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[CptData]

Mr. Brainheart wrote...

CptData wrote...
*Snip latest Liara/Ash dialogue*

Wrex would totally steal Shepard from them both, if he and Ash weren't such Brogans, that is. I mean surely he'd have a thing for Shepard right? Who doesn't?

I suppose he would have to deal with two very pissed ladies if he'd ever do that. It would be a nice bonding moment between Liara &Ash.


Redhead Ashley, hmm I don't think it suits her looks really.Her slightly Hispanic/latina appearance is still too evident I think.

Does that count as "redhead-Ash"?


Thanks for that image of a humping Wrex-Shepard-homoerotic-couple
Okay, we all know it won't come that far since Wrex prefers fertile female krogan, but hey, the image, the IMAGE! *g*

And as awesome Wrex as he is, he can't deal with even-more-awesome Ashley.
Hmm, thinking of it, Wrex and Ash are pretty much the same when it comes to awesomeness. Who wants to write a dialogue about awesome Ash vs awesome Wrex?

Modifié par CptData, 05 octobre 2011 - 08:42 .

[UrusVerra]

CptData, if BioWare didn't took you on job, they really should)) Amazing dialogue)

My canon Shep cares about Liara as brother. I really hate rejecting her in ME, but I don't know if it is possible for Shep to avoid flirting Liara without being rude.

What can I possibly do with man, if he loves Ash? It wasn't my choice, really

Modifié par UrusVerra, 05 octobre 2011 - 08:49 .

[Aurora313]

I'm going to decline that one.

I'm strictly Shepley+Parents with gueststars.

[UrusVerra]

Well, if I did sudden post, then I post Ash-pic here))

Everybody knows what comes next:

Modifié par UrusVerra, 05 octobre 2011 - 08:52 .

[CptData]

UrusVerra wrote...

CptData, if BioWare didn't took you on job, they really should)) Amazing dialogue)

My canon Shep cares about Liara as brother. I really hate rejecting her in ME, but I don't know if it is possible for Shep to avoid flirting Liara without being rude.

What can I possibly do with man, if loves Ash? It wasn't my choice, really

Easy. Don't pick the "paragon option" when talking to Liara. I talk to her in a professional way to avoid the "catfight". I usually pick the "middle option" and don't talk to Liara that often.

And nope, BW won't give me a chance  Fans are usually not the best programmers. Besides that, I'm not even living in Canada ... and I'm just a electrical engineering technician. Not even a programmer *laughs*
For storywriting? Hmm, lemme say it this way: there are professional authors with 1000x more skill than I have. Lets give them a chance before picking me

Modifié par CptData, 05 octobre 2011 - 08:54 .

[Mr. Brainheart]

CptData wrote...

Mr. Brainheart wrote...

CptData wrote...
*Snip latest Liara/Ash dialogue*

Wrex would totally steal Shepard from them both, if he and Ash weren't such Brogans, that is. I mean surely he'd have a thing for Shepard right? Who doesn't?

I suppose he would have to deal with two very pissed ladies if he'd ever do that. It would be a nice bonding moment between Liara &Ash.


Redhead Ashley, hmm I don't think it suits her looks really.Her slightly Hispanic/latina appearance is still too evident I think.

Does that count as "redhead-Ash"?


Thanks for that image of a humping Wrex-Shepard-homoerotic-couple
Okay, we all know it won't come that far since Wrex prefers fertile female krogan, but hey, the image, the IMAGE! *g*

And as awesome Wrex as he is, he can't deal with even-more-awesome Ashley.
Hmm, thinking of it, Wrex and Ash are pretty much the same when it comes to awesomeness. Who wants to write a dialogue about awesome Ash vs awesome Wrex?

Well if her hair would have sucha slight tone of red, it would work, although it really is more brown.

And you're welcome for the image

[UrusVerra]

CptData wrote...

UrusVerra wrote...

CptData, if BioWare didn't took you on job, they really should)) Amazing dialogue)

My canon Shep cares about Liara as brother. I really hate rejecting her in ME, but I don't know if it is possible for Shep to avoid flirting Liara without being rude.

What can I possibly do with man, if loves Ash? It wasn't my choice, really

Easy. Don't pick the "paragon option" when talking to Liara. I talk to her in a professional way to avoid the "catfight".

And nope, BW won't give me a chance  Fans are usually not the best programmers. Besides that, I'm not even living in Canada ... and I'm just a electrical engineering technician. Not even a programmer *laughs*
For storywriting? Hmm, lemme say it this way: there are professional authors with 1000x more skill than I have. Lets give them a chance before picking me

You know, I'm just a kid, but it doesn't stop me from dream-job as artist in BioWare

It doesn't matter if don't live - you also don't live half-galaxy away, it's just about half planet or less

But as storywriter - why not, if you are talented, then you can work on your skills, improve them and maybe one day...

Oh, I felt in dreaming again... Back to discussing Ash

[Mr. Brainheart]

UrusVerra wrote...

Well, if I did sudden post, then I post Ash-pic here))

Everybody knows what comes next:

Wrex comes bursting into the room and romantically carries Shepard away? (Possibly whilst Ash is chasing them with a boomstick?)

[Aurora313]

Oh god - I don't need that imagery thanks. Not without a few dozen beers first.

[CptData]

@UrusVerra
As I said - nope. No chance. I'm no professional, my native tongue isn't English. Besides that I'm realistic - comes with age - and I know, there guys much more gifted authors than I'll ever be.

Wha'ever, back to Ash.


Joker: You heard about that catfight between Liara and Ashley?
Shepard: Yup.
Joker: And you're not going to do something against it?
Shepard: Nope.
Joker: So you're fine with?
Shepard: Didn't say that. I just won't intercede anything that's involving two fighting women.
Joker: That's a joke, isn't it? I can name at least 4 guys on this ship who'd like to be you right now.
Shepard: Names?
Joker: Pressly, Adams and, but that's just what I believe, Garrus.
Shepard: Makes three. Who's the fourth one.
Joker: Errm *headscratch* ... that's me.
Shepard: You want to get between a gunnery chief that might put a hole in your head with one shot from the hip at 100m and an Asari that might break your bones with her biotic powers?
Joker: Now that you're talking about it ... no.
Shepard: And that's why I don't intercede.

Aurora313 wrote...

Oh god - I don't need that imagery thanks. Not without a few dozen beers first.

Hmm, sounds as if australian beer is as weak as american beer ... you should try german or czech beer instead *g*

Modifié par CptData, 05 octobre 2011 - 09:11 .

[Aurora313]

Well - one, I don't drink. Two - if I did, I'd be drinking Irish beer.

[CptData]

Aurora313 wrote...

Well - one, I don't drink. Two - if I did, I'd be drinking Irish beer.

Maybe Guinness? Yeah, that's the stuff. I usually have one every saturday. It's quite expensive where I live ...

Ashley and her stunning twin sister approve manly irish beer!

Modifié par CptData, 05 octobre 2011 - 09:14 .

[Aurora313]

So Ashley approve of Shepard drinking Guinness too?

[CptData]

Aurora313 wrote...

So Ashley approve of Shepard drinking Guinness too?

I'm sure she does. As long as consuming Guinness doesn't reduce Shepard's performance on the battlefield and the "other battlefield", she approves.

I wonder if they still have Guinness in the 22nd Century ...

[Aurora313]

... John-Mal drinks one every now and then when he's a little pissed at something. Usually when the council bars him. Or - well - coming back to life.

How much of my Shepard's background+character do I have planned out - gezzus. I surprise myself.\\\\


Edit: If they don't have Guinness in the future, my god those poor bastards are missing out.

Modifié par Aurora313, 05 octobre 2011 - 09:31 .

[SandTrout]

CptData wrote...

I'm sure she does. As long as consuming Guinness doesn't reduce Shepard's performance on the battlefield and the "other battlefield", she approves.

I wonder if they still have Guinness in the 22nd Century ...

I'm sure they do. It's too damn popular to die out.

[UrusVerra]

CpdData - one more nice dialogue, and you say you are not talented? Either you are or you are pro

You know, I just got an accident. Three cars + rain = collision. So, here is a question: does Ash drive a car (you know this three-places-flight cars) and how would she solve problems after an accident?

[CptData]

Most likely. Shepard can drive a Taxi as seen in ME2, he also can drive the Mako. I'm sure Ash can drive as well.
Just in case an accident happens, Ash will pull out her boomstick and convince the other car's driver admitting liability. You can do things the "normal" way, or you can do it "Ashley's way".
She's also able to back into parking space

[Aurora313]

Please explain to me how someone/random car driver is gonna pin liability on a couple of SpecTRes - or SpecTRe couple - however you want to put it. Especially considering Shepard's god-like charisma and awesome factor. Ashley would take the lead on the Awesome thing, but seeing how whipped Shepard is - she let him have that one.

[CptData]

Just was talking about Ashley being a lonely driver. Besides that, I didn't want to pull that Spectre-Line. Ash doesn't need that. She got a boomstick, great looks and awesomeness that's on a par with Chuck Norris.

She's just more than awesome. She's Ashley. 'nuff said.

(Seriously)

[Aurora313]

So - what shall we talk in the 'Shepley Shop' tonight?

[CptData]

Hmm, I thought you wanted to write stuff about Vega, Ash, Shepard's parents and Shepard in a bar *g*

At least that's what I can remember. Long time since yesterday, you know ...

[Aurora313]

Shepard+Ash teasing Vega. Yea. But I thought you guys wanted me to write more about Kaine+Hannah's relationship. I've got some of Vega+Roxanna coming back to the Normandy. Shepard being dragged front the council chamber by some indoctrinated guards then nearly gets killed by them - set after Exodus from Earth. And last one is the Epilogue of Shepard blowing up Harbinger and getting out half dead.

[CptData]

In that case I'd like to know more about Shepard's parents with a hint of Shepley-goodness.

I thought Rox has something with Joker - or is she now after Vega? Just drinking buddy or even more? Hmm, plenty of stories you write must (Yoda) ^^

[Aurora313]

I think you mean 'Write plenty of stories - you must.'

I didn't realise Joker had a thing for Tali. Roxanna and Joker have a talk, and he lets her down gently. Rox - being a sole-survivor and mindoir survivor - takes it a little hard and decided to drown her sorrows at a bar. Vega shows up a little while later and they start talking - thus beginning a drinking-buddy friendship that may or may not evolve int a romance