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[Aurora313]

also - does joker have the hots for Tali?

[CptData]

Aurora313 wrote...

Pierce: Joker! *breaking into a show tune* What about me? It isn't fair~! Can't you see.
Joker: Nope service is only for real ladies.
Pierce: Hey! I'm -
Joker: I said 'real' ladies.
Pierce: I'm gonna raise your voice an octave when this is over.
Shepard: Please, don't Roxanna. I need him functional.
Pierce: Shut up and screw your girlfriend already...

Joker: Somehow I don't like where this is going.
Shepard: Hmm, I still have that jockstrap from that mission when I had to wrestle with 4 female krogans ...
Joker: Gimme that!
Shepard: Say "please"
Joker: Please
Shepard: Here you go. Anyhow ... time for equipment check. Seriously.
Pierce: I'll pierce your jockstrap, Mr. Moreau. With my high heels.
Joker: Help me, EDI, help me!
EDI: I can't apply a kinetic shield on humans
Pierce: There we are. You. Me. And we need to talk. About a certain quarian girl.
Joker: Rats.

Aurora313 wrote...

also - does joker have the hots for Tali?

I believe he has. Who knows. ME3?

Modifié par CptData, 03 octobre 2011 - 02:11 .

[Aurora313]

Uh - Rox doesn't have high-heels, but ok. Could use her cigarettes to burn through it though,.... hehe.
She smokes occasionally.

edit: also, she was kind of talking to Shepard when she said 'shut up'... hrm.. my fault. poor dialogue.

Modifié par Aurora313, 03 octobre 2011 - 02:15 .

[CptData]

Okay, maybe she just borrowed "her" high heels from Miranda?

Hmmm ... whatever - Joker will regret he has a thing for Tali. And yes, I'm sure he has. Somehow Tali fits to him.

[Aurora313]

CptData wrote...

*zip*

Joker: Somehow I don't like where this is going.
Shepard: Hmm, I still have that jockstrap from that mission when I had to wrestle with 4 female krogans ...
Joker: Gimme that!
Shepard: Say "please"
Joker: Please
Shepard: Here you go. Anyhow ... time for equipment check. Seriously.
Pierce: I'll pierce your jockstrap, Mr. Moreau. With my high heels.
Joker: Help me, EDI, help me!
EDI: I can't apply a kinetic shield on humans
Pierce: There we are. You. Me. And we need to talk. About a certain quarian girl.
Joker: Rats.

*zip*

Disclaimer: Roxanna Pierce is acting Out of Character for the duration of this exchange.

Pierce: She's so cute! Let's adopt her!
Joker+EDI: Say whaaaa?
Pierce: I could be her surrogate sister, you could be her brother and EDI the mummy! Like one big disfuctional family.
Joker: *whispering into mic* Joker to Shepard. Pierce is insane.
Shepard: *over radio* Why the hell do you think I bolted soon as I could.
Joker: *normal voice* You son of a b-

Pierce: You've just been *, puts on glasses with dramatic pause* Pierced!
Joker+EDI: *facepalm*

Modifié par Aurora313, 03 octobre 2011 - 02:24 .

[UrusVerra]

Aurora, I've wondered what does EDI's fasepalm looks like))

Modifié par UrusVerra, 03 octobre 2011 - 02:29 .

[Aurora313]

as do i, my friend. As do i.

Anyways. I'm off to bed now. Loved to continue but I have first day back at college tomorrow.

Chat later.

[CptData]

Trying to imagine a facepalming EDI ...

And yes, I'm sure I can't handle your Staff Lt Pierce properly. I didn't created her, it's all up to you.
However, one thing is for sure: Tali/Joker is real in my universe. Okay, not yet in ME2. There Tali is too much fangirling over Shepard, she simply doesn't notice Joker. Then again, Joker HAS something for Tali, maybe he gets a date with her in ME3 (if she's not yet taken by Shepard)?

Ashley: Ready for "equipment check", commander.
Shepard: EDI, turn off any active cameras, okay?
EDI: This is against the protocol.
Shepard: You are against citadel laws with your Reaper-AI.
EDI: Got a point. Turning off cameras.
Joker: Rats. No spying for good ol' Joker. Back to Hanar-p0rn ...

[Aurora313]

ok - last one I swear to god before I have to sleep. Pierce'll be in character for this one.

*at bar by herself, gulping down a second beer*
Vega: Lieutenant? *Vega notices her drinking alone.* You alright?
Pierce: Does it matter? *slams beer bottle on the table.*
Vega: Anything you wanna talk about?
Pierce: Don't act like a shrink. I'm not in the mood for it.
Vega: Sorry ma'am.
Pierce: Cut the 'ma'am' BS. I'm not in the mood for that either.
Vega: Sorry ma' - uh. Sorry.
Pierce: Heard that everyone was giving you a hard time?
Vega: Wha? Oh - yeah. A bit.
Pierce: Why?
Vega: I was trying to get a date with Lieutenant Williams. Well - with anyone really. Everyone's got somebody.
Pierce: Huh. Well - don't sweat it. It's a time-honoured tradition to pick on the newbie. Don't let it get under your skin.
Vega: Yes ma' -
Pierce: Cut the 'ma'am' sh!t. It's Roxanna, or just 'Rox' if you prefer.
Vega: Yes m - Roxanna.
Pierce: Cool. *kicks chair across from her.* Now sit down and buy me a drink.
Vega: I think you've had enough, ma'am.
Pierce: You won't get a date this early in the game, but I can at least give you a drinking buddy.
Vega: I still don't think that's a good idea.
Pierce: Here's an ultimatum: Sit your fine ass down and buy me a drink, or I break your arm.
Vega: I'll got get my credit chit.

*later, Pierce is being carried to the ship by vega. Shepard spots him*

Vega: She passed out.
Shepard: I noticed. Got her into a drinking contest, did you?
Vega: I was sort of convinced.
Shepard: *shakes head* Who's 'whipped' now, Warden? *walks away.*
Vega: I'm not - 
Shepard: WHIPPED *immitates whip-crack*.
Vega: 

Modifié par Aurora313, 03 octobre 2011 - 02:59 .

[CptData]

*meanwhile, just after "equipment check*

Ashley: Everything okay with my gear, commander.
Shepard: Equipment in perfect condition, lieutenant.
Ashley: So is yours. You seem a bit distracted, Skip ...
Shepard: Have some stuff in my mind. The mission, the new guys. Don't know if I can get them all through hell.
Ashley: I know you will. It's your job. And you're the best man for it.
Shepard: Vega reminds me on me, when I was younger. Green. A newbie.
Ashley: Can't imagine you being a rookie. You always seem to handle things with ease.
Shepard: Experience, Ash. It's all the experience. Kinda lost some good men in my early career.
Ashley: So I do. You still remember New Eden, hmm?
Shepard: The place where we met first. Dunno why, but when I saw you the first time, I had feelings for you.
Ashley: Same here. In the first moments I thought it's more ... "fangirling over my handsome commanding officer" - until you came to me.
Shepard: Yeah. Was a great time.
Ashley: It was. Now, what's up with Vega?
Shepard: I think he's a good soldier. He managed to survive Earth, and he's here. Anderson said, he's here to watch my actions, but that's not true. Not anymore. Rules & protocol are good enough when not fighting for survival, but now? I make my own rules.
Ashley: You always made your own rules. Defying dead is a great example ...
Shepard: In that case you should thank Cerberus, not me. I was dead.
Ashley: "Thanks Cerberus" *laughs*
Shepard: Anyhow ... I wonder how Vega will handle really dangerous situations.
Ashley: I'm sure he'll handle them well ...
Chakwas: Sickbay to Shepard: Vega tripped over a Volus while getting his credit chit. Got two of his ribs broken.
Ashley: Scratch my last line.

[Mr. Brainheart]

Ok, sorry to interrupt the ongoing dialogue goodness,I'm having a little trouble with this picture I'm trying to make, I might just have been looking at and fiddling with it for too long, but something doesn't quite feel right to me. Suggestions?

Modifié par Mr. Brainheart, 03 octobre 2011 - 03:24 .

[CptData]

Hmm, female Shepard.

I'd change the font, but besides that, I can't give you any tips. I'm more m!Shep ...
Also, I almost couldn't see Tali. She's there, but only barely noticeable.

[Mr. Brainheart]

CptData wrote...

Hmm, female Shepard.

I'd change the font, but besides that, I can't give you any tips. I'm more m!Shep ...
Also, I almost couldn't see Tali. She's there, but only barely noticeable.

Actually Tali isn't in the picture just yet , I haven't found a good enough picture yet. (she'll be in it though)

As for the other tip: I'll try fiddle around with the font..see what it'll do. Also considering to make one with standard Mshep, next to one with femshep.

[CptData]

She isn't? I thought that ghostly blob next to Garrus is Tali ...

Also I'd like to know what kind of message you try to deliver. It's about Ash, yes, and it feels as if she has/had something to sacrifice. Sort of. Can't put my finger on it. Anyhow, in my eyes it works only with a male Shepard unless it's possible to romance Ash as a female Shepard in ME3.

[Mr. Brainheart]

'She's walking a part of the path of her life. That part being: from meeting up with Shepard and the rest of the Normandy SR-1 crew to being one of them and recruiting the other squaddies. The Collectorship is there because that's the point that she briefly reunites with Shepard and, in my mind atleast, Garrus and Tali.

The Snippet of poetry is from Ulysses (Since she knows it by heart) and is kind of reminiscing. That is atleast what I intendet it to be...You could interpret it otherwise.

(Btw, did you have any kind of lettertype in mind..stylisticly I mean)

Modifié par Mr. Brainheart, 03 octobre 2011 - 03:50 .

[CptData]

Ahhh okay. Makes sense to me now.

Now, you're the artist, and I can't help you much. Just one idea: Ashley don't have to go down her road of life alone - all her friends are not just "bystanders" but have important influence on Ashley and her life. Especially a male Shepard - I'd like to see his path joining Ashleys ... twice at least *g*

[Mr. Brainheart]

That makes sense, although that might throw the focus of Ash..Will have to try.

Hmm, I think I'll take a little break first thanks for suggesting though.

[MegaBadExample]

Male Shepard needs to be in that pic! And it would be neat if you could include a part of the wreckage of the SR-1, Shepard's helmet or  Shepard dying in space or something

Modifié par MegaBadExample, 03 octobre 2011 - 04:01 .

[MegaBadExample]

Oh. Great, so now we're calling the deed 'Equipment check' now? :L

[CptData]

MegaBadExample wrote...

Oh. Great, so now we're calling the deed 'Equipment check' now? :L

I do.

Ashley: Commander, I need you for checking my equipment before going on that mission.
Shepard: Of course, Lieutenant. See you in the loft in 20 minutes.
Ashley: Aye, Skipper.
Joker: Why do you do those "equipment checks" in your loft, Shepard?
Shepard: Because I have my tools there.
Joker: "Tools".
Shepard: Tools.
Joker: Whatever you do there, keep it quiet. I'm not sure, but I believe Miranda knows what you two are doing ...

Miranda: *spies on cam* Hmm ... Williams is taking the elevator to the loft. I bet Shepard will follow. Time to activate cameras ... there she is. Hmm. What is she doing? Dropping her armor? I thought she would try to keep it on to be  more of a challenge for Shepard ... hmmm ... wait ... she's changing to a more informal style. Really informal. Wow. She looks amazing in that ...

[jamesp81]

CptData wrote...

Mr. Brainheart wrote...
About that destiny line: I just pictured the Destiny Ascencion trying to stalk Shepard and the Normandy

I like the little dialog and it makes me hope it will be a little more difficult to let all of squaddies and friends make it through alive then ME2. I'd like a bit of personal drama (As long as Ash will stay with me...otherwise I'll probably feel very compelled to start from an earlier save.) and I'm not talking Virmire-esque  situations.

(and I know that about number one, but for me he made it...more iconic.)

Never intented that A huuuuge dreadnaught is stalking a tiny Frigate unnoticed ...

And yes, I'm on the same side here. I want to see some situations where either I have to sacrifice one - or do something incredibly impossible just NOT to sacrifice that particular person. My Shepard is a guy that goes through hell just to save one of his squadmembers. Twice for Ashley, of course :happy:


Still: how much beating can Shepard take before breaking down? That's the question. And I have the feeling ME3 is going to answer this question.

Shepard doesn't break down.  He is truly the god of war.  As the strength of others is sapped down by the battle, he only gets stronger, faster, and better.

[CptData]

Have an Ashley.

I like how she looks.

[Mr. Brainheart]

@CptData; Eh, it's not showing.

Well I now have an improved version, since the requests with Sheploo (I do have a femshep version if anybody wants.) I added the crashed/smashed Mako as a sign of the normandy's SR-1 wreck as Mega suggested. and the people crossing paths thing...it wouldn't work unless I redo the entire thing. I like the idea though, so maybe some time in the future.

[CptData]

Hmm, starts to get better *like*
The crashed Mako is difficult to see however ...

Ashley: Hey Skipper.
Shepad: Hi Ash. What'sup?
Ashley: I thought we could discuss future - our future. After the war.
Shepard: Sure, do you have anything in mind?
Ashley: Yeah. I wonder if we will ever settle down. You know - on a planet - a house ...
Shepard: Never thought about this before. I was born in space and never had my foot on a planet for more than a couple of days. My parents were spacers as well, so ... I have no idea.
Ashley: Don't you dream of a peaceful life on a planet, with nothing to care about than the ones you love?
Shepard: Sometimes, maybe. Guess we both have seen enough action for two lifes. When this is over, I'll try to get a paycheck from the Concil. Definitely need some time for you ...
Ashley: As if you could settle down forever, Skipper. You need your action.
Shepard: In that case you can ask yourself - do you want to be with someone like me? A man, that can't even promise to come back from his next mission?
Ashley: I am a Spectre as well, Skip. I can't promise anything either. And yes, I want you. Always. Never forget this.

[Made Nightwing]

Somebody posted me the link to a MassKink Shepley story called: "Quick! Everyone Under the Colonel's Desk!" It's got an interesting start, and I hope the author finishes it, but what they've got written down so far is pretty funny. As with all MassKink posts, it should be considered NSFW.

http://masseffectkin...?thread=4800998

Modifié par Made Nightwing, 03 octobre 2011 - 06:47 .