My Shepard is a Renegade, he'd probably break the guitar over a batarians head or something. I think that would win Ashley's heart
Lt. Commander Ashley Williams thread: "Don't 'Ash' me!" We're Back Baby!
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Posté 01 octobre 2011 - 08:26
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I can soooo see cheesy Shepard playing the guitar to Ashley and her snickering like hell lol
My Shepard is a Renegade, he'd probably break the guitar over a batarians head or something. I think that would win Ashley's heart
My Shepard is a Renegade, he'd probably break the guitar over a batarians head or something. I think that would win Ashley's heart
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I'd rather see him smash a TV over a batarian's head.MegaBadExample wrote...
I can soooo see cheesy Shepard playing the guitar to Ashley and her snickering like hell lol
My Shepard is a Renegade, he'd probably break the guitar over a batarians head or something. I think that would win Ashley's heart
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Posté 01 octobre 2011 - 08:33
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jreezy wrote...
I'd rather see him smash a TV over a batarian's head.MegaBadExample wrote...
I can soooo see cheesy Shepard playing the guitar to Ashley and her snickering like hell lol
My Shepard is a Renegade, he'd probably break the guitar over a batarians head or something. I think that would win Ashley's heart
Nah - Vega had that covered, although Shepard could smash someone's head in with a barstool? Or the butt of his revanant. In fact - I'd love to see him and Vega get into a bar fight. The two marines verse every other patron. Granted that would be completely unfair. They'd have to be absolutely hamemered or falling over drunk to even have a chance of losing.
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Posté 01 octobre 2011 - 08:34
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Haha, can see Shep wielding an e-guitar ... even can see him Rock'n'Rolling 
Did you ever realized we're giving Shep / Ash personalities far more than BW did? Shepard playing guitar, experience emotional breakdowns, Ashley is a gifted dancer (and even might win against Miranda in a "dancing"-contest. Ashley is so totally motherly when needed - and will kill you with one shot when betraying her.
BW dude #1: Those fans are crazy.
BW dude #2: You're right. They see things ...
BW dude #1: Hehe, yeah. So me should give 'em some to work with.
BW dude #2: Good idea. What about Wrex being a ballet dancer?
BW dude #1: You're stupid, aren't you?
MegaBadExample plz provide a new Ash
Did you ever realized we're giving Shep / Ash personalities far more than BW did? Shepard playing guitar, experience emotional breakdowns, Ashley is a gifted dancer (and even might win against Miranda in a "dancing"-contest. Ashley is so totally motherly when needed - and will kill you with one shot when betraying her.
BW dude #1: Those fans are crazy.
BW dude #2: You're right. They see things ...
BW dude #1: Hehe, yeah. So me should give 'em some to work with.
BW dude #2: Good idea. What about Wrex being a ballet dancer?
BW dude #1: You're stupid, aren't you?
MegaBadExample plz provide a new Ash
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Posté 01 octobre 2011 - 08:36
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jreezy wrote...
I'd rather see him smash a TV over a batarian's head.MegaBadExample wrote...
I can soooo see cheesy Shepard playing the guitar to Ashley and her snickering like hell lol
My Shepard is a Renegade, he'd probably break the guitar over a batarians head or something. I think that would win Ashley's heart
What, No! That’s Vega’s finisher. Shep's just gonna have to come up with some new Renegade moves...I don't know how he can outclass that tho...
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Posté 01 octobre 2011 - 08:39
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Ash: Skipper - Guess what?
Shepard: Something scandalous has happened and you're trying to keep me in suspense?
Ash: ... I was just going to say that I found something you might like.
Shepard: And what would that be.
Ash: Well - It's at 2100 hours, involves giant death matches and large sums of popcorn, ice-cream and making out if we're lucky.
Shepard: .... You have got to be kidding me?
Ash: Oh yes.
Shepard: I didn't know you p-
Ash: Yes I did.
Shepard: And we're going to -
Ash: Yes indeed.
Shepard: Well - in that case. For the mother-f*cking horde!
Ash: For the horde!
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Lol! Tell me who thought that was going somewhere else
Shepard: Something scandalous has happened and you're trying to keep me in suspense?
Ash: ... I was just going to say that I found something you might like.
Shepard: And what would that be.
Ash: Well - It's at 2100 hours, involves giant death matches and large sums of popcorn, ice-cream and making out if we're lucky.
Shepard: .... You have got to be kidding me?
Ash: Oh yes.
Shepard: I didn't know you p-
Ash: Yes I did.
Shepard: And we're going to -
Ash: Yes indeed.
Shepard: Well - in that case. For the mother-f*cking horde!
Ash: For the horde!
World of Warcraft in the future
Lol! Tell me who thought that was going somewhere else
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Posté 01 octobre 2011 - 08:42
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MegaBadExample wrote...
jreezy wrote...
I'd rather see him smash a TV over a batarian's head.MegaBadExample wrote...
I can soooo see cheesy Shepard playing the guitar to Ashley and her snickering like hell lol
My Shepard is a Renegade, he'd probably break the guitar over a batarians head or something. I think that would win Ashley's heart
What, No! That’s Vega’s finisher. Shep's just gonna have to come up with some new Renegade moves...I don't know how he can outclass that tho...
Shepard finisher:
- Jumps off table and sprints forward, knocks out first guard with one punch (THROUGH SOLID HELMET), second guard goes to shoot. Rounds go off, Shepard punches the rifle aside and punches the other guard in the throat.
Done.
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Posté 01 octobre 2011 - 08:44
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Aurora313 wrote...
Ash: Skipper - Guess what?
Shepard: Something scandalous has happened and you're trying to keep me in suspense?
Ash: ... I was just going to say that I found something you might like.
Shepard: And what would that be.
Ash: Well - It's at 2100 hours, involves giant death matches and large sums of popcorn, ice-cream and making out if we're lucky.
Shepard: .... You have got to be kidding me?
Ash: Oh yes.
Shepard: I didn't know you p-
Ash: Yes I did.
Shepard: And we're going to -
Ash: Yes indeed.
Shepard: Well - in that case. For the mother-f*cking horde!
Ash: For the horde!
Lol! Tell me who thought that was going somewhere else
I didn't get it!
Wait.... What involves gaint death matches, popcorn, ice cream and making out? 
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Posté 01 octobre 2011 - 08:46
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MegaBadExample wrote...
Aurora313 wrote...
Ash: Skipper - Guess what?
Shepard: Something scandalous has happened and you're trying to keep me in suspense?
Ash: ... I was just going to say that I found something you might like.
Shepard: And what would that be.
Ash: Well - It's at 2100 hours, involves giant death matches and large sums of popcorn, ice-cream and making out if we're lucky.
Shepard: .... You have got to be kidding me?
Ash: Oh yes.
Shepard: I didn't know you p-
Ash: Yes I did.
Shepard: And we're going to -
Ash: Yes indeed.
Shepard: Well - in that case. For the mother-f*cking horde!
Ash: For the horde!
Lol! Tell me who thought that was going somewhere else
I didn't get it!
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Posté 01 octobre 2011 - 08:47
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Two women mud wrestling to the death naked?MegaBadExample wrote...
Aurora313 wrote...
Ash: Skipper - Guess what?
Shepard: Something scandalous has happened and you're trying to keep me in suspense?
Ash: ... I was just going to say that I found something you might like.
Shepard: And what would that be.
Ash: Well - It's at 2100 hours, involves giant death matches and large sums of popcorn, ice-cream and making out if we're lucky.
Shepard: .... You have got to be kidding me?
Ash: Oh yes.
Shepard: I didn't know you p-
Ash: Yes I did.
Shepard: And we're going to -
Ash: Yes indeed.
Shepard: Well - in that case. For the mother-f*cking horde!
Ash: For the horde!
Lol! Tell me who thought that was going somewhere else
I didn't get it!
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Posté 01 octobre 2011 - 08:48
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World of Warcraft. I meant World of Warcraft.... *facepalm* sorry, bad dialogue choice.
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Posté 01 octobre 2011 - 08:49
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jreezy wrote...
Two women mud wrestling to the death naked?MegaBadExample wrote...
Aurora313 wrote...
Ash: Skipper - Guess what?
Shepard: Something scandalous has happened and you're trying to keep me in suspense?
Ash: ... I was just going to say that I found something you might like.
Shepard: And what would that be.
Ash: Well - It's at 2100 hours, involves giant death matches and large sums of popcorn, ice-cream and making out if we're lucky.
Shepard: .... You have got to be kidding me?
Ash: Oh yes.
Shepard: I didn't know you p-
Ash: Yes I did.
Shepard: And we're going to -
Ash: Yes indeed.
Shepard: Well - in that case. For the mother-f*cking horde!
Ash: For the horde!
Lol! Tell me who thought that was going somewhere else
I didn't get it!
I'd pay.
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Posté 01 octobre 2011 - 08:55
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WoW ... good ol' times. I'm no longer active ...
Somehow I can't believe Ash & Shep are so ... "nerdy". That fits more for Legion and Tali ^^
Does anyone wanna read second part of dancing contest? ...
Somehow I can't believe Ash & Shep are so ... "nerdy". That fits more for Legion and Tali ^^
Does anyone wanna read second part of dancing contest? ...
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I prefer my interpretation. Two women mud wrestling to the death naked. Like MegaBadExample said, "I'd pay"Aurora313 wrote...
World of Warcraft. I meant World of Warcraft.... *facepalm* sorry, bad dialogue choice.
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Posté 01 octobre 2011 - 08:59
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CptData wrote...
WoW ... good ol' times. I'm no longer active ...
Somehow I can't believe Ash & Shep are so ... "nerdy". That fits more for Legion and Tali ^^
Does anyone wanna read second part of dancing contest? ...
Do you really have to ask?
YES! Besides...We ALL know Ash would take Miranda in a dancing contest.
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Posté 01 octobre 2011 - 09:04
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For anyone who wants Spoilers to the END of DUET EFFECT: Feel free to continue reading.
If not - then ignore this post.
You have been WARNED.
Shepard approached the forward pilot bay, hands in pockets and a contemplative look on his face. "Joker." He said bluntly.
"Oh - crap. Did I do anything wrong?"
"No - nothing wrong. I've just been hearing some rumors. Certain rumors of an intimate nature as regards to you and a certain Staff Lieutenant."
"Uh..." Joker begins uneasily, not a crack remark in sight. "I can explain."
"I got no issue with it Joker. None whatsoever. Just don't let it interfere with your work and I'm good."
"Ok - I won't and it's fine right. I mean we're both the same rank... sort of."
"Look. I just want my crew to get along. I don't want any arguments turning into blood fueds."
" 'Blood fueds'? Who the hell are you talking about?"
"The argument you and Kaiden had before Noveria. Why? Who were you talking about?"
A red tint flushed up his cheeks and Joker turned back to his console. "No one."
"Joker." Shepard nearly laughed. "Do you have a thing for Roxanna?":huh:
"Please! I'm way over her - I mean her league. I mean -":unsure:
"That's not a 'no'."
"I, um... Ah - sh!t.":pinched:
If not - then ignore this post.
You have been WARNED.
Shepard approached the forward pilot bay, hands in pockets and a contemplative look on his face. "Joker." He said bluntly.
"Oh - crap. Did I do anything wrong?"
"No - nothing wrong. I've just been hearing some rumors. Certain rumors of an intimate nature as regards to you and a certain Staff Lieutenant."
"Uh..." Joker begins uneasily, not a crack remark in sight. "I can explain."
"I got no issue with it Joker. None whatsoever. Just don't let it interfere with your work and I'm good."
"Ok - I won't and it's fine right. I mean we're both the same rank... sort of."
"Look. I just want my crew to get along. I don't want any arguments turning into blood fueds."
" 'Blood fueds'? Who the hell are you talking about?"
"The argument you and Kaiden had before Noveria. Why? Who were you talking about?"
A red tint flushed up his cheeks and Joker turned back to his console. "No one."
"Joker." Shepard nearly laughed. "Do you have a thing for Roxanna?":huh:
"Please! I'm way over her - I mean her league. I mean -":unsure:
"That's not a 'no'."
"I, um... Ah - sh!t.":pinched:
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Posté 01 octobre 2011 - 09:39
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Okay, here comes part II of "dancing contest" 
Legion: Good evening ladies and gentleman. We, Legion, will be your host this evening. EDI will be our co-moderator. Who's a better dancer? Mrs. Williams or Mrs. Lawson? We'll see soon.
Joker: EDI, you'll still care for the Normandy?
EDI: Of course ... I'm able to do multitasking!
Joker: That's what every woman says ...
EDI: Technically, I'm not a woman.
Grunt: This is going to be boring. We're not watching fertile krogan women ...
Wrex: You're young. As soon as you find out how to push the right buttons - and where to find 'em ...
Grunt: Don't want to find out.
Wrex: Ask the Consort. She'll help you.
Grunt: I said I don't want ...
Wrex: And I say you should take what you get.
Grunt: Words of the leader of Urdnot with plenty of fertile women!
Wrex: ... touché!
Jacob: My money is on Miranda. Is it okay to bet on the ex?
Thane: It's not. Did this once *memory scene*
Jacob: Stop that. Can't concentrate on the contest.
Zaeed: I'd vote for Kasumi, but she's not in the contest. So my bet is on Ashley.
Mordin: Can't understand this contest. Doesn't make sense. If it's about getting Shepards attention, would go for Mrs. Williams.
Zaeed: I thought you don't understand this contest?
Mordin: Didn's say I do. Just would go for Mrs. Williams since she's fertile.
Zaeed: You don't have any sense for romanticism, don't you?
Mordin: No.
Zaeed: That explains everything.
Tali: Great. We're going to see semi-naked human women.
Jack: I thought you get used to it. After all I'm living on same deck like you.
Tali: That's different.
Jack: Yeah, yeah ... that's what you say.
Kasumi: Anyhow, Tali is right ... I'm not sure if I'm going to enjoy this.
Samara: You should.
Kasumi: No, I shouldn't.
Samara: I will. As long as it's not against the code.
Kasumi: Watching naked women is not against the code?
Samara: No.
Kasumi: And what if it WERE against the code?
Samara: I'd had to shot myself.
Kasumi: Makes sense.
Jack: C'mon. My money's on Ash. Can't stand Miranda!
Tali: Mine is on Ash too. I like her.
Kasumi: Don't know her, but Miranda does have some nice curves. So ... 100 Creds for Miranda!
Samara: That's against my code.
Jack: You're so fun-destroying, Justicar!
Samara: Fun is not against my code.
jack: *facepalms*
Garrus: Naked women. Always had something for human skin!
Liara: You also have something for blue skins ...
Garrus: What gave you THAT idea?
Liara: I'm the shadow broker. 'nuff said.
Garrus: True. I bet you know who's going to win.
Liara: Yup.
Garrus: Who will?
Liara: Nice try.
Legion: The ladies are ready! We proudly present ...
*light goes off, alarm sounds*
EDI: The Normandy is under attack. Everyone back to stations.
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Third part anyone?
Legion: Good evening ladies and gentleman. We, Legion, will be your host this evening. EDI will be our co-moderator. Who's a better dancer? Mrs. Williams or Mrs. Lawson? We'll see soon.
Joker: EDI, you'll still care for the Normandy?
EDI: Of course ... I'm able to do multitasking!
Joker: That's what every woman says ...
EDI: Technically, I'm not a woman.
Grunt: This is going to be boring. We're not watching fertile krogan women ...
Wrex: You're young. As soon as you find out how to push the right buttons - and where to find 'em ...
Grunt: Don't want to find out.
Wrex: Ask the Consort. She'll help you.
Grunt: I said I don't want ...
Wrex: And I say you should take what you get.
Grunt: Words of the leader of Urdnot with plenty of fertile women!
Wrex: ... touché!
Jacob: My money is on Miranda. Is it okay to bet on the ex?
Thane: It's not. Did this once *memory scene*
Jacob: Stop that. Can't concentrate on the contest.
Zaeed: I'd vote for Kasumi, but she's not in the contest. So my bet is on Ashley.
Mordin: Can't understand this contest. Doesn't make sense. If it's about getting Shepards attention, would go for Mrs. Williams.
Zaeed: I thought you don't understand this contest?
Mordin: Didn's say I do. Just would go for Mrs. Williams since she's fertile.
Zaeed: You don't have any sense for romanticism, don't you?
Mordin: No.
Zaeed: That explains everything.
Tali: Great. We're going to see semi-naked human women.
Jack: I thought you get used to it. After all I'm living on same deck like you.
Tali: That's different.
Jack: Yeah, yeah ... that's what you say.
Kasumi: Anyhow, Tali is right ... I'm not sure if I'm going to enjoy this.
Samara: You should.
Kasumi: No, I shouldn't.
Samara: I will. As long as it's not against the code.
Kasumi: Watching naked women is not against the code?
Samara: No.
Kasumi: And what if it WERE against the code?
Samara: I'd had to shot myself.
Kasumi: Makes sense.
Jack: C'mon. My money's on Ash. Can't stand Miranda!
Tali: Mine is on Ash too. I like her.
Kasumi: Don't know her, but Miranda does have some nice curves. So ... 100 Creds for Miranda!
Samara: That's against my code.
Jack: You're so fun-destroying, Justicar!
Samara: Fun is not against my code.
jack: *facepalms*
Garrus: Naked women. Always had something for human skin!
Liara: You also have something for blue skins ...
Garrus: What gave you THAT idea?
Liara: I'm the shadow broker. 'nuff said.
Garrus: True. I bet you know who's going to win.
Liara: Yup.
Garrus: Who will?
Liara: Nice try.
Legion: The ladies are ready! We proudly present ...
*light goes off, alarm sounds*
EDI: The Normandy is under attack. Everyone back to stations.
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Third part anyone?
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I'd never imagined the Normandy to be...quite like this, before. Lmao who cares about important missions anymore these days, they're old news. As for a part 3...YES please!
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Shepard: Hello, people.
Ash: Someone's in a good mood.
Garrus: Did you get something good in the last mail package.
Shepard: I got something VERY good in the last mail burst. *hands data pad to Ash*. A raise, retroactive pay from both the Alliance AND spectres finally came through along with my new Major rank pin.
Ash: Seriously? How much are they paying you? *types a few keys on the data pad.* Whoa!
Shepard: Uh huh.
Ash: They are giving you that much?
Shepard: Yup.
Garrus: How much is he - *looks over Ash's shoulder* Wow that's a huge sum. You know what you can do with that kind of creds?
Shepard: *leaning over, taking the data pad back.* How much am I getting? I know it's sh!t loads.
Ash: More like ten-sh!t loads!
Shepard: *jaw flops open like a fish, then slaps shut. Turning to Ash* Feel like going to a big expensive five-star vacation resort?
Ash: Hell yes!
Ash: Someone's in a good mood.
Garrus: Did you get something good in the last mail package.
Shepard: I got something VERY good in the last mail burst. *hands data pad to Ash*. A raise, retroactive pay from both the Alliance AND spectres finally came through along with my new Major rank pin.
Ash: Seriously? How much are they paying you? *types a few keys on the data pad.* Whoa!
Shepard: Uh huh.
Ash: They are giving you that much?
Shepard: Yup.
Garrus: How much is he - *looks over Ash's shoulder* Wow that's a huge sum. You know what you can do with that kind of creds?
Shepard: *leaning over, taking the data pad back.* How much am I getting? I know it's sh!t loads.
Ash: More like ten-sh!t loads!
Shepard: *jaw flops open like a fish, then slaps shut. Turning to Ash* Feel like going to a big expensive five-star vacation resort?
Ash: Hell yes!
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Posté 01 octobre 2011 - 10:29
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Part #3 ...
Miranda: Damnit ... so close.
Joker: Must admit you look sexy in that miniskirt.
Miranda: Get lost ... *prepares biotic power*
Joker: Hey, don't rush things ...
Shepard: Both of you, stop that. That's not a fake alarm!
Joker: Sure, commander.
Shepard: No time for formal clothes, Miranda?
Miranda: *glare of death*
A couple of hours and two suicide missions later
Legion: To make things short, we won't do all the small talk. We present ... Ashley Williams and Miranda Lawson!
Ashley: You'll lose.
Miranda: I'll destroy you.
Ashley: Wouldn't bet on it.
Miranda: And you will fail so epically ...
Ashley: We'll see who will fail.
Ashley dances quite seducing - hawt
Miranda shakes her bottom - Jacob is stunned
Jacob: Why the hell did I dumped her?!
Ashley shows her best moves - looks a bit like a "dance of love"
Shepard: Go, Ash, GO!
Joker: Guess it's a bad time to say I always had a thing for her, hmmm?
Shepard: Don't handle the boss' girl!
Miranda does some sexy poses with an imaginary gun
Zaeed: Rats. She looks so darn sexy now ...
Garrus: I know what you're talking about - always loved women with guns.
Mordin: Impossible. Seems to have an reaction on that. Do Salarians have a sense for erotic? Need to find out. But first need to watch!
Ashley pulls out an assault rifle - where did she hide it?!
Grunt: Wrex, you were right.
Wrex: I know, son, I know.
Grunt: Tell me where I have to push those "buttons"?
Wrex: First you need to know how to get her attention ...
Miranda drops the upper part of her black Cerberus uniform
Tali: I feel flat.
Samara: You are flat.
Tali: Thanks, Samara. I needed that.
Jack: You still have twice of mine!
Tali: Doesn't make me feel better ...
Ashley wears a tinfoil skirt now and shakes her body sexily.
Joker: There's one part of my body that's not suffering from Vrolik syndrome right now.
Liara: Too much information!
Shepard: They're both killing me!
Joker: Why?
Shepard: Can't decide ... they're both ... wow.
Liara: Not enough blood for both ends of your body, hmm?
Miranda uses her biotic powers for supernatural movement
Samara: Now that's what I call a great show.
Tali: Does she use her powers to grow even bigger ... you know? Baloons?
Samara: No, she's not.
Liara: My mom did this twice. And I got the gift as well. Look at me ... *lets stuff grow*
Jack: You had to destroy my innocent mind, hmm?
Ashley looks entirely desperate now ...
Shepard: She's going to lose ...
Joker: That's just unfair.
Shepard: *sigh*
Joker: Seriously, why are they doing this contest?
Shepard: Easy, Joker. They want my attention.
Joker: Both?
Shepard: Both.
Joker: Lucky man. I would go for Ashley.
Shepard: See ... I can't decide.
Joker: Why?
Shepard: They're both super hot.
Joker: I can't help you, hmm?
Shepard: Nope.
Ashley is falling to the ground, entirely exhausted. Miranda looks triumphantly.
Part 4 anyone?
Miranda: Damnit ... so close.
Joker: Must admit you look sexy in that miniskirt.
Miranda: Get lost ... *prepares biotic power*
Joker: Hey, don't rush things ...
Shepard: Both of you, stop that. That's not a fake alarm!
Joker: Sure, commander.
Shepard: No time for formal clothes, Miranda?
Miranda: *glare of death*
A couple of hours and two suicide missions later
Legion: To make things short, we won't do all the small talk. We present ... Ashley Williams and Miranda Lawson!
Ashley: You'll lose.
Miranda: I'll destroy you.
Ashley: Wouldn't bet on it.
Miranda: And you will fail so epically ...
Ashley: We'll see who will fail.
Ashley dances quite seducing - hawt
Miranda shakes her bottom - Jacob is stunned
Jacob: Why the hell did I dumped her?!
Ashley shows her best moves - looks a bit like a "dance of love"
Shepard: Go, Ash, GO!
Joker: Guess it's a bad time to say I always had a thing for her, hmmm?
Shepard: Don't handle the boss' girl!
Miranda does some sexy poses with an imaginary gun
Zaeed: Rats. She looks so darn sexy now ...
Garrus: I know what you're talking about - always loved women with guns.
Mordin: Impossible. Seems to have an reaction on that. Do Salarians have a sense for erotic? Need to find out. But first need to watch!
Ashley pulls out an assault rifle - where did she hide it?!
Grunt: Wrex, you were right.
Wrex: I know, son, I know.
Grunt: Tell me where I have to push those "buttons"?
Wrex: First you need to know how to get her attention ...
Miranda drops the upper part of her black Cerberus uniform
Tali: I feel flat.
Samara: You are flat.
Tali: Thanks, Samara. I needed that.
Jack: You still have twice of mine!
Tali: Doesn't make me feel better ...
Ashley wears a tinfoil skirt now and shakes her body sexily.
Joker: There's one part of my body that's not suffering from Vrolik syndrome right now.
Liara: Too much information!
Shepard: They're both killing me!
Joker: Why?
Shepard: Can't decide ... they're both ... wow.
Liara: Not enough blood for both ends of your body, hmm?
Miranda uses her biotic powers for supernatural movement
Samara: Now that's what I call a great show.
Tali: Does she use her powers to grow even bigger ... you know? Baloons?
Samara: No, she's not.
Liara: My mom did this twice. And I got the gift as well. Look at me ... *lets stuff grow*
Jack: You had to destroy my innocent mind, hmm?
Ashley looks entirely desperate now ...
Shepard: She's going to lose ...
Joker: That's just unfair.
Shepard: *sigh*
Joker: Seriously, why are they doing this contest?
Shepard: Easy, Joker. They want my attention.
Joker: Both?
Shepard: Both.
Joker: Lucky man. I would go for Ashley.
Shepard: See ... I can't decide.
Joker: Why?
Shepard: They're both super hot.
Joker: I can't help you, hmm?
Shepard: Nope.
Ashley is falling to the ground, entirely exhausted. Miranda looks triumphantly.
Part 4 anyone?
Modifié par CptData, 01 octobre 2011 - 10:31 .
#6622
Posté 01 octobre 2011 - 10:43
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CptData: I warn you, if Ash won't win (stupid suggestion), I'll lend a boomstick and make a few shots in your direction... So, make your free choise
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#6623
Posté 01 octobre 2011 - 11:21
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Minutes later
Legion: The contest is over. Since Mrs. Williams has a breakdown, we'll postpone a decision. Consensus is needed for a decision as well.
Shepard: Ashley, are you okay?
Ashley: Who won?
Shepard: What?
Ashley: Who won - Mrs. Perfect or me?
Shepard: Legion didn't decide.
Ashley. Does that mean ... another contest?
Shepard: No. For me there is a winner ...
Ashley: ... and?
Shepard: It's you, Ash.
Ashley: *sighs* Thanks Skipper. Thanks ...
Chakwas: My patient needs rest, commander.
Shepard: I want to stay with her.
Chakwas: Okay. Just ... let her sleep.
*meanwhile*
Miranda: So, where's my prize? Where is Shepard?
Jack: Mrs. Perfect lacks brains.
Miranda: What did you say?
Jack: While you were doing that winner's dance Shepard left to check for Williams.
Miranda: ... wait ... does that mean everything was for nothing?
Jack: Yep. Shep decided against you.
Miranda: ...
Jack: At least it was a nice show. Must admit I start to like you a bit.
Miranda: *facepalms*
Tali: Still feel flat.
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Yeah, just a short one. But have to go in a few minutes
Legion: The contest is over. Since Mrs. Williams has a breakdown, we'll postpone a decision. Consensus is needed for a decision as well.
Shepard: Ashley, are you okay?
Ashley: Who won?
Shepard: What?
Ashley: Who won - Mrs. Perfect or me?
Shepard: Legion didn't decide.
Ashley. Does that mean ... another contest?
Shepard: No. For me there is a winner ...
Ashley: ... and?
Shepard: It's you, Ash.
Ashley: *sighs* Thanks Skipper. Thanks ...
Chakwas: My patient needs rest, commander.
Shepard: I want to stay with her.
Chakwas: Okay. Just ... let her sleep.
*meanwhile*
Miranda: So, where's my prize? Where is Shepard?
Jack: Mrs. Perfect lacks brains.
Miranda: What did you say?
Jack: While you were doing that winner's dance Shepard left to check for Williams.
Miranda: ... wait ... does that mean everything was for nothing?
Jack: Yep. Shep decided against you.
Miranda: ...
Jack: At least it was a nice show. Must admit I start to like you a bit.
Miranda: *facepalms*
Tali: Still feel flat.
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Yeah, just a short one. But have to go in a few minutes
Modifié par CptData, 01 octobre 2011 - 11:22 .
#6624
Posté 01 octobre 2011 - 11:39
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Shepard: *strumming a few chords experimentally, non-sensicle at first before it starts to sound half-way decent.*
Ash: Oh - so you brought the deep dark secret out into the open.
Shepard: Yea - my guitar. I call it 'Vera'.
Ash: Oh my gosh! You named your guitar!
Shepard: Yes - people name their baseball bats, their guns, their toys and I'm not allowed name my Guitar?
Ash: Fine - Can I ask who you named it after?
Shepard: *stops strumming and becomes somber* Its... not exactly something I like to discuss.
Ash: Shepard - come on, you can tell me.
Shepard: I could. And maybe I will, but right now I'd rather just get used to playing it again. When I broke my hand, my fingers and wrist always used to grind and crack and never quite worked properly again. Ceberus was nice enough to restore it completely, hasn't cracked once. Lets see if it can hold up for a full song. *beings to pluck a few chords before starting a song*
Ash: You will tell me eventually, right? When you're ready?
Shepard: Yea. I will. I promise it.
Ash: Oh - so you brought the deep dark secret out into the open.
Shepard: Yea - my guitar. I call it 'Vera'.
Ash: Oh my gosh! You named your guitar!
Shepard: Yes - people name their baseball bats, their guns, their toys and I'm not allowed name my Guitar?
Ash: Fine - Can I ask who you named it after?
Shepard: *stops strumming and becomes somber* Its... not exactly something I like to discuss.
Ash: Shepard - come on, you can tell me.
Shepard: I could. And maybe I will, but right now I'd rather just get used to playing it again. When I broke my hand, my fingers and wrist always used to grind and crack and never quite worked properly again. Ceberus was nice enough to restore it completely, hasn't cracked once. Lets see if it can hold up for a full song. *beings to pluck a few chords before starting a song*
Ash: You will tell me eventually, right? When you're ready?
Shepard: Yea. I will. I promise it.
#6625
Posté 01 octobre 2011 - 04:57
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Hmmm ... when I was reading a Shepley-Fanfic, I started to ask me how Ash and Shepard can be together without violating the alliance protocol. After all, it's a relationship between a superior officer and one of his warrant officers (believe that's okay for a gunnery / operations chief).
Either it's allowed to have such a relationship, or Shepard is an exception because of his Spectre status - or it is not allowed, and neither Ash nor Shepard are caring. So what's true?
Either it's allowed to have such a relationship, or Shepard is an exception because of his Spectre status - or it is not allowed, and neither Ash nor Shepard are caring. So what's true?
