*Shepard, Ash and Kaine find a table of a cafe*
Kaine: So, tell me how you two young kids met?
Ashley: He saved my ass on Eden Prime.
Shepard: You saved your own ass, I just happened by.
Ashley: More like a god-send.
Kaine: Don't inflate his ego anymore than it already is, please Ashley - May I call you 'Ashley'?
Ashley: Sure - thats fine.
Shepard: You're making up for the last two years I haven't been around. Aren't you?
Kaine: That I am, Lad.
Ashley: You always act like this all the time?
Kaine+Shepard: Yes.
Kaine: Though normally, my dear wife would be sitting where you are.
Shepard: And she would be telling the both of us to stop acting like children. Speaking of: Where is mother?
Kaine: Trying to sleep off some food poisoning.
Ashley: Ouch.
Shepard: *swears in gaelic* is she alright?
Kaine: As fine as she can be, considering.
Ashley: I heard she was going to be promoted to Admiral.
Shepard: Yea - I read that on the news too.
Kaine: Yes, she thought you were dead at the time so she though in her usual way that captaining a ship best honored the memory of her child. How did you supposedly 'die' anyway?
Shepard: Suit was leaking oxygen and then I burnt up in atmo.
Kaine: Painful.
Ashley: Anyway - Down to business.
Kaine: Yes Ashley?
Shepard: ?
Ashley: Embarrassing stories about John as a kid.
Kaine: Yes!
Shepard: Oh! No... no-no-no-NO!
Kaine: There was this one time back when he was four.
Shepard: Don't you dare!
Ashley: I've never seen you so riled up, Skipper - must be embarrassing.
Kaine: Oh yes. But I wouldn't tell them here.
Shepard: Oh Thank god!
Kaine: But if you would like to visit the better half, then we can tell the story there.
Shepard: *glares at Ashley* Don't... you... dare...
Ashley: I'm game.
Shepard: You evil woman.
Ashley: Pay back, Skip.
Shepard: For what?!
Kaine: Leaving a young, attractive lass like her alone for nearly three years, lad.
Shepard: *facepalm*
Modifié par Aurora313, 04 octobre 2011 - 10:01 .