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[MegaBadExample]

CptData wrote...

*sigh* missed that "friend with benefits" *eg*
Dunno, my Shep never had such a friend - it doesn't fit to a paragon Shep imo.

Also I wonder if Ashley had a friend before. Maybe she had, but never got to the "phyiscal stage" of her relationships before Shepard. Or she had just short-lasting relationships, because she's not so soft & lovey-dovey most guys like. Dunno. In my universe, Shepard is her first "real" love interest.

Ash joined the alliance at 18 and apparently gets very little shoreleave. So I'd doubt she would've had time for a serious relationship at all and even when her and shepard are...You know... it still isn't serious, but it's real so they continue it.

Of course... she's probably had her moments when it comes to guys in the past - only guys who aren't terrified of her I might add lol. Some men can't handle that kind of woman. Good thing Shepard's the damn best and can keep Ashley in line....most of the time.

[MegaBadExample]

Aurora313 wrote...

Fair point. Maybe I should just stick to snippets. I notice they are getting longer and longer.

Eventually I'll have a decent series of one-shots.

Size matters lol

[CptData]

Random Dialogue ...

Garrus: Good ol' times ... you, Tali, Ashley, me ...
Shepard: Good ol' times. Don't forget Joker and Chakwas. The Normandy feels like home.
Garrus: I know what you mean. Never felt "at home" when I was working for C-Sec.
Shepard: Those "good ol' times" won't come back. All we had to do was to hunt down Saren. It was hell, but nothing compared to today.
Garrus: Indeed.
Shepard: We just had to defeat one Reaper. One. And it was costly enough. And now? Earth is under siege, millions are dead. Every hour passing will increase that death toll ...
Garrus: It's just a matter of time until more Reapers show up. Palaven could be their next target. Or any other homeworld. I heard the Krogans are already under attack by a smaller Reaper fleet.
Shepard: Yes. Our next mission will lead us into Krogan DMZ. Wrex needs our help, and if we can defeat the Reapers there, we might learn enough to defeat them everywhere.
Ashley: He Skip. Garrus. Everything alright?
Shepard: Yeah, just thinking about good ol' times, when everything was easy.
Ashley: Hunting Saren was everything but easy. We lost Kaidan ... and I almost had to shot Wrex.
Shepard: True. Still, it was easier. We knew what to do and how to do it. We had problems, yes, but somehow we managed to get out of whatever the universe had thrown at us.
Garrus: Indeed.
Ashley: It was never easy, Skipper. You know that. It was a hell of a fight. In hindsight it seems to be easier, since we're facing an impossible mission. But I know we'll win this. Even if we have to sacrifice some, we won't let the Reapers win this war. Till here and no step further!
Shepard: I missed you when dealing with the collectors, you know? You keep me grounded. That's what I needed most - and your feelings.

[Aurora313]

MegaBadExample wrote...

Aurora313 wrote...

Fair point. Maybe I should just stick to snippets. I notice they are getting longer and longer.

Eventually I'll have a decent series of one-shots.

Size matters lol

bow chicka bow wow 

[CptData]

MegaBadExample wrote...

CptData wrote...

*sigh* missed that "friend with benefits" *eg*
Dunno, my Shep never had such a friend - it doesn't fit to a paragon Shep imo.

Also I wonder if Ashley had a friend before. Maybe she had, but never got to the "phyiscal stage" of her relationships before Shepard. Or she had just short-lasting relationships, because she's not so soft & lovey-dovey most guys like. Dunno. In my universe, Shepard is her first "real" love interest.

Ash joined the alliance at 18 and apparently gets very little shoreleave. So I'd doubt she would've had time for a serious relationship at all and even when her and shepard are...You know... it still isn't serious, but it's real so they continue it.

Of course... she's probably had her moments when it comes to guys in the past - only guys who aren't terrified of her I might add lol. Some men can't handle that kind of woman. Good thing Shepard's the damn best and can keep Ashley in line....most of the time.

Haha, you're right. Most guys would utterly get destroyed by the awesomness of Ashley Williams.

Guess that makes her sexy - she's not a woman for everyone. A dude that's saving galaxy should be able to handle Ash, but even he will find her challenging ...

[Aurora313]

Vega: So, how did the Salarian, Turian, Krogan Alliance go?
Shepard: Good. They're at least talking to each other over gun barrels. And Wrex is completely whipped.
Garrus: He's not the only one.
Vega: *snicker*
Shepard: What?
Garrus: You know what I mean, Shepard.
Shepard: *defensive* I'm not-!
Vega: All due respect, Yes you are sir.
Garrus: Lets see, there was Captain Hannah.
Vega: Who?
Garrus: His mum. 
Vega: Oh.
Garrus: Shepard here is a mummy's boy.
Shepard: Oi! Shut -
Garrus: Staff Lieutenant Pierce. *to Vega* I honestly think she was giving more orders back on the first Normandy than Shepard was.
Shepard: Ok! Enou - !
Vega: And now there is Lieutenant Williams, who you're head over heels for.
Shepard: Just for that no more drinks for either of you.
Ash: *comes in* Hey, you fellas talking about me?
Garrus: Yes.
Vega: We were just pointing out just how whipped the Commander is.
Shepard: I'm not!
Ash: *walks behind Shepard's chair patting him on the shoulder* Ah - Dear John. You are COMPLETELY whipped!
Vega: Told. *laugh*
Garrus: Heard it from the Lieutenant herself, Shepard.
Shepard: Ok - I'm gonna go cry now. *walks off, over-dramatic boo-hoo-hoo follows*
Ash: Ah - I love doing that. Oh hey, he left his beer here.
Shepard: *still in earshot, walks back* Yoink. *takes beer and walks off again.*

Modifié par Aurora313, 03 octobre 2011 - 12:43 .

[CptData]

*Yoink*

Ashley: Beer please!
Turian Barkeeper: Hmm ... dextro-beer or non-dextro-beer?
Ashley: A good ol' beer.
Turian Barkeeper: German beer or american beer?
Ashley: German beer. I'm a tough lady.
Turian Barkeeper: Dexto-german-beer or non ...
Ashley *renegade interrupt*: I said "german beer". No dextro. Thanks. *puts away rifle*
Vega: Do you mind a date? I have a thing for tough girls.
Ashley: Not unless you want to get shot by Shepard.
Vega: That mummy's boy?
Ashley: Jeez ... you're not took part on ONE mission and you're just talking rubbish about your boss.
Vega: Garrus started it ...
Ashley: Garrus saved the galaxy with Shepard while you were cleaning latrines ...
Vega: Ouch. Got a point.
Ashley: Just keep your hands off me and "mummy's boy" won't break your spine.
Vega: And what about Miranda?
Ashley: Keep your hands off her or she will break your spine.
Vega: Tali?
Ashley: Kal'Reegar will break your spine.
Vega: Liara?
Ashley: Liara might rape your mind, but ... yeah, go on.
Vega: *sigh*

[Aurora313]

Vega: What about that Lieutenant Pierce?
Ashley: Joker will find a way to break your spine.
Vega: He's ah - um ... Crippled.
Ashley: He will FIND a way.
Vega: I'm supposed to be scared?
Ashley: And 'Mummy's boy' will probably skin you alive. Or toss you out the 'lock.
Vega: Good god, is there anyone?
Ashley: Could try that Jack person, but I hear she's a bit violent.
Vega: How violent?
Ashley: Arson, Piracy, cult following.
Vega: Gezzus.

[CptData]

Ashley: There's still one for you ...
Vega: Really? Who is it?
Ashley: Hmm, either Kelly ... she has a thing for every living being, ...
Garrus: Forget it. Kelly is interested in more manly men.
Ashley: Okay, scratch her then. Who's Kelly after, by the way.
Garrus: Shepard.
Ashley: Ohh ... I'm going to break her spine.
Vega: Jeez ... seems the whole crew is a violent bunch of people.
Ashley: Nope. Just Shepard, Joker, me, Garrus, Miranda, Jack, Jacob ...
Garrus: ... Tali, EDI, Zaeed, random crewmember #1, random crewmember #3 and not to forget, random crewmember #8. He's evil.
Vega: Great ...
Ashley: You just have to follow 3 easy rules. And you'll make it through all sh*t we'llfacing. Including being part of the crew.
Vega: Go on.
Ashley: First rule: don't touch the boss' girlfriend. That's me, for dummies.
Garrus: Second rule: do not touch Miranda. Either she'll kill you, or Jacob. Or Joker. Or any male that has a thing for her. Not including me.
Ashley: Third: keep your head low and your pie hole closed. Don't say something until asked. That keeps your head out of the fire and your spine in one.
Garrus: Got it?
Vega: And I thought it would be fun to be part of THE elite crew ...
Garrus *whispers to Ashley*: Hehe, putting down new guys is great ...
Ashley *whispers back*: That's what they did to me when I was fresh. After a while they stopped that. Maybe because every dude that tried to get me on my bad side got his arm broken by arm wrestling ...
Vega: By the way ... who's the second girl you had in your mind? Besides Kelly, I mean.
Ashley: EDI.
Vega: I hate you.

Modifié par CptData, 03 octobre 2011 - 01:29 .

[MegaBadExample]

You know what? At the end of ME3 I might make my Shepard sacrifice himself just for the emotional ride. I wonder how Ash would react to that again and I hope we get a cut-scene of them if it’s possible. Like Ash crying and holding Shepard. Calling him a bastard ect for dying on her and him telling her that everything will be fine and that's it's over before he dies. Or something like that.

Seriously, BioWare said there would be more emotional moments that would make us cry. I want to cry.

[UrusVerra]

CptData wrote...

*Yoink*

Ashley: Beer please!
Turian Barkeeper: Hmm ... dextro-beer or non-dextro-beer?
Ashley: A good ol' beer.
Turian Barkeeper: German beer or american beer?
Ashley: German beer. I'm a tough lady.
Turian Barkeeper: Dexto-german-beer or non ...
Ashley *renegade interrupt*: I said "german beer". No dextro. Thanks. *puts away rifle*
Vega: Do you mind a date? I have a thing for tough girls.
Ashley: Not unless you want to get shot by Shepard.
Vega: That mummy's boy?
Ashley: Jeez ... you're not took part on ONE mission and you're just talking rubbish about your boss.
Vega: Garrus started it ...
Ashley: Garrus saved the galaxy with Shepard while you were cleaning latrines ...
Vega: Ouch. Got a point.
Ashley: Just keep your hands off me and "mummy's boy" won't break your spine.
Vega: And what about Miranda?
Ashley: Keep your hands off her or she will break your spine.
Vega: Tali?
Ashley: Kal'Reegar will break your spine.
Vega: Liara?
Ashley: Liara might rape your mind, but ... yeah, go on.
Vega: *sigh*

My Shepard would break his spine for Liara as well. On the 'elder brother's' rights. Wait... I said elder brother? Nevermind...

Vega: What about that Lieutenant Pierce?
Ashley: Joker will find a way to break your spine.
Vega: He's ah - um ... Crippled.
Ashley: He will FIND a way.
Vega: I'm supposed to be scared?
Ashley: And 'Mummy's boy' will probably skin you alive. Or toss you out the 'lock.
Vega: Good god, is there anyone?
Ashley: Could try that Jack person, but I hear she's a bit violent.
Vega: How violent?
Ashley: Arson, Piracy, cult following.
Vega: Gezzus.

Joker will ask EDI , who will ask Legion to break spine)

Vega: By the way ... who's the second girl you had in your mind? Besides Kelly, I mean.
Ashley: EDI.
Vega: I hate you.

This last lines were just... Good shot!)

[MegaBadExample]

Lol @ "Kelly, she has a thing for every living being."

Pro bro, Pro.

[Aurora313]

*later*

Vega meets Shepard in an elevator.
Vega: Sir. I have to say - you're crew is f*cking scary.
Shepard: I heard you tried to hit on Ashley.
Vega: No sir.
Shepard: Are you lying to me?
Vega: I swear sir, it was a misunderstanding.
Shepard: So you did lie to me.
Vega: Yes sir, I mean no sir.
Shepard: Vega - go near or even THINK about talking to my Girlfriend and I will have your guts for breakfast. Clear?
Vega: *genuinely scared* yes sir.
Shepard: Good man.

Vega leaves elevator in a hurry after stopping one floor.

Shepard: I love being me... 

Modifié par Aurora313, 03 octobre 2011 - 01:39 .

[CptData]

Vega: And then ... your commander said he'd like to have my guts for breakfast!
Kelly: Easy, man, easy. I'm sure he didn't mean it.
Vega: But ... he had an evil glowing in his eyes. He's mad. MAD!
Kelly: No, he isn't mad. By the way, why did you had that argument with Shepard?
Vega: I tried to get a date from Lt. Williams.
Kelly. You're so dead.

[Mr. Brainheart]

Ooh..more dialogues, I like.

@Mega; I have considered that too, but I wouldn't do it with my canonshep (Well that doesn't sound weird at all..., There should be abetter way to put it) atleast unless I think he feels that it's neccesary, I really want to roleplay my canon properly. I hope bioware will throw some though situations towards us and like I said a few pages back..that it will be harder to get everyone through.

It would be awesome if you could save a few squaddies by sacrificing yourself...But i hope they find a balance so that it's hard for everyone to survive, but not impossible..depending on your choices.

Modifié par Mr. Brainheart, 03 octobre 2011 - 01:43 .

[Aurora313]

MegaBadExample wrote...

You know what? At the end of ME3 I might make my Shepard sacrifice himself just for the emotional ride. I wonder how Ash would react to that again and I hope we get a cut-scene of them if it’s possible. Like Ash crying and holding Shepard. Calling him a bastard ect for dying on her and him telling her that everything will be fine and that's it's over before he dies. Or something like that.

Seriously, BioWare said there would be more emotional moments that would make us cry. I want to cry.

I would very much like to see that too. I have a snippet for that too.

Shepard Tore his pistol off his belt and capped a husk square between the eyes as it stumbled towards him like the mechanical zombie corpse it was. He limped towards the megaton yield nuclear device placed in front of the mass effect core of the Reaper that had been dogging him for so long. 

Harbinger - today it ends. 

Shepard swore, his left hand pressed to his right side. A bullet wound from his fight with the Ceberus Assassin had cut straight through his kinetic barrier and N7 armour, ripping into the flesh of his side, spilling sticky tracks of red down the mesh and plating of his leg. He already felt lightheaded from the blood loss, though the auto first-aid system of his suit readily injected medigel into his blood stream, it numbed the pain enough for him to move around a little and gave him a nice buzz to boot.

"SHEPARD." The voice of Harbinger boomed, Shepard couldn't figure out if the omni-cidial AI was speaking out with some sort of audio system form within the ship itself or if it was coming from within his mind. "YOU CANNOT DEFY DESTINY."

"Says the dreadnought with the payload sitting right next to its Eezo Core." Shepard spat out, stumbling towards the explosive device near the holographic display. He remembered back to when he fought on the derelict, defunct Reaper before taking on the Collectors. The interface was much more complex than the scrapped together Cerberus interface the poor techs had cobbled together.

"I WILL DESTROY YOU SHEPARD." Harbinger seemed quite insistent on the claim. Shepard scoffed, pressing a few more buttons on the panel and with a buzz, hiss then click the device was ready to detonate.

"Take a look. Harbinger." Shepard stumbled pushing himself back up onto his feet, still very shaky from the medigel, blood loss or anything in between. 

"You're the only one left." He panted out. "You… the last remnant of the Nightmare that has dogged me for the last four years of my life." Shepard chuckled, gingerly pulling his hand away from his side to inspect the wound. It was still gushing, though it was nowhere near as bad as it was a few moments ago.

"It's time this nightmare came to an end. Forever." Shepard turned, ready to leave. He raised his finger to his ear. 

"Shepard to Normandy…" He only just barely managed to pant out. "Charges are set." He swallowed, tasting something coppery in his mouth. "Get the hell out of here."

"John! We are not leaving without you!" Ashley stated with finality. 

"No way in hell we're letting you die on us again, Shepard!" Joker's voice over the intercom managed to make Shepard smile even as he grimaced from the pain.

"I appreciate the thought." He started to sound short of breath. "But this was a one way trip. No matter how you sliced it."

"Goddamnit...! I just got you back! Don't leave me again...." Ash's hard sobbed words came through the radio. Shepard glanced down at the detonator in his shaking hand.

"It'll be OK, Ash... I promise."

"It's NOT ok! You're not here! You can't die alone."

"Good Night Ash... I love you." The detonator beeped as Shepard flicked the cap off his thumb hovering voer the red trigger. He glares up at a swarm of husks coming towards him. 

"Rot in hell."

Modifié par Aurora313, 03 octobre 2011 - 01:48 .

[MegaBadExample]

*Meeting Ash again*
Ash: Hey, there skipper. Been awhile huh?
Shep: Yeah...
*Awkward staring moment*
Shep: You look... different Ash.
Ash: Good or bad different?
Shep: ...Good different.
Ash: Oh. What's different about me?
Shep: Well...Your hair looks nice.
Ash: Thanks. I like that beard of yours.
Shep: …And your boobs are bigger.

*Ash looks down and straightens her jacket at the mention*

Ash: They are not! …Don’t get excited it’s just this. *winks* Extra protection.

[Aurora313]

CptData wrote...

Vega: And then ... your commander said he'd like to have my guts for breakfast!
Kelly: Easy, man, easy. I'm sure he didn't mean it.
Vega: But ... he had an evil glowing in his eyes. He's mad. MAD!
Kelly: No, he isn't mad. By the way, why did you had that argument with Shepard?
Vega: I tried to get a date from Lt. Williams.
Kelly. You're so dead.

Ashley: You are one evil son of a b!tch.
Shepard: What? Everyone was playing, so why couldn't I?
Ashley: You're still mean.
Shepard: Ever heard the old saw 'reap what you sow'? Vega started it.
Ashley: We should stop kidding around with him, huh?
Vega: What? You were seriously joking?
Shepard: Keep walking, Lieutenant.
Vega: But-!
Shepard: Guts for breakfast.
Vega: Gone!
Ashley: Case and point.
Shepard:  like a boss.

[MegaBadExample]

Aurora, I love you. You have dialog for every situation.

[CptData]

Poor Shep.

Hmmm, I think it's a bit "meaningless" to die like that. After all, it's just the last of the Reapers - I'm sure there is another way to kill that one. No need for Shepard to die with it ...
Anyhow, it's your snippet *g*

In my "Shepard-dies"-idea, he's steering a frighter with a huge payload of eezo into a sun. He wants to destroy this sun (supernova) to kill most of the Reaperfleet flying through the system ...

(It makes more sense in my eyes to do that)

[MegaBadExample]

Mr. Brainheart wrote...

Ooh..more dialogues, I like.

@Mega; I have considered that too, but I wouldn't do it with my canonshep (Well that doesn't sound weird at all..., There should be abetter way to put it) atleast unless I think he feels that it's neccesary, I really want to roleplay my canon properly. I hope bioware will throw some though situations towards us and like I said a few pages back..that it will be harder to get everyone through.

It would be awesome if you could save a few squaddies by sacrificing yourself...But i hope they find a balance so that it's hard for everyone to survive, but not impossible..depending on your choices.

I don't think I'd do it with my canon Shepard either, but I'd like the option to go out a hero - only if BioWare do it right.

In my first playthrough though I'm aiming for that shepley happily ever after. Whatever that may be. 

[Aurora313]

ending was different and almost four times longer. That was originally another version of my 'Shattered mind/breakdown ending'. Harbinger as a last act of vengeance uses that indoctrination field to completely overlord Shepard's brain - but he survived the ordeal... sort of. Just left comatose/catatonic for a long while. Had to cut it down for the forum

[Aurora313]

In my honest opinion, there is only one... two - not - three things capable of ending Shepard.
Best til last.
Three - Old Age.
Two - Ashley
One - His mother.

I would usually tie Ash and his mum - but I had to make a choice.

[CptData]

MegaBadExample wrote...


*Meeting Ash again*
Ash: Hey, there skipper. Been awhile huh?
Shep: Yeah...
*Awkward staring moment*
Shep: You look... different Ash.
Ash: Good or bad different?
Shep: ...Good different.
Ash: Oh. What's different about me?
Shep: Well...Your hair looks nice.
Ash: Thanks. I like that beard of yours.
Shep: …And your boobs are bigger.

*Ash looks down and straightens her jacket at the mention*

Ash: They are not! …Don’t get excited it’s just this. *winks* Extra protection.

Shepard: You took the same stuff Liara used to "bolster up", hmm?
Ashley: Nope. That's just armor.
Shepard: Equipment check.
Ashley: Is this an order?
Shepard: Yes.
Joker: I can hold her ...
Jacob: Good joke, Joker.
Joker: I hate you.
Ashley: I hate you all. Skip?
Shepard: Yes, Ash?
Ashley: Equipment check in 15 minutes, in the loft?
Joker *whistles*
Jacob: Do you need a hand or two?
Shepard: No, Mr. Taylor. I'm sure I can handle this alone.
Jacob: In that case, I'll do an equipment check with Tali.
Joker: And I know there's someone going to meet Mrs. Airlock in five minutes.
Shepard: Do whatever you have to ... I'm doing that equipment check now.

[Aurora313]

Pierce: Joker! *breaking into a show tune* What about me? It isn't fair~! Can't you see.
Joker: Nope service is only for real ladies.
Pierce: Hey! I'm -
Joker: I said 'real' ladies.
Pierce: I'm gonna raise your voice an octave when this is over.
Shepard: Please, don't Roxanna. I need him functional.
Pierce: Shut up and screw your girlfriend already...