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[ADLegend21]

xxSgt_Reed_24xx wrote...

StaffSgt. Dignam wrote...

In Normandy cargo hold, where crates have been restacked to from an arena by the crew.  Shepard is standing on a crate and begins to address the crowd.

Shepard: " Alright, ladies and gentlemen!  I thought that since we are going to be facing better trained and better equipped forces now, we should have a simulation paint match in the Cargo hold.  Pistols, rifles, and shotguns have all been modified to fire super-dense ballistic paint rounds for today courtesy of Jacob and Ashley."
Garrus  Examines weapon:"How high did you crank those guns up, Ash?"
Ashley:"Oh you know, the maximum recommended FPS is really an absolute minimum, so I basically double it and go from there."
Garrus:"Aw, crap.  What are the teams?"
Shepard:"Okay Garrus, it'll be you, me, James, Mordin, Thane, Grunt, Legion, Zaeed, and Jacob.  Everyone else is on the other team."
Murmers in the crowd
Shepard:"What?"
Ashley:"You organized the teams by gender, dummy."
Shepard:"Well would you look at that, what a coincidence..."
Jacob:"Let's just get this over with.  We're gonna get whooped, you know that, right?"
Shepard:"We might.  But maybe, just maybe, we will emerge the victors!"
Five minutes and five hundred rounds later
Shepard and the others are pinned down at their base, each already hit several times.
Garrus:"Yeah, maybe we'll emerge the victors?  What a load of crap!"
Shepard:"Well, we won't do that, but we can still escape this room if we sent one person out first to absorb, I mean, draw fire from the other team so taht the rest can escape!  Who's up?"
Everyone looks at Shepard.
Shepard:....

This is awesome! XD

bahahaha it iss.


Top Ash

Modifié par ADLegend21, 30 septembre 2011 - 12:25 .

[xxSgt_Reed_24xx]

PMC65 wrote...

xxSgt_Reed_24xx wrote...

*snip* As for the shower thing...
bury it!?
whatever for!? I lend my full support to the pursuit of a Shepley shower scene in ME3! 

*sound of feet running in*

Someone mention a shower scene?

*happy dance! happy dance!*

Make it happen Sarge!

*sound of feet running out*

If only I could...

If only I worked for Bioware man... 

[PMC65]

xxSgt_Reed_24xx wrote...

PMC65 wrote...

xxSgt_Reed_24xx wrote...

*snip* As for the shower thing...
bury it!?
whatever for!? I lend my full support to the pursuit of a Shepley shower scene in ME3! 

*sound of feet running in*

Someone mention a shower scene?

*happy dance! happy dance!*

Make it happen Sarge!

*sound of feet running out*

If only I could...

If only I worked for Bioware man... 

The only time that shower was used was in the Garrus romance and only by Shepard. Saw it on youtube and was amazed that Shepard was in the shower.  

[ADLegend21]

xxSgt_Reed_24xx wrote...

PMC65 wrote...

xxSgt_Reed_24xx wrote...

*snip* As for the shower thing...
bury it!?
whatever for!? I lend my full support to the pursuit of a Shepley shower scene in ME3! 

*sound of feet running in*

Someone mention a shower scene?

*happy dance! happy dance!*

Make it happen Sarge!

*sound of feet running out*

If only I could...

If only I worked for Bioware man... 

Same, I wish I was a writer forthem soI could know how the game is going down, check on the guy or girl writing for the squadmates to make sure that they're doing it right.

[xxSgt_Reed_24xx]

ADLegend21 wrote...

xxSgt_Reed_24xx wrote...

PMC65 wrote...

xxSgt_Reed_24xx wrote...

*snip* As for the shower thing...
bury it!?
whatever for!? I lend my full support to the pursuit of a Shepley shower scene in ME3! 

*sound of feet running in*

Someone mention a shower scene?

*happy dance! happy dance!*

Make it happen Sarge!

*sound of feet running out*

If only I could...

If only I worked for Bioware man... 

Same, I wish I was a writer forthem soI could know how the game is going down, check on the guy or girl writing for the squadmates to make sure that they're doing it right.

I'd have shower scenes for EVERYONE!

Shepard taking a shower and Ash sneaking in? SHOWER SCENE

Miranda just got done sending a report to the elusive man.... SHOWER SCENE

Garrus calibrating... SHOWE- 

er... :innocent:

[ADLegend21]

New Chapter of Guns and Poems is up.

Modifié par ADLegend21, 30 septembre 2011 - 01:05 .

[ADLegend21]

xxSgt_Reed_24xx wrote...

[I'd have shower scenes for EVERYONE!

Shepard taking a shower and Ash sneaking in? SHOWER SCENE

Miranda just got done sending a report to the Illusive man.... SHOWER SCENE

[i]Garrus calibrating... SHOWE-[/i] 

er... :innocent:

 hahaha priceless.

[Aurora313]

Shep: Looks like we'll have to deal with Aria and her people if we want supplies.
Joker: I'm thinking that's not a good idea.
Vega: I have to agree with Joker, sir.
Shep: Why not? We need to supplies and we can't afford to be choose-y.
Ash: John - she shot you, twice.
Shep: She shoot at me twice. There's a big difference.
V+J+A: *not looking very convinced*
Shep: What? She had perfectly legitimate business reasons to do so! I'm not holding a grudge.
Ash: I don't know - you just blew up what was left of her nice flaming space station.
Vega: Sir - were you dropped on the head as a kid?
Shep: Do we need the supplies or not?
Joker: If you get shot - keep the blood of my precious. Hard enough to keep it clean as it is.
Shep: ... *angry grumbling*

Modifié par Aurora313, 30 septembre 2011 - 01:18 .

[Dr. Doctor]

xxSgt_Reed_24xx wrote...

I'd have shower scenes for EVERYONE!

Normandy Conference Room

Shepard: Alright, crew dismissed.

Ash: Skipper, your covered is Husk goo.

Shepard: I noticed, this stuff is a pain in the ass to clean off.

Ash: Maybe you just need a little tactical support.

Shepard: Are you offering?

Ash: Indeed I am.

[xxSgt_Reed_24xx]

Dr. Doctor wrote...

xxSgt_Reed_24xx wrote...

I'd have shower scenes for EVERYONE!

Normandy Conference Room

Shepard: Alright, crew dismissed.

Ash: Skipper, your covered is Husk goo.

Shepard: I noticed, this stuff is a pain in the ass to clean off.

Ash: Maybe you just need a little tactical support.

Shepard: Are you offering?

Ash: Indeed I am.

that'll do doctor... that'll do! lol

love it! 

[ADLegend21]

Aurora313 wrote...

Shep: Looks like we'll have to deal with Aria and her people if we want supplies.
Joker: I'm thinking that's not a good idea.
Vega: I have to agree with Joker, sir.
Shep: Why not? We need to supplies and we can't afford to be choose-y.
Ash: John - she shot you, twice.
Shep: She shoot at me twice. There's a big difference.
V+J+A: *not looking very convinced*
Shep: What? She had perfectly legitimate business reasons to do so! I'm not holding a grudge.
Ash: I don't know - you just blew up what was left of her nice flaming space station.
Vega: Sir - were you dropped on the head as a kid?
Shep: Do we need the supplies or not?
Joker: If you get shot - keep the blood of my precious. Hard enough to keep it clean as it is.
Shep: ... *angry grumbling*

bahaha nicely done.

[ADLegend21]

Idea froma poll I just answered...Male or female , it doenst' matter, but...would you want to Be Ashley?

[Mr. Brainheart]

Dr. Doctor wrote...

xxSgt_Reed_24xx wrote...

I'd have shower scenes for EVERYONE!

Normandy Conference Room

Shepard: Alright, crew dismissed.

Ash: Skipper, your covered is Husk goo.

Shepard: I noticed, this stuff is a pain in the ass to clean off.

Ash: Maybe you just need a little tactical support.

Shepard: Are you offering?

Ash: Indeed I am.

I must have misunderstood Reed...Lol severely misunderstood you.

As for this scene: YES! That scene should've been in ME1..and ME2..and it should be in ME3!


@ADL; you mean during ME3? Like with Joker in 2. Well, first thing'I'd say: YES! That scene should've been in ME1..and ME2..and it should be in ME3! But in all seriousness, it's probably for the best if we keep with Shepard perception..he is who we should 'be' afterall. Also it wouldn't really add all that much, except for something that is a lot of fun to look at while playing.

[CptData]

Normandy Conference Room

Ashley: Got everything?
Grunt: I don't understand why Shepard isn't briefing us.
Zaeed: Yep. Why do I have to listen to a girl that could be my daughter - if I had one?!
Mordin: Shepard not here. Not good. Did something happen? Need to find out. But first need to research why humans have toenails. Could be important for the mission.
Miranda: So ... you're his number one now. That's sad. Me, the genetically perfect woman ...
Ashley *renegade interrupt*: "Perfect" - you can't even have kids.
Miranda: ... touché.
Grunt: So there IS a genophage for humans. I knew it. Mordin ...
Mordin: Not my fault. But knew about Mrs. Lawson problem. Was researching a cure last week. Then Mr. Moreau came to me. I had to stop to find out how to construct an exo-skeleton for him. Difficult, but will help the mission ...
Ashley: Hsshhhh ! Stay focused. All of you!
Zaeed: Seriously ... where is Shepard?
Ashley: I have no idea. He wasn't in his cabin this morning.
Zaeed: By the way ... where is Jack?
EDI: Jack and Shepard are not on board.

Meanwhile somewhere else

Jack: Okay, Mister. It's just you and me. Any questions?
Shepard: You brought me here because ... ?
Jack: ... to slap some sense in your brain. Concentrate on your goddamn mission!
Shepard: That's what I do!
Jack: Riiiight. You're wasting time all day. Doing this side mission, then talking to crew, spending whole nights with your newest bet pet ...
Shepard: Ash isn't my "pet".
Jack: Wha'ever, you're wasting time, Shepard. Get moving!
Shepard: First Ash, now you. It's like in a bootcamp. All I hear is "MOVE!"

Normandy Conference Room

Garrus: So, what now?
Ashley: Side mission anyone - like "finding Shepard & Jack"?
Tali: My calendar is full ...
Zaeed: Need to hunt down Vido first.
Garrus: My calibration-senses are tingling. The ships primary weapon are not calibrated!
Samara: Hang on ... meditation time!
Miranda: You hurt my feelings so ... shove that mission up to your *beep*!
Grunt: Sudden ... urge ... to kill ...
Mordin: Still reseaching toenails. Can't come with you. Ask later.
Ashley: That wasn't a question, guys. Who's available?
Joker: Pick me, pick me! I definately need to be in your away team!
Ashley: Okay. Who else?
Kasumi: Sounds like fun.
Ashley: So my team is ready. It's going to be dangerous, maybe we won't come back ...
Joker: Hey, you didn't say that! I'm out!
Ashley: *sighs* Shepard, where are you?!

Modifié par CptData, 30 septembre 2011 - 07:45 .

[Aurora313]

Shepard was speechless. That was all, completely speechless at the spectacle in front of him. The door opened with a hiss while he was straightening up his tuxedo. He never used to like formal wear, give him a hoodie and cargo pants any day, but sometimes the SpecTRe job required a certain level of finesse. If his past career and his hunt for Saren Arterius were any indication, finesse wasn't his strong suit, but attending the occasional party as undercover security (just how undercover can the saviour of the galaxy get, anyway?) was a welcome change of pace. They were boring usually, but it was a good excuse to drink.

It was also an excuse to see just how truly beautiful his partner was. Ashley's hair had been tied up into a freach knot, her fringe over her right brow, parted to the left. A long thin clip held her hair in place. She wore a navy blue, long silk dress that hugged her curves and exposed her long slender legs. She had matching spagetti-strap, medium heeled shoes and a silver celtic cross that Shepard had sent her before jumping the Omega-4 really. A tasteful amount of makeup gracifully accented her eyes and pale lip-gloss on her lips.

"Ah - wow." He stammered out stupidly.

"This makes me look ridiculous!" Ash turned away sharply, her cheeks lightly coloured pink with a blush. Shepard took her hand before she could make it far into their quarters.

He notices a few strands of hair had fallen out of place, with practiced familiarity, he lightly pushed the hair back into place behind her ear, letting his fingers lightly carress her cheek. "You look absolutely stunning." 

Here you go. My snippet for tonight. :innocent: Make-up Ash for the win.

[CptData]

Now we just need someone giving us a deviant art how Ashley looks in your snippet ...

*closes eyes*
Yessssssssss

(Okay, kinda creepy. I'll make it up with another snippet of my own fanfic today evening ...)

[Aurora313]

I want an epilogue with Ashley and Shepard finally having a proper date in Mass Effect 3. Hell - I'd even liked to see a 'happily ever after'. Sure - it's cliche, but Shepard deserves at least that much for being as loyal as he has been to Ashley.

By the by - Duet Effect. What are people thinking? Do you like it so far? Following Lieutenant Pierce?

Also. Any romance requests for her? I know the answer already, but I'm just curious to what you guys think.

[CptData]

Hang on ... need to read it first. Was a bit busy yesterday with my own fanfic ... the one I posted a snippet here in this topic. Will take a while since I'm @ work.

Ashley: Skipper.
Shepard: Ash?
Ashley: Skipper.
Shepard: Ash.
Ashley: Skipper!
Shepard: Ash!
Ashley: Skipper!!
Shepard: Ash?!
Ashley: Doing that Wrex-Shepard-thing with Skipper and Ash doesn't work.
Wrex: Shepard?
Shepard: Wrex.
Ashley: Works far better!

[CptData]

Okay, since there's nothing happening right now - have an Ashley


Ash BEFORE browsing ff.net for Shepley-fics.


*Edit: why can't I add imageshack-pics 'n such? O.o

Modifié par CptData, 30 septembre 2011 - 11:33 .

[Aurora313]

Shepard managed to stiffle a grunt of pain, feeling the pressure on his back increase sharply. The pain moved from his spine to his left shoulderblade. A growl escaped and he couldn't hold it back.

"Oh shut up you big baby!" Ash's voice muttered with annoyance from above him. "It's your fault, you know!"

"How is it my faul - ARGH!"

"Who was the idiot who fell of a platform and landed flat on his back? Who was the idiot who didn't listen to the AI and take a step back when he ordered the orbital strike?" Ash put pressure on the huge, purple-black bruise from his right shoulder-blade down to his kidney. 

"Doesn't mean you can't be gentl - Son of a ****, Ash! Ease up!" Shepard half demanded, half begged. 

"Stop whining you big baby!" She pushed down dead centre of the bruise,

"Ah! F*ck!" He hissed in pain.

"Trust me - I'd rather be doing that than this..." She muttered barely audibly,

"What was that?" 

"Nothing.":P 

[Aurora313]

Challenge for you all:

What is your dream reunion/make-up scene between Ashley and Shepard for Mass Effect 3?

[CptData]

Aurora313 wrote...

Challenge for you all:

What is your dream reunion/make-up scene between Ashley and Shepard for Mass Effect 3?

Fanfic-wise: not yet under development
Idea: I've got plenty
Reality: Far better than in ME2 for sure ...

*Shep will find Ash cornered down by several husks. Of course he'll make it through it.*
Ash: I almost thought you'd never come.
Shep: Sorry I'm late, Ash, took a while to get through Frisco.
Garrus: He's kidding, isn't he?
Tali: Yes, he is. We just had to go through hell just to get here.
Ash: Skipper ...
Shep: Ash?
Ash: I really thought I won't see you again. All those husks ... my entire team got killed ... and they nearly got me too.
Shep: I know. It's even worse than on New Eden. More Husks, more Reapers ...
Ash: *cry of pain* help me getting up. Hope Chackwas can patch me up for the upcoming battles.
Shep: She will. Shepard to Normandy - we found Ashley. Need to get out ASAP.
EDI: Roger that. Jeff is setting a course. ETA 5 minutes.
Garrus: There they come again.
Shep: Ash, can you fight?
Ash: Can't even walk, Skipper ...
Shep: Okay. Set up defensive perimeter. Don't wanna lose you again.
Tali: I can see 'em ... they have several canibals!
Ash: **** ... just gimme a pistol.
Shep: Take mine. I won't need it anyways. Got my Widow.
Garrus: Hold the line!
*Critical Mission: keep Ash alive until evacuated by Normandy.*

Modifié par CptData, 30 septembre 2011 - 02:09 .

[StaffSgt. Dignam]

CptData wrote...

Hang on ... need to read it first. Was a bit busy yesterday with my own fanfic ... the one I posted a snippet here in this topic. Will take a while since I'm @ work.

Ashley: Skipper.
Shepard: Ash?
Ashley: Skipper.
Shepard: Ash.
Ashley: Skipper!
Shepard: Ash!
Ashley: Skipper!!
Shepard: Ash?!
Ashley: Doing that Wrex-Shepard-thing with Skipper and Ash doesn't work.
Wrex: Shepard?
Shepard: Wrex.
Ashley: Works far better!

HA!  That's great, I've always wondered how that would go if Ash and Shep tried it

[Aurora313]

Nice, me like it. Me like it a lot

[Mr. Brainheart]

CptData wrote...

Okay, since there's nothing happening right now - have an Ashley


Ash BEFORE browsing ff.net for Shepley-fics.


*Edit: why can't I add imageshack-pics 'n such? O.o

I almost always upload via imageshack. Just copy the the forum encoding that is provided with the picture, if by add you mean post that is.
@Aurora..ehm that's a hard one, I'm not sure. I like the idea of in the middle of a fight..that they slowly find a harmony like that. The way they start working together in the fight, representing their reunition.

Modifié par Mr. Brainheart, 30 septembre 2011 - 02:23 .