Joss Whedon in my eyes. Real vampyrs do not sparkle. They are not spelt 'vampire'. They spontanously combust.

If you dislike them, then I will lay off it. I enjoy that kind of thing - yet I strangely hate zombies.

I'll write more in-game dialogue.

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UrusVerra wrote...

CptData and Aurora - you both could made one great funny dialogue. I mean, one starts, few repliques, and other one continues.



I did that with a fanfiction once. My collab partner and I contiunally built it up. Though the project was abandoned when I gave that fandom the middle finger.

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Aurora313 wrote...

UrusVerra wrote...

CptData and Aurora - you both could made one great funny dialogue. I mean, one starts, few repliques, and other one continues.



I did that with a fanfiction once. My collab partner and I contiunally built it up. Though the project was abandoned when I gave that fandom the middle finger.


Eh, I just suggested :)


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Go Ashley Go. Admire living Art in the middle of a galactic batlefield. Hell I would be too :D

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Yep)) U know, distractions are horrible things... I am supposed to do homework now, but instead I'm reading forum.

Ash would be disappointed in me... Or maybe not :)

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Aurora313 wrote...

I would like to point out at this juncture, I have an intense hatred for Twilight. The real Vampyr story writer is Joss Whedon in my eyes. Real vampyrs do not sparkle. They are not spelt 'vampire'. They spontanously combust.

If you dislike them, then I will lay off it. I enjoy that kind of thing - yet I strangely hate zombies.

I'll write more in-game dialogue.


Didn't say I dislike it. I'm just not "in" that stuff. Have not enough experience in this area.
Actually I love to write "random dialogues". Stuff that suddenly appear in my mind, write it down, kill half of the lines, try it again and the result is quite different from first idea. Easy.

Ashley: Good morning, oh captain, my captain.
Shepard: *ughh* my head hurts ... what happened?
Ashley: We had a poker session yesterday. We had alcohol, you had a bit more, drank some of Garrus' Dextro-Booze, then you emptied a bottle of ryncol ...
Shepard: ...
Ashley: ... flirted with Kelly, became a bit raunchy with Miranda and told Tali to drop her suit.
Shepard: ... uhh ... can't remember ...
Ashley: Dr. Chakwas said you should be dead right now. You're a lucky man ... your "enhancements" saved your life.
Shepard: ... sounds like great news ...
Ashley: Chakwas also said, if I want to poison you, I should try liquid Eezo.
Shepard: That's a bit extreme.

Modifié par CptData, 29 septembre 2011 - 12:23 .


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Ash: Shepard?
Shepard: uh-huh?
Ash: Are you listening?
Shepard: Whatever you say dear.
Ash: You aren't are you.
Shepard: What? Of course I am.
Ash: Then what did I say?
Shepard: Something that was crushingly important which was.
Ash: Get your hand off my breast please.
Shepard: I'm admiring art.
Ash: *grabs his ass*
Shepard: *yelps* Jesus Ash! Don't do that!
Ash: I'm admiring art, Skipper.

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I must bid you all goodnight for now. I've just finished the first draft of Duet Effect chapter 2. I gotta finish this before midnight. Proof-reading for errors and such will take a while, and I want to get it up tonight if possible.

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EDI:Someone is at the door, Shepard.
Shepard: Who ... and were you watching us?
EDI:No. But Jeff was.
Ashley/Shepard: ...
EDI:That was a joke.
Shepard: And who's at the door?
EDI:Ambassador Udina. Acording to his behavior, he won't wait any longer.
Ashley: Great.
Shepard: And I thought my headache just went away ... there it comes again.
Ashley: Hope this is important. It better is.
Shepard: Ash, could you give me back my pants?
Ashley: Come and get it.
EDI: Ambassador Udina is still waiting.
Shepard: Tell him we're not here. Send him to Joker.
EDI: Jeff is busy right now.
Shepard: I don't care!
EDI: *sigh* As you wish, Shepard.
Ashley: Why doesn't she throw Udina out of an airlock ... that dude wasn't a great help till now, the galaxy won't miss him.
Shepard: Don't ask.

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#6492
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His eyes fluttered open, the memories of the nightmare still crisp and fresh in his mind. Screaming and pained wails still ringing in his ears, but already it felt like a distant sensation. His body became more aware with each slow agonising second that ticked by. The familiarity of the lotf's roof, the comfort of his bed and the warmth of a slender finger tracing circles around the celtic tattoo on bare his chest. He rolled his head to the side, seeing her open eyes examining his profile.
"Bad dream?" She whispers, his hand slides up from her shoulder, grasping her hand and savouring the softness of her skin.
"When aren't they?"
She rolls over, resting her head on his chest, his arms wrap around her shoulders. "I'm worried."
"I'm not..." He whispers, snuggling closer. "Because I have you here."
"God - you're so horrible!" She whispers back with a laugh, "You sure you don't write fortune cookies in your spare time?"
"There are so many layers to the Shepard, Miss Williams."
"Not right now - there's not."

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#6493
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Tonight? It's afternoon were I live.
Still, will go home in a few minutes ... another work day done.

By the way: I like it. Maybe I'll post a tiny portion of my wip-fanfic "I'm sorry Ash" once I'm home.

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Im aussie. Its close to midnight now.

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xxSgt_Reed_24xx wrote...

PMC65 wrote...

I am hoping that Bioware handles Shepard straying with a mature pen. No cat/dog fights between any of the characters and real emotional discussions. 



lol don't count on it... 

I bet there will be an emotionally engaging....

catfight so that people will be all... "awww yeah, HAWT!!" and it won't hurt their Shepard's fragile egos... lmao

That's what i'm afraid of too..unfortunately that's apparently what a lot of fans want. The fight on Horizon showed how quite some people don't want to put any blame on Shepard. If you cheat they should be angry with Shepard and not fight over him, that´s..that´s just not how it should work in my mind.

I'll withold from judgement as for the writers though, I'm sure they can write it properly, in my mind, it's just a question of will they.
(As for the shower...if you wanna bury it, I believe there is still some room next to the elevator. Image IPB)

Wow dialog overload! Need more time to read that. The distractions motivational never fails to work though.Image IPB

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My God!

Somebody remember me telling about my Shepard accidently cheating on Ash with Jack and then rejecting it? Today I got to Jack's pit again, to see if there are more dialogues (i remember they always were!). And then she suddenly shouted: "F**k off!". Damn, I even jumped in my seat!)) And I wanted to be friendly with everyone :(

From now I am waiting for Ash even more than before. Devs, where is our ME3?!

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New Duet Effect is up.

http://www.fanfictio...5/2/Duet_Effect

Our protagonist literally ran into trouble on two legs :P

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UrusVerra wrote...

My God!

Somebody remember me telling about my Shepard accidently cheating on Ash with Jack and then rejecting it? Today I got to Jack's pit again, to see if there are more dialogues (i remember they always were!). And then she suddenly shouted: "F**k off!". Damn, I even jumped in my seat!)) And I wanted to be friendly with everyone :(

From now I am waiting for Ash even more than before. Devs, where is our ME3?!

Yeah the Jack convo's can be confusing, at a certain point in my canon playthrough I also felt like I had to say something unkind..just to avoid suddenly romancing her. You probably pissed her off last time.

@Aurora; As I said, I need more time! Image IPBImage IPB

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Aurora313 wrote...

The way I saw it was: Tali is like a kid sister, Miranda is the mean older sister, Jack is the crazy cousin, kelly is the naive cousin and Samara is the older woman. My shepards stayed loyal to Ash, but I haven't had a femshep reached that point in the game where Romance is an option. Besides, my Femshep is saving herself for Joker in ME3.


Best damn characters in the whole damn game.

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Mr. Brainheart wrote...
Yeah the Jack convo's can be confusing, at a certain point in my canon playthrough I also felt like I had to say something unkind..just to avoid suddenly romancing her. You probably pissed her off last time.


Afraid I did. Hope she won't destroy my Shep in ME3 before he says 'Hi'.

Aurora, seems that i missed first part. Going to correct that ;)